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Tumblr, Taxes, and Say It: Replies X ExecuServices 10 hours ago FS As a business owner I thought Sanders wanted to put us out of business. Give all my profits to the poor for doing nothing Everything said here would help my business immensely. I can't even imagine how great it would be to not have to worry about healthcare for employees. I'll happily pay more in taxes to not have that burden. I'll also be able to compete with larger corporations who can afford better benefits right now. It makes me sick now, knowing how misinformed the media keeps us. I say it every year, but I'm really not going to watch mainstream media anymore 221 $5 whyyoustabbedme: I wish Bernie pushed this economic angle more. The benefit to small businesses would be dramatic and I think that would resonate with a lot of blue collar voters in particular.

whyyoustabbedme: I wish Bernie pushed this economic angle more. The benefit to small businesses would be dramatic and I think that would re...

Memes, Empathy, and Live: Opinion is really the lowest form of human knowledge. It requires no accountability, no understanding. The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound purpose larger than the self kind of understanding. https://t.co/WzYs300R9v

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Driving, Jesus, and Bible: RE SILtilthat TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible. via ift.tt volcel-official False Luke 2:52 He's larger than a baby amateuropinions By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size. veraxplus It's been said that Jesus Christ was larger than baby but smaller than a temple Source: tilthat 3,075 notes

College, Fucking, and Funny: Jenny Lund THIS is what white privilege looks like. This is me, only one year ago on this very campus, running around the academic quad with a fucking sharp metal sword. People thought it was funny. People laughed- oh look at that harmless, silly white girl with a giant sword!! Today, a black man carrying a fucking glue gun shut down my prestigious liberal arts college for 4 hours. The limited information that was released put all black men on this campus in danger and at risk of being killed. That is the reality of the institutionalized racism in the United States. If you think for even a second this wasn't profiling, ask yourself why this sword is still in my room and has not ONCE made anyone uncomfortable. No one has EVER called the police on me. Understand that there are larger forces at play than this one night, and this once instance of racism. This is engrained in our university and our larger society. White Colgate students, we need to do better. #blackIive s matter lagonegirl: white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

lagonegirl: white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

America, Children, and cnn.com: ICE Follow ICE @ICEgov ICE is committed to upholding an immigration detention system that prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare of all of those in our care in custody, including LGBTI individuals. (6/) Niece 6:05 AM 13 Jun 2019 76 Retweets 304 Likes Hot Spinster Bot Follow @glit_chh During the height of Nazi Germany, Fascists dispersed propaganda videos like Theresienstadt Soccer Matches to refute rumors of viscous crimes In 1943, the Office of War released footage that painted Japanese Internment camps as "normal communities" We've been fed this story. ICE @ICEgov ICE is committed to upholding an immigration detention system that prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare of all of those in our care in custody, including LGBTI individuals. (6/ Show this thread 8:39 AM 14 Jun 2019 8,859 Retweets 14,041 Likes Zachary Fox Follow @zackfox I know this is bullshit propaganda cuz a mf in the first pic got on headphones plugged into absolutely nothing, fuck y'all ICE@ICEGOV ICE is committed to upholding immigration detention system an that prioritizes the health, safety, and welfare of all of those in our care in custody, including LGBTI individuals. (6/) Show this thread 1:23 AM - 16 Jun 2019 11,283 Retweets 46,837 Likes bogleech: unexpectedyarns: 3fluffies: gahdamnpunk: Why are they trying to be likeable? Ain’t nobody gonna believe them America is operating concentration camps. There’s no getting around it. Here’s what those places are actually like: https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/politics/ice-detention-center-ig-report/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/politics/hhs-activities-unaccompanied-children/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/border-patrol-mcallen-texas-pictures/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/us/arizona-migrant-child-abuse-allegations-shelter/index.html Why isn’t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes? Because America’s military force is larger than the next five biggest powers on the planet. Every country is terrified of us. The people of almost every country consider us the biggest threat to their freedom and they’re right.

