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Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local prostitute that this isnt the life she has to live, and that you can help save her okingofcooneny I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.
Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local
 prostitute that this isnt the life she has to
 live, and that you can help save her
 okingofcooneny
I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.

I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. M...

Africa, Ali, and America: u/ZeroTenenbaum 2d i.redd.it happiest camper Our parents and grand parents had Muhammad Ali. I don't care if they lived in America or Africa or China or India - they knew about Muhammad Ali and they saw him take his stances against injustice and whether they liked him or hated him, he started a conversation. When Colin Kaepernick took a stand, he was sidelined. Maligned. The overlords tried to end his career and shut him the fuck up. In March, Donald Trump - the most powerful man in the world by a wide margin - said that no team will sign him because they don't want to get a nasty tweet from him if they do. But then the unthinkable happened. Other NFL players started saying "enough is enough - there is injustice in our society and we need to address it". He started a movement. Dozens of players are now taking a stand. Michael Bennett is drawing attention to profiling. These are players who were told explicitly not to ever take a stand, and now they're participating in a debate. It's just talking! The best ideas will win! But before Kaep, you couldn't chime in without being penalized - badly - professionally - that's over. Kaep took a risk and sacrificed everything and, in doing so, changed everything. And for all of u who are gonna pop off saying Kaep is racist...bear in mind that his adoptive parents Rick and Teresa are a rural white couple from Wisconsin and cheer him on at all his games and love him and support him in his mission so good luck with that! Everybody needs heroes and he's one of mine. Bless up πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Africa, Ali, and America: u/ZeroTenenbaum 2d i.redd.it
 happiest camper
Our parents and grand parents had Muhammad Ali. I don't care if they lived in America or Africa or China or India - they knew about Muhammad Ali and they saw him take his stances against injustice and whether they liked him or hated him, he started a conversation. When Colin Kaepernick took a stand, he was sidelined. Maligned. The overlords tried to end his career and shut him the fuck up. In March, Donald Trump - the most powerful man in the world by a wide margin - said that no team will sign him because they don't want to get a nasty tweet from him if they do. But then the unthinkable happened. Other NFL players started saying "enough is enough - there is injustice in our society and we need to address it". He started a movement. Dozens of players are now taking a stand. Michael Bennett is drawing attention to profiling. These are players who were told explicitly not to ever take a stand, and now they're participating in a debate. It's just talking! The best ideas will win! But before Kaep, you couldn't chime in without being penalized - badly - professionally - that's over. Kaep took a risk and sacrificed everything and, in doing so, changed everything. And for all of u who are gonna pop off saying Kaep is racist...bear in mind that his adoptive parents Rick and Teresa are a rural white couple from Wisconsin and cheer him on at all his games and love him and support him in his mission so good luck with that! Everybody needs heroes and he's one of mine. Bless up πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Our parents and grand parents had Muhammad Ali. I don't care if they lived in America or Africa or China or India - they knew about Muhammad...

Anaconda, Bad, and Beard: Hohe t) Messenger 11:02 AM wierdest? in the world and i hope you dont get offended are you on aff? if you dont wanna answer i understand but trust me i 100% understand the need for discretion request. I'm sorry - who are you? And what is aff? adult friend finder lol No, sorry, I'm not. You've got the wrong person. well that sucks pretty bad your gorgeous Aa Horne ( 1 ) Messenger gorgeous Thanks! I don't know how you found me, but I'm not on aff the person i was looking for has a kik with same name and i been interested for a while so i figuered id try facebook becasue i could never get intouch anywhere else got really excited when i seen your pic because your very attractive Thanks - I don't have kik either. Good luck in finding whomever you're looking for! are you single? I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so くHome (1) Messenger I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so far? last? that could come over offensive would you ver date a married man? i shouldnt have asked that right away no i really have zero chance A) I don't know you. B ) you don't know me C) you don't know where I live D) absolutely I would not. a im in b id like to know you c i dont know where you live beside in nc because that would be wierd Aa く Home ( 1 ) Messenger e wier and d is it negotianable at all once you find ou im not a wierd facebook person adn i look good and have a great beard lol 1 There is absolutely no negotiation regarding whether or not I would be with a married man. The fact that you assume that's a looks-based decision speaks volumes about who you are as a person. My answer is unequivocally no. You messaged me, a stranger, on Facebook. We have never interacted or overlapped, and your Facebook is completely blank. This is the most sketchy and uncomfortable situation imaginable. Your wife should be ashamed of you Do not contact me further. Best of luck finding the person you've been trying to reach "Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.
Anaconda, Bad, and Beard: Hohe t)
 Messenger
 11:02 AM
 wierdest? in the world and i
 hope you dont get offended are
 you on aff?
 if you dont wanna answer i
 understand but trust me i 100%
 understand the need for
 discretion
 request.
 I'm sorry - who are you?
 And what is aff?
 adult friend finder
 lol
 No, sorry, I'm not. You've got the
 wrong person.
 well that sucks pretty bad your
 gorgeous
 Aa

 Horne
 (
 1
 )
 Messenger
 gorgeous
 Thanks! I don't know how you
 found me, but I'm not on aff
 the person i was looking for has
 a kik with same name and i been
 interested for a while so i
 figuered id try facebook becasue
 i could never get intouch
 anywhere else
 got really excited when i seen
 your pic because your very
 attractive
 Thanks - I don't have kik either.
 Good luck in finding whomever
 you're looking for!
 are you single?
 I don't know you
 prob not hows your labor day so

 くHome (1)
 Messenger
 I don't know you
 prob not hows your labor day so
 far?
 last? that could come over
 offensive would you ver date a
 married man?
 i shouldnt have asked that right
 away no i really have zero
 chance
 A) I don't know you.
 B ) you don't know me
 C) you don't know where I live
 D) absolutely I would not.
 a im in
 b id like to know you
 c i dont know where you live
 beside in nc because that would
 be wierd
 Aa

 く
 Home
 (
 1
 )
 Messenger
 e wier
 and d is it negotianable at all
 once you find ou im not a wierd
 facebook person adn i look good
 and have a great beard lol
 1
 There is absolutely no
 negotiation regarding whether or
 not I would be with a married
 man. The fact that you assume
 that's a looks-based decision
 speaks volumes about who you
 are as a person. My answer is
 unequivocally no. You messaged
 me, a stranger, on Facebook. We
 have never interacted or
 overlapped, and your Facebook
 is completely blank. This is the
 most sketchy and uncomfortable
 situation imaginable. Your wife
 should be ashamed of you
 Do not contact me further. Best
 of luck finding the person you've
 been trying to reach
"Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.

"Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.