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    Friends, Gif, and Lazy: LUXURY
 TAX
 ALK
 PARK
 PLACE
 PAY $75.00
phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are aĀ ā€œluxury itemā€

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenā€™s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenā€™t necessary.
I found out why after Iā€™d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesā€™ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesā€™ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iā€™d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
ā€œIf I donā€™t go,ā€ I said in an overly patient tone,Ā ā€œthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iā€™m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatā€™s why I need to go to the bathroom.ā€
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered,Ā ā€œWait, you mean that if you donā€™t go, youā€™ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!ā€
I thought, Ā You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnā€™t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnā€™t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatā€™s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

Thatā€™s.., thatā€™s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Friends, Gif, and Lazy: LUXURY
 TAX
 ALK
 PARK
 PLACE
 PAY $75.00
phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are aĀ ā€œluxury itemā€

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenā€™s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenā€™t necessary.
I found out why after Iā€™d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesā€™ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesā€™ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iā€™d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
ā€œIf I donā€™t go,ā€ I said in an overly patient tone,Ā ā€œthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iā€™m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatā€™s why I need to go to the bathroom.ā€
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered,Ā ā€œWait, you mean that if you donā€™t go, youā€™ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!ā€
I thought, Ā You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnā€™t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnā€™t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatā€™s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

Thatā€™s.., thatā€™s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

                
            

            
            
phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are aĀ ā€œluxury itemā€

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One ...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Tumblr, Best, and Blog: creativerule34hentai:

