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Amazon, Crazy, and Energy: Тea Mate Tastes like heaven Tastes like shit Enjoyed by people from all kinds of ethnics, ages and Only rich white people who can no longer have an erection drink it social classes You won't get a decent set for less than 50 bucks. Can get as You can get a full high quality mate set for 30 bucks in Amazon expensive as you want You can only drink it at 5pm, in the backyard of your mcmansion. Do I even have to say that if you offer tea to your dates you will die a virgin? You can drink it anytime, anywhere and in different social enviroments, even in a date. One cup for each person. Highly individualistic, it actually represents the most conservative party ever. Everyone shares the same mate. Promotes sharing, caring, team work and socialist values. British bullshit that is actually It's part of some of the greatest cultural appropiation from the native american cultures chinese folks People who know what it is will recognize your knowledge of superior cultures, and those who don't will think it's a drug making People will know what it is and think that you are mentally disabled and that you were raised by a crazy single aunt you look badass Water is heated up to the Water is heated up to 75-80°C saving energy insane temperatures of 80-90°C promoting global warming and increasing your throat cancer risk Che Guevara (like most Argentinians) and Sirian revolutionaries drink Mate (also in leftist Uruguay)
Amazon, Crazy, and Energy: Тea
 Mate
 Tastes like heaven
 Tastes like shit
 Enjoyed by people from all
 kinds of ethnics, ages and
 Only rich white people who can
 no longer have an erection
 drink it
 social classes
 You won't get a decent set
 for less than 50 bucks. Can get as
 You can get a full high quality
 mate set for 30 bucks in Amazon
 expensive as you want
 You can only drink it at 5pm, in
 the backyard of your mcmansion.
 Do I even have to say that if you
 offer tea to your dates you will
 die a virgin?
 You can drink it anytime,
 anywhere and in different social
 enviroments, even in a date.
 One cup for each person. Highly
 individualistic, it actually represents
 the most conservative party ever.
 Everyone shares the same mate.
 Promotes sharing, caring, team
 work and socialist values.
 British bullshit that is actually
 It's part of some of the greatest
 cultural appropiation from the
 native american cultures
 chinese folks
 People who know what it is
 will recognize your knowledge of
 superior cultures, and those who
 don't will think it's a drug making
 People will know what it is and
 think that you are mentally
 disabled and that you were raised
 by a crazy single aunt
 you look badass
 Water is heated up to the
 Water is heated up to 75-80°C
 saving energy
 insane temperatures of 80-90°C
 promoting global warming and
 increasing your throat cancer risk
Che Guevara (like most Argentinians) and Sirian revolutionaries drink Mate (also in leftist Uruguay)

Che Guevara (like most Argentinians) and Sirian revolutionaries drink Mate (also in leftist Uruguay)

Meme, Reddit, and Water: Mate said I couldn’t make a meme with coke and water
Meme, Reddit, and Water: Mate said I couldn’t make a meme with coke and water

Mate said I couldn’t make a meme with coke and water

Dos, Mate, and Ahora: Ahora tiene dos juguetes, jaque mate
Dos, Mate, and Ahora: Ahora tiene dos juguetes, jaque mate

