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Lol, Shit, and Alien: MESSAGES now Anxiety What if you're not good enough MESSAGES now Depression Everyone hates you MESSAGES now Alien I got from Area 51 bro i am high the house again can you let me in lol as shit and i locked myself out of Not again…

Lol, Shit, and Alien: MESSAGES
now
Anxiety
What if you're not good enough
MESSAGES
now
Depression
Everyone hates you
MESSAGES
now
Alien I got from Area 51
bro i am high
the house again can you let me in lol
as shit and i locked myself out of
Not again…

Lol, Shit, and Alien: MESSAGES
now
Anxiety
What if you're not good enough
MESSAGES
now
Depression
Everyone hates you
MESSAGES
now
Alien I got from Area 51
bro i am high
the house again can you let me in lol
as shit and i locked myself out of
Not again…

Not again…

World, The World, and Thing: You can't keep doing the same thing and expect different results LET ME INTRODUCE YOU O TO DEBUGGING The world doesn’t know the horrors of it

World, The World, and Thing: You can't keep doing the same
thing and expect different results
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
O TO DEBUGGING
The world doesn’t know the horrors of it

World, The World, and Thing: You can't keep doing the same
thing and expect different results
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
O TO DEBUGGING
The world doesn’t know the horrors of it

The world doesn’t know the horrors of it

Blowjob, Memes, and Tumblr: When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob then asks you to empty the dishwasher Kiadell Wait, wait... Let me enjoy this for a minute. More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

Blowjob, Memes, and Tumblr: When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob
then asks you to empty the dishwasher
Kiadell
Wait, wait... Let me enjoy this for a minute.
More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

Blowjob, Memes, and Tumblr: When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob
then asks you to empty the dishwasher
Kiadell
Wait, wait... Let me enjoy this for a minute.
More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ME LET ME RETURN THE EAVOR NO! GET DOWN! BAD RUB RUB RUB THE FUCK, DUDE WOW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE RUB RUB Rubbed the wrong way

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR
PUTTING YOUR
HANDS ON ME
LET ME RETURN
THE EAVOR
NO!
GET DOWN!
BAD
RUB
RUB
RUB
THE FUCK,
DUDE
WOW WHAT
THE FUCK
DUDE
RUB
RUB
Rubbed the wrong way

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR
PUTTING YOUR
HANDS ON ME
LET ME RETURN
THE EAVOR
NO!
GET DOWN!
BAD
RUB
RUB
RUB
THE FUCK,
DUDE
WOW WHAT
THE FUCK
DUDE
RUB
RUB
Rubbed the wrong way

Rubbed the wrong way

Ass, Shit, and California: Moca tnpadyiso Ag? Agaye restaurante I is cabos VSA ricang colate Agave restaurante is cabos Anahita, 22 University of California, Santa Barbara 5 miles away let me stick my tongue so far up your ass & taste the shit these bitches put you through рapi She’s A Gem

Ass, Shit, and California: Moca
tnpadyiso
Ag?
Agaye restaurante I is cabos
VSA
ricang
colate
Agave restaurante is cabos
Anahita, 22
University of California, Santa Barbara
5 miles away
let me stick my tongue so far up your ass &
taste the shit these bitches put you through
рapi
She’s A Gem

Ass, Shit, and California: Moca
tnpadyiso
Ag?
Agaye restaurante I is cabos
VSA
ricang
colate
Agave restaurante is cabos
Anahita, 22
University of California, Santa Barbara
5 miles away
let me stick my tongue so far up your ass &
taste the shit these bitches put you through
рapi
She’s A Gem

She’s A Gem

Ikea, Test, and Who: Me: *masturbates quietly in my bed* the IKEA employees who let me test out the bed: IKEA IKEA I suck at drawing

Ikea, Test, and Who: Me: *masturbates quietly in my bed*
the IKEA employees who let me test out
the bed:
IKEA
IKEA
I suck at drawing

Ikea, Test, and Who: Me: *masturbates quietly in my bed*
the IKEA employees who let me test out
the bed:
IKEA
IKEA
I suck at drawing

I suck at drawing

Funny, Memes, and Tumblr: justmice I'm p Yes I'm Yes hmmms ow Eh Tnhk justmice Tumblr wouldn't let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :A) ohfuck-abastard i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it 24+ Tumblr Memes Probably Everyone Will Find Funny

Funny, Memes, and Tumblr: justmice
I'm p
Yes I'm
Yes hmmms ow
Eh
Tnhk
justmice
Tumblr wouldn't let me upload the video but
I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and
this is the result :A)
ohfuck-abastard
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post
and accepted it
24+ Tumblr Memes Probably Everyone Will Find Funny

Funny, Memes, and Tumblr: justmice
I'm p
Yes I'm
Yes hmmms ow
Eh
Tnhk
justmice
Tumblr wouldn't let me upload the video but
I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and
this is the result :A)
ohfuck-abastard
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post
and accepted it
24+ Tumblr Memes Probably Everyone Will Find Funny

24+ Tumblr Memes Probably Everyone Will Find Funny

Family, Love, and Target: family asiajena: Boi, let me tell you. If you’re making this face because of her loud yawning, you are already in love.

Family, Love, and Target: family
asiajena:

Boi, let me tell you.
If you’re making this face because of her loud yawning, you are already in love.

Family, Love, and Target: family
asiajena:

Boi, let me tell you.
If you’re making this face because of her loud yawning, you are already in love.

asiajena: Boi, let me tell you. If you’re making this face because of her loud yawning, you are already in love.

