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ohhellorula:
Bill Haderās knife story is the funniest thing ever
TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thingā¦ As PAs we would all hang out. And there was this guy named BigāI was Little Bill on that show because there was a guy named Big Bill, he was like 6ā²7ā³āand this other guy named Jason Altieri. And one time Jason, he had this giant bowie knife, like a Rambo knife, and he was hitting a tree with it. [audience laughter] This is what we would do. [Bill laughs] This is Hollywood, guys!Jimmy Kimmel: Youāre practicing editing!Bill: Yeah, he was editing! [unintelligible + laughter]Jimmy: The old-fashioned way.Bill: The old-fashioned way. This is the way they did it on Gone With The Wind, I tell ya! [audience laughter] You gotta get your editing thing together, your editing arm down. So he was cutting this thing and we were laughing, and then Bill comes over and heās likeĀ āHey, J, you should really stop messing withāāthis is a cigaretteāāyou really should stop messing with the knife.ā And J went [grunting noises] and he wentĀ āHey, come on! Donāt do that.ā And he walked away. Then Bucky, our prop guy, came over and he goesĀ āHey, I got that exact same knife but itās retractable. Itās fake.ā [inaudible + laughter] So he gets the fake one. Heās doing thisā¦[Bill laughs] And itās one of those things where we waited, like, an hour. [audience laughter] Like, you couldnāt go,Ā āHey, Bill! Come over here!ā You had to be likeā¦He has to just walk over. So weāre waiting for an hour and J is likeĀ āGuys, is he over? Ah, come on, man!ā So finally, Bill comes over and goes,Ā āHey, are you still messing with that knife? You should stop messing with the knife, man.ā And he went [grunting noise], and he wentĀ āI told you, donāt do that!ā And then he just went [clunking sound effect] and stuck him right in the chest [Bill laughs] and Bill wentĀ āWHY?!ā [laughter] He thought he was murdered! He legit thought he just got murdered! [Bill laughs] And we wereā¦Oh, we were laughing so hard! [laughter] He just wentĀ āWHY?!ā like thatās the thing you would say.[Bill laughs]Jimmy: Call his parents to tell his final words [Jimmy laughs]Bill:Ā āWhat did Bill say?ā Wait, wait til you hear what he said when heā¦ [inaudible + laughter] He yelledĀ āWhy?ā [Bill laughs]Jimmy: Oh, thatās good. Oh, boy.](https://pics.awwmemes.com/abc-honeydrippingbeehives-ohhellorula-bill-haderās-knife-story-is-the-funniest-64619238.png)
