I’m literally such a cock gobbling slut I wanted to tell math teacher to “solve for my pi Daddy I want all the calculations”
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs
Conspiracy or not joynerlucas doesn’t believe chrisbrown has the need to “rape” a woman‼️ what do the rapsavages think⁉️ Follow @bars for mo...
Too cute for my heart.
@pupwithnojob this is you. You’re the cutest bestest boy in the world. Never forget that. Also- is it weird that I’m TECHNICALLY talking to ...
Who in your relationship is Rhianna and who is also Rhianna?
still having nightmares about this
Libraries are so vastly underappreciated. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FMBY87
symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy*
Honestly this just ...
Libraries are so vastly underappreciated.
Oh really now
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error ...
Literally after every @hinge date. hingepartner
Notice its a girl saying that shit, y’all telling ‘em to be careful for what so he can ...
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertati...
Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot
TAG BAE 😏 Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁♀️ @CoastandWave Also, after the promotion ends, every...
Poor guy cant catch a break.
My goodness I literally forgot the word ducking existed and would automatically think of ducks. I feel dumb. Wow. Well. Whatever.
Whoever is bandersnatching me sucks at his job. Oh wait, it's me⠀ By jared599 | TW⠀ -⠀ bandersnatch wrongpath adulthood 9gag
This is literally me.
Every year it gets worse via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2swqNsv
Whoever is bandersnatching me sucks at his job. Oh wait, it's me
By jared599 | TW
Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix ...
meanplastic:Girls in the bathroom at the bar:
Literally there is no one on earth more encouraging than drunk white girls in bar bathrooms.
Tonight I will be watching @temptationtv on @USA_Network at 10-9c because it literally looks like the most intense show ever! TemptationIsla...
Savage @gordongram 😭💀 I literally watched this episode the other day 😂
And we're all scared
i love everything about this
When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean
Neither because don’t nobody ...
Neither because don’t nobody want a cleopatra movie and she was Gree...