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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: 100%-12:12
 did-you-kno
 did you know?
 On the Pottermore website,
 J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.
 There's an excerpt about the Chamber
 of Secrets that says wizards didn't need
 toilets because they 'simply relieved
 themselves where they stood
 and vanished the evidence.
 On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards
 poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that
 says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved
 themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.
 Source Source 2
 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years
 after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to
 make it bad to the point where she said that every character in
 harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit
 vanishing spell
 zahnegott
 fuck this is b a d
 mutant-aesthetic
 This reminds me of the huffepuff group masturbation tweets
 The what?
 Turtie Feinstein
 09 dan
 JK Rowling Does Hogwarts have sex ed classes?
 J.K. Rowling
 rowing
 Follo
 MoaningTurtle Unfortunately no. Wizards tend to be a
 little more conservative with such things (1/3)
 4、
 λ‹€2,835
 β˜…6222
 J.K. Rowling
 Follo
 MoaningTurtie Of course, like all teens, they
 eventually figure things out and experiment with their
 sexuality (2/3)
 J.K. Rowling
 Folow
 MoaningTurtle For example, group masturbation
 sessions are exceedingly common in the Hogwarts
 dormitories, particularly Hufflepuff C3/3)
 1,833 4,82
 Just imagine you're taking a test for potions with Snape and the
 guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest
 slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to
 sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd Jinglelangles
 cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass
 line like "vanish me poopum" and you just gotta live with the
 knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you duringa
 fucking test
 urulokid
 how do you delete someone elses post
 crylie
 I am in tears
 Joe what the fuck did you make me read
 This gotta be fake
 They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty
 important to the plot too did jk just forget about that?
 The bathroom where mystle lives (she literally dives into a
 toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim theres
 no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel
 entitled to compensation
 thebibliosphere
 lpot to "vanish me poopum" and lost my mind. I've been cry
 laughing for about five minutes.
 Source: didyouknowblog.com
 205,228 notes
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Books, Dating, and Dogs: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page.
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words.
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'11 help. I graduated from
 Lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSΔ°C TOO
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 I have been a awyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you.
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
 My clients never go to jail town.
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 free use of phone
This lol has worth.

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Entitled, Been, and One: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.
Entitled, Been, and One: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.