🐣 25+ Best Memes About Jordan

Basketball, Empire, and Fucking: All time list (mixed) [edit] The following list shows the highest-paid athletes of all time, as of 20171 Gaius Appuleius Diocles a Roman Chariot racer is said to have earned 35,863,120 sesterces, by some estimation over $15 billion in 2011 dollars.2 This means he would be the best paid athlete of all time. Earnings Rank Sport Name Nation Million S Gaius Appuleius Chariot Roman 15,000 1 Empire Diocles racing United Basketball 2 Michael Jordan 1,850 States United Tiger Woods Golf 1,700 States United 6 Gaius Appuleius Diocles earned the equivalent of $15 billion (2011 rates) during his 24 year career Golf 4 Arnold Palmer 1,400 States United Golf Jack Nicklaus 1,200 5 States KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, TRASH most underrated athlete

most underrated athlete

Finals, Life, and Nba: H/T R/NBA U/CRIPPLEDMYLAR KAWHI LEONARD HAS BROKEN NIKE'S 13-YEAR STREAK OF HAVING A NIKE-ENDORSED ATHLETE WIN THE NBA FINALS MVP. 2018-19 KAWHI Sun Life APTOR RAA 22 2017-18 DURANT 2016-17 DURANT 2015-16 LEBRON 2014-15 ANDRE KAWHI 2013-14 2012-13 LEBRON LEBRON 2011-12 2010-11 DIRK 2009-10 KOBE 2008-09 KOBE PIERCE 2007-08 B R 2006-07 PARKER 2005-06 WADE KICKS JORDAN BRAND AND CONVERSE ARE NIKE SUBSIDIARIES Kawhi is the first non-Nike athlete in over a decade to win Finals MVP

Kawhi is the first non-Nike athlete in over a decade to win Finals MVP

Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, and Michael Jordan: ROU 4th *Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson suffer serious injuries* Everyone: “Well the Warriors are dead now, they’ll never be the same.” *Warriors sign Kawhi Leonard, trade for Anthony Davis and somehow clone 28 year old Michael Jordan and Wilt Chamberlain* Everyone: https://t.co/sk5dUDDgY9

*Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson suffer serious injuries* Everyone: “Well the Warriors are dead now, they’ll never be the same.” *Warrior...

Friends, The Worst, and Twitter: Jordan @JordanPlain Millennials: *has a meaningful conversation with friends* Millennials: "we should start a podcast" We are the worst (credit and consent: @JordanPlain on Twitter)

We are the worst (credit and consent: @JordanPlain on Twitter)

Blowjob, Cum, and Horny: chekhov French English gunshot coup de feu English French coup de fou Blowjob French English love at first sight coup de foudre French English coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? wildeisms French English a kiss un baiser English French baiser fuck 9 more translations broitsablog @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or.? indigopersei my friend, if only you knew randomfandomteacher It's a very dangerous language to learn wine-dark-sea #now I'm wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there's that kid who forgets that you can't translate "I am excited" to "Je suis excitée". And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. shamwowxl "is the french language always on the verge" oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: French English penis verge 5 more translations candygarnet truly the language of love ifunny.co Tap to see the meme

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Iphone, Superman, and Twitter: Jordan Raybould @JordanRaybould E There is no reason for Superman to be jacked. He has super powers regardless of physical looks, so he's doing crossfit and eating chicken breast because deep down, he's still the insecure fat kid from krypton 8:57 PM 6/8/19 Twitter for iPhone Psycho-analysis of Superman

Psycho-analysis of Superman

Blowjob, Cum, and Horny: chekhov French English gunshot coup de feu English French coup de fou Blowjob French English love at first sight coup de foudre French English coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? wildeisms French English a kiss un baiser English French baiser fuck 9 more translations broitsablog @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or.? indigopersei my friend, if only you knew randomfandomteacher It's a very dangerous language to learn wine-dark-sea #now I'm wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there's that kid who forgets that you can't translate "I am excited" to "Je suis excitée". And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. shamwowxl "is the french language always on the verge" oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: French English penis verge 5 more translations candygarnet truly the language of love ifunny.co Tap to see the meme

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Nba, Phone, and Jordan: B R SRAPTOR NBA KETBA BAS Kawhi watched Jordan highlights for 4-5 hours at a time and snuck his phone into team dinners to have them on, per a San Diego State manager. He called them “Mike highs.” (via Jayson Jenks of The Athletic)

Kawhi watched Jordan highlights for 4-5 hours at a time and snuck his phone into team dinners to have them on, per a San Diego State manager...

