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mate: I鈥檝e found a worthy mate
mate: I鈥檝e found a worthy mate

I鈥檝e found a worthy mate

mate: Heck yes mate. Light is good
mate: Heck yes mate. Light is good

Heck yes mate. Light is good

mate: Hitler chillin with his best mate
mate: Hitler chillin with his best mate

Hitler chillin with his best mate

mate: Pssst, mate! want some punic wars?
mate: Pssst, mate! want some punic wars?

Pssst, mate! want some punic wars?

mate: Saw someone use this a few months ago..thanks mate
mate: Saw someone use this a few months ago..thanks mate

Saw someone use this a few months ago..thanks mate

mate: I found my soul mate. It鈥檚 game over for everyone else
mate: I found my soul mate. It鈥檚 game over for everyone else

I found my soul mate. It鈥檚 game over for everyone else

mate: awesomacious: Check, mate
mate: awesomacious:

Check, mate

awesomacious: Check, mate

mate: CAL IN feniczoroark: shitty-car-mods-daily: It鈥檚 a jeep thing Is it bad I kind of like it?Hey, @randomnightlord , do I have bad taste? Nah mate you ok
mate: CAL IN
feniczoroark:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

It鈥檚 a jeep thing


Is it bad I kind of like it?Hey, @randomnightlord , do I have bad taste?


Nah mate you ok

feniczoroark: shitty-car-mods-daily: It鈥檚 a jeep thing Is it bad I kind of like it?Hey, @randomnightlord , do I have bad taste? Nah...

mate: >14786690 (OP) well you know what they say Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and sho0 Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts Also known as one night stand
mate: >14786690 (OP)
 well you know what they say
 Cum and go
 Drip and dip
 Nail and bail
 Nut then strut
 Plow and ciao
 Suck and duck
 Skeet and yeet
 Hit it and quit it
 Ram and scram
 Screw and sho0
 Shoot and scoot
 Squirt and revert
 Smash and dash
 Skeet and retreat
 Rape and escape
 Hump then dump
 Kiss then dismiss
 Finger don't linger
 Cuddle then scuttle
 Breed then proceed
 Get lade then evade
 Jack of then back off
 Ejaculate and evacuate
 Go down and skip town
 Impregnate and immigrate
 Tear her apart then depart
 Bust a nut then leave the hut
 Fuck her ass then hit the gas
 Suck her toes then say adios
 Fill her hole then take a stroll
 Shoot the Jizz then out you is
 Spray DNA and refuse to stay
 Smash mouth and dash south
 Give her cock then run a block
 Make a baby and run like crazy
 Smash her rear then disappear
 Hit the spot then ditch the thot
 Blow your load and hit the road
 Shoot the glaze then run aways
 Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
 Give her meat then hit the street
 Shoot your shit then fucking split
 Get some brain then ride the train
 Paint her face and leave the place
 Give her the dick and get out quick
 Fill the crack and never come back
 Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
 Rock her box then change the locks
 Insert your cock then promptly walk
 Make her your play mate and vacate
 Slide in your meat then hit the street
 Fertilize her seed then need for speed
 Empty your sack and don't come back
 Cum on her back then get on the track
 Fuck her fast then leave her in the past
 Get insider her gown then get out of town
 Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away
 Please your monkey and leave the country
 Take her virginity then change your vicinity
 Give it to the lad then make like a black dad
 Prompt her wetting then change your setting
 Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
 Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation
 Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location
 Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts
Also known as one night stand

Also known as one night stand

mate: Gordon Ramsay doesn't like being called "mate" mbelinky 11 videos 520,423 38 Subscribe 78856 canoninmunaone 1 month ago i'm not your mate buddy Reply 13d rockhaze 1 month ago Im not your buddy, pa Reply6in reply to canoninmunaone MultiJello123 1 month ago Reply 6 in reply to rockhaze dregz13 1 month ago I'm not your friend, cuz. Reply . 6ub n reply to Mutuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your cuz, bro. Reply 7in reply to dregz13 rockhaze 1 month ago I'm not your bro, mate. Reply . 9i茅 墨reply to Mult ello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago m not your mate, dog Reply . 10 1路 in reply to rockhaze WunderDoob 1 month ago I'm not your dog, dude Reply 8in reply to Multuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your dude, broski Reply 8in reply to WunderDoob Jackj Oo 1 month ago I'm not your broski, son Reply8in reply to MultiJello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your son, dad Reply 11in reply to Jackj Oo Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your dad, son Reply 27in reply to Mult眉lello123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your son, acquaintances of mine Reply 5 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your acquaintance, love 5i茅 in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your love, sweetheart 5l茅 Reply in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your sweetheart, babe Reply 5in reply to Multilello 123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your babe, darling Reply 5in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your darling, dearie . 6 l茅 Reply 讬讬 in reply to Mult ello! 23 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your dearie, honey Replyin reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your honey, sugar 51. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your sugar, baby Reply 3 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your baby, sweetie 31. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not vour sweetie, lover 3 l茅 讜讬 in reply to Lord Vader Reply . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your lover, precious Reply . 8 in reply to Mult ello123 ' dimas0302 2 weeks ago That's it, that enough internet for me today in reply to Lord Vader Reply 讬讬 . Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm not your internet, random dude Replyin reply to dimas0302 Luke Skywaker 2 weeks ago I'm not vour random dude, Dad Reply9in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm... I'm not... I mean. find your lack of faith disturbing Reply 10in reply to Luke Skywaker silent-calling: ohlookarandompersonexisting: pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes. This shall never be not reblogged. Time to reblog this again. this is like actually hilarious聽 I say this shit and nobody can keep up with me.
mate: Gordon Ramsay doesn't like being called "mate"
 mbelinky 11 videos
 520,423
 38
 Subscribe
 78856

