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Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being I'm sorry butI don't think this story true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be 1. Either you were headbutted by swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence. t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has boen arranged to take place n 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other? Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being
 I'm sorry butI don't think this story
 true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence.
 t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has boen arranged to take place
 n 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself.
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation

Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation

Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being. I'm sorry but don't think this story is true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust mel l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story 1. Either you were headbutted by man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc. If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am weting to confrm that you are required to attend court to give your evidence a the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has been arranged to take place 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Magistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5. You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you. for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare. But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury". Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?" Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... gotem..?
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being.
 I'm sorry but don't think this story is true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust mel l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc.
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am weting to confrm that you are required to attend court to give your evidence
 a the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has been arranged to take place
 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Magistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5. You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you.
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare.
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury". Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose.
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anything it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus:
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?"
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
gotem..?

gotem..?

Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being I'm sorry butI don't think this story true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be 1. Either you were headbutted by swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence. t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has boen arranged to take place n 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other? Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... Found by u/JayTix1 on r/therewasanattempt
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being
 I'm sorry butI don't think this story
 true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence.
 t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has boen arranged to take place
 n 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself.
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
Found by u/JayTix1 on r/therewasanattempt

Found by u/JayTix1 on r/therewasanattempt

Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being I'm sorry butI don't think this story true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be 1. Either you were headbutted by swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence. t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has boen arranged to take place n 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other? Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... Women claims to be headbutted by a man
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being
 I'm sorry butI don't think this story
 true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence.
 t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has boen arranged to take place
 n 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself.
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
Women claims to be headbutted by a man

Women claims to be headbutted by a man

Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being I'm sorry butI don't think this story true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be 1. Either you were headbutted by swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence. t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has boen arranged to take place n 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other? Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... I found this on r/therewasanattempt but I do not know how to share.
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being
 I'm sorry butI don't think this story
 true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence.
 t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has boen arranged to take place
 n 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself.
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
I found this on r/therewasanattempt but I do not know how to share.

I found this on r/therewasanattempt but I do not know how to share.

