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Jokes Ever: Steve whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz? 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like 7 people like this 23 minutes ago Like 23 minutes ago Like whose there? Irish Stu. 23 minutes ago Like 1 David brings you round this way? 23 minutes ago Like 4 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha! 22 minutes ago Like DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably* 22 minutes ago Like David kidding. What the hell happened? 22 minutes ago Like 31 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying Steve to tell a joke 20 minutes ago Like Tim Knock Knock 20 minutes ago Like 34 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman... 19 minutes ago Like Hello, can I help you? David 19 minutes ago Like Tim 19 minutes ago Like 310 I'm batman Steve Tim dont encourage him!! 18 minutes ago Like Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are David you doing here? 18 minutes ago Like Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats. 17 minutes ago Like 32 David a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant wood lice. 17 minutes ago Like Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in Steve I swear to god guys 16 minutes ago Like 1 Tim I'm here to see Stu. 16 minutes ago Like Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control... DavidStu, do you know this guy? 16 minutes ago Like David 15 minutes ago Like Stu? Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did Tim you finally leave her? David 15 minutes ago Like Wait a second, are you two....? Tim 12 minutes ago Like 10 Yes... we're lovers. Seriously Tim fuck off! Steve 12 minutes ago . Like-D11 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out. 12 minutes ago Like David though... 11 minutes ago Like Doesn't really explain the Batman costume Tim Little b, and take it up with head office. 11 minutes ago Like Tim what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together 11 minutes ago Like Danny Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is knock knock 11 minutes ago Like 32 For heaven's sake, who is this now? David 10 minutes ago Like ffs dan please can I get back to my joke?? 10 minutes ago Like ArianeLOL loving this!!! 10 minutes ago Like 5 Danny and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's been.. a murder my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom 10 minutes ago Like 7 David 9 minutes ago Like Steve 9 minutes ago Like 45 Oh my God FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF! David me? 9 minutes ago Like But I dont understand, what do you want with Tim I'm batman! (little b) 9 minutes ago . Like . 11 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm Danny here for your Gaelic friend over there. 8 minutes ago Like you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the Steve lot of u 8 minutes ago Like TimIm likng where this is going...) 8 minutes ago Like DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife, Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW 7 minutes ago Like 13 Tim 7 minutes ago Like 2 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME 7 minutes ago Like1 Steve 7 minutes ago Like POW! Sriously you can all get fucked katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
Jokes Ever: Steve
 whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like
 7 people like this
 23 minutes ago Like
 23 minutes ago Like
 whose there?
 Irish Stu.
 23 minutes ago Like
 1
 David
 brings you round this way?
 23 minutes ago Like 4
 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What
 David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long
 as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha!
 22 minutes ago Like
 DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably*
 22 minutes ago Like
 David
 kidding. What the hell happened?
 22 minutes ago Like 31
 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just
 Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying
 Steve
 to tell a joke
 20 minutes ago Like
 Tim Knock Knock
 20 minutes ago Like 34
 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at
 the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman...

 19
 minutes ago Like
 Hello, can I help you?
 David
 19 minutes ago
 Like
 Tim
 19 minutes ago Like 310
 I'm batman
 Steve
 Tim dont encourage him!!
 18 minutes ago Like
 Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are
 David
 you doing here?
 18 minutes ago Like
 Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a
 little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats.
 17 minutes ago Like 32
 David
 a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont
 see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant
 wood lice.
 17 minutes ago Like
 Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in
 Steve
 I swear to god guys
 16 minutes ago Like 1
 Tim
 I'm here to see Stu.
 16 minutes ago Like
 Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control...
 DavidStu, do you know this guy?
 16 minutes ago Like
 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Stu?
 Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did
 Tim
 you finally leave her?

 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Wait a second, are you two....?
 Tim
 12 minutes ago Like 10
 Yes... we're lovers.
 Seriously Tim fuck off!
 Steve
 12 minutes ago . Like-D11
 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out.
 12 minutes ago Like
 David
 though...
 11 minutes ago Like
 Doesn't really explain the Batman costume
 Tim Little b, and take it up with head office.
 11 minutes ago Like
 Tim
 what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together
 11 minutes ago Like
 Danny
 Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is
 knock knock
 11 minutes ago Like 32
 For heaven's sake, who is this now?
 David
 10 minutes ago Like
 ffs dan please can I get back to my joke??
 10 minutes ago Like
 ArianeLOL loving this!!!
 10 minutes ago Like 5
 Danny
 and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's
 been.. a murder
 my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom

 10 minutes ago Like 7
 David
 9 minutes ago Like
 Steve
 9 minutes ago Like 45
 Oh my God
 FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!
 David
 me?
 9 minutes ago Like
 But I dont understand, what do you want with
 Tim I'm batman! (little b)
 9 minutes ago . Like . 11
 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm
 Danny
 here for your Gaelic friend over there.
 8 minutes ago Like
 you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the
 Steve
 lot of u
 8 minutes ago Like
 TimIm likng where this is going...)
 8 minutes ago Like
 DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see
 them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife,
 Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
 7 minutes ago Like 13
 Tim
 7 minutes ago Like 2
 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME
 7 minutes ago Like1
 Steve
 7 minutes ago Like
 POW!
 Sriously you can all get fucked
katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

katyissuperawesome:fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I...