Apparently, Beard, and Community: Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g Okay, let me tell you about my friend Jose. Jose is AMAB, 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with lots of visible tattoos. They're trying to grow a beard but the genes for it aren't quite there so for now it's Quentin Collins-style mutton chops. /1 big lumberjack 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.8K Likes 657 Retweets > Topher? Is thata thing? @topher_g 5h Replying to@topher_g Jose is a master of wearing just enough eyeliner to make you question whether they're wearing eyeliner or just have really pretty eyes. But in general if you saw them on the street you'd likely think "that is a big scary looking dude." /2 2 t 16 882 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Jose is non-binary (And pansexual but that's not important to the story) and uses singular "they." /3 2 ti 19 897 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Yesterday Jose was excited to go to a local meetup for Latinx "women and nonbinary people" because they were hoping to make some friends/community connections. /4 2 ti 35 925 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h I spent an hour last night at Jose's apartment with them literally crying on my shoulder because they were told they weren't welcome at the meeting. /5 4 ti 39 1K Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people" what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's apparently an actual quote. /6 O 24 t1138 1.4K Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people" what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's apparently an actual quote. /6 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 138 Retweets 1.4K Likes Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g I have always had issues with the phrase "women and nonbinary" but today I am LIVID that my friend went looking for community and allies and basically got rejected for not being some waify androgyne. /7 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.3K Likes 178 Retweets droideka-exe: NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite link to thread

Apparently, Beard, and Community: Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
Okay, let me tell you about my friend Jose. Jose is
AMAB, 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with lots of
visible tattoos. They're trying to grow a
beard but the genes for it aren't quite there so for now
it's Quentin Collins-style mutton chops. /1
big lumberjack
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.8K Likes
657 Retweets
>

Topher? Is thata thing? @topher_g 5h
Replying to@topher_g
Jose is a master of wearing just enough eyeliner to make you question
whether they're wearing eyeliner or just have really pretty eyes. But in
general if you saw them on the street you'd likely think "that is a big scary
looking dude." /2
2
t 16
882
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Jose is non-binary (And pansexual but that's not important to the story) and
uses singular "they." /3
2
ti 19
897
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Yesterday Jose was excited to go to a local meetup for Latinx "women and
nonbinary people" because they were hoping to make some
friends/community connections. /4
2
ti 35
925
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
I spent an hour last night at Jose's apartment with them literally crying on
my shoulder because they were told they weren't welcome at the meeting.
/5
4
ti 39
1K
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people"
what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as
nonbinary." That's apparently
an actual quote. /6
O 24
t1138
1.4K

Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
Someone there told them when they said "women and
nonbinary people" what they actually meant was
"women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's
apparently an actual quote. /6
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
138 Retweets
1.4K Likes

Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
I have always had issues with the phrase "women and
nonbinary" but today I am LIVID that my friend went
looking for community and allies and basically got
rejected for not being some waify androgyne. /7
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
2.3K Likes
178 Retweets
droideka-exe:
NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite
link to thread

Apparently, Beard, and Community: Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
Okay, let me tell you about my friend Jose. Jose is
AMAB, 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with lots of
visible tattoos. They're trying to grow a
beard but the genes for it aren't quite there so for now
it's Quentin Collins-style mutton chops. /1
big lumberjack
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.8K Likes
657 Retweets
>

Topher? Is thata thing? @topher_g 5h
Replying to@topher_g
Jose is a master of wearing just enough eyeliner to make you question
whether they're wearing eyeliner or just have really pretty eyes. But in
general if you saw them on the street you'd likely think "that is a big scary
looking dude." /2
2
t 16
882
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Jose is non-binary (And pansexual but that's not important to the story) and
uses singular "they." /3
2
ti 19
897
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Yesterday Jose was excited to go to a local meetup for Latinx "women and
nonbinary people" because they were hoping to make some
friends/community connections. /4
2
ti 35
925
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
I spent an hour last night at Jose's apartment with them literally crying on
my shoulder because they were told they weren't welcome at the meeting.
/5
4
ti 39
1K
Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h
Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people"
what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as
nonbinary." That's apparently
an actual quote. /6
O 24
t1138
1.4K

Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
Someone there told them when they said "women and
nonbinary people" what they actually meant was
"women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's
apparently an actual quote. /6
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
138 Retweets
1.4K Likes

Topher? Is that a thing?
@topher_g
I have always had issues with the phrase "women and
nonbinary" but today I am LIVID that my friend went
looking for community and allies and basically got
rejected for not being some waify androgyne. /7
12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
2.3K Likes
178 Retweets
droideka-exe:
NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite
link to thread

droideka-exe: NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite link to thread

My House, House, and Mom: MOM: *starts an argument in my house* ME: my house, my rules МOM: LET ME TELL YA SOMTIN Just STOP!!!

My House, House, and Mom: MOM: *starts an
argument in my house*
ME: my house, my rules
МOM:
LET ME TELL YA SOMTIN
Just STOP!!!

My House, House, and Mom: MOM: *starts an
argument in my house*
ME: my house, my rules
МOM:
LET ME TELL YA SOMTIN
Just STOP!!!

Just STOP!!!