Crazy, Definitely, and Facebook: me on tnis so aon't potner texting him like I know you're planning to. If you turn up on the day without anything covered you won't be let in to the venue afiessa Today 17:15 I know it's hot by it's my one day so if you can't suck it up I feel like you don't really care about me or Sam and probably shouldn't come. I'm not asking much and it's not my fault you get hot. Buy some make up for your tattoos then if you want to be at my wedding you'll figure it out. Sam is in full agreement with me on this so don't bother texting him like I know you're planning to. If you turn up on the day without anything covered you won't be let in to the venue. Hey so with my wedding, I wanted to ask if you could please make sure your tattoos are covered & could you maybe fix your hair up so it's a natural cover? We've put a lot of work into our theme and I'm sorry but your look clashes with it. Even if you just put some spray or something on your hair for the night Wow, so if I don't give myself heat stress I don't love you guys? Make up that covers tattoos is crazy expensive and you know I literally JUST had an car accident am going to be struggling for the next couple months... like I know this isn't til December but you know what this year has been like for us. I'm not in your wedding party so I just don't think this is fair to ask. I just want it too all look perfect and I can send you some ideas nice long sleeve dresses for you to wear or just wear a jacket. If you want I can give you Jessie's number cause I asked her the same thing and you two could go shopping together Wow, so if I don't give myself heat stress I don't love you guys? Make up that covers tattoos is crazy expensive and you know I literally JUST had an car accident am going to be struggling for the next couple months... like I know this isn't til December but you know what this year has been like for us. I'm not in your wedding party so I just don't think this is fair to ask. Delivered Today 19:45 Yeah I know you had an accident, but your money issues aren't my problem. If you want to be there you will figure it out. It doesn't matter that you're not in the wedding party you'll still be in photos and you will ruin them. Your very pretty normally but your look doesn't work for my wedding and it is very fair to ask you to do something simple so that my day is perfect. Umm the wedding is in summer so I'm not sure I could wear a long sleeve dress or jacket? I'm really sensitive to hear so I just don't think I can do that if it's a hot day. I can look into a spray I guess. I definitely can't dye it because it's been a lot of work to lighten it to this blue I'm planning to go a bit darker but yeah. I'll look into some options for my hair. Delivered Today 19:45 Yeah I know you had an accident, but your money issues aren't my IMessage IMessage IMessage These are the type of people that remain in the wasteland that is Facebook
Crazy, Definitely, and Facebook: me on tnis so aon't potner texting
 him like I know you're planning to. If
 you turn up on the day without
 anything covered you won't be let in
 to the venue
 afiessa
 Today 17:15
 I know it's hot by it's my one day so
 if you can't suck it up I feel like you
 don't really care about me or Sam
 and probably shouldn't come. I'm
 not asking much and it's not my
 fault you get hot. Buy some make
 up for your tattoos then if you want
 to be at my wedding you'll figure it
 out. Sam is in full agreement with
 me on this so don't bother texting
 him like I know you're planning to. If
 you turn up on the day without
 anything covered you won't be let in
 to the venue.
 Hey so with my wedding, I wanted
 to ask if you could please make sure
 your tattoos are covered & could
 you maybe fix your hair up so it's a
 natural cover? We've put a lot of
 work into our theme and I'm sorry
 but your look clashes with it. Even if
 you just put some spray or
 something on your hair for the night
 Wow, so if I don't give myself heat
 stress I don't love you guys? Make
 up that covers tattoos is crazy
 expensive and you know I literally
 JUST had an car accident am going
 to be struggling for the next couple
 months... like I know this isn't til
 December but you know what this
 year has been like for us. I'm not in
 your wedding party so I just don't
 think this is fair to ask.
 I just want it too all look perfect and
 I can send you some ideas nice long
 sleeve dresses for you to wear or
 just wear a jacket. If you want I can
 give you Jessie's number cause I
 asked her the same thing and you
 two could go shopping together
 Wow, so if I don't give myself heat
 stress I don't love you guys? Make
 up that covers tattoos is crazy
 expensive and you know I literally
 JUST had an car accident am going
 to be struggling for the next couple
 months... like I know this isn't til
 December but you know what this
 year has been like for us. I'm not in
 your wedding party so I just don't
 think this is fair to ask.
 Delivered
 Today 19:45
 Yeah I know you had an accident,
 but your money issues aren't my
 problem. If you want to be there you
 will figure it out. It doesn't matter
 that you're not in the wedding party
 you'll still be in photos and you will
 ruin them. Your very pretty normally
 but your look doesn't work for my
 wedding and it is very fair to ask
 you to do something simple so that
 my day is perfect.
 Umm the wedding is in summer so
 I'm not sure I could wear a long
 sleeve dress or jacket? I'm really
 sensitive to hear so I just don't think
 I can do that if it's a hot day. I can
 look into a spray I guess. I definitely
 can't dye it because it's been a lot
 of work to lighten it to this blue
 I'm planning to go a bit darker but
 yeah. I'll look into some options for
 my hair.
 Delivered
 Today 19:45
 Yeah I know you had an accident,
 but your money issues aren't my
 IMessage
 IMessage
 IMessage
These are the type of people that remain in the wasteland that is Facebook

