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jam: schwulistcoool: catchymemes: Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam Oh my fucking god
jam: schwulistcoool:
catchymemes:

Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam


Oh my fucking god

schwulistcoool: catchymemes: Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam Oh my fucking god

jam: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can鈥檛 push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you鈥檙e like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It鈥檚 small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It鈥檚 so simple but the door does not move. You can鈥檛 see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can鈥檛 recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That鈥檚 why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I鈥檝e unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn鈥檛 budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I鈥檓 home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you鈥檙e not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?聽聽 Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it鈥檚 one of the reasons they have axes; it鈥檚 entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don鈥檛 fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
jam: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can鈥檛 push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you鈥檙e like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It鈥檚 small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It鈥檚 so simple but the door does not move. 
You can鈥檛 see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can鈥檛 recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That鈥檚 why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I鈥檝e unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn鈥檛 budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I鈥檓 home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you鈥檙e not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?聽聽

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it鈥檚 one of the reasons they have axes; it鈥檚 entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don鈥檛 fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators...

jam: engage-with-zorp: this next one鈥檚 a slow jam
jam: engage-with-zorp:
this next one鈥檚 a slow jam

engage-with-zorp: this next one鈥檚 a slow jam

jam: jam-art: inuyasha doodle-boo i should rewatch this anime
jam: jam-art:
inuyasha doodle-boo
i should rewatch this anime

jam-art: inuyasha doodle-boo i should rewatch this anime

jam: hu by Tami feminismandmedia: fairyofsomething: affinityforthestars: jumpingjacktrash: curlicuecal: uluhlynx: sweet-saccharin: if this ain鈥檛 the most beautiful mermaid you鈥檝e ever seen鈥 He looks so happy 10/10 a good mermaid the mermaid of happiness Reblog to have good and warm feelings ;w; <3 I think he鈥檚 actually from the Merby group. It鈥檚 a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website 鈥渨orks diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.鈥 They also currently have applications open for new merbys! Aside from it going to a great cause, it鈥檚 also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! Oh and they鈥檙e also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: 鈥淚nclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time 鈥 that鈥檚 who we are.聽Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant 鈥 it鈥檚 the beard inside that matters most.鈥
jam: hu by Tami
feminismandmedia:

fairyofsomething:

affinityforthestars:

jumpingjacktrash:

curlicuecal:

uluhlynx:

sweet-saccharin:
if this ain鈥檛 the most beautiful mermaid you鈥檝e ever seen鈥

He looks so happy


10/10 a good mermaid

the mermaid of happiness


Reblog to have good and warm feelings

;w; <3

I think he鈥檚 actually from the Merby group. It鈥檚 a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. 
This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. 
Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website  鈥渨orks diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.鈥
They also currently have applications open for new merbys!
Aside from it going to a great cause, it鈥檚 also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! 
Oh and they鈥檙e also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: 
鈥淚nclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time 鈥 that鈥檚 who we are.聽Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant 鈥 it鈥檚 the beard inside that matters most.鈥

feminismandmedia: fairyofsomething: affinityforthestars: jumpingjacktrash: curlicuecal: uluhlynx: sweet-saccharin: if this ain鈥檛 th...

jam: paddy-jam: I鈥檓 sure someone already made this at this point but鈥 I don鈥檛 care.
jam: paddy-jam:
I鈥檓 sure someone already made this at this point but鈥
I don鈥檛 care.

paddy-jam: I鈥檓 sure someone already made this at this point but鈥 I don鈥檛 care.

jam: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much
jam: writing-prompt-s
 A dating service where matching is based
 people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
 You go on a date with a writer.
 endreams-s
 Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
 someone, how would you do it?
 Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a
 heart attack.
 Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks
 in a breath* ok
 fangoddess817
 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
 potentially stab someone in the guts
 Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
 Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
 December C) Baby
 infinityonthot
 A++ addition
 tetsuskitten
 Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene
 they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would
 actually work?
 Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and
 leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
 coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
 tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
 I LOVE THIS
 vmohlere
 Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
 laziestofthedreamers
 I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
 the author know? Like are they aware that their
 significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
 that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be
 even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like
 how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
 gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
 novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
 or something so it's completely normal for them to
 come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
 here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
 from a long day at work.
 Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
 to get their first book published, with loving support
 from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
 the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
 detective with the local police department has
 noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
 cases, including details that were never released to
 the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
 and convinces him that there's something to the
 theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
 out the author's home and is super convinced that
 the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
 anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
 day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
 So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
 author for creative murder schemes, the author
 being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
 finally the detective who is just so sure that the
 author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
 enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
 annieutimagines
 Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
 out so it gets sub what personal.
 "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
 serial killer."
 Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
I love this so much

I love this so much