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Ass, Bad, and Chris Pratt: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>
Ass, Bad, and Chris Pratt: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote>

<p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p>
<p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p>
<p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p>
<p>So…….yeah.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>

<p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettina...

Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>
Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future
 earth
 heavens
 size
 magnitude of event
 Buildings decayed Most words extinct
 day word wil have survived
 ce sheet completely mebed
 6 metres higher
 1000
 New North Star
 Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris
 1000
 Carbon Dioxide
 released before 2100
 New NorthStar #2
 lota Cephei wins the top spot
 Mayan endtimes (again)
 Rough length of the
 Earth's axial tilt reversed
 Islamic & Gregorian calendars
 TEN THOUSANO YEARS
 Chernobyl finally safe
 Arecibo message
 KEO time capsule
 Lake Erie
 capacity to carry a fourpage messge
 296,000
 brightest star in the nght sky
 500,000
 New ice age
 Earth kely to have been hit
 day's reactors will finally be
 off a new global teeze
 glass created to dabe wa
 have finually degraded
 50.000
 exist. Everything ese gone
 Galactic near miss
 about L1 light years trom the
 5,000,000
 Aqulae system 125 light
 years from Earth
 have weakened to the
 7200,000
 Mount Rushmore eroded
 8400000
 LAGEOS re-entry
 The utellite's orbits
 10,000.000
 Red Sea flooded, dividing
 Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away
 50,000,000
 50,000,000
 50.000.000
 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire
 aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be
 ange similar to the Himalayas
 60000000
 Australia and Indonesia merge
 effects of gravity
 lang periods, making orbits chaoto
 Atlantic ocean
 moving back together untbil
 All continents fused
 600 000.000
 Total solar eclpses impossible
 End of C3 photosynthesis
 way from Earthfor
 1000,000,000
 Game over, man
 End of multicellular life
 The Sun's luminosity inceases 10%
 Earthi's surface
 300,000,000
 End of most cellular life
 the poles, alowing simple lide
 End of Earth's
 magnetic field
 3,500000.000
 Earth like Venus
 dentical (read very nasty)
 2800 000,000
 The end of life
 000,000,.000
 feld mears no profection
 temperature its 147C
 All ife des-seeya
 5,400000.000
 Sun's hydrogen exhausted
 Mlomeda galany
 7,900,000,000
 Sun hits max radius
 TEN BLLION YEARS
 Sun white dwarf
 256 times
 Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen
 4,400,000,000
 ms Sun-black dwarf
 0.000,000,000
 The Big Rip
 Local group merge
 Cosmic microwave background
 merge. The
 Big Bang cools from 20C tonear
 1.000.000,000,000
 Local group finishes merging
 End of star formation
 EN TRILION YEARS
 End of star formation
 110,000,000.000,000
 Star's Fuel Exhausted
 The only objects left are remnants white
 dearh, neutron stars, and black holes
 100,000,000,000,000.000,000
 Earth dies
 years Earth's obit have finaly
 decayed and it will plunge into the sun
 Knowledge is Beautiful
 Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205
 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os,
 Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society,
 designe Fabio Bergamaschi
 Bobylev (2010), Scientic
 net
<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en gran...