These are the type of people that remain in the wasteland that is Facebook

Being Alone, Be Like, and Definitely: like he's only gotten about anything that crosses me amount of work as him given the partnership hasnt gotten any Im not entirely from. I don't know why he suddenly started to be this way. But I think Ihave an idea. than anything else. Ill admit I don't know what Im doing. I don't know if this helps. But at least it's someth done? Would that make Wesley forgive me? definitely make up for the lack of money we've recieved tod- ay. I examined it closer. It gave I know it would iritable and stressed out making that any better. The only real commuhication we even had with each other today local 99 cent store before heading here, and I told him I more seems More _stopped his path. I do around the when at a Sa- was we and from the loathsome Hellhole I live in. that familiar fe- ing to distract we ruh me Same me stressful than usual lately, where this change eling. That fully bring myself to describe. It seemed to take different time. A time where my life somehow didn't feel an eternal affair of sorrow. A time where things felt ike they comforting yet enthralling feeling I can't back to going to go buy this crummy journal. TI noticed it just TRINGLEY'S More was So Same ying there cked off the shelf it was plain view, like it had been kno- was still trying in his behavior the floor in Sure came On. m placed on. I process everything that happened the night before, and my chance. to Ive been at the flea market for hour now, and it's be- like ah practically dead tell myself. After all, the last thing I need right random person to recoghize news last night for almost burning down a cemetery. But I should probably be worried.. far. Maybe that's for the better, I that journal T when I I don't know what it was that eh. So were... at ease. Saw Saw bleak and almost nothing Sometimes when your life feels makes you happy, you hold do for as long as you possibly on to them, tighter and tighter, until they're the only things you have that even matter to you anymore, and any- questioning your happiness about these things turns you into someone else. You begin made my life I do know that this rihg is likely the closest thing Ill ha- achieving that feeling different back then. I don't remermber. But How is So So the guy who head on to the very few things that And you just keep hold- It's been an hour I've been writing in here to pass the ti I needed way to get these thoughts Out of was oh Some Me ds my from these thoughts that Some the An hour Ive managed to gather all my thoughts tog- ether. And yet TI still feel just once in a while after starting again. And just having Some way to set my mind at ease Ve to cah. ever Me. slowly suffocating breathe freely and calmly. T could feel the anger thing through body, doing everything it could to make sure I couldn't cape from its demeaning presence. Iwanted to explode. I wahted to take every perceivable object in front of light completely unrecoghizable from the ambiguous thing resembled. Just like how I can't resemble what by me feels so hice. So warm. So... alleviating. Should I make up for the me to the point where I couldn't helpless and clueless ing were as rea- ly sell this? Part of ways T fucked up yesterday and regain Wesley's another part of Every a hew sentence I even. see- me wahts to so T wou cah. pretty slow in the morning, but haven't even hada single per- ypically Latching every last nerve in my over to where Wesley with the most pissed off look time Iwould do this he would begin pissed off. I don't think he's happy head and look back meah t moves trust. But on to Ohe me. h was, and he would glare his face. And every to their quest- how it's almost 12:00 and desperately screaming inside, begging on to it ho matter what I do. The problem is, I don't know what to do. But I'm going to have to fi- than I wish to feel insulted we at me is. es- on me _buy anything from us, much less approach the first place. On the bright side, the manager booth in ioning and become