🐣 25+ Best Memes About Ive

Friends, Ugly, and Date: 32m I've seen it with my own eyes, women are very shallow. I'm short, ugly, and broke so I dont date but my good looking friends get the hottest women and the most women. geee I wonder why t Vote tVoteReply 5m Have you considered that ther... 19m How many short, ugly, broke women have you asked out? 3Reply 8m why would I do that tVote 0 Reply

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this... this.. .black man in less than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home. Not now, not ever. I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. By Harold Toomey wwiao: my favourite thing ever 375,318 notes awesomacious: They had us in the first half

awesomacious: They had us in the first half

Life, Period, and Yeah: raddestbabe everyone's having their mid-life crises at like 19 olivertrees Plned Twest Alex Wyse se Jan 31 Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis. u/mixodes Yeah, this is big brain time. Its not a choice, its a life style

Its not a choice, its a life style

Dank, Life, and Memes: raddestbabe everyone's having their mid-life crises at like 19 olivertrees Plned Twest Alex Wyse se Jan 31 Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis. u/mixodes Yeah, this is big brain time. Its not a choice, its a life style by Mixodes MORE MEMES

Its not a choice, its a life style by Mixodes MORE MEMES

Life, Bear, and Time: Uh, I've done nothing to prepare