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 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
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 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
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Ash, Batman, and Bitch: Shawn Alexander Allen @aNuChallenger Still wondering why there is this obsession with making Kratos the whitest man to ever white man, and yet continue to employ a black man to voice him. Kratos could easily be the black man he clearly is, but people are too cowardly, too meek, too self absorbed to do fix it. <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/174993366986/siryouarebeingmocked-broccolirambles" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174992765425/broccolirambles-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://broccolirambles.tumblr.com/post/174989752170/siryouarebeingmocked-cisnowflake-jovosh" class="tumblr_blog">broccolirambles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174986740793/cisnowflake-jovosh-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/174667958171/jovosh-yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jovosh.tumblr.com/post/174666482788/yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">jovosh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174666469722/jackal-writes-main-jollymount-venomkid-64" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jackal-writes-main.tumblr.com/post/174664636931/jollymount-venomkid-64-ironbloodaika" class="tumblr_blog">jackal-writes-main</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jollymount.tumblr.com/post/174664271157/venomkid-64-ironbloodaika-haretasora11" class="tumblr_blog">jollymount</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://venomkid-64.tumblr.com/post/174662963080/ironbloodaika-haretasora11-mageknight14-the" class="tumblr_blog">venomkid-64</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ironbloodaika.tumblr.com/post/174656524615/haretasora11-mageknight14-the-man-is-literally" class="tumblr_blog">ironbloodaika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://haretasora11.tumblr.com/post/174656402152/mageknight14-the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">haretasora11</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mageknight14.tumblr.com/post/172140016328/the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the-ashes-of-his" class="tumblr_blog">mageknight14</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The man is literally covered in the ashes of his dead family.</p></blockquote> <p>How does someone not know this? Like it was explained in the first game was it not? Like honestly :/</p> </blockquote> <p style="">Someone who doesn’t know the full story I guess. :P<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="clown-moontoon:OgEpwtCPhy2l3fHHhaUKLQ:ZCun0x2RRzyLv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04f2df13d765907ddf2e3f7a51c7de7b/tumblr_oykeg6Afvk1r1jfupo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p><i>“I have no idea what this gaming shit is about but imma find a way to make it bout racism” </i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e58e0f665ddcbbdf492d0bbae778697a/tumblr_inline_p9yn44XP3Q1rt9vdx_540.png" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Kratos is from fucking Greece. From Sparta. They’re Mediterranean. What the fuck.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>WE</b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Wuz</p> </blockquote> <h1>SPARTANZ!</h1> </blockquote> <p>And if you look at the cutscenes from God of War 1 before he went white, he was pretty brown-skinned.</p> <p>Of course, if being voiced by a black person makes a character black, I guess that makes Ash Williams from Mass Effect black. Along with every character Cree Summer ever voiced.</p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7cc9caaa3e970c06b7041ea80b18b66a/tumblr_inline_pa0a2jxLDa1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><p>.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a78440ec6f06d20be984607aef88160/tumblr_inline_pa0a38rPph1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><p> Including the dog. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, my goodness, I can’t remember who the character with purple hair and a black/yellow top is, or the girl in the black and red superhero outfit is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Max, Batman Beyond</p> <p>Valerie, Danny Phantom. Unless you mean the one on the bottom row, who’s, uh, Cree, from KND. And she’s a supervillain.</p> </blockquote> <p>Samurai Jack. Nuff fuckin said.</p> </blockquote> <p>People who bitch about voice actors’ races not matching the characters’ races annoy the fuck outta me. At the end of the day the voice actor is chosen to fit the character, regardless of what they look like, because that doesn’t fuckin matter. It’s the <i>VOICE</i> that matters!!! Not everything has to match everything, jfc</p></blockquote> <p>Y’all seriously need to quit with this shit.</p>
Ash, Batman, and Bitch: Shawn Alexander Allen
 @aNuChallenger
 Still wondering why there is this
 obsession with making Kratos the
 whitest man to ever white man, and
 yet continue to employ a black man to
 voice him. Kratos could easily be the
 black man he clearly is, but people are
 too cowardly, too meek, too self
 absorbed to do fix it.
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/174993366986/siryouarebeingmocked-broccolirambles" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174992765425/broccolirambles-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://broccolirambles.tumblr.com/post/174989752170/siryouarebeingmocked-cisnowflake-jovosh" class="tumblr_blog">broccolirambles</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174986740793/cisnowflake-jovosh-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/174667958171/jovosh-yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://jovosh.tumblr.com/post/174666482788/yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">jovosh</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174666469722/jackal-writes-main-jollymount-venomkid-64" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://jackal-writes-main.tumblr.com/post/174664636931/jollymount-venomkid-64-ironbloodaika" class="tumblr_blog">jackal-writes-main</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://jollymount.tumblr.com/post/174664271157/venomkid-64-ironbloodaika-haretasora11" class="tumblr_blog">jollymount</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://venomkid-64.tumblr.com/post/174662963080/ironbloodaika-haretasora11-mageknight14-the" class="tumblr_blog">venomkid-64</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ironbloodaika.tumblr.com/post/174656524615/haretasora11-mageknight14-the-man-is-literally" class="tumblr_blog">ironbloodaika</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://haretasora11.tumblr.com/post/174656402152/mageknight14-the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">haretasora11</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://mageknight14.tumblr.com/post/172140016328/the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the-ashes-of-his" class="tumblr_blog">mageknight14</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The man is literally covered in the ashes of his dead family.</p></blockquote>
<p>How does someone not know this? Like it was explained in the first game was it not? Like honestly :/</p>
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<p style="">Someone who doesn’t know the full story I guess. :P<br/></p>
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<p><i>“I have no idea what this gaming shit is about but imma find a way to make it bout racism” </i></p>
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<p>Kratos is from fucking Greece. From Sparta. They’re Mediterranean. What the fuck.</p>
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<p><b>WE</b><br/></p>
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<p>Wuz</p>
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<h1>SPARTANZ!</h1>
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<p>And if you look at the cutscenes from God of War 1 before he went white, he was pretty brown-skinned.</p>
<p>Of course, if being voiced by a black person makes a character black, I guess that makes Ash Williams from Mass Effect black. Along with every character Cree Summer ever voiced.</p>
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Including the dog.

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<p>Oh, my goodness, I can’t remember who the character with purple hair and a black/yellow top is, or the girl in the black and red superhero outfit is. </p>
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<p>Max, Batman Beyond</p>
<p>Valerie, Danny Phantom. Unless you mean the one on the bottom row, who’s, uh, Cree, from KND. And she’s a supervillain.</p>
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<p>Samurai Jack. Nuff fuckin said.</p>
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<p>People who bitch about voice actors’ races not matching the characters’ races annoy the fuck outta me. At the end of the day the voice actor is chosen to fit the character, regardless of what they look like, because that doesn’t fuckin matter. It’s the <i>VOICE</i> that matters!!! Not everything has to match everything, jfc</p></blockquote>

<p>Y’all seriously need to quit with this shit.</p>

<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</...

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 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
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