defensive instead, no longer able to see the perspective of the other side. You and the thing you've on to for so long become for Son our to me to hold HO fine and and look was More me More and every paying for a booth at the last minute since it had been with and the same Likely with the lack of peaple weve had so far held fire, watching it burn until it turned to ashes, that he ended it on US Ohe gure it out soon. Sooner or to attack you, Im starting to question if coming worth it, let alone coming up being the they made practically cing again and placed with it, but just decided to look at it for a moment. IfI were to sell this thing and it turned out to be worth a cop- ious amount of money, would that make up for what I've and everything else seems to be trying. to make you miserable. When in having empty. But now t once pay the electricity bills after So to One reality youre the to attack everyone else. T've for the last decade, and products here to sell our I would turn around to look back at Wesley again, but I know he won't be getting happier any time soon.. life week due. It doesn't help that weve was eveh trying who is miserable, and trying. noticed this pattern affecting were almost ohe owh my is anymore. But TI couldn't do that. I know I couldnt do that. All I could do mohey today. I took out the diamond my palm. I didn't do anything to Plainville at all. I should have never I've not gone back to Plainvi zero le. 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Being Alone, Be Like, and Definitely: like he's only gotten
 about anything that crosses
 me amount of work as him given the partnership
 hasnt gotten any
 Im not entirely
 from. I don't know why he suddenly started to be this way.
 But I think Ihave an idea.
 than anything else. Ill admit I don't know what Im
 doing. I don't know if this helps. But at least it's someth
 done? Would that make Wesley forgive me?
 definitely make up for the lack of money we've recieved tod-
 ay. I examined it closer. It gave
 I know it would
 iritable and stressed out
 making that any better. The only real commuhication we
 even had with each other today
 local 99 cent store before heading here, and I told him I
 more
 seems
 More
 _stopped
 his path. I do around the
 when
 at a
 Sa-
 was
 we
 and
 from the loathsome Hellhole I live in.
 that
 familiar fe-
 ing to distract
 we ruh
 me
 Same
 me
 stressful than usual lately,
 where this change
 eling. That
 fully bring myself to describe. It seemed to take
 different time. A time where my life somehow didn't feel
 an eternal affair of sorrow. A time where things felt
 ike they
 comforting yet enthralling feeling I can't
 back to
 going to go buy this crummy journal. TI noticed it just
 TRINGLEY'S
 More
 was
 So
 Same
 ying there
 cked off the shelf it was
 plain view, like it had been kno-
 was still trying
 in his behavior
 the floor in
 Sure
 came
 On.
 m
 placed on. I
 process everything that happened the night before, and
 my chance.
 to
 Ive been at the flea market for
 hour now, and it's be-
 like
 ah
 practically dead
 tell myself. After all, the last thing I need right
 random person to recoghize
 news last night for almost burning down a cemetery.
 But I should probably be worried..
 far. Maybe that's for the better, I
 that journal T
 when I
 I don't know what it was
 that
 eh.
 So
 were... at ease.
 Saw
 Saw
 bleak and almost nothing
 Sometimes when your life feels
 makes you happy, you hold
 do for as long as you possibly
 on to them, tighter and tighter, until they're the only
 things you have that even matter to you anymore, and any-
 questioning your happiness about these things turns you
 into someone else. You begin
 made my life
 I do know that this rihg is likely the closest thing Ill ha-
 achieving that feeling
 different back then. I don't remermber. But
 How is
 So
 So
 the guy who
 head
 on to the very few things that
 And you just keep hold-
 It's been an hour I've been writing in here to pass the ti
 I needed
 way to get these thoughts
 Out of
 was oh
 Some
 Me ds
 my
 from these thoughts that
 Some
 the
 An hour Ive managed to gather all my thoughts tog-
 ether. And yet TI still feel just
 once in a while after starting
 again. And just having
 Some way to set my mind at ease
 Ve to
 cah.
 ever
 Me.
 slowly suffocating
 breathe freely and calmly. T could feel the anger
 thing through
 body, doing everything it could to make sure I couldn't
 cape from its demeaning presence. Iwanted to explode. I
 wahted to take every perceivable object in front of
 light
 completely unrecoghizable from the ambiguous thing
 resembled. Just like how I can't resemble what
 by me feels so hice. So warm. So... alleviating. Should I
 make up for the
 me to the point where I couldn't
 helpless and clueless
 ing
 were
 as
 rea-
 ly sell this? Part of
 ways T fucked up yesterday and regain Wesley's
 another part of
 Every
 a hew sentence I
 even.
 see-
 me wahts to so T
 wou
 cah.
 pretty slow in the morning, but
 haven't even hada single per-
 ypically
 Latching
 every last nerve in my
 over to where Wesley
 with the most pissed off look
 time Iwould do this he would begin
 pissed off. I don't think he's happy
 head and look back
 meah t
 moves
 trust. But
 on to
 Ohe
 me.
 h
 was,
 and he would glare
 his face. And every
 to their quest-
 how it's almost 12:00 and
 desperately screaming inside, begging
 on to it ho matter what I do. The problem
 is, I don't know what to do. But I'm going to have to fi-
 than I wish
 to feel insulted
 we
 at
 me is.
 es-
 on
 me
 _buy anything from us, much less approach
 the first place. On the bright side, the manager
 booth in
 ioning and become defensive instead, no longer able to see
 the perspective of the other side. You and the thing you've
 on to for so long become
 for
 Son
 our
 to
 me to hold
 HO
 fine
 and
 and
 look
 was
 More
 me
 More
 and every
 paying for a booth at the last minute since it had
 been
 with
 and the same
 Likely
 with the lack of peaple weve had so far
 held
 fire, watching it burn until it turned to ashes,
 that he ended
 it on
 US
 Ohe
 gure it out soon.
 Sooner
 or
 to attack you,
 Im starting to question if coming
 worth it, let alone coming
 up being the
 they
 made practically
 cing again and placed
 with it, but just decided to look at it for a moment. IfI
 were to sell this thing and it turned out to be worth a cop-
 ious amount of money, would that make up for what I've
 and everything else seems to be trying.
 to make you miserable. When in
 having
 empty. But now
 t once
 pay the electricity bills after
 So
 to
 One
 reality youre the
 to attack everyone else. T've
 for the last decade, and
 products
 here to sell our
 I would turn around to look back at Wesley again, but I
 know he won't be getting happier any time soon..
 life
 week due. It doesn't help that weve
 was eveh
 trying
 who is miserable, and trying.
 noticed this pattern affecting
 were almost
 ohe
 owh
 my
 is anymore. But TI couldn't do that. I know I couldnt do
 that. All I could do
 mohey today. I took out the diamond
 my palm. I didn't do anything
 to Plainville at all. I should have never
 I've not
 gone back to Plainvi
 zero
 le. Everything is shitty here, and when I say that I
 this past
 is still pretty pissed
 right
 iced Wesley slowly change.
 different than the person T knew just a couple years ago.
 He's began
 authority figure. For the last few months in
 was sit here and continue to write +his
 hoticeably
 t Over
 me-
 over time into someone.
 me
 affecting Wesley with his bus-
 degree. And what hurts the most is
 truly do about it.
 recently Tve began
 like
 that I know there's nothing I
 everything. The shit that happened
 t's like I can't stop. My mind fe-
 to me
 pointless drivel. And
 an
 to see it
 we-
 how
 ek only proves that. Wesley
 I don't think the way things
 and
 els like it's going a mile a minute, yet it also feels frozen in
 dt me,
 and
 much
 to act less like a friend towards
 ihess to
 worse
 d
 More
 me
 time. Like
 eveh matters, yet it also matters
 going
 here
 particular it
 how is
 dre
 hone
 dn
 can
Five Named Clive (Part 8)

