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lemons: shepherdess-blog: from the for love & lemons鈥 rtw summer 2o18 collection.聽
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from the for love & lemons鈥 rtw summer 2o18 collection.聽

shepherdess-blog: from the for love & lemons鈥 rtw summer 2o18 collection.聽

lemons: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔 it鈥檚 back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽 im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽 @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
lemons: arianod:
rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔

it鈥檚 back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me
they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

relevant

arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerblogge...

lemons: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔 it鈥檚 back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽 im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽 @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
lemons: arianod:

rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔

it鈥檚 back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me
they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

relevant

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 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
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 LAWYER
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lemons: Banana - before and after Carrot-before and after Watermelon- before and after sprachtraeume: angryfishtrap: wordnerdworld: march27thoughts: cubern: thespectacularspider-girl: jiggly-jello-squid: art-angelsz: nunyabizni: trashcanbees: asapscience: Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.聽 Source We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO鈥檚, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that. Bananas looked like lemons wtf Isn鈥檛 this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs? Yes. 聽But people talk about how GMO鈥檚 are聽鈥渦nnatural鈥, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves. GMO鈥檚 are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably. People hear聽鈥淟ettuce being modified with scorpion DNA鈥 and think that we鈥檙e now eating scorpions. 聽But, in reality, they鈥檙e taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. 聽Why? 聽So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment. GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food. GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. 聽Why? So we can splice web production into the goat鈥檚 udders. 聽We鈥檒l be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel. I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren鈥檛 giant tomato abominations The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science. ^This. The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science. this should be in the largest letters we鈥檝e got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people鈥檚 heads: The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science. Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
lemons: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
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Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.聽
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO鈥檚, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isn鈥檛 this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. 聽But people talk about how GMO鈥檚 are聽鈥渦nnatural鈥, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMO鈥檚 are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hear聽鈥淟ettuce being modified with scorpion DNA鈥 and think that we鈥檙e now eating scorpions. 聽But, in reality, they鈥檙e taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. 聽Why? 聽So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. 聽Why? So we can splice web production into the goat鈥檚 udders. 聽We鈥檒l be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren鈥檛 giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters we鈥檝e got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people鈥檚 heads:
The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

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