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Reddit, Local, and Celebrity: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.
Reddit, Local, and Celebrity: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.

Reddit, meet Afrochicken! He goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s a local celebrity here in Fair Oaks, CA.

Apparently, Boner, and Confused: Posted by u/WhatYouSoundLike_rn 3 hours ago 2.2k Redditors who clean up crime scenes - what's the most bizarre thing you've witnessed? Give Award Share Save 337 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 5 minutes ago Dunkmaster_Nick Score hidden This was nearly 20 years ago, we had gotten noise complaints and reports of explosives - the area was prone to gas leaks and honestly it wasn't too out of place for this town considering the kind of reports we'd gotten earlier that summer. When we arrived on scene we see this pretty regular middle class suit get yelled at and beaten down by this dude with the dumbest hair, a 6'6" marine biologist, a nerdy 4'11" highschooler, and to top it all off the local celebrity author was there. So while this dude in the suit is bleeding on the ground, we're clearing the area because we didn't quite know the extent of these gas leaks and what further risks there could be. My co-worker, a paramedic goes over to help this man. This is where things start getting a little weirder. While she's trying to reassure him that he'd be okay - his injuries were pretty serious - he apparently began rubbing her hands and talking about how the Mona Lisa gave him a boner when he was a kid. He then starts claiming to be this rich guy who lived in the northeast part of town, near the villas, who had recently been reported missing. After that he starts getting really weird and threatens to chop off my co- workers hands. Of course we had just assumed this guy was delirious but right as this is happening, the intern who was driving the ambulance reverses too hard and runs over this dude's head. Honestly I was seriously confused and while I wanted to know more, this is honestly just par for the course in what became Morioh's bizzare summer of 1999 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks
Apparently, Boner, and Confused: Posted by u/WhatYouSoundLike_rn 3 hours ago
 2.2k
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 what's the most bizarre thing you've witnessed?
 Give Award Share Save
 337 Comments
 SORT BY BEST
 Single comment thread. View all comments
 5 minutes ago
 Dunkmaster_Nick Score hidden
 This was nearly 20 years ago, we had gotten noise complaints and reports of explosives - the area was prone to gas
 leaks and honestly it wasn't too out of place for this town considering the kind of reports we'd gotten earlier that
 summer. When we arrived on scene we see this pretty regular middle class suit get yelled at and beaten down by this
 dude with the dumbest hair, a 6'6" marine biologist, a nerdy 4'11" highschooler, and to top it all off the local celebrity
 author was there. So while this dude in the suit is bleeding on the ground, we're clearing the area because we didn't
 quite know the extent of these gas leaks and what further risks there could be. My co-worker, a paramedic goes over to
 help this man. This is where things start getting a little weirder. While she's trying to reassure him that he'd be okay - his
 injuries were pretty serious - he apparently began rubbing her hands and talking about how the Mona Lisa gave him a
 boner when he was a kid. He then starts claiming to be this rich guy who lived in the northeast part of town, near the
 villas, who had recently been reported missing. After that he starts getting really weird and threatens to chop off my co-
 workers hands. Of course we had just assumed this guy was delirious but right as this is happening, the intern who was
 driving the ambulance reverses too hard and runs over this dude's head. Honestly I was seriously confused and while I
 wanted to know more, this is honestly just par for the course in what became Morioh's bizzare summer of 1999
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks

Saw this on AskReddit, Good work folks

Reddit, Best, and Local: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! Heโ€™s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s the best.
Reddit, Best, and Local: Reddit, meet Afrochicken! Heโ€™s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s the best.

Reddit, meet Afrochicken! Heโ€™s a bit of a local celebrity in my town, and goes by a few other names including Froseph. Heโ€™s the best.