Five Named Clive (Part 8)

Alive, Bodies , and Facebook: If you're pronounced dead when your Fetal heartbeat 18 days after conception heart stops beating... .why aren't you pronounced alive when your heart starts beating? Be My Voice fiaht-for-equality: goandannouce: http://www.facebook.com/LifeBeainsAtConcention Actually you're not considered dead when your heart stops beating. This is why many medical professionals still try to revive those whose hearts have stopped. Because medicine and science has found that death is not considered when your heart as stopped, but once all brain activity has ceased. Which is why they usually have around six minutes before there is no chance to revive. Because when the heart has stopped, your brain cells are deprived of oxygen and start to die. Fetuses do not have regular brain activity until 25 weeks. At this point in gestation the only time an abortion would be performed is out of medical necessity to save the mother's life, or to spare the fetus from a short and painful life. These only make up 1 % of all abortions. And therefore by this argument, but with the knowledge of what is actually classified as death, a fetus isn't 'alive until roughly 25 weeks. Far after 99% of abortions are performed. Please do actual research before trying to use emotional manipulative photos of babies that are born and NOT fetusesbefore parading it out and believing it as fact. Because you are only seriously misinforming yourself, and many others and furthering contributing to a movement that tries to control women's bodies, when what they do with it does not affect you
Alive, Bodies , and Facebook: If you're pronounced
 dead when your
 Fetal heartbeat 18 days
 after conception
 heart stops
 beating...
 .why aren't you pronounced alive
 when your heart starts beating?
 Be My Voice
 fiaht-for-equality:
 goandannouce:
 http://www.facebook.com/LifeBeainsAtConcention
 Actually you're not considered dead when your heart stops beating. This
 is why many medical professionals still try to revive those whose hearts
 have stopped. Because medicine and science has found that death is not
 considered when your heart as stopped, but once all brain activity has
 ceased. Which is why they usually have around six minutes before there is
 no chance to revive. Because when the heart has stopped, your brain cells
 are deprived of oxygen and start to die.
 Fetuses do not have regular brain activity until 25 weeks. At this point in
 gestation the only time an abortion would be performed is out of medical
 necessity to save the mother's life, or to spare the fetus from a short and
 painful life. These only make up 1 % of all abortions. And therefore by this
 argument, but with the knowledge of what is actually classified as death, a
 fetus isn't 'alive until roughly 25 weeks. Far after 99% of abortions are
 performed.
 Please do actual research before trying to use emotional manipulative
 photos of babies that are born and NOT fetusesbefore parading it out
 and believing it as fact. Because you are only seriously misinforming
 yourself, and many others and furthering contributing to a movement that
 tries to control women's bodies, when what they do with it does not affect
 you
Alive, Bodies , and Facebook: If you're pronounced dead when your Fetal heartbeat 18 days after conception heart stops beating... .why aren't you pronounced alive when your heart starts beating? Be My Voice fiaht-for-equality: goandannouce: http://www.facebook.com/LifeBeainsAtConcention Actually you're not considered dead when your heart stops beating. This is why many medical professionals still try to revive those whose hearts have stopped. Because medicine and science has found that death is not considered when your heart as stopped, but once all brain activity has ceased. Which is why they usually have around six minutes before there is no chance to revive. Because when the heart has stopped, your brain cells are deprived of oxygen and start to die. Fetuses do not have regular brain activity until 25 weeks. At this point in gestation the only time an abortion would be performed is out of medical necessity to save the mother's life, or to spare the fetus from a short and painful life. These only make up 1 % of all abortions. And therefore by this argument, but with the knowledge of what is actually classified as death, a fetus isn't 'alive until roughly 25 weeks. Far after 99% of abortions are performed. Please do actual research before trying to use emotional manipulative photos of babies that are born and NOT fetusesbefore parading it out and believing it as fact. Because you are only seriously misinforming yourself, and many others and furthering contributing to a movement that tries to control women's bodies, when what they do with it does not affect you
Alive, Bodies , and Facebook: If you're pronounced
 dead when your
 Fetal heartbeat 18 days
 after conception
 heart stops
 beating...
 .why aren't you pronounced alive
 when your heart starts beating?
 Be My Voice
 fiaht-for-equality:
 goandannouce:
 http://www.facebook.com/LifeBeainsAtConcention
 Actually you're not considered dead when your heart stops beating. This
 is why many medical professionals still try to revive those whose hearts
 have stopped. Because medicine and science has found that death is not
 considered when your heart as stopped, but once all brain activity has
 ceased. Which is why they usually have around six minutes before there is
 no chance to revive. Because when the heart has stopped, your brain cells
 are deprived of oxygen and start to die.
 Fetuses do not have regular brain activity until 25 weeks. At this point in
 gestation the only time an abortion would be performed is out of medical
 necessity to save the mother's life, or to spare the fetus from a short and
 painful life. These only make up 1 % of all abortions. And therefore by this
 argument, but with the knowledge of what is actually classified as death, a
 fetus isn't 'alive until roughly 25 weeks. Far after 99% of abortions are
 performed.
 Please do actual research before trying to use emotional manipulative
 photos of babies that are born and NOT fetusesbefore parading it out
 and believing it as fact. Because you are only seriously misinforming
 yourself, and many others and furthering contributing to a movement that
 tries to control women's bodies, when what they do with it does not affect
 you