Dad, Money, and Help: I want to be an artist when I grow up! That's not a real job. You need Job that will make money Dad? oh huk? I want to be a Youtuber when think thats I grow up I don't Well let me know a real how I can help job you Thanks WEB TOON WESTOON Wholesome comic

Dad, Money, and Help: I want to be
an artist when
I grow up!
That's not a
real job.
You need
Job
that will
make
money
Dad?
oh
huk?
I want to be
a Youtuber when think thats
I grow up
I don't
Well let me
know
a real
how I can help
job
you
Thanks
WEB
TOON
WESTOON
Wholesome comic

Dad, Money, and Help: I want to be
an artist when
I grow up!
That's not a
real job.
You need
Job
that will
make
money
Dad?
oh
huk?
I want to be
a Youtuber when think thats
I grow up
I don't
Well let me
know
a real
how I can help
job
you
Thanks
WEB
TOON
WESTOON
Wholesome comic

Wholesome comic

Water, You, and Hold: Episode My water broke! Just let me hit save> Can't you HOLD it?>

Water, You, and Hold: Episode
My water broke!
Just let me hit save>
Can't you HOLD it?>

Water, You, and Hold: Episode
My water broke!
Just let me hit save>
Can't you HOLD it?>

True, Water, and Gamer: Episode My water broke! Just let me hit save> Can't you HOLD it?> True gamer

True, Water, and Gamer: Episode
My water broke!
Just let me hit save>
Can't you HOLD it?>
True gamer

True, Water, and Gamer: Episode
My water broke!
Just let me hit save>
Can't you HOLD it?>
True gamer

True gamer

Superman, You, and Let Me Go: SNAPP LET ME GO! RRRAGK Superman? You ok?

Superman, You, and Let Me Go: SNAPP
LET
ME GO!
RRRAGK
Superman? You ok?

Superman, You, and Let Me Go: SNAPP
LET
ME GO!
RRRAGK
Superman? You ok?

Superman? You ok?

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ME LET ME RETURN THE EAVOR NO! GET DOWN! BAD RUB RUB RUB THE FUCK, DUDE WOW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE RUB RUB Rubbed the wrong way

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR
PUTTING YOUR
HANDS ON ME
LET ME RETURN
THE EAVOR
NO!
GET DOWN!
BAD
RUB
RUB
RUB
THE FUCK,
DUDE
WOW WHAT
THE FUCK
DUDE
RUB
RUB
Rubbed the wrong way

Bad, Dude, and Wow: THANK YoU FoR
PUTTING YOUR
HANDS ON ME
LET ME RETURN
THE EAVOR
NO!
GET DOWN!
BAD
RUB
RUB
RUB
THE FUCK,
DUDE
WOW WHAT
THE FUCK
DUDE
RUB
RUB
Rubbed the wrong way

Rubbed the wrong way

Instagram, Work, and Girl: natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise Give this girl a raise!

Instagram, Work, and Girl: natalie foster
@natfos
HR at my work just called me and i
thought i was in trouble for something
but they just let me know my 11-year-
old sister has been commenting on their
instagram every day telling them to give
me a raise
Give this girl a raise!

Instagram, Work, and Girl: natalie foster
@natfos
HR at my work just called me and i
thought i was in trouble for something
but they just let me know my 11-year-
old sister has been commenting on their
instagram every day telling them to give
me a raise
Give this girl a raise!

Give this girl a raise!

Love, Wannabe, and Let Me Love You: I'm BEGGING you PLEASE? PLEASE JUST... JUST LET ME LOVE yOU HANNAH HILLAM It’s me, your neighborhood wannabe feline pied piper

Love, Wannabe, and Let Me Love You: I'm BEGGING you
PLEASE?
PLEASE
JUST...
JUST LET ME
LOVE yOU
HANNAH HILLAM
It’s me, your neighborhood wannabe feline pied piper

Love, Wannabe, and Let Me Love You: I'm BEGGING you
PLEASE?
PLEASE
JUST...
JUST LET ME
LOVE yOU
HANNAH HILLAM
It’s me, your neighborhood wannabe feline pied piper

It’s me, your neighborhood wannabe feline pied piper

Children, Moms, and Tinder: No one: Single Mom's on Tinder I have three children who are my absolute world if you don't like that swi... Me: Let me just dodge this train wreck

Children, Moms, and Tinder: No one:
Single Mom's on Tinder I have
three children who are my absolute
world if you don't like that swi...
Me:
Let me just dodge this train wreck

Children, Moms, and Tinder: No one:
Single Mom's on Tinder I have
three children who are my absolute
world if you don't like that swi...
Me:
Let me just dodge this train wreck

Let me just dodge this train wreck

Dad, True, and Seat: MEWHEN I WAS 6 AND MY DAD LET ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT This is true

Dad, True, and Seat: MEWHEN I WAS 6 AND MY DAD LET
ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT
This is true

Dad, True, and Seat: MEWHEN I WAS 6 AND MY DAD LET
ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT
This is true

This is true

Revolution, Time, and Ask: WE DID IT, WE TIME TRAVELED! LET ME ASK THAT GUY BUT TO WHAT TIME? OVER THERE WHAT ARE YOU THIS IS DOING? BEFORE THE REVOLUTION PREPARING TO RAID AREA 51 It’s still on right??

Revolution, Time, and Ask: WE DID IT, WE
TIME TRAVELED!
LET ME ASK
THAT GUY
BUT TO WHAT
TIME?
OVER THERE
WHAT ARE YOU
THIS IS
DOING?
BEFORE THE
REVOLUTION
PREPARING
TO RAID
AREA 51
It’s still on right??

Revolution, Time, and Ask: WE DID IT, WE
TIME TRAVELED!
LET ME ASK
THAT GUY
BUT TO WHAT
TIME?
OVER THERE
WHAT ARE YOU
THIS IS
DOING?
BEFORE THE
REVOLUTION
PREPARING
TO RAID
AREA 51
It’s still on right??

It’s still on right??