Ahora tiene dos juguetes, jaque mate

America, Chipotle, and Fire: KINST Columbia University in the City of New York 18 miles away You say you want to go on an adventure, so I take you to an underground pigeon racing competition. You bet everything on Patricia the pigeon and lose it all by a beak. We try to leave, but the pigeons ate our trail of breadcrumbs so we can't get home and suddenly you're "no longer having fun" and "in serious debt to the pigeon mafia" Not looking to hookup, I only want that awkward hug after our failed first date. Follow up date (because I feel guilty that my debt ruined our date): I pick you up on my car, it's filled with candles. You gawk at the dramatic romanticism I've produced and our prior awkward feelings are shed. We drive very slowly to dinner. Conversation is lovely and the food portions are too small so we leave to grab chipotle. We soon see my car is on fire. I blame you and collect the insurance money. Now I'm on a eurotrip, it wasn't even my car. Thursday 10:13 PM 3 years pass and you've turned your eurotrip into a eurolife and settled down in Paris. We lock eyes in the Louvre. You ask how I found you and I explain that your denim jacket still reeks of melting wax and rubber from that night, I simply followed my nose. I'm a slow swimmer, so it took me a while. But the pigeon mafia still wants to collect, and the only way to pay up is to steal the Mona Lisa. The painting is too big to smuggle out whole, so we decide to bite off small pieces. It's the best meal we've ever had. Hours later, we meet the pigeons outside and regurgitate the chewed up painting into their mouth. The debt is repayed. I begin the swim back to NYC and it's months before you realize the pigeons had a French accent and were just local pigeons I'd hired. Now I'm sitting at home with the Mona Lisa on my wall. LEASR Thursday 10:31 PM Decades later, we've both settled down. You, with your fortune of laundering art pieces via saliva and pigeons, and me, still in Europe just slightly further on the outskirts of Paris. My money has run out and I've sought no other mate due to my failure of these previous two interactions. You always had pigeons following you around so your luck was no better. I pretend to be someone's mother who can't work technology when boarding a cruise ship and stowaway for America, hoping to rekind le what we clearly never had. Somehow your nose picks up my scent and you, presuming I'm trying to steal your money, make your way south. From the ship, I see an early migration pattern and detect something has changed. You arrive in the keys after swimming for several months. It's too late, I've retrained your pigeons. They spell out Will You Marry Me? in the sky. You turn around, I'm on one knee proposing to Mona Lisa. I'm dehydrated and hallucinating. It actually was my car, fuck. A tale of love and loss (got a date out of it too!!)
America, Chipotle, and Fire: KINST
 Columbia University in the City of New York
 18 miles away
 You say you want to go on an adventure, so I
 take you to an underground pigeon racing
 competition. You bet everything on Patricia
 the pigeon and lose it all by a beak. We try to
 leave, but the pigeons ate our trail of
 breadcrumbs so we can't get home and
 suddenly you're "no longer having fun" and "in
 serious debt to the pigeon mafia"
 Not looking to hookup, I only want that
 awkward hug after our failed first date.
 Follow up date (because I feel guilty
 that my debt ruined our date): I pick
 you up on my car, it's filled with
 candles. You gawk at the dramatic
 romanticism I've produced and our
 prior awkward feelings are shed. We
 drive very slowly to dinner.
 Conversation is lovely and the food
 portions are too small so we leave to
 grab chipotle. We soon see my car is
 on fire. I blame you and collect the
 insurance money. Now I'm on a
 eurotrip, it wasn't even my car.
 Thursday 10:13 PM
 3 years pass and you've turned your
 eurotrip into a eurolife and settled
 down in Paris. We lock eyes in the
 Louvre. You ask how I found you and I
 explain that your denim jacket still
 reeks of melting wax and rubber from
 that night, I simply followed my nose.
 I'm a slow swimmer, so it took me a
 while. But the pigeon mafia still wants
 to collect, and the only way to pay up is
 to steal the Mona Lisa. The painting is
 too big to smuggle out whole, so we
 decide to bite off small pieces. It's the
 best meal we've ever had. Hours later,
 we meet the pigeons outside and
 regurgitate the chewed up painting into
 their mouth. The debt is repayed. I
 begin the swim back to NYC and it's
 months before you realize the pigeons
 had a French accent and were just local
 pigeons I'd hired. Now I'm sitting at
 home with the Mona Lisa on my wall.
 LEASR
 Thursday 10:31 PM
 Decades later, we've both settled
 down. You, with your fortune of
 laundering art pieces via saliva and
 pigeons, and me, still in Europe just
 slightly further on the outskirts of Paris.
 My money has run out and I've sought
 no other mate due to my failure of
 these previous two interactions. You
 always had pigeons following you
 around so your luck was no better. I
 pretend to be someone's mother who
 can't work technology when boarding a
 cruise ship and stowaway for America,
 hoping to rekind le what we clearly
 never had. Somehow your nose picks
 up my scent and you, presuming I'm
 trying to steal your money, make your
 way south. From the ship, I see an early
 migration pattern and detect something
 has changed. You arrive in the keys
 after swimming for several months. It's
 too late, I've retrained your pigeons.
 They spell out Will You Marry Me? in
 the sky. You turn around, I'm on one
 knee proposing to Mona Lisa. I'm
 dehydrated and hallucinating. It actually
 was my car, fuck.
A tale of love and loss (got a date out of it too!!)