Jokes Ever: Steve whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz? 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like 7 people like this 23 minutes ago Like 23 minutes ago Like whose there? Irish Stu. 23 minutes ago Like 1 David brings you round this way? 23 minutes ago Like 4 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha! 22 minutes ago Like DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably* 22 minutes ago Like David kidding. What the hell happened? 22 minutes ago Like 31 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying Steve to tell a joke 20 minutes ago Like Tim Knock Knock 20 minutes ago Like 34 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman... 19 minutes ago Like Hello, can I help you? David 19 minutes ago Like Tim 19 minutes ago Like 310 I'm batman Steve Tim dont encourage him!! 18 minutes ago Like Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are David you doing here? 18 minutes ago Like Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats. 17 minutes ago Like 32 David a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant wood lice. 17 minutes ago Like Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in Steve I swear to god guys 16 minutes ago Like 1 Tim I'm here to see Stu. 16 minutes ago Like Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control... DavidStu, do you know this guy? 16 minutes ago Like David 15 minutes ago Like Stu? Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did Tim you finally leave her? David 15 minutes ago Like Wait a second, are you two....? Tim 12 minutes ago Like 10 Yes... we're lovers. Seriously Tim fuck off! Steve 12 minutes ago . Like-D11 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out. 12 minutes ago Like David though... 11 minutes ago Like Doesn't really explain the Batman costume Tim Little b, and take it up with head office. 11 minutes ago Like Tim what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together 11 minutes ago Like Danny Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is knock knock 11 minutes ago Like 32 For heaven's sake, who is this now? David 10 minutes ago Like ffs dan please can I get back to my joke?? 10 minutes ago Like ArianeLOL loving this!!! 10 minutes ago Like 5 Danny and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's been.. a murder my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom 10 minutes ago Like 7 David 9 minutes ago Like Steve 9 minutes ago Like 45 Oh my God FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF! David me? 9 minutes ago Like But I dont understand, what do you want with Tim I'm batman! (little b) 9 minutes ago . Like . 11 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm Danny here for your Gaelic friend over there. 8 minutes ago Like you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the Steve lot of u 8 minutes ago Like TimIm likng where this is going...) 8 minutes ago Like DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife, Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW 7 minutes ago Like 13 Tim 7 minutes ago Like 2 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME 7 minutes ago Like1 Steve 7 minutes ago Like POW! Sriously you can all get fucked katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
Jokes Ever: Steve
 whose ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
 24 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry Comment Like
 7 people like this
 23 minutes ago Like
 23 minutes ago Like
 whose there?
 Irish Stu.
 23 minutes ago Like
 1
 David
 brings you round this way?
 23 minutes ago Like 4
 Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What
 David Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long
 as Sarah didnt kick you out of the house, ha ha!
 22 minutes ago Like
 DavidStu starts crying uncontrollably*
 22 minutes ago Like
 David
 kidding. What the hell happened?
 22 minutes ago Like 31
 Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, I was just
 Can we not do this again Dave I'm just trying
 Steve
 to tell a joke
 20 minutes ago Like
 Tim Knock Knock
 20 minutes ago Like 34
 David Wait a second, Stu, I think I hear someone at
 the door. Ill go get rid of them, I'm sure it's just a salesman...

 19
 minutes ago Like
 Hello, can I help you?
 David
 19 minutes ago
 Like
 Tim
 19 minutes ago Like 310
 I'm batman
 Steve
 Tim dont encourage him!!
 18 minutes ago Like
 Holy heck, it's the caped crusader! What are
 David
 you doing here?
 18 minutes ago Like
 Tim I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a
 little 'b. I'm here to get rid of your bats.
 17 minutes ago Like 32
 David
 a bat costume if you're only in pest control. I mean you dont
 see regular exterminators fumigate houses dressed like giant
 wood lice.
 17 minutes ago Like
 Oh, I see. Still, it seems weird you'd show up in
 Steve
 I swear to god guys
 16 minutes ago Like 1
 Tim
 I'm here to see Stu.
 16 minutes ago Like
 Alright, you've got me, I'm not in pest control...
 DavidStu, do you know this guy?
 16 minutes ago Like
 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Stu?
 Why are you crying, Stu? Did you do it? Did
 Tim
 you finally leave her?