Family, Tinder, and Verizon: ll Verizon 10 92% 11:53 AM 28 Lives in 34 miles away Ive got a fairly annoying ny accent and i curse a lot. Bring me to family parties. 5'3" and 100lbs since you were wondering. But btw Im an adult so I refuse to get fucked on a futon. No, I will not be your third. If you post me or our conversation on r/ tinder at least let me know so I can upvote it. E NOPA'S PR Child please, No futon f*cking

Family, Tinder, and Verizon: ll Verizon
10 92%
11:53 AM
28
Lives in
34 miles away
Ive got a fairly annoying ny accent and i
curse a lot. Bring me to family parties.
5'3" and 100lbs since you
were wondering.
But btw Im an adult so I refuse to get
fucked on a futon.
No, I will not be your third.
If you post me or our conversation on r/
tinder at least let me know so I can
upvote it.
E NOPA'S PR
Child please, No futon f*cking

Family, Tinder, and Verizon: ll Verizon
10 92%
11:53 AM
28
Lives in
34 miles away
Ive got a fairly annoying ny accent and i
curse a lot. Bring me to family parties.
5'3" and 100lbs since you
were wondering.
But btw Im an adult so I refuse to get
fucked on a futon.
No, I will not be your third.
If you post me or our conversation on r/
tinder at least let me know so I can
upvote it.
E NOPA'S PR
Child please, No futon f*cking

Child please, No futon f*cking

Live, Boyfriend, and English: u/hizzlevi 14h Me and my boyfriend are in a long distance relationship, I'm Swedish and he's English. We might not get to see each other that often but at least we can live together on our realm! ,Share 1.3k 32 Wouldn’t let me crosspost so i just screenshoted the whole thing

Live, Boyfriend, and English: u/hizzlevi 14h
Me and my boyfriend are in a long
distance relationship, I'm Swedish
and he's English. We might not get
to see each other that often but at
least we can live together on our
realm!
,Share
1.3k
32
Wouldn’t let me crosspost so i just screenshoted the whole thing

Live, Boyfriend, and English: u/hizzlevi 14h
Me and my boyfriend are in a long
distance relationship, I'm Swedish
and he's English. We might not get
to see each other that often but at
least we can live together on our
realm!
,Share
1.3k
32
Wouldn’t let me crosspost so i just screenshoted the whole thing

Wouldn’t let me crosspost so i just screenshoted the whole thing

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING YOU WOULDN'T SOLVE A LET ME RE- OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T PROBLEM JUST ARCHITECT THE JUST PUT IT AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR By SAYING PROBLEMS APP TO BE IN TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS Dilbert.com @ScottAdamsSays 11-08-17 2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews McMeel Distributed system.

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T
I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING
YOU WOULDN'T
SOLVE A
LET ME RE-
OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T
PROBLEM JUST
ARCHITECT THE
JUST PUT IT
AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR
By SAYING
PROBLEMS
APP TO BE
IN
TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES
CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS
Dilbert.com
@ScottAdamsSays
11-08-17
2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews
McMeel
Distributed system.

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T
I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING
YOU WOULDN'T
SOLVE A
LET ME RE-
OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T
PROBLEM JUST
ARCHITECT THE
JUST PUT IT
AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR
By SAYING
PROBLEMS
APP TO BE
IN
TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES
CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS
Dilbert.com
@ScottAdamsSays
11-08-17
2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews
McMeel
Distributed system.

Distributed system.

Click, Fucking, and Music: @halsey I don't really want to do interviews anymore cause it seems like everytime I do a long form interview it ends with people taking quotes from it and being like "SHES BIPOLAR!!! DEMON!!! AAAAAAND SHES A WHORE! Look at all these EXES!" Even when the interview is like "I like music!" @halsey The worst part honestly is the media outlets that I don't agree to talk to, taking quotes out of context from interviews I've agreed to do and turning them into articles full of misquotes and clickbait garbage about mental health and sexuality that doesn't help anyone. @halsey I've tried so hard to speak from my heart and be a role model but media outlets basically just use me as a click bait jerk off method to write about mental illness and bisexuality without saying anything that's actually helpful at all it's just gratuitous bullshit h @halsey They just want dramatic pull quotes about people's suffering. None of the "press" about my activism actually mentions any of my activism. It's just indulgent tabloid writing about my experiences or trauma that they pull from other articles when I say I don't wanna h @halsey If it seems like I'm "mentioning the same shit everytime" it's cause every media outlet references the same 4 articles about my bipolar, my miscarriage, my breakup, etc. LET ME FUCKING GROW! I want to talk about my art! My new experiences! Not 7 year old a! tra badsatlove:Halsey calling out the press

Click, Fucking, and Music: @halsey
I don't really want to do interviews anymore cause it
seems like everytime I do a long form interview it ends
with people taking quotes from it and being like "SHES
BIPOLAR!!! DEMON!!! AAAAAAND SHES A WHORE!
Look at all these EXES!" Even when the interview is like
"I like music!"

@halsey
The worst part honestly is the media outlets that I don't
agree to talk to, taking quotes out of context from
interviews I've agreed to do and turning them into
articles full of misquotes and clickbait garbage about
mental health and sexuality that doesn't help anyone.

@halsey
I've tried so hard to speak from my heart and be a role
model but media outlets basically just use me as a click
bait jerk off method to write about mental illness and
bisexuality without saying anything that's actually
helpful at all it's just gratuitous bullshit

h
@halsey
They just want dramatic pull quotes about people's
suffering. None of the "press" about my activism
actually mentions any of my activism. It's just indulgent
tabloid writing about my experiences or trauma that
they pull from other articles when I say I don't wanna

h
@halsey
If it seems like I'm "mentioning the same shit
everytime" it's cause every media outlet references the
same 4 articles about my bipolar, my miscarriage, my
breakup, etc. LET ME FUCKING GROW! I want to talk
about my art! My new experiences! Not 7 year old
a!
tra
badsatlove:Halsey calling out the press

Click, Fucking, and Music: @halsey
I don't really want to do interviews anymore cause it
seems like everytime I do a long form interview it ends
with people taking quotes from it and being like "SHES
BIPOLAR!!! DEMON!!! AAAAAAND SHES A WHORE!
Look at all these EXES!" Even when the interview is like
"I like music!"