Memes, Spider, and SpiderMan: Jordan Raskopouls @JordanRasko Man-Spider Man-Spider Does what ever a human does Goes to work Likes some memes Gives up on his hopes and dreams. Look out there goes a Man-Spider

Money, Taxes, and Prison: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison Shh. Its a secret

Shh. Its a secret

Dank, Football, and Liverpool F.C.: Ccom THE MOMENT LERPOOL F CAPTAIN EMBRACES HIS CANCER SURVIVING ATHER 23 After captaining Liverpool to Champions League glory, Jordan Henderson shared this emotional moment with father, who recently beat cancer. This is what football is all about 👏🙌

After captaining Liverpool to Champions League glory, Jordan Henderson shared this emotional moment with father, who recently beat cancer. T...

Summer, Jordan, and Fun: Jordan @Jordan_Garzaa Kinda wanna do a lot of fun things this summer. Kinda only have $3. 😅

😅

Funny, Google, and Omg: jordan mendoza @jordypizza omg didnt know Google Translate does Australian 40 Australian English- detected Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming this evening. Edit Sheilas and gentlejoeys, boomerang boomerang shrimp Hugh Jackman funny.co 𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

College, Memes, and Run: Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Cats, Family, and True: Australia actually declares 'war' on cats plans to kill 2 million by 2020 By Ishaan Tharoor luty 16 at 3:51 PM y ronow Itanaanthanor Most Read World 1 Investigators study Jordan trip by gunman in Marine slayings 2 Gorman lawmakers back Greck bailout to clear way for rescue funds 3 Chattanooga gunman came from a middis class Muclim family Egyptian soap that's 4 Emus my true successor mematie.ne Emu War II - Electric Boogaloo

Emu War II - Electric Boogaloo

True, Http, and Jordan: Jordan Hall # + Follow @DivineOmega The one true #JavaScript exception handler.) try ( something ) catch(e) window.location.href = "http://stackoverflow.com/search?q-[js]+" + e.message RETWEETS LIKES 2,317 2,100 3:01 p.m. 5 Feb 2016 The one true exception handler

The one true exception handler

Jordan, Time, and The All: For the first time since 1985, the All-Rookie First Team are the top 5 picks What a class: Olajuwon, Bowie, Jordan, Perkins, Barkley 🔥

For the first time since 1985, the All-Rookie First Team are the top 5 picks What a class: Olajuwon, Bowie, Jordan, Perkins, Barkley 🔥

Sorry, Tumblr, and Access: SOGUE IMVIKAI X GREENLLAMAS GREENLLAMAS greenllamas: greenllamas: SOGUE BY VIKAI X GREENLLAMAS Hi everyone! We have both wanted to collab for so long (and i mean long) and now we’re finally here! We both had so much fun making this and we’re sorry its later than expected but we really hope you enjoy! DOWNLOAD INFORMATION BGC All 18 EA swatches (For hair) Custom palette (For clothing) Teen-Elder Custom Thumbnail Feel free to recolour, tag me if you do! (Just don’t include the mesh) Do not reupload without permission/or to any paysites Hairs are hat compatible Send me an ask if you find any bugs! Has all LOD’s and all specular and shadow maps NOTE: I have become aware of a glitch on the FIJI Hair modeled by the sim in blue at the top of this post. This glitch only occurs when you do not have the “no ea lashes mod”. I have provided the link to this mod but unfortunately there is no other fix. DOWNLOAD MY SIDE DOWNLOAD VIKAI’S SIDE UPDATE: 19/05/19A texture issue on the blonde swatch of the chevron Hair (bob modelled by Jordan at the top of the post) has been fixedA notice added about FijiLinks to pick and choose download added for those who only want one item or do not have access to a file extractor

greenllamas: greenllamas: SOGUE BY VIKAI X GREENLLAMAS Hi everyone! We have both wanted to collab for so long (and i mean long) and now we’...