A tale of love and loss (got a date out of it too!!)

Ass, Bruh, and Fam: visible american fear st Thursday at 04:11 2 also Hjönk sounas 1ike hyewnk dab ur welcome german fam reeeally sorry about ww1 & 2 1 super sorry about it ate ate? t Thursday at 04:11 mate no deal mate no am fhucken shaken in me fhecking boots Thursday at 04:12 wat Thursday at 04:16 ngl your german accent fucking spooks me so heckin scary st Thursday at 04:14 ursday at 04:17 ur accent intimidate my tiny boy heart visible german confusion my wee 15 y/o heart Thursday at 0414 ast Thursday at 04:17 visible american fear ?B???BB? also reeeally sorry about ww1 & 2 super sorry about it ate PThursday at 04:17 ate? I want love and attention mate your no am fhucken shaken in me fhecking boots st Thursday at 04:18 Thursday at 04:18 yeah thats great mate yay Friday at 04:02 i has goose pimples dab a-fucking? Oi the fhucker aaahngreeeey what'd jamie say? i heard y'all fuckin laughing at me then got muted again mThursday at 05:18 hjönk 4 ast Friday at 04:22 wha'd you want bruh I heard you say something i hear blah blah blah speak Oh Yeah It me Last Thursday at 16:01 remember me? Last Friday at 04:24 ast Thursday at 16:01 yep last Friday at 04:26 WHI Ne Last Thursday at 16:01 I have a whole ass sister Friday at 04:39 she in the server am sleepy goose Last Friday at 04:39 ast Thursday at 16:54 we all are oh okay 3 Screenshots from my German friend who doesn't use Reddit. She was in a voice call with multiple people when this guy PMed her
Ass, Bruh, and Fam: visible american fear
 st Thursday at 04:11
 2
 also
 Hjönk sounas 1ike hyewnk
 dab ur welcome german fam
 reeeally sorry about ww1 & 2
 1
 super sorry about it ate
 ate?
 t Thursday at 04:11
 mate
 no deal mate
 no
 am fhucken shaken in me fhecking boots
 Thursday at 04:12
 wat
 Thursday at 04:16
 ngl your german accent fucking spooks me
 so heckin scary
 st Thursday at 04:14
 ursday at 04:17
 ur accent intimidate my tiny boy heart
 visible german confusion
 my wee 15 y/o heart
 Thursday at 0414
 ast Thursday at 04:17
 visible american fear
 ?B???BB?
 also
 reeeally sorry about ww1 & 2
 super sorry about it ate
 PThursday at 04:17
 ate?
 I want
 love and attention
 mate
 your
 no
 am fhucken shaken in me fhecking boots
 st Thursday at 04:18
 Thursday at 04:18
 yeah thats great mate
 yay
 Friday at 04:02
 i has goose pimples
 dab
 a-fucking?
 Oi the fhucker aaahngreeeey
 what'd jamie say?
 i heard y'all fuckin laughing at me then got muted again
 mThursday at 05:18
 hjönk
 4
 ast Friday at 04:22
 wha'd you want
 bruh I heard you say something
 i hear blah blah blah speak
 Oh Yeah It me Last Thursday at 16:01
 remember me?
 Last Friday at 04:24
 ast Thursday at 16:01
 yep
 last Friday at 04:26
 WHI Ne
 Last Thursday at 16:01
 I have a whole ass sister
 Friday at 04:39
 she in the server
 am sleepy goose
 Last Friday at 04:39
 ast Thursday at 16:54
 we all are
 oh okay
 3
Screenshots from my German friend who doesn't use Reddit. She was in a voice call with multiple people when this guy PMed her