@halsey
The worst part honestly is the media outlets that I don't
agree to talk to, taking quotes out of context from
interviews I've agreed to do and turning them into
articles full of misquotes and clickbait garbage about
mental health and sexuality that doesn't help anyone.

@halsey
I've tried so hard to speak from my heart and be a role
model but media outlets basically just use me as a click
bait jerk off method to write about mental illness and
bisexuality without saying anything that's actually
helpful at all it's just gratuitous bullshit

h
@halsey
They just want dramatic pull quotes about people's
suffering. None of the "press" about my activism
actually mentions any of my activism. It's just indulgent
tabloid writing about my experiences or trauma that
they pull from other articles when I say I don't wanna

h
@halsey
If it seems like I'm "mentioning the same shit
everytime" it's cause every media outlet references the
same 4 articles about my bipolar, my miscarriage, my
breakup, etc. LET ME FUCKING GROW! I want to talk
about my art! My new experiences! Not 7 year old
a!
tra
badsatlove:Halsey calling out the press

badsatlove:Halsey calling out the press

Today, Boom, and One: Today 08:24 Boom boom boom let me hear you say Today 10:45 my Nan died last night. Whayyy hooo Sent No one kills my vibe

Today, Boom, and One: Today 08:24
Boom boom boom let me hear
you say
Today 10:45
my Nan died last night.
Whayyy hooo
Sent
No one kills my vibe

Today, Boom, and One: Today 08:24
Boom boom boom let me hear
you say
Today 10:45
my Nan died last night.
Whayyy hooo
Sent
No one kills my vibe

No one kills my vibe

Horny, Instagram, and Blue: Instagram. 8:47 PM ra YOU MATCHED WITH ON 30/08/19. Roses are red, violets are fine, can I be the 6 and you be the 9? Today 8:34 PM Roses are red, violets are blue, And I don't mind doing you Roses are red, violets are horny, let's do this weekend? Roses are red, violets are fine I would do this weekend if that'd rhymed. Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Horny, Instagram, and Blue: Instagram.
8:47 PM
ra
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 30/08/19.
Roses are red, violets are fine,
can I be the 6 and you be the 9?
Today 8:34 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue,
And I don't mind doing you
Roses are red, violets are horny,
let's do this weekend?
Roses are red, violets are fine
I would do this weekend if that'd
rhymed.
Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Horny, Instagram, and Blue: Instagram.
8:47 PM
ra
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 30/08/19.
Roses are red, violets are fine,
can I be the 6 and you be the 9?
Today 8:34 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue,
And I don't mind doing you
Roses are red, violets are horny,
let's do this weekend?
Roses are red, violets are fine
I would do this weekend if that'd
rhymed.
Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING YOU WOULDN'T SOLVE A LET ME RE- OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T PROBLEM JUST ARCHITECT THE JUST PUT IT AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR By SAYING PROBLEMS APP TO BE IN TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS Dilbert.com @ScottAdamsSays 11-08-17 2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews McMeel Buzzword bingo in your face

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T
I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING
YOU WOULDN'T
SOLVE A
LET ME RE-
OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T
PROBLEM JUST
ARCHITECT THE
JUST PUT IT
AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR
By SAYING
PROBLEMS
APP TO BE
IN
TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES
CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS
Dilbert.com
@ScottAdamsSays
11-08-17
2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews
McMeel
Buzzword bingo in your face

Cloud, Dilbert, and Scott Adams: YOU CAN'T
I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING
YOU WOULDN'T
SOLVE A
LET ME RE-
OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T
PROBLEM JUST
ARCHITECT THE
JUST PUT IT
AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR
By SAYING
PROBLEMS
APP TO BE
IN
TECHY THINGS, KUBERNETES
CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS
Dilbert.com
@ScottAdamsSays
11-08-17
2017 Scott Adams, Inc/Dist. by Andrews
McMeel
Buzzword bingo in your face

Buzzword bingo in your face

Dad, Memes, and 🤖: MEWHEN I WAS G AND MY DAD LET ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT https://t.co/Sco1VSErVP

Dad, Memes, and 🤖: MEWHEN I WAS G AND MY DAD LET
ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT
https://t.co/Sco1VSErVP

Dad, Memes, and 🤖: MEWHEN I WAS G AND MY DAD LET
ME SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT
https://t.co/Sco1VSErVP

https://t.co/Sco1VSErVP

Calculator, Friend, and Down: friend: hey this calculator says your name upside down me: let me see calculator: 3104558 me: *FC U CALCI*

Calculator, Friend, and Down: friend: hey this calculator says
your name upside down
me: let me see
calculator: 3104558
me:
*FC U CALCI*

Calculator, Friend, and Down: friend: hey this calculator says
your name upside down
me: let me see
calculator: 3104558
me:
*FC U CALCI*

*FC U CALCI*

Parents, Sports, and Who: clare @clur19 I can't believe my parents let me be my own person instead of forcing me to play sports or take some kind of lesson, because now I'm an adult who has no hobbies and no talent. 10/12/2018, 01:20 40.8K Retweets 202K Likes Kinda bummed about it

Parents, Sports, and Who: clare
@clur19
I can't believe my parents let me be
my own person instead of forcing me
to play sports or take some kind of
lesson, because now I'm an adult who
has no hobbies and no talent.
10/12/2018, 01:20
40.8K Retweets 202K Likes
Kinda bummed about it

Parents, Sports, and Who: clare
@clur19
I can't believe my parents let me be
my own person instead of forcing me
to play sports or take some kind of
lesson, because now I'm an adult who
has no hobbies and no talent.
10/12/2018, 01:20
40.8K Retweets 202K Likes
Kinda bummed about it

