FRANK WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU https://t.co/iHRprGsldC
Oh hell nah! 😂💀 https://t.co/5Ft53aP5No
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
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Yeah sure, let me max out my cards
"Oh yeah, let me show you how it's done!"
Let’s say you’re a janitor in charge of cleaning a public college theater and you walk in to see an improv group practicing without your pri...
REMEMBERING LEON WHITE
I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tel...
Credit: @Amy Gallimore
The funniest #FathersDay commercial ever! https://t.co/k6odTvVeg0
Let me help you human
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😂😂😂😂 dying! https://t.co/boKelhOjFn
Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
Make sure you tell your loved ones that you love them.
Looking up because you let me down...
Gotta love Stan Lee. I would love to see this crossover!
Boom boom boom let me hear you say wayoo https://t.co/6Ba6J1oVCE
You want to talk about disrespecting the national anthem? Let me remind you of when Roseanne shrieked the anthem, grabbed her crotch and spa...
Please let me hit a jackpot
When our leaders have to testify...
No Skywalker family drama anymore.
A girl let me touch her kangaroo today.
Kobe the real 🐐
My work today took me near Hunter, my old school, and these guys let me play handball with them. Thanks kids, you’re the coolest https://t.c...
Fellas, this ever happen to y’all? 😳😩🤔 https://t.co/meUlzSg4JM
Wake me up, when Semester ends.