Screenshots from my German friend who doesn't use Reddit. She was in a voice call with multiple people when this guy PMed her

Comfortable, Dad, and Disappointed: 3:11 4186 Chase (Riley's Dad) Today 2:54 PM Hi, I just wanted to express how I feel about you as my sons hockey coach. I'm not racist or anything but l don't feel comfortable with you teaching him and the influence you will have on him. It's hockey right? It makes more sense if it's not some Muslim guy teaching it. If it was Cricket or something that would be different but it's not. I don't want to make this into an issue and really hope you would consider resigning and not coaching hockey, it goes against tradition and I'm sure there are others who feel the same way. I really don't want to pull my son from the team either but would have to think about that if you're the coach. -Chase Ya know something, I'm disappointed. And don't ever say "I'm not racist but..." and then follow it with clear cut iMessage 4100 Chase (Riley's Dad) Say TmOLTacist bu.. ana then follow it with clear cut racist and xenophobic nonsense. Jesus Christ. And would make sense if it was Cricket? What's the matter with you? And then saying you don't want to make it into an issue but go ahead and do just that. Want to be rude to me? Fine, go for it, I'm used to it but for the love of god, at least think about Riley and what kind of mindset and mentality you're putting in his head. No I'm not gonna resign and you really should make your peace with it because you're being absolutely ridiculous bud. Riley's a good kid and he's talented, you're going to make his life very difficult through everything it seems you're teaching him. Don't be daft and don't come at me with this rubbish mate. Please think hard about what you just said and never talk to me about this again for both of our sakes Delivered iMessage I'm not racist but...
Comfortable, Dad, and Disappointed: 3:11
 4186
 Chase (Riley's Dad)
 Today 2:54 PM
 Hi, I just wanted to express how
 I feel about you as my sons
 hockey coach. I'm not racist or
 anything but l don't feel
 comfortable with you teaching
 him and the influence you will
 have on him. It's hockey right?
 It makes more sense if it's not
 some Muslim guy teaching it. If
 it was Cricket or something that
 would be different but it's not. I
 don't want to make this into an
 issue and really hope you
 would consider resigning and
 not coaching hockey, it goes
 against tradition and I'm sure
 there are others who feel the
 same way. I really don't want to
 pull my son from the team
 either but would have to think
 about that if you're the coach.
 -Chase
 Ya know something, I'm
 disappointed. And don't ever
 say "I'm not racist but..." and
 then follow it with clear cut
 iMessage
 4100
 Chase (Riley's Dad)
 Say TmOLTacist bu.. ana
 then follow it with clear cut
 racist and xenophobic
 nonsense. Jesus Christ. And
 would make sense if it was
 Cricket? What's the matter with
 you? And then saying you don't
 want to make it into an issue
 but go ahead and do just that.
 Want to be rude to me? Fine,
 go for it, I'm used to it but for
 the love of god, at least think
 about Riley and what kind of
 mindset and mentality you're
 putting in his head. No I'm not
 gonna resign and you really
 should make your peace with it
 because you're being
 absolutely ridiculous bud.
 Riley's a good kid and he's
 talented, you're going to make
 his life very difficult through
 everything it seems you're
 teaching him. Don't be daft and
 don't come at me with this
 rubbish mate. Please think hard
 about what you just said and
 never talk to me about this
 again for both of our sakes
 Delivered
 iMessage
I'm not racist but...

I'm not racist but...