Kinda bummed about it

Iphone, Memes, and Twitter: @darlingful bro ur hand looks kinda heavy let me hold it for u haha 12:58 PM 8/20/19 Twitter for iPhone https://t.co/8Plbv6wI1W

Iphone, Memes, and Twitter: @darlingful
bro ur hand looks kinda heavy let me
hold it for u haha
12:58 PM 8/20/19 Twitter for iPhone
https://t.co/8Plbv6wI1W

Iphone, Memes, and Twitter: @darlingful
bro ur hand looks kinda heavy let me
hold it for u haha
12:58 PM 8/20/19 Twitter for iPhone
https://t.co/8Plbv6wI1W

https://t.co/8Plbv6wI1W

Hello, Alphabet, and At&t: o00 AT&T 26 % i 11:33 PM Alex YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 6/20/17 Well, HELLO there, gorgeous! got a question for ya... how many letters in the alphabet? It's 20... right? 26 Let me guess You forgot u r a qt BUT WAIT That's only 5 You also forgot to give me the D C'mon Alex, this ain't mama's first rodeo Sent Put some effort into it, Alex

Hello, Alphabet, and At&t: o00 AT&T
26 % i
11:33 PM
Alex
YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 6/20/17
Well, HELLO there, gorgeous!
got a question for ya... how many
letters in the alphabet? It's 20...
right?
26
Let me guess
You forgot u r a qt
BUT WAIT
That's only 5
You also forgot to give me the D
C'mon Alex, this ain't mama's
first rodeo
Sent
Put some effort into it, Alex

Hello, Alphabet, and At&t: o00 AT&T
26 % i
11:33 PM
Alex
YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 6/20/17
Well, HELLO there, gorgeous!
got a question for ya... how many
letters in the alphabet? It's 20...
right?
26
Let me guess
You forgot u r a qt
BUT WAIT
That's only 5
You also forgot to give me the D
C'mon Alex, this ain't mama's
first rodeo
Sent
Put some effort into it, Alex

Put some effort into it, Alex

Dank, Memes, and Target: friend: hey this calculator says your name upside down me: let me see calculator: 3104558 me: *Reality is often disappointing* by ryukensfj69 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: friend: hey this calculator says
your name upside down
me: let me see
calculator: 3104558
me:
*Reality is often disappointing* by ryukensfj69
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: friend: hey this calculator says
your name upside down
me: let me see
calculator: 3104558
me:
*Reality is often disappointing* by ryukensfj69
MORE MEMES

*Reality is often disappointing* by ryukensfj69 MORE MEMES

Verizon, Lte, and One: 5 06 PM Verizon LTE 8 Straight 12 miles away You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that... You know what, I can't stand. Let's orderna John's andtch moviel X this one actually made me laugh out loud

Verizon, Lte, and One: 5 06 PM
Verizon LTE
8 Straight
12 miles away
You know what I can't stand? Let me
rephrase that... You know what, I can't
stand.
Let's orderna John's andtch
moviel
X
this one actually made me laugh out loud

Verizon, Lte, and One: 5 06 PM
Verizon LTE
8 Straight
12 miles away
You know what I can't stand? Let me
rephrase that... You know what, I can't
stand.
Let's orderna John's andtch
moviel
X
this one actually made me laugh out loud

this one actually made me laugh out loud

God, Voice, and Never: Dear God, Never let me be so busy that I can't hear Your voice. 11/24/18, 10:56 AM 1,648 Retweets 3,569 Likes ριntєrєѕt: @αlrєadуtαkєnxσ♡

God, Voice, and Never: Dear God,
Never let me be so busy that I can't hear
Your voice.
11/24/18, 10:56 AM
1,648 Retweets 3,569 Likes
ριntєrєѕt: @αlrєadуtαkєnxσ♡

God, Voice, and Never: Dear God,
Never let me be so busy that I can't hear
Your voice.
11/24/18, 10:56 AM
1,648 Retweets 3,569 Likes
ριntєrєѕt: @αlrєadуtαkєnxσ♡

ριntєrєѕt: @αlrєadуtαkєnxσ♡

Ted, Tumblr, and Blog: WHY DOES YOUR FACE MALFUNCTION? REQUEST MUTUAL LIMB ENCLOSURE 551ON TED GRA You ARE ABSORBING LET ME ABSORB LET ME ABSORB MY FACE FLUIDS NATHANNPYLE awesomacious: Let me absorb

Ted, Tumblr, and Blog: WHY DOES YOUR
FACE MALFUNCTION?
REQUEST
MUTUAL
LIMB ENCLOSURE
551ON
TED
GRA
You ARE ABSORBING
LET
ME ABSORB
LET ME ABSORB
MY FACE FLUIDS
NATHANNPYLE
awesomacious:

Let me absorb

Ted, Tumblr, and Blog: WHY DOES YOUR
FACE MALFUNCTION?
REQUEST
MUTUAL
LIMB ENCLOSURE
551ON
TED
GRA
You ARE ABSORBING
LET
ME ABSORB
LET ME ABSORB
MY FACE FLUIDS
NATHANNPYLE
awesomacious:

Let me absorb

awesomacious: Let me absorb

Alive, Beautiful, and Memes: Let me guess, your home? It was.. ...and it was beautiful Keep Infinity War memes alive

Alive, Beautiful, and Memes: Let me guess, your home?
It was..
...and it was beautiful
Keep Infinity War memes alive

Alive, Beautiful, and Memes: Let me guess, your home?
It was..
...and it was beautiful
Keep Infinity War memes alive