 David
 15 minutes ago Like
 Wait a second, are you two....?
 Tim
 12 minutes ago Like 10
 Yes... we're lovers.
 Seriously Tim fuck off!
 Steve
 12 minutes ago . Like-D11
 David Well, that explains why Sarah kicked you out.
 12 minutes ago Like
 David
 though...
 11 minutes ago Like
 Doesn't really explain the Batman costume
 Tim Little b, and take it up with head office.
 11 minutes ago Like
 Tim
 what we wanted. With Sarah gone we can finally be together
 11 minutes ago Like
 Danny
 Stu I know you're hurting right now but this is
 knock knock
 11 minutes ago Like 32
 For heaven's sake, who is this now?
 David
 10 minutes ago Like
 ffs dan please can I get back to my joke??
 10 minutes ago Like
 ArianeLOL loving this!!!
 10 minutes ago Like 5
 Danny
 and I'm investigating a very serious matter. You see there's
 been.. a murder
 my name is Detective Inspector Hardbottom

 10 minutes ago Like 7
 David
 9 minutes ago Like
 Steve
 9 minutes ago Like 45
 Oh my God
 FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!
 David
 me?
 9 minutes ago Like
 But I dont understand, what do you want with
 Tim I'm batman! (little b)
 9 minutes ago . Like . 11
 I'm not here for you or batman (little b) I'm
 Danny
 here for your Gaelic friend over there.
 8 minutes ago Like
 you dont stop right now i'm unfreinding the
 Steve
 lot of u
 8 minutes ago Like
 TimIm likng where this is going...)
 8 minutes ago Like
 DannyStuart please put your hands where I can see
 them, I'm booking you for the bloody murder of your wife,
 Sarah. In other words... IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
 7 minutes ago Like 13
 Tim
 7 minutes ago Like 2
 David TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME
 7 minutes ago Like1
 Steve
 7 minutes ago Like
 POW!
 Sriously you can all get fucked
katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever....

Jokes Ever: 25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever. 1. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. 2. Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem. 3. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. 4. Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" Nope, I'm a person. 5. A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions, does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They spend the night laughing and having a good time. 6. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients. 7. What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut. 8. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 9. A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles. 10. I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" 11. A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car. They were carpooling to work to save on gas. 12. A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart. 13. I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. 14. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. 15. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 16. Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her attractive, and now their marriage is in trouble. 17. Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because Baseball and Soccer are much more popular sports in Mexico. 18. What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. 19. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. except for the duck. 20. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer. 21. What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot. 22. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead. 23. Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall? I don't know. I'm asking you the question. 24. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 25. Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker? She has dementia. FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM Some Anti Jokes for youomg-humor.tumblr.com
Jokes Ever: 25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever.
 1. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they
 spotted the potential danger in the situation.
 2. Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is
 a serious problem.
 3. How do you confuse a blonde?
 Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
 4. Ask me if I am an orange.
 "Are you an orange?"
 Nope, I'm a person.
 5. A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric,
 having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions,
 does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They
 spend the night laughing and having a good time.
 6. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?
 He uses the finest ingredients.
 7. What do you call a black man on the moon?
 An astronaut.
 8. What's red and smells like blue paint?
 Red paint.
 9. A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The
 bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware
 he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins
 to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just
 ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he
 realizes his marriage is in shambles.
 10. I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he
 kicked the bucket. He said,
 "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
 11. A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car. They were
 carpooling to work to save on gas.
 12. A man walks in to a bar.
 His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
 13. I like my coffee like my women.
 Without a penis.
 14. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go
 by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because
 owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird
 of prey.
 15. What's red and bad for your teeth?
 A brick.
 16. Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her
 attractive, and now their marriage is in trouble.
 17. Why didn't Jesus play hockey?
 Because Baseball and Soccer are much more popular sports in
 Mexico.
 18. What's green and has wheels?
 Grass, I lied about the wheels.
 19. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
 They both have handlebars. except for the duck.
 20. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
 Neither of them is a police officer.
 21. What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
 A pilot.
 22. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
 Because she's dead.
 23. Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall?
 I don't know. I'm asking you the question.
 24. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical
 question?
 25. Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
 She has dementia.
 FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM
Some Anti Jokes for youomg-humor.tumblr.com

Some Anti Jokes for youomg-humor.tumblr.com