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Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
![Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9](https://pics.awwmemes.com/breakfast-on-a-porch-in-montauk-seagulls-fly-by-making-35574411.png)
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
Apparently, Cum, and Meme: MAKE ME CUM
AND I'LL MAKE SURE JOAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A GOOD
oovIT'S STILL
I MEAN...
'BREAKING HER LEGS
IP THEY RE TOO WOBBLy TO USE,
RIGHT?
YOU ARE~
JUST FuCK ME uP,
NIKOS
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aestheticc-meme:
Cardi Bulli debutCommission for @nwdecontact of Pyrrha and Nora bullying Cardi.Cardi Winchester’s design belongs to @raspberrycreampie and @nwdecontactalso, sorry if i was MIA for a week, I was sick with the flu. But I’m healed up so back to the that grind!EDIT: Apparently tumblr decided to lower the quality of images like some kind of mad man here are the HQ linksTXT verTXTless ver
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Facts, Fake, and Head: SUICIDE SQUAD
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WHEN HARLEY IMAGINES A LIFE WHERE SHE'S MARRIED WITH
KIDS, JARED LETO HAD TO WEAR FAKE EYEBROWS, SINCE HE
HAD SHAVED HIS ENTIRE BODY (EXCEPT FOR HIS HEAD) FOR THE
FILM. HE ALSO WORE FAKE HAIR AND FAKE TEETH. "IFELT LIKE A
GAME SHOW HOST FROM THE '70S." HE SAID DURING
AN INTERVIEW.
If Harley wants to be normal with the Joker, why bother becoming Harley Quinn??? Wouldn’t she have tried to change him just as Harleen instead? Your thoughts? - Follow @cinfacts for more facts
If Harley wants to be normal with the Joker, why bother becoming Harley Quinn??? Wouldn’t she have tried to change him just as Harleen inste...
Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo
yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
beet farmer by using quotes from the
office
Noto
Nate
Note
lot gosh
I love it*
You really like beets?
Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in
roadside beet salos, put the most
attractive beets on top, The ones
that make you pull the car over
and go, 'Wow, I need this beet
right now.Those are the money
boets. lovet
yop
That's cool
3201,123
Interesting
You know what they say, those
who can't farm, farm celery
My grandfather left mo a 60-acre
Working beet farm. Trun it with
my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
the local stores and restaurants
I don't farm but love nature. My
family built a cabin 50 years agc
no electricity. It's beautiful we
own about 75 acres
tlove it
132011 12 Pu
That's cool
13, 2012,
That's really cool 60 acre that's a
lot gosh
Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen
animals having sexin every
position imaginable. Goat on
chicken Chicken on goat. Couple
of chickens doing a goat, couple
of pigs watching
You know what they say, those
who cant farm, farm celery
a2217 11 33AM
Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in
roadside beet sales, put the most
attractive beets on top. The ones
that make you pull the car over
and go, Wow Ineed this beet
right now.Those aro the money
I don't farm but I love nature. My
family built a cabin 50 years ago
no electricity. It's beautiful we
own about 75 acres
Thats awesome
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omfg 😂😂 me on tinder
omfg 😂😂 me on tinder
Ass, Be Like, and Soon...: Rapper: "album coming soon"
*snippet playing in the background*
Fans:
@splash.ldn
release the album and stop pretending
that you know what soon means we all
know you too damn well my annoying
ass has been here WAITING I ain't
playin with you no more drop the demn
album
It really be like this 🤣 https://t.co/UhPdYVzYMf
It really be like this 🤣 https://t.co/UhPdYVzYMf
Funny, Hoes, and Sex: Day 459 without sex
Everything looks like a d*ck to these hoes lmaoo😂💀
Everything looks like a d*ck to these hoes lmaoo😂💀
Memes, Calendar, and Wedding: Troy
@thunt59
So l had a wedding in my Calendar for
this Saturday and I was very stressed
out because I didn't know whose it
was and I was afraid I was going to
miss it. Then I realized that it was part
of my 20 year plan and I set it like 5
years ago. It's my wedding, I'm missing
my wedding
8/14/18, 8:48 PM
20 is the new 40
20 is the new 40
Memes, Drive, and Focus: Tne rules for any car adventure:
THE DRIVER
:.DRIVE
FOCUS ON
ROAD
DONT KILL US
SHOTGUN
STAY AWAKE
MAD DJ SKILLZ
NAVIGATE SO
HARD
BACK SEAT
SNACK
DISTRIBUTOR
IN CHIEF
REMIND FRONT
SEAT PEOPLE
BATHROOMS EXIST
-NAP LIKE A BOSS
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Know the rules via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PcJueK
Memes, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob: Spongebob | (.)( .)