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Tooth fairies are... Www.NELL-F.COM ... a smaller and friendlier subspecies... www.NELL- F. COM ...of the larger ...and much more hostile... www.NELL F.COM Bone Fairies Www.NELL-F.COM www.NELL-F.COM jewishdragon: semicolonthefifth: I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist. I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this: Nell Fallcard Freelance Illustrator

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Tooth fairies are... Www.NELL-F.COM ... a smaller and friendlier subspecies... www.NELL- F. COM ...of the larger ...and much more hostile... www.NELL F.COM Bone Fairies Www.NELL-F.COM www.NELL-F.COM semicolonthefifth: I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

semicolonthefifth: I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the ...

Radio, Tumblr, and Blog: space-pics:Our wonderful sun belches up some plasma. It called a coronal mass ejection and if oriented towards us it wreaks havoc with our radio and electronic equipment and can knock out power grids. The ejection itself can travel million of miles and is 1000s of times larger than earth

space-pics:Our wonderful sun belches up some plasma. It called a coronal mass ejection and if oriented towards us it wreaks havoc with our r...

Children, Crying, and Not Crying: AZO congenitaldisease This is a statue to commemorate a brave little dog by the name of Leo who died while saving a little 10-year-old girl who was being attacked by a much larger dog. Leo witnessed the little girl being pinned to the ground by the dog who began biting her. Leo immediately ran to the rescue and began biting the bigger dog on the leg who turned on Leo and let the girl go free. Sadly, Leo was killed. The statue is located in a park in Serbia so he can watch over all of the children playing. There is a quote underneath that reads "To all small heroes with big hearts," which is a true testament to the courageous nature of little Leo. Im not crying, I swear

Im not crying, I swear

Apparently, Dicks, and Lurking: 62 % 11.24 40 My Alliance with Science 8. maaliskuuta kello 20.34 'Soooo, just learned something. Apparently back in the early days of exploration many travelers would simply draw what they found/saw since the means to study, photograph, further explore it didn't exist yet. Well this is where many of our deep sea monster stories come from,because as it turns out many of these drawings may have depicted large tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water giving belief to something larger and more sinister lurking beneath... however in many cases it was really just whale dicks. Whales often mate in threes so while one male was busy with the female the other male just pops his dick out of the water while swimming around waiting his turn There. That's a thing you know now. TIL

TIL

Dank, Memes, and New York: In perspective Neutron star with mass of 500,000 earths has a diameter no larger than that of New York YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER D E N S E by DennisRattus MORE MEMES

D E N S E by DennisRattus MORE MEMES

Bitch, Drunk, and Nerd: rob whisman @robwhisman 11/29/15 man. i need to admit something every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page Official English 3,080 7,540 rob whisman @robwhisman 2h whoever reported me for this and got me banned you are a huge nerd bitch Goddamn snitches

Goddamn snitches

Facts, Football, and Wow: DID YOU KNOW? The universe is about 93 billion light years in diameter. That's larger than two football fields! WOW! Facts Good thing they said it in American

Good thing they said it in American

Ass, Bermuda Triangle, and Lay's: chwistopher @Loudwindow 30 If you're out at sea and your compass is acting strange, you're close to mermaids. Fish have a semblance of magnetism that lets them navigate the ocean. Due to being much larger than fish (and having the potential to grow larger than whales), mermaids are giant magnets. Chwistopher @Loudwindow Aside from using their magnetism like fish to navigate the ocean, mermaids also use their magnetism to locate impure silver/gold, jewelry, and other metals -- explaining the age old tale of mermaids having hoards of treasure. o Chwistopher @Loudwindow Due to their magnetism, mermaids were able to easily detect ships, as their metal anchors hitting the ocean floor was basically screaming "TM HERE" to mermaids. theblackqueen-ofmyheart: otherwindow: Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migraine: This explains why the Bermuda Triangle’s magnetic field fucks with ships and planes and everything. There’s either a huge ass mermaid in there or there’s a huge ass mermaid colony

theblackqueen-ofmyheart: otherwindow: Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migra...

America, Parents, and Respect: CITY NEW YORK'S PICTURE NEWSPAPER EX-GI BECOMES BLONDE BEAUTY Operations Transform Bronx Youth A World of a Difference Geare W wrved in the ArmY A] fr twe yeags and as dves loralle discharge in İNL New Gerga ls mere. atal leday ate s a photegnaher in Denrk Parents were in a eter Christine (thats dreamsofamadman: somethingaboutdelia: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery. Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says: A World of a Difference George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently. This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3 Say it again for the haters in the back who want to keep pretending that trans people, or even treating trans people with respect is even remotely anything new. 😎 It’s worth mentioning, that this was kinda celebrated as a wonder of the atomic age at the time. “Look at the power of our scientists! Look at what we can do!”You know, back when America was trying to be the leader in scientific advancement.

dreamsofamadman: somethingaboutdelia: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 19...

Dogs, Run, and Freedom: tittily: vincentvangoth: tastefullvoffensive The morning dew perfectly captured my dog's erratic freedom run. Photo by Babolattack (larger version) nvooooo00om

Arthur, Children, and Dad: The Halfling's declining birthrates, in tandem with a deeply ingrained culture of hospitality has led to a recent uptick in cross-species adoption. Frequently orphaned, due to the naturally short lifespan:s of orcs, orcish children with halfling parents have become somewhat more common in halfling settlements. po Dad (60) (Adopted) Daughter (16) / Love MY While it is generally considered unacceptable for little folk to go adventuring, it is perfectly repectable for any upstanding halfling to travel distantly in search of an appropriate child (In light of recent events, laws have been passed that only allow for one such venture to prevent the sizes of families getting out of hand) missoyashirou: mithrils-hanger: lizawithazed: dvandom: filibusterfrog: halflings love their new giant children “So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”“Indeed.”“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age. And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”“The guard position?”“Heavens, no. I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant. I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.” I once played a kobold sorcerer-rogue with this exact backstory even better, Tolkein Orcs seem to grow in size based on how good their diet is. thus Misty Mountain and Moria ‘goblins’ are relatively small (caves rarely provide much in the way of nourishment), Mordor orcs are a bit on the larger size, but still close to dwarf size (given that two hobbits easily blend in), while the extremely well fed Orthanc Uruk-Hai are the size of large men.Hobbits eat six meals a day, when they can get them. and love to snack in between. even the poorest are able to sustain this diet, and the rich just eat far more elaborate meals. those adopted kids are going to grow up to be huge. A 10 foot tall green dude by the name of Arthur Brambly-Took came to my luncheon and now I’m going to have to marry him

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Smell, Fart, and Why: LONGER LARGER FART So thats why airports smell like that.

So thats why airports smell like that.

Animals, Books, and Charlie: he Story of Charles Darwin Charles Darwin taps his little feet on the floorboards of his cabin on the HMS Beagle. The year is 1832, and he is sailing around the world to figure out which animals are better than all the other ones "I bet it's going to be elephants," the naive and anxious Charles thinks to himself. An obvious choice, of course, but perhaps too obvious. There is a knock at the door, and before Charles has time to answer, the captain of the HMS Beagle peeks his head inside. "Charlie, we're here!" At this news, Charles Darwin throws down the drawing of an elephant with duck feet he was working on and bolts topside, squealing like a little piggy. What new animals was he about to see? Crocodiles with wings like a bat? Ostriches as tall as trees? Jaguars that are slightly larger than a regular jaguar? Snakes? Charles's imagination ran wild with possibilities. Instead of anything interesting, Charles Darwin sadly only discovered seven hundred thousand species of Finches, and he had to draw every single one. Charles' family and the entire crew of the HMS Beagle felt so sorry for him that they put him in all the science books, just to humor him. Charles spent the rest of his life back home in England trying to avoid real scientists, who would call him "finch boy."