 canoninmunaone 1 month ago
 i'm not your mate buddy
 Reply 13d
 rockhaze
 1 month ago
 Im not your buddy, pa
 Reply6in reply to canoninmunaone
 MultiJello123
 1 month ago
 Reply 6
 in reply to rockhaze
 dregz13 1 month ago
 I'm not your friend, cuz.
 Reply . 6ub
 n reply to Mutuello123
 MultiJello123
 1 month ago
 I'm not your cuz, bro.
 Reply 7in reply to dregz13
 rockhaze
 1 month ago
 I'm not your bro, mate.
 Reply . 9i茅
 墨reply to Mult
 ello 123
 MultiJello123
 1 month ago
 m not your mate, dog
 Reply . 10 1路
 in reply to rockhaze

 WunderDoob 1 month ago
 I'm not your dog, dude
 Reply 8in reply to Multuello123
 MultiJello123
 1 month ago
 I'm not your dude, broski
 Reply 8in reply to WunderDoob
 Jackj Oo 1 month ago
 I'm not your broski, son
 Reply8in reply to MultiJello 123
 MultiJello123
 1 month ago
 I'm not your son, dad
 Reply 11in reply to Jackj Oo
 Lord Vader 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your dad, son
 Reply 27in reply to Mult眉lello123
 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your son, acquaintances of mine
 Reply
 5
 in reply to Lord Vader
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 Lord Vader 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your acquaintance, love
 5i茅
 in reply to Mult ello! 23
 Reply
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 MultiJello123
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your love, sweetheart
 5l茅
 Reply
 in reply to Lord Vader
 .
 Lord Vader
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your sweetheart, babe
 Reply 5in reply to Multilello 123
 MultiJello123
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your babe, darling
 Reply 5in reply to Lord Vader
 Lord Vader
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your darling, dearie
 . 6 l茅
 Reply
 讬讬
 in reply to Mult ello! 23
 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your dearie, honey
 Replyin reply to Lord Vader
 Lord Vader
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your honey, sugar
 51.
 in reply to Mult ello! 23
 Reply
 .
 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your sugar, baby
 Reply
 3
 in reply to Lord Vader
 .

 Lord Vader 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your baby, sweetie
 31.
 in reply to Mult ello! 23
 Reply
 .
 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago
 I'm not vour sweetie, lover
 3 l茅
 讜讬
 in reply to Lord Vader
 Reply
 .
 Lord Vader
 3 weeks ago
 I'm not your lover, precious
 Reply . 8
 in reply to Mult ello123
 '
 dimas0302 2 weeks ago
 That's it, that enough internet for me today
 in reply to Lord Vader
 Reply
 讬讬
 .
 Lord Vader
 2 weeks ago
 I'm not your internet, random dude
 Replyin reply to dimas0302
 Luke Skywaker 2 weeks ago
 I'm not vour random dude, Dad
 Reply9in reply to Lord Vader
 Lord Vader
 2 weeks ago
 I'm... I'm not... I mean. find your lack of faith disturbing
 Reply 10in reply to Luke Skywaker
silent-calling:

ohlookarandompersonexisting:
pep-no:

pepoluan:


tasty-ghoul-boy:
So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

This shall never be not reblogged.


Time to reblog this again.

this is like actually hilarious聽


I say this shit and nobody can keep up with me.

silent-calling: ohlookarandompersonexisting: pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found t...

mate: goosegoblin: theramseyloft: jurassicjenday: theramseyloft: tinysaurus-rex: iwilltrytobereasonable: cant-hug-every-human: thedeadofflandersfields: Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window. @birdblogwhichisforbirds @snitling EXACTLY This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don鈥檛 make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes. This is a work of beautiful defiance. Using the very thing installed to make just a moment鈥檚 rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery. The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it! From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they鈥檙e taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them.聽 Reblogging for this beautiful addition. [ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]
mate: goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

thedeadofflandersfields:
Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.
@birdblogwhichisforbirds


@snitling EXACTLY


This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don鈥檛 make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. 


The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes.
This is a work of beautiful defiance.
Using the very thing installed to make just a moment鈥檚 rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery.

The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it!
From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they鈥檙e taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them.聽


Reblogging for this beautiful addition.

[ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]

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