Patrick / ()(.)
Squidward ( (-(-))
Plankton |(*)
Mr, Krabs .il
1
omgs:
supamuthafuckinvillain:
Fuck
i thought these were titties for like 7 minutes
The year is 3017 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OD8mLE
The year is 3017 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OD8mLE
Life, Memes, and Home: canceling plans is ok. staying home to
cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get
your life together is ok. resurfacing in a
foreign country with a new name 10
years later is ok. it's called self care
Sounds like a plan to me 😁 Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
Sounds like a plan to me 😁 Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
Memes, Music, and Queen: Aretha
Franklin
In her own words
This is Aretha Franklin in her own unmistakable words. She was known as the 'Queen of Soul', but Aretha was famously forthright on issues like men, the music business and civil rights. Tap the link in our bio to see more of what she had to say - and why presidents and popstars alike are paying tribute to her, after her death aged 76. arethafranklin queenofsoul music soul bbcnews
This is Aretha Franklin in her own unmistakable words. She was known as the 'Queen of Soul', but Aretha was famously forthright on issues li...
Beyonce, Family, and Friends: Aretha Franklin
1942 2018
BBCNEWS
RIP Aretha. The Queen of Soul' Aretha Franklin, whose stunning voice graced hits like Respect and I Say A Little Prayer, has died aged 76. Tap the link in our bio for more on her remarkable life and legacy. The singer has spent the past few days at home surrounded by family and famous friends, including Stevie Wonder. Earlier this week @beyonce and Jay-Z were amongst those who paid tribute to the iconic singer. One of her most memorable performances came at the inauguration of @barackobama. arethafranklin music rip queenofsoul soul bbcnews
RIP Aretha. The Queen of Soul' Aretha Franklin, whose stunning voice graced hits like Respect and I Say A Little Prayer, has died aged 76. T...
Shit, China, and Germany: Niggas that
Like this post
5.7
port malonely
GERMANY
5.5"
13
5.2"
GLOBAL
AVerage
5%
5"
AUSIRALIA
USA
4.6"
4.5"
VIETNAM 4.2"
SINGAPORE
INDONESIA
4.3"
MALAYSIA
4.3"
PHILIPPINES
ASEAN
Average
MYANMAR
JAPAN
4"
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CHINA
THAILAND
CAMBODIA
LAOS
3.8"
Niggas that
Don't like this post
Shit I’ll take a 3.8 😆
Shit I’ll take a 3.8 😆
Apparently, Cum, and Meme: MAKE ME CUM
AND I'LL MAKE SURE JOAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A GOOD
oovIT'S STILL
I MEAN...
'BREAKING HER LEGS
IP THEY RE TOO WOBBLy TO USE,
RIGHT?
YOU ARE~
JUST FuCK ME uP,
NIKOS
Hesthetice-Meme
Hesthetice-Meme
Cardi Bulli debutCommission for @nwdecontact of Pyrrha and Nora bullying Cardi.Cardi Winchester’s design belongs to @raspberrycreampie and @nwdecontactalso, sorry if i was MIA for a week, I was sick with the flu. But I’m healed up so back to the that grind!EDIT: Apparently tumblr decided to lower the quality of images like some kind of mad man here are the HQ linksTXT verTXTless ver
nsfw
Cardi Bulli debutCommission for @nwdecontact of Pyrrha and Nora bullying Cardi.Cardi Winchester’s design belongs to @raspberrycreampie and @...
Barbie, Thank You, and Today: choco drizzle @richhomiewen
Today this little 3yr old tried to pay for
her family's dinner with a Barbie credit
card. I took the card and made hera
little check out to make it seem like she
did and she tipped me 3$
OFF
VISIT
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