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Dude, Girls, and Head: Wyll TEIE yes. TLOUKT upont myself to tell her what a cunt I thought she actually was and her boyfriend asked me to come outside with him andI did it and got really aggressive with him and some guy who worked at the bar and I don't remember much else other than waking up in my car with fucked up lip and bleeding head Hey man I'm sorry I got angry shoes and I get really really mad when I don't get what I want from women Alcohol certainly doesn't help It was the end of the night and the girl that I got a drink for and some other girls were evidently not going home with me or giving me their phone numbers. so I saw an old girl that I matched with on tinder who I legitimately tried to take out the right way and she responded to any of my messages. So l took it upon myself to tell her what a cunt I thought she actually was and her boyfriend asked me to come outside with him and1 did it and got really aggressive with him and some guy who worked at the bar and I don't remember much else other than waking up in Dude you gotta stop doing stuff like that. You can't go up to women and call them cunts Delivered never Well she was and I'm glad she heard it That's the one part of the night I'm not upset about she deserve to be called a cunt for calling herself a local celebrity on tinder and not even responding to the decent guys who message her .. L .. .. iMessage iMessage I have one less "decent guy" as a friend now, and nothing of value was lost
Dude, Girls, and Head: Wyll
 TEIE yes. TLOUKT upont
 myself to tell her what a cunt I
 thought she actually was and
 her boyfriend asked me to
 come outside with him andI
 did it and got really
 aggressive with him and some
 guy who worked at the bar
 and I don't remember much
 else other than waking up in
 my car with fucked up lip and
 bleeding head
 Hey man I'm sorry I got angry
 shoes and I get really really
 mad when I don't get what I
 want from women
 Alcohol certainly doesn't help
 It was the end of the night and
 the girl that I got a drink for
 and some other girls were
 evidently not going home with
 me or giving me their phone
 numbers. so I saw an old girl
 that I matched with on tinder
 who I legitimately tried to take
 out the right way and she
 responded to any of my
 messages. So l took it upon
 myself to tell her what a cunt I
 thought she actually was and
 her boyfriend asked me to
 come outside with him and1
 did it and got really
 aggressive with him and some
 guy who worked at the bar
 and I don't remember much
 else other than waking up in
 Dude you gotta stop doing
 stuff like that. You can't go up
 to women and call them cunts
 Delivered
 never
 Well she was and I'm glad she
 heard it
 That's the one part of the
 night I'm not upset about she
 deserve to be called a cunt for
 calling herself a local celebrity
 on tinder and not even
 responding to the decent
 guys who message her
 .. L .. ..
 iMessage
 iMessage
I have one less "decent guy" as a friend now, and nothing of value was lost

I have one less "decent guy" as a friend now, and nothing of value was lost

Reddit, Local, and Celebrity: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.
Reddit, Local, and Celebrity: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.

Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.

Apparently, Boner, and Confused: Posted by u/WhatYouSoundLike_rn 3 hours ago 2.2k Redditors who clean up crime scenes - what's the most bizarre thing you've witnessed? Give Award Share Save 337 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 5 minutes ago Dunkmaster_Nick Score hidden This was nearly 20 years ago, we had gotten noise complaints and reports of explosives - the area was prone to gas leaks and honestly it wasn't too out of place for this town considering the kind of reports we'd gotten earlier that summer. When we arrived on scene we see this pretty regular middle class suit get yelled at and beaten down by this dude with the dumbest hair, a 6'6" marine biologist, a nerdy 4'11" highschooler, and to top it all off the local celebrity author was there. So while this dude in the suit is bleeding on the ground, we're clearing the area because we didn't quite know the extent of these gas leaks and what further risks there could be. My co-worker, a paramedic goes over to help this man. This is where things start getting a little weirder. While she's trying to reassure him that he'd be okay - his injuries were pretty serious - he apparently began rubbing her hands and talking about how the Mona Lisa gave him a boner when he was a kid. He then starts claiming to be this rich guy who lived in the northeast part of town, near the villas, who had recently been reported missing. After that he starts getting really weird and threatens to chop off my co- workers hands. Of course we had just assumed this guy was delirious but right as this is happening, the intern who was driving the ambulance reverses too hard and runs over this dude's head. Honestly I was seriously confused and while I wanted to know more, this is honestly just par for the course in what became Morioh's bizzare summer of 1999 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks
Apparently, Boner, and Confused: Posted by u/WhatYouSoundLike_rn 3 hours ago
 2.2k
 Redditors who clean up crime scenes -
 what's the most bizarre thing you've witnessed?
 Give Award Share Save
 337 Comments
 SORT BY BEST
 Single comment thread. View all comments
 5 minutes ago
 Dunkmaster_Nick Score hidden
 This was nearly 20 years ago, we had gotten noise complaints and reports of explosives - the area was prone to gas
 leaks and honestly it wasn't too out of place for this town considering the kind of reports we'd gotten earlier that
 summer. When we arrived on scene we see this pretty regular middle class suit get yelled at and beaten down by this
 dude with the dumbest hair, a 6'6" marine biologist, a nerdy 4'11" highschooler, and to top it all off the local celebrity
 author was there. So while this dude in the suit is bleeding on the ground, we're clearing the area because we didn't
 quite know the extent of these gas leaks and what further risks there could be. My co-worker, a paramedic goes over to
 help this man. This is where things start getting a little weirder. While she's trying to reassure him that he'd be okay - his
 injuries were pretty serious - he apparently began rubbing her hands and talking about how the Mona Lisa gave him a
 boner when he was a kid. He then starts claiming to be this rich guy who lived in the northeast part of town, near the
 villas, who had recently been reported missing. After that he starts getting really weird and threatens to chop off my co-
 workers hands. Of course we had just assumed this guy was delirious but right as this is happening, the intern who was
 driving the ambulance reverses too hard and runs over this dude's head. Honestly I was seriously confused and while I
 wanted to know more, this is honestly just par for the course in what became Morioh's bizzare summer of 1999
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks

Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks

Reddit, Best, and Local: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He’s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s the best.
Reddit, Best, and Local: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He’s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s the best.

Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He’s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. He’s the best.

Ass, Bad, and Children: Mar zu at 9:31 AM S Copied from just wanted to make this asshole famous! page... THIS GUY was in the Hawaiian restaurant on East Ave last night when my husband & stopped for a bite. He was STINKING DRUNK and bragging about how he just sold his house in Chico for more than $100,000 over his asking price. Then he said he sold it to a fire victim. We both looked away in disgust. THEN he says "Hey, they bought my house with FREE MONEY. They made a killing off the insurance." My husband & I looked at each other in silence and continued to ignore him. THEN he says F***ing FIRE VICTIMS are making a KILLING off the insurance!" My husband said "Hey buddy, can you just lay off talking abut the fire victims?" The guy says "F*** YOU! What, are YOU a fire victim? Awe, poor baby. Sit down before you get your ass kicked!" It was all we could do to get out of there without an all out brawl. There were children in there and other customers and thank God everyone supported us while we got out of there without my husband putting his hands on this guy. This IDIOT I shook for at least an hour after we left. know he was drunk but wow. Just wow. Some people are so messed up in the head. I prayed for him because it was the only way to deal with it. God help him, he doesn't have the sense of a gnat. It adds so much insult to injury to have some drunk FOOL laughing in our faces because we lost our home and our town in a fire. I hope he wakes up and thinks about how careless words really hurt people. I have to admit, I also hope he has a mighty bad hangover. By the way,the staff and the food at the Hawaiian place were FANTASTIC DASANI 9 NC This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundreds of stories like this.
Ass, Bad, and Children: Mar zu at 9:31 AM S
 Copied from
 just wanted to make this asshole famous!
 page...
 THIS GUY was in the Hawaiian restaurant on
 East Ave last night when my husband &
 stopped for a bite. He was STINKING DRUNK
 and bragging about how he just sold his house
 in Chico for more than $100,000 over his
 asking price. Then he said he sold it to a fire
 victim. We both looked away in disgust. THEN
 he says "Hey, they bought my house with FREE
 MONEY. They made a killing off the insurance."
 My husband & I looked at each other in silence
 and continued to ignore him. THEN he says
 F***ing FIRE VICTIMS are making a KILLING
 off the insurance!" My husband said "Hey
 buddy, can you just lay off talking abut the fire
 victims?" The guy says "F*** YOU! What, are
 YOU a fire victim? Awe, poor baby. Sit down
 before you get your ass kicked!" It was all we
 could do to get out of there without an all out
 brawl. There were children in there and other
 customers and thank God everyone supported
 us while we got out of there without my
 husband putting his hands on this guy. This
 IDIOT I shook for at least an hour after we left.
 know he was drunk but wow. Just wow. Some
 people are so messed up in the head. I prayed
 for him because it was the only way to deal
 with it. God help him, he doesn't have the
 sense of a gnat. It adds so much insult to
 injury to have some drunk FOOL laughing in
 our faces because we lost our home and our
 town in a fire. I hope he wakes up and thinks
 about how careless words really hurt people. I
 have to admit, I also hope he has a mighty bad
 hangover. By the way,the staff and the food at
 the Hawaiian place were FANTASTIC
 DASANI
 9
 NC
This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundreds of stories like this.

This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundred...

Beautiful, Local, and Celebrity: He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki
Beautiful, Local, and Celebrity: He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki

He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki

Fucking, Head, and Memes: 0 The normie wageslave starts their day at 5:30am, waking up feeling tired and depressed at the notion of another day at work. They don't have time for any personal activities, as their entire morning ritual revolves around preparing for work (unpaid preperation). The NEET starts his day the way he intends on spending it, by expanding his mind. He decides to wake up any time he wants, insuring his mind is clear and alert for the enjoyment of the finest literature of the modern age. The NEET can take his time in the preparation of a healthy, delicious breakfast, insuring he fils his body with nutrients needed to go about his The wageslave barely has time for breakfast, forcing themself to eat an unhealthy high calorie collection of mush in order to function throughout the day. The NEET puts his knowledge to use, challenging the upstanding theories of the most established mathematicians and physicists of all time. As the NEET has the same time that Newton or Einstein The wageslave has been in his car for the last 2 hours and only managed to travel half a mile from his home! But hey, he's gotta leave early to make sure his boss can afford a new boat this summer! was gifted with, he's able to reach a similar level of understanding, relishing in his own discoveries that the normies will never know ls it only 10AM? The normie wageslave still has another 9 hours of work before he can head home! The NEET isn't completely selfish with his time. A few times a week he volunteers at his local soup kitchen, winning the admiration and praisc of his entire city 0 0 The NEET then makes his way to the wageslaves house, where he has been fucking wageslaves girlfriend daily for the last 2 years. The neighbours can hear her moans from across the street, making the wageslave the laughing stock of his entire neighbourhood. You better work harder wageslave, otherwise your boss won't be able to afford that private jet he had his cycs on! Payday... well, obviously your boss needed to take his profits, oh and your taxes had to go towards our NEET friend, oh and then there are your bills, your mortgage, your insurance... But hey, you might be able to survive on that? No financial obligations? That means the NEET gets to kecp every penny of his money. He uses his spare time to study investing, using wageslaves tax money to fund his lavish lifestyle. 9PM, better get to bed wageslave! You don't want to be tired for work tomorrow, do you?I know you didn't get any time for yourself today, but you'll get a few hours on the weekend if your boss doesn't call you into work! e NEET hops down to the piano lounge where become something of a local celebrity. As s able to practise during the day with all his apare time, his skills have become unmatched, ning the admiration and reapect of thousands. memes – NEETpride
Fucking, Head, and Memes: 0
 The normie wageslave starts their day at 5:30am, waking up feeling tired
 and depressed at the notion of another day at work. They don't have time
 for any personal activities, as their entire morning ritual revolves around
 preparing for work (unpaid preperation).
 The NEET starts his day the way he intends on
 spending it, by expanding his mind. He decides
 to wake up any time he wants, insuring his mind
 is clear and alert for the enjoyment of the finest
 literature of the modern age.
 The NEET can take his time in the preparation of
 a healthy, delicious breakfast, insuring he fils
 his body with nutrients needed to go about his
 The wageslave barely has time for breakfast, forcing themself to eat an unhealthy
 high calorie collection of mush in order to function throughout the day.
 The NEET puts his knowledge to use, challenging
 the upstanding theories of the most established
 mathematicians and physicists of all time. As the
 NEET has the same time that Newton or Einstein
 The wageslave has been in his car for the last 2 hours and only managed to travel half
 a mile from his home! But hey, he's gotta leave early to make sure his boss can afford
 a new boat this summer!
 was gifted with, he's able to reach a similar level
 of understanding, relishing in his own
 discoveries that the normies will never know
 ls it only 10AM? The normie wageslave still has another 9 hours of work before he
 can head home!
 The NEET isn't completely selfish with his time. A
 few times a week he volunteers at his local soup
 kitchen, winning the admiration and praisc of his
 entire city
 0
 0
 The NEET then makes his way to the
 wageslaves house, where he has been fucking
 wageslaves girlfriend daily for the last 2 years.
 The neighbours can hear her moans from
 across the street, making the wageslave the
 laughing stock of his entire neighbourhood.
 You better work harder wageslave, otherwise your boss won't be able to afford
 that private jet he had his cycs on!
 Payday... well, obviously your boss needed to take his profits,
 oh and your taxes had to go towards our NEET friend, oh and
 then there are your bills, your mortgage, your insurance... But
 hey, you might be able to survive on that?
 No financial obligations? That means the
 NEET gets to kecp every penny of his
 money. He uses his spare time to study
 investing, using wageslaves tax money to
 fund his lavish lifestyle.
 9PM, better get to bed wageslave! You don't want to be tired for
 work tomorrow, do you?I know you didn't get any time for
 yourself today, but you'll get a few hours on the weekend if your
 boss doesn't call you into work!
 e NEET hops down to the piano lounge where
 become something of a local celebrity. As
 s able to practise during the day with all his
 apare time, his skills have become unmatched,
 ning the admiration and reapect of thousands.
memes – NEETpride

memes – NEETpride

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Fucking, Head, and Money: M
 O
 R
 The normie wageslave starts their day at 5:30am, waking up feeling tired
 and depressed at the notion of another day at work. They don't have time
 for any personal activities, as their entire morning ritual revolves around
 preparing for work (unpaid preperation).
 The NEET starts his day the way he intends on
 N
 spending it, by expanding his mind. He decides
 to wake up any time he wants, insuring his mind
 clear and alert for the enjoyment of the finest
 N
 literature of the modern age.
 G
 The NEET can take his time in the preparation of
 The wageslave barely has time for breakfast, forcing themself to eat an unhealthy,
 high calorie collection of mush in order to function throughout the day.
 a healthy, delicious breakfast, insuring he fills
 his body with nutrients needed to go about his
 day.
 The NEET puts his knowledge to use, challenging
 the upstanding theories of the most established
 mathematicians and physicists of all time. As the
 The wageslave has been in his car for the last 2 hours and only managed
 mile from his home! But hey, he's gotta leave early
 travel half
 make sure his boss can afford
 NEET has the same time that Newton or Einstein
 a new boat this summer!
 was gifted with, he's able to reach a similar level
 of understanding, relishing in his own
 discoveries that the normies will never know.
 ls it only 10AM? The normie wageslave still has another 9 hours of work before he
 can head home!
 The NEET isn't completely selfish with his time. A
 few times a weck he volunteers at his local soup
 kitchen, winning the admiration and praise of his
 entire city.
 N
 The NEET then makes his way to the
 wageslaves house, where he has been fucking
 wageslaves girlfriend daily for the last 2 years.
 The neighbours can hear her moans from
 across the street, making the wageslave the
 laughing stock of his entire neighbourhood.
 You better work harder wageslave, otherwise your boss won't be able to afford
 that private jet he had his eyes on!
 V
 Payday... well, obviously your boss needed to take his profits,
 oh and your taxes had to go towards our NEET friend, oh and
 then there are your bills, your mortgage, your insurance... But
 hey, you might be able to survive on that?
 N
 No financial obligations? That means the
 NEET gets to keep every penny of his
 money. He uses his spare time to study
 investing, using wageslaves tax money to
 fund his lavish lifestyle.
 G
 9PM, better get to bed wageslave! You don't want to be tired for
 work tomorrow, do you? I know you didn't get any time for
 yourself today, but you'll get a few hours on the weekend if your
 boss doesn't call you into work!
 The NEET hops down to the piano lounge where
 he's become something of a local celebrity. As
 he's able to practise during the day with all his
 spare time, his skills have become unmatched,
 winning the admiration and respect of thousands.
 AFTE
 R Z OO z
NEET – Page 2 – NEETpride

NEET – Page 2 – NEETpride