Air Jordan, God, and Jesus: AN AND AN GOD MESSIAH ANGEL KING PRINCE ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE Battery AII-Terrain Venomoth Lord Helix Bird Jesus Air Jordan The Fonz esUS aaabaaajss AA-J AATTVVV Shoutout to one of the most amazing social experiments that has ever happened in the gaming world!

Shoutout to one of the most amazing social experiments that has ever happened in the gaming world!

Finals, LeBron James, and Michael Jordan: wish BULLS AKERS MICHAEL JORDAN LEBRON JAMES 0 *Only Finals*

Finals, Games, and Jordan: 21 years ago today, Jordan was announced Most Valuable Player of the 1997-98 season ■ Fifth time winning MVP, tying Bill Russell for second all time ■ Played all 82 games for third consecutive season, averaging 28.7 PPG ■ Went on to sixth Finals MVP before retiring again

21 years ago today, Jordan was announced Most Valuable Player of the 1997-98 season ■ Fifth time winning MVP, tying Bill Russell for second...

Being Alone, Aww, and Work: jordan @jordan-carls σ a man came into work today for his 75th bday, alone, & i mistakenly gave him the wrong ice cream. he said instead of throwing it away to just eat it, so i took my lunch break to sit down with him & before he left he hugged me thanking me for the best bday since his wife passed Aww thats amazing..

Aww thats amazing..

Allen Iverson, Shaq, and Jordan: B'R AKE 20 18 years ago today, Allen Iverson was named MVP of the league ■ First player since ’92-93 Jordan to lead league in PPG (31.1) and SPG (2.5) ■ With 93/124 first-place votes, AI beat out Duncan and Shaq ■ At 6’0" and 165 pounds, he’s the shortest and lightest player to ever win

18 years ago today, Allen Iverson was named MVP of the league ■ First player since ’92-93 Jordan to lead league in PPG (31.1) and SPG (2.5)...

Bones, Deer, and Funny: 12:23 AM AT&T Jesse 'Writer, Not Writer*" Jordan @JesseNeon My idiot furry son has one job at night - bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT Tweet your reply 4 Corrupt doggo bribed by bear | go to www.thegreatmemes.com for more funny posts

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear | go to www.thegreatmemes.com for more funny posts

Elizabeth Warren, Instagram, and Iphone: jordan @JordanUhl Elizabeth Warren just posted this on Instagram STOP THE HATE-FOR-PROFIT STOP THE FOX NEWS RACKET HATE-FOR-PROFIT FOX NEWS RACKET STOP THE STOP THE HATE-FOR-PROFITHATE-FOR-PROFIT FOX NEWS RACKET FOX NEWS RACKET 11:30 AM 5/14/19 Twitter for iPhone (S)

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Michael B. Jordan, Tumblr, and Anne Hathaway: ruffboijuliaburnsides: emettkaysworld: possiblestalker: Anne Hathaway in Shape Magazine. OP just broke me sharing this You know that girl who broke her retainer at Black Panther over shirtless Michael B Jordan? Me but no retainer and I’m out with my MOTHER.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: emettkaysworld: possiblestalker: Anne Hathaway in Shape Magazine. OP just broke me sharing this You know that ...

Jordan, Harsh, and Living: jordan @jordan_stratton I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me Not gonna happen

Not gonna happen

Bones, Dank, and Deer: Jesse 'Writer, Not Writer* Jordan @JesseNeon My idiot furry son has one job at night bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT. He protecc He attacc But sometimes he prefer to snacc

He protecc He attacc But sometimes he prefer to snacc

Jordan Peele, Jordan, and Producer: valeria @amyadums me in a group projedt CREW Jordan Peele Director Jordan Peele Producer Jordan Peele Writer

Bones, Dank, and Deer: 12:23 AM AT&T Jesse 'Writer, Not Writer*' Jordan @JesseNeon My idiot furry son has one job at night bork at things and make them go away.Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT. Tweet your reply 4

Bones, Deer, and Trash: С @ О 42%-O, 12:23 AM l AT&T Jesse 'Writer, Not Writer*i Jordan @JesseNeon My idiot furry son has one job at night - bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT Tweet your reply 4 caucasianscriptures:Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

caucasianscriptures:Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

Bones, Deer, and Trash: С @ О 42%-O, 12:23 AM l AT&T Jesse 'Writer, Not Writer*i Jordan @JesseNeon My idiot furry son has one job at night - bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT Tweet your reply 4 Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