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Smell, Fart, and Why: LONGER LARGER FART So thats why airports smell like that.

So thats why airports smell like that.

Taken, Tumblr, and Black: unexplained-events: 3 years ago MIT grad student Katie Bouman led the creation of a new algorithm to produce the first-ever image of a black hole. Today (first time ever) that image of a black hole was released. It is larger than the size of our entire solar systemImage taken using the Event Horizon Telescope WE GOT A BLACK HOLE!!I repeatWE GOT A BLACK HOLE

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Ass, Bad, and Community: prokopetz Folks who are new to the IT biz might be confused by many of the adjectives that are used to describe various software products. Here, we provide a brief glossary of several common descriptors and their definitions. . Powerful: gimmicky Self-documenting: verbose Encourages best practices: explodes if you look at it funny .Exposes low-level functionality: bad user interface . Community-driven: untested . Certified: overpriced Industry standard: archaic Proprietary: undocumented Flexible: config file is larger than actual program Interoperable: equally incompatible with everything Drop-in replacement: cunning trap User friendly: pain in the ass Source: prokopetz Share the wisdom

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Animals, Dogs, and Facts: Big dogs are more well-behaved pets. Studies show bigger dogs usually have better behavior than small dogs, but it's not because they're inherently better animals; it's because of humans. We tend to put less effort into the discipline of little dogs because we assume they can't do as much damage- so larger dogs typically end up having better training. weird-facts.org @factsweird

America, Parents, and Respect: CITY NEW YORK'S PICTURE NEWSPAPER EX-GI BECOMES BLONDE BEAUTY Operations Transform Bronx Youth A World of a Difference Geare W wrved in the ArmY A] fr twe yeags and as dves loralle discharge in İNL New Gerga ls mere. atal leday ate s a photegnaher in Denrk Parents were in a eter Christine (thats dreamsofamadman: somethingaboutdelia: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery. Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says: A World of a Difference George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently. This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3 Say it again for the haters in the back who want to keep pretending that trans people, or even treating trans people with respect is even remotely anything new. 😎 It’s worth mentioning, that this was kinda celebrated as a wonder of the atomic age at the time. “Look at the power of our scientists! Look at what we can do!”You know, back when America was trying to be the leader in scientific advancement.

dreamsofamadman: somethingaboutdelia: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 19...

Memes, Blog, and 🤖: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com A rare mutation among the Bajau people lets them stay underwater longer. Natural selection has given the Bajau an increased spleen size, providing them with a larger reservoir of oxygenated red blood cells.

College, Earned It, and Memes: Instead of spending millions of dollars to cheat their kids' way into college, maybe these super wealthy con artist parents should be required to pay a larger share in taxes so that all kids, who rightfully earned it, can get an equal education. Ed Krassenstein OCCUPY DEMOCRATS EXCELLENT idea! Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

EXCELLENT idea! Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

Simple, Code, and Can: Reodine Code ou think rint ("Enter a Number") x input) if(x > 5): print ("x is bigger than 5!") else: print ("x is smaller than 5!") thon makes it Simple on the ( and eas eyes int x printf"Enter a number \n") scanf("%d", &x); if(x > 5) printfx is larger than 5!"); elsel printf(x is smaller than 5!") a bit harder but you can still See whats qoing on o n: str1 str2 10 LEQ: str2 main 10, GRT LEQ n: str1 str2 GRT LE str2 MIPS(Making Intermediate Programmers Suffer)

$Simple, Code, and Can: Reodine Code ou think rint ("Enter a Number") x input) if(x > 5): print ("x is bigger than 5!") else: print ("x is smaller than 5!") thon makes it Simple on the ( and eas eyes int x printf"Enter a number \n") scanf("%d", &x); if(x > 5) printfx is larger than 5!"); elsel printf(x is smaller than 5!") a bit harder but you can still See whats qoing on o n: str1 str2 10 LEQ: str2 main 10, GRT LEQ n: str1 str2 GRT LE str2 MIPS(Making Intermediate Programmers Suffer)$