Keep Infinity War memes alive

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d My friends are allowed to put my name as a reference for anything. I'll be your boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo 164 L130.5K 99.8K Tee @_Princessteetee Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity Just gotta let me know ahead of time so l can get into character 06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 274 Likes I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d
My friends are allowed to put my name
as a reference for anything. I'll be your
boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter
I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo
164
L130.5K
99.8K
Tee
@_Princessteetee
Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity
Just gotta let me know ahead of time
so l can get into character
06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 274 Likes
I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d
My friends are allowed to put my name
as a reference for anything. I'll be your
boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter
I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo
164
L130.5K
99.8K
Tee
@_Princessteetee
Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity
Just gotta let me know ahead of time
so l can get into character
06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 274 Likes
I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Come Over, Condom, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH MC ON 9/2/19 So... down for a quickie? I mean sure lol Lol come over then, I have some moscato Cool cool. I don't usually do this haha. Where do u live Do u have a condom Lol yes Ok l'll be over in a min Okay Sorry I just had to get my shit toegtehr It's cool. Just let me know when you're here pe a message Send GIF I think I’m living with a cheat code on right now

Come Over, Condom, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH MC ON 9/2/19
So... down for a quickie?
I mean sure lol
Lol come over then, I have some
moscato
Cool cool. I don't usually do this haha.
Where do u live
Do u have a condom
Lol yes
Ok l'll be over in a min
Okay
Sorry I just had to get my shit toegtehr
It's cool. Just let me know when you're
here
pe a message
Send
GIF
I think I’m living with a cheat code on right now

Come Over, Condom, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH MC ON 9/2/19
So... down for a quickie?
I mean sure lol
Lol come over then, I have some
moscato
Cool cool. I don't usually do this haha.
Where do u live
Do u have a condom
Lol yes
Ok l'll be over in a min
Okay
Sorry I just had to get my shit toegtehr
It's cool. Just let me know when you're
here
pe a message
Send
GIF
I think I’m living with a cheat code on right now

I think I’m living with a cheat code on right now

Net, Down, and You: Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Down, and You: Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Down, and You: Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d My friends are allowed to put my name as a reference for anything. I'll be your boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo 164 L130.5K 99.8K Tee @_Princessteetee Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity Just gotta let me know ahead of time so l can get into character 06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 274 Likes I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d
My friends are allowed to put my name
as a reference for anything. I'll be your
boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter
I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo
164
L130.5K
99.8K
Tee
@_Princessteetee
Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity
Just gotta let me know ahead of time
so l can get into character
06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 274 Likes
I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Friends, Iphone, and Teacher: @sh6wt1d
My friends are allowed to put my name
as a reference for anything. I'll be your
boss, landlord, teacher.. it don't matter
I'm a ride or lie Imaoooo
164
L130.5K
99.8K
Tee
@_Princessteetee
Replying to @sh6wt and @SaVanity
Just gotta let me know ahead of time
so l can get into character
06:47 01/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 274 Likes
I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

I’m Daniel Day Lewis with the acting

Tumblr, Blog, and Jumped: WE DID IT, WE JUMPED DIMENSIONS! LET ME ASK THAT GUY BUT TO WHICH ONE? OVER THERE HEY WHO IS THE WE'RE CURRENT PRESIDENT STAYING HERE KEANU REEVES 0 awesomacious: I’d do the same honestly

Tumblr, Blog, and Jumped: WE DID IT, WE JUMPED
DIMENSIONS!
LET ME ASK
THAT GUY
BUT TO WHICH
ONE?
OVER THERE
HEY WHO IS THE
WE'RE
CURRENT PRESIDENT
STAYING
HERE
KEANU REEVES
0
awesomacious:

I’d do the same honestly

Tumblr, Blog, and Jumped: WE DID IT, WE JUMPED
DIMENSIONS!
LET ME ASK
THAT GUY
BUT TO WHICH
ONE?
OVER THERE
HEY WHO IS THE
WE'RE
CURRENT PRESIDENT
STAYING
HERE
KEANU REEVES
0
awesomacious:

I’d do the same honestly

awesomacious: I’d do the same honestly

Ted, Why, and Face: WHY DOES YOUR FACE MALFUNCTION? REQUEST MUTUAL LIMB ENCLOSURE 551ON TED GRA You ARE ABSORBING LET ME ABSORB LET ME ABSORB MY FACE FLUIDS NATHANNPYLE Let me absorb

Ted, Why, and Face: WHY DOES YOUR
FACE MALFUNCTION?
REQUEST
MUTUAL
LIMB ENCLOSURE
551ON
TED
GRA
You ARE ABSORBING
LET
ME ABSORB
LET ME ABSORB
MY FACE FLUIDS
NATHANNPYLE
Let me absorb

Ted, Why, and Face: WHY DOES YOUR
FACE MALFUNCTION?
REQUEST
MUTUAL
LIMB ENCLOSURE
551ON
TED
GRA
You ARE ABSORBING
LET
ME ABSORB
LET ME ABSORB
MY FACE FLUIDS
NATHANNPYLE
Let me absorb

Let me absorb

Dank, Hell, and Sleep: IF HE TRULY LOVES ME, HE'LL LET ME SLEEP.

Dank, Hell, and Sleep: IF HE TRULY
LOVES ME,
HE'LL LET ME
SLEEP.

Dank, Hell, and Sleep: IF HE TRULY
LOVES ME,
HE'LL LET ME
SLEEP.