Kyrie Irving, LeBron James, and Michael Jordan: HIGHEST PPGIN BR ELIMINATION GAMES ISTON 23 2 KYRIE IRVING MICHAEL JORDAN LEBRON JAMES 31.2 31.3 33.7 PPG PPG PPG HIT TREY WINGO Kyrie shows up in big games. Will he do the same tonight? 🤔

Kyrie shows up in big games. Will he do the same tonight? 🤔

Jordan, One, and Person: jordan E @louvregguk normal person: 9+7-16 me: if 10+7 is 17 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9+7 must be 16

Jordan, Harsh, and Living: jordan @jordan_stratton I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me Does anyone actually have things dry cleaned?

Does anyone actually have things dry cleaned?

Nba, Shaq, and Best: Best player in the NBA 57-60: Bill Russel 61-67: Wilt 68-70: Jerry West 71-79: Kareem 80-83 Moses Malone 84-86: Larry Bird 87-90: Magic 91-93: Jordan 94-95: Hakeem 96-98: Jordan 99-02: Shaq 03-05: Duncan 06-10: Kobe 11-18: Lebron Agree with Shaq's list?

Agree with Shaq's list?

Dank, Jordan, and Harsh: jordan @jordan_stratton I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me

Jordan, Harsh, and Living: jordan @jordan_stratton I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me Does anyone actually have things dry cleaned?

Does anyone actually have things dry cleaned?

Lost, Jordan, and Diet: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge Been on a diet for two weeks and proud to say l lost 14 days of happiness

Blackpeopletwitter, Church, and Idris Elba: Mik" @Mmmkae in church. Jesus lost Ladies, who would be perfect husband? Idris Elba Michael B. Jordan Shemar MooreC Jesus 12% B0Y BYE Jesus Lost?? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Jesus Lost?? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dank, Doctor, and Party: Jordan @JORDANBENNING a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

Memes, youtube.com, and Jordan: Jordan Peterson destroys feminist Mos YOUTUBE.COMiMaNOFALCREation @SarcasmMother on Gender Pay Gap Legend for a reason

Legend for a reason

Doctor, Party, and Relationships: Jordan @JORDANBENNING a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

Disney, Energy, and Iphone: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 8:17 AM 16 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and TurboTax and various other tax firms lobby heavily to make sure that NEVER passes because their companies thrive on our confusion. remember that gross policies are more often than not influenced by financial gain! copyright law? disney lobbyists. poor public transportation infrastructure? automotive and gas lobbyists! lack of clean energy? oil lobby! comb through government policies and see just HOW many companies are puppeteering them with gross amounts of money. a LOT can change if we directly target lobbying policies.

potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and T...

Celtic, Celtics, and Jordan: B-R CELTIC Jordan set the playoff scoring record at 23. 33 years ago today, he dropped 63 on the Celtics without shooting a three

Jordan set the playoff scoring record at 23. 33 years ago today, he dropped 63 on the Celtics without shooting a three

Children, Dank, and Lay's: Jordan @littlemiss WDE Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while l can literally hear children beating on the walls. 😒😂

😒😂

Iphone, Money, and Twitter: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money.It's called taxes Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM 4/16/19 Twitter for iPhone The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)

The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)

Air Jordan, Jordan, and Faces-In-Things: Air Jordan in a cucumber https://t.co/YHNkpqTr71

Air Jordan in a cucumber https://t.co/YHNkpqTr71

Baseball, Michael Jordan, and Tiger Woods: B-R 2e I TOOK TWO YEARS OFF TO PLAY BASEBALL BUT NOTHING LIKE THAT. TO ME, IT WAS THE GREATEST COMEBACK I'VE EVER SEEN Michael Jordan on Tiger Woods' Masters win h/t The Athletic's David Aldridge Tiger gets the MJ co-sign.

Tiger gets the MJ co-sign.

Money, Taxes, and Prison: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too Me: What if I get it wrong? Govt: You go to prison *fails algebra 1”

*fails algebra 1”

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