Ass, Bad, and Children: Mar zu at 9:31 AM S Copied from just wanted to make this asshole famous! page... THIS GUY was in the Hawaiian restaurant on East Ave last night when my husband & stopped for a bite. He was STINKING DRUNK and bragging about how he just sold his house in Chico for more than $100,000 over his asking price. Then he said he sold it to a fire victim. We both looked away in disgust. THEN he says "Hey, they bought my house with FREE MONEY. They made a killing off the insurance." My husband & I looked at each other in silence and continued to ignore him. THEN he says F***ing FIRE VICTIMS are making a KILLING off the insurance!" My husband said "Hey buddy, can you just lay off talking abut the fire victims?" The guy says "F*** YOU! What, are YOU a fire victim? Awe, poor baby. Sit down before you get your ass kicked!" It was all we could do to get out of there without an all out brawl. There were children in there and other customers and thank God everyone supported us while we got out of there without my husband putting his hands on this guy. This IDIOT I shook for at least an hour after we left. know he was drunk but wow. Just wow. Some people are so messed up in the head. I prayed for him because it was the only way to deal with it. God help him, he doesn't have the sense of a gnat. It adds so much insult to injury to have some drunk FOOL laughing in our faces because we lost our home and our town in a fire. I hope he wakes up and thinks about how careless words really hurt people. I have to admit, I also hope he has a mighty bad hangover. By the way,the staff and the food at the Hawaiian place were FANTASTIC DASANI 9 NC This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundreds of stories like this.
Ass, Bad, and Children: Mar zu at 9:31 AM S
 Copied from
 just wanted to make this asshole famous!
 page...
 THIS GUY was in the Hawaiian restaurant on
 East Ave last night when my husband &
 stopped for a bite. He was STINKING DRUNK
 and bragging about how he just sold his house
 in Chico for more than $100,000 over his
 asking price. Then he said he sold it to a fire
 victim. We both looked away in disgust. THEN
 he says "Hey, they bought my house with FREE
 MONEY. They made a killing off the insurance."
 My husband & I looked at each other in silence
 and continued to ignore him. THEN he says
 F***ing FIRE VICTIMS are making a KILLING
 off the insurance!" My husband said "Hey
 buddy, can you just lay off talking abut the fire
 victims?" The guy says "F*** YOU! What, are
 YOU a fire victim? Awe, poor baby. Sit down
 before you get your ass kicked!" It was all we
 could do to get out of there without an all out
 brawl. There were children in there and other
 customers and thank God everyone supported
 us while we got out of there without my
 husband putting his hands on this guy. This
 IDIOT I shook for at least an hour after we left.
 know he was drunk but wow. Just wow. Some
 people are so messed up in the head. I prayed
 for him because it was the only way to deal
 with it. God help him, he doesn't have the
 sense of a gnat. It adds so much insult to
 injury to have some drunk FOOL laughing in
 our faces because we lost our home and our
 town in a fire. I hope he wakes up and thinks
 about how careless words really hurt people. I
 have to admit, I also hope he has a mighty bad
 hangover. By the way,the staff and the food at
 the Hawaiian place were FANTASTIC
 DASANI
 9
 NC
This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundreds of stories like this.

This guy is now a local celebrity in the worst way for bragging about taking advantage of the Camp Fire for his benefit. He's one of hundred...

Beautiful, Local, and Celebrity: He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki
Beautiful, Local, and Celebrity: He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki

He went from scrawny and attention-starved to a local celebrity with some floof. My beautiful Minki

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Fucking, Head, and Memes: 0
 The normie wageslave starts their day at 5:30am, waking up feeling tired
 and depressed at the notion of another day at work. They don't have time
 for any personal activities, as their entire morning ritual revolves around
 preparing for work (unpaid preperation).
 The NEET starts his day the way he intends on
 spending it, by expanding his mind. He decides
 to wake up any time he wants, insuring his mind
 is clear and alert for the enjoyment of the finest
 literature of the modern age.
 The NEET can take his time in the preparation of
 a healthy, delicious breakfast, insuring he fils
 his body with nutrients needed to go about his
 The wageslave barely has time for breakfast, forcing themself to eat an unhealthy
 high calorie collection of mush in order to function throughout the day.
 The NEET puts his knowledge to use, challenging
 the upstanding theories of the most established
 mathematicians and physicists of all time. As the
 NEET has the same time that Newton or Einstein
 The wageslave has been in his car for the last 2 hours and only managed to travel half
 a mile from his home! But hey, he's gotta leave early to make sure his boss can afford
 a new boat this summer!
 was gifted with, he's able to reach a similar level
 of understanding, relishing in his own
 discoveries that the normies will never know
 ls it only 10AM? The normie wageslave still has another 9 hours of work before he
 can head home!
 The NEET isn't completely selfish with his time. A
 few times a week he volunteers at his local soup
 kitchen, winning the admiration and praisc of his
 entire city
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 0
 The NEET then makes his way to the
 wageslaves house, where he has been fucking
 wageslaves girlfriend daily for the last 2 years.
 The neighbours can hear her moans from
 across the street, making the wageslave the
 laughing stock of his entire neighbourhood.
 You better work harder wageslave, otherwise your boss won't be able to afford
 that private jet he had his cycs on!
 Payday... well, obviously your boss needed to take his profits,
 oh and your taxes had to go towards our NEET friend, oh and
 then there are your bills, your mortgage, your insurance... But
 hey, you might be able to survive on that?
 No financial obligations? That means the
 NEET gets to kecp every penny of his
 money. He uses his spare time to study
 investing, using wageslaves tax money to
 fund his lavish lifestyle.
 9PM, better get to bed wageslave! You don't want to be tired for
 work tomorrow, do you?I know you didn't get any time for
 yourself today, but you'll get a few hours on the weekend if your
 boss doesn't call you into work!
 e NEET hops down to the piano lounge where
 become something of a local celebrity. As
 s able to practise during the day with all his
 apare time, his skills have become unmatched,
 ning the admiration and reapect of thousands.
memes โ€“ NEETpride

memes โ€“ NEETpride