Never, Nice, and Baby: Baby, I'm going to treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go. https://iglovequotes.net/

Never, Nice, and Baby: Baby, I'm going to treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Never, Nice, and Baby: Baby, I'm going to treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Parents, and School: Public education does not exist for the benefit of students or for the benefit of their parents. It exists for the benefit of the social order. We have discovered as a species that it is useful to have an educated population. You do not need to be a student or have a child who is a student to benefit from public education. Every second of every day of your life, you benefit from public education. So let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools, even though don't personally have a kid in school: It's because I don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people JOHN GREEN

Life, Parents, and School: Public education does not exist for the
benefit of students or for the benefit of
their parents. It exists for the benefit
of the social order.
We have discovered as a species that it
is useful to have an educated population.
You do not need to be a student or have a
child who is a student to benefit from public
education. Every second of every day of your
life, you benefit from public education.
So let me explain why I like to pay
taxes for schools, even though
don't personally have a kid in
school: It's because I don't
like living in a country with
a bunch of stupid people
JOHN GREEN

Life, Parents, and School: Public education does not exist for the
benefit of students or for the benefit of
their parents. It exists for the benefit
of the social order.
We have discovered as a species that it
is useful to have an educated population.
You do not need to be a student or have a
child who is a student to benefit from public
education. Every second of every day of your
life, you benefit from public education.
So let me explain why I like to pay
taxes for schools, even though
don't personally have a kid in
school: It's because I don't
like living in a country with
a bunch of stupid people
JOHN GREEN

Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green. speedoweedo elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. ndiecity What else? WIZARD speedoweedo the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last year can you let me talk to him" and the seance person would be like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN. He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite speedoweedo foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. simon-newman Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life* Me: How the f*ck do we know this? Brain: I don't know! Both: *Screaming* lolpics/AstroFunny I really like some of these.

Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU
speedoweedo
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not
grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
the grass bc the actual grass for some
reason in their computer modelling
programs would not behave like grass so
they used hair textures colored green.
speedoweedo
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
who asked nixon for the title and was
awarded it.
ndiecity
What else?
WIZARD
speedoweedo
the great escape artist houdini was living in
a time period where mysticism, fortune
telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
becoming very common place and trendy.
and he fucking hated it so much. so much
that he would go to seances in disguise
and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
"my son died last year can you let me talk
to him" and the seance person would be
like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and
as far as i know every year they hold
seances on halloween trying to get in
contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
his ghost is just pissed off and not
responding out of raw spite
speedoweedo
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
so they just drop their jaws and scream.
simon-newman
Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
subject I never studied in my life*
Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
Brain: I don't know!
Both: *Screaming*
lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.

Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU
speedoweedo
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not
grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
the grass bc the actual grass for some
reason in their computer modelling
programs would not behave like grass so
they used hair textures colored green.
speedoweedo
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
who asked nixon for the title and was
awarded it.
ndiecity
What else?
WIZARD
speedoweedo
the great escape artist houdini was living in
a time period where mysticism, fortune
telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
becoming very common place and trendy.
and he fucking hated it so much. so much
that he would go to seances in disguise
and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
"my son died last year can you let me talk
to him" and the seance person would be
like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and
as far as i know every year they hold
seances on halloween trying to get in
contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
his ghost is just pissed off and not
responding out of raw spite
speedoweedo
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
so they just drop their jaws and scream.
simon-newman
Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
subject I never studied in my life*
Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
Brain: I don't know!
Both: *Screaming*
lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.

I really like some of these.

Crying, Life, and Memes: MAYBE IT DOESNT... MAYB WE HAVE TO GET THE FEELING CREATE MEANING SAN FOR OURSELVES AND IF You ... ARE CANT Do THAT/You CRYING? SOMETIMES I MAYBE YOUREHERE, LET ME WRITE YOU A PRESCAIPTION FOR A PAIR OF BALLS THAT LIFE HAS No MEANING UNINTERESTING LOSER MHM

Crying, Life, and Memes: MAYBE IT
DOESNT... MAYB
WE HAVE TO
GET THE FEELING CREATE MEANING SAN
FOR OURSELVES
AND IF You
... ARE
CANT Do THAT/You CRYING?
SOMETIMES I
MAYBE YOUREHERE, LET ME
WRITE YOU A
PRESCAIPTION
FOR A PAIR OF
BALLS
THAT LIFE HAS
No MEANING
UNINTERESTING
LOSER
MHM

Crying, Life, and Memes: MAYBE IT
DOESNT... MAYB
WE HAVE TO
GET THE FEELING CREATE MEANING SAN
FOR OURSELVES
AND IF You
... ARE
CANT Do THAT/You CRYING?
SOMETIMES I
MAYBE YOUREHERE, LET ME
WRITE YOU A
PRESCAIPTION
FOR A PAIR OF
BALLS
THAT LIFE HAS
No MEANING
UNINTERESTING
LOSER
MHM

Chick-Fil-A, Definitely, and Popeyes: Popeye's Chic-Fil-A Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up around black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu about the breading and grease content. Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her "Madea." Madea don't give a shit about your cholesterol because God's in control. Ihope this helps. Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea

Chick-Fil-A, Definitely, and Popeyes: Popeye's
Chic-Fil-A
Okay let me break it down for the people who
haven't had a chicken sandwich from either
Chick-fil-A or Popeyes.
Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by
a white woman named Sarah who grew up around
black people. The flavor is definitely there, but
Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu
about the breading and grease content.
Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an
older black lady named Lucille that serves on the
usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her
"Madea." Madea don't give a shit about your
cholesterol because God's in control.
Ihope this helps.
Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea

Chick-Fil-A, Definitely, and Popeyes: Popeye's
Chic-Fil-A
Okay let me break it down for the people who
haven't had a chicken sandwich from either
Chick-fil-A or Popeyes.
Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by
a white woman named Sarah who grew up around
black people. The flavor is definitely there, but
Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu
about the breading and grease content.
Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an
older black lady named Lucille that serves on the
usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her
"Madea." Madea don't give a shit about your
cholesterol because God's in control.
Ihope this helps.
Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea

Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea

Net, Down, and You: AME SBILL Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Down, and You: AME SBILL
Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Down, and You: AME SBILL
Iwas a dreamer before you went and let me down
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/