golddust777:
Are you kidding me this is the best video Iā€™ve ever seen
Not all heroes wear undearwear on top of their pants.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Are you kidding me this is the best video Iā€™ve ever seen
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    Books, Doctor, and Elf: can p
 2.25, Indexes 1-9 (in case
 Fava his Own
 they aver do that was worth
 remembering? I mean,
 Doctor Doom is okay, but,
 ke, he's no Spinerette, eh?)
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 anybody really care? I mean
 these are just warmed over
 Kull stories, nght? Or is it
 Kull who's warmed over
 Conan? I can never
 remember.) 100-103, 10.00,
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 10.00, Chronicles (1982)
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 AVENGERS
 1, forget it! Even if I had one I
 wouldn't sell it to you. 2. Are
 you kidding? After the lame
 offers you made for the old
 Spider-Man stuff? 3, no way,
 Jose. 4, And you can forget
 this one altogether! (Captain
 Amenica) 5. m goin' straight
 to the recent stuff again. 140, WHAT...2 HOW...5
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 8.00 (no reason) 200-202, 6,
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                Books, Doctor, and Elf: can p
 2.25, Indexes 1-9 (in case
 Fava his Own
 they aver do that was worth
 remembering? I mean,
 Doctor Doom is okay, but,
 ke, he's no Spinerette, eh?)
 3000.00
 1-3, 18.00, 4-6, 19.00 (does
 anybody really care? I mean
 these are just warmed over
 Kull stories, nght? Or is it
 Kull who's warmed over
 Conan? I can never
 remember.) 100-103, 10.00,
 104-106, 11.00, 107-109,
 12.00, 110-125, 13.00
 100-103, 10.00, 104-106,
 11.00, 107-109, 12.00,
 110-125 13 00 100-103
 realy Sne
 pleats nightin
 there the
 book
 That's what Fm askin' you
 ELEKTRA ASSASSIN
 1-4, lots and lots of money
 ELFQUEST
 you haven't memorized
 everything yet), 1.25, set 1-9,
 10.00, Chronicles (1982)
 1.50
 AVENGERS
 1, forget it! Even if I had one I
 wouldn't sell it to you. 2. Are
 you kidding? After the lame
 offers you made for the old
 Spider-Man stuff? 3, no way,
 Jose. 4, And you can forget
 this one altogether! (Captain
 Amenica) 5. m goin' straight
 to the recent stuff again. 140, WHAT...2 HOW...5
 150, 2.50, 151, 153, 154,
 8.00 (no reason) 200-202, 6,
 manbe 7 upks a piece. 203,
 Man 100-1
 104-106
 1-present, 1,00.00-se9, the ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS: This sd expirem
 12.00 110
 (1) All orders must be mailed in, temized
 Derek and/or Kate Smth in the nude We w
 ont have to This is cur ad so we play by ur e
 wolves died, and Richard
 and Wendy got evicted and
 we need to raise money for
 (2) Minimum mail order s $1000 00 Why sho
 them. In fact, don't even buy the sport or something? You thirk we lke comic
 the comics, just call
 paying for them, we're out ot here
 1-800-ELF-HELP and plecge (3) You must have a street address as wete
 iocal comic acednact Youm
 DON'T ASK
 QUESTIONS!
 WE'RE HEAVILY
 INTO THE ZEN
 SH-SHE-HULK!
 IT ONLY
 WORKS IFPOD o
 YOU DON'T a FOLLOW ME, anG
 NOW
 sAndm
 CON WHERE
 CHA S THIS
 1-6
 this ge
 Comprend
 RYSTA
 ! A ha! Hal Ha! Ha! Ha!
 !Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 to kno ALL OF
 THINK
 ABOUT IT!Foreign ak Ou
 that Canadiaihro
 PLACE 2/You wa F COMIC
 BOOKS
 A Your non
 y and youd ge
 at the Mint get a Spi
 99211 213, 215,
 oing to stop
 HERE for every last
 FTCKen I'm gonna start
 jacking up the prices on
 every book that has the High
 Evolutionary in it! In fact, I'm
 gonna jack up the prices on
 books that even use the
 "evolution!" 100-103, 1
 104-106, 11.00, 107-
 that stuff? Somebo
 pay for it!
 10.00, 104-10 11.00
 110-125
 10.00
 07-109.
 3.00
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 S.12.00,
 $00 100-103.
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 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 a! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha
 al Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 You Want this?
 ewhole set, 18.00
 15
 12.00, 110-125, 13
 Y0-125
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 3.00 100-103-10.00.
 04-106, 11.00, 107-109
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 03, 10.00, 104-106
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 109, 12.00, 110-125
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 110-125, 13.00
 10.00, 104-106
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 re they still printing
 e? I thought they
 celled it after Miller left. I
 Ner cared for it much
 nyway. Expect for the
 hiddle period.. You know?
 When he was fighting, like,
 aliens and stuff? Now that
 was comics! 100-103, 10.00,
 125.
 00
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 T125, 13.00
 03, 10.00, 104-106.
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    Aww, Cute, and Reddit: everythingfox:

faded-coat-of-blue:


faded-coat-of-blue:


everythingfox:


ā€œScared cat gets saved by two French guysā€
(Source)


This is so adorable:
1) those two guys donā€™t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten 
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says heā€™d take the kitten home himself, but heā€™s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead


OK, since people are asking, hereā€™s an extremely rough translation: 
Moto: No! Thereā€™s a little kitten in the road! Youā€™re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* Cā€™mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I donā€™t know. Iā€™d take him, but unfortunately Iā€™m allergic. But, yā€™know, canā€™t leave him here. ??? little one, cā€™mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But itā€™s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, heā€™s so cute. 

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!


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                Aww, Cute, and Reddit: everythingfox:

faded-coat-of-blue:


faded-coat-of-blue:


everythingfox:


ā€œScared cat gets saved by two French guysā€
(Source)


This is so adorable:
1) those two guys donā€™t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten 
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says heā€™d take the kitten home himself, but heā€™s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead


OK, since people are asking, hereā€™s an extremely rough translation: 
Moto: No! Thereā€™s a little kitten in the road! Youā€™re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* Cā€™mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I donā€™t know. Iā€™d take him, but unfortunately Iā€™m allergic. But, yā€™know, canā€™t leave him here. ??? little one, cā€™mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But itā€™s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, heā€™s so cute. 

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!


Thank you šŸ™šŸ¼

                
                

                
            

            
            
everythingfox:

faded-coat-of-blue:


faded-coat-of-blue:


everythingfox:


ā€œScared cat gets saved by two French guysā€
(Source)


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    Be Like, Children, and Definitely: 48%
 6:32
 4G
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm
 Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but
 think about this...
 As you said 84 years later the movie
 titanic was made, it pulled an amazing
 $2.187 billion in the box office, won
 11 Oscars and was the real birth of
 the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio.
 A movie like that is remembered, not
 for the nudes but the love story that
 these nudes helped blossem into the
 romance of the century, envied by
 many. Not only could these nudes be
 the start of your own great romance
 but think about the royalties your own
 film could bring in another 84 years...
 Catherine, 24
 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be
 around for the royalties in 84 years" but
 Catherine.... Your children will reap the
 Australian Catholic University
 11 km away
 benefits for years, so Catherine dont do
 it for me, don't do it for you... But do it
 for our children!
 Why won't I send you nudes?
 Let me remind you of this little movie called
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm
 Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn
 in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one
 This is far and away the best opener
 has ever heard of...
 have ever heard in my 23 years on this
 Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT
 BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the
 planet, I read it to my mum. Not even
 kidding. And she briefly discussed
 with me the idea of sending you a
 nude still ends up on television.
 No one is safe.
 nude purely for the comedic value of
 this message!
 What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered
 You've just clocked tinder, well done
 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O
 sir
 And the thought of setting our children
 up for life, now that's definitely
 tempting :p
 E42
Do it for the kids!!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Be Like, Children, and Definitely: 48%
 6:32
 4G
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm
 Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but
 think about this...
 As you said 84 years later the movie
 titanic was made, it pulled an amazing
 $2.187 billion in the box office, won
 11 Oscars and was the real birth of
 the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio.
 A movie like that is remembered, not
 for the nudes but the love story that
 these nudes helped blossem into the
 romance of the century, envied by
 many. Not only could these nudes be
 the start of your own great romance
 but think about the royalties your own
 film could bring in another 84 years...
 Catherine, 24
 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be
 around for the royalties in 84 years" but
 Catherine.... Your children will reap the
 Australian Catholic University
 11 km away
 benefits for years, so Catherine dont do
 it for me, don't do it for you... But do it
 for our children!
 Why won't I send you nudes?
 Let me remind you of this little movie called
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm
 Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn
 in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one
 This is far and away the best opener
 has ever heard of...
 have ever heard in my 23 years on this
 Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT
 BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the
 planet, I read it to my mum. Not even
 kidding. And she briefly discussed
 with me the idea of sending you a
 nude still ends up on television.
 No one is safe.
 nude purely for the comedic value of
 this message!
 What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered
 You've just clocked tinder, well done
 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O
 sir
 And the thought of setting our children
 up for life, now that's definitely
 tempting :p
 E42
Do it for the kids!!
                
            

            
            
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    College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
doktorgirlfriend:

michi0no:
prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
Heā€™s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - itā€™s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

ā€œAw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.ā€
ā€œYeah, but heā€™s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.ā€
ā€œHuh. Sort of a trade-off, really.ā€


Okay but itā€™s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like
This dude is your foreign language prof.

And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners
And this guy is your freakinā€™ Art Professor.Ā 

BUT WAIT! THEREā€™S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided theĀ ā€œdemonsā€ search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, Iā€™m about to lose some hours here.)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
doktorgirlfriend:

michi0no:
prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
Heā€™s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - itā€™s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

ā€œAw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.ā€
ā€œYeah, but heā€™s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.ā€
ā€œHuh. Sort of a trade-off, really.ā€


Okay but itā€™s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like
This dude is your foreign language prof.

And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners
And this guy is your freakinā€™ Art Professor.Ā 

BUT WAIT! THEREā€™S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided theĀ ā€œdemonsā€ search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, Iā€™m about to lose some hours here.)
                
            

            
            
doktorgirlfriend:

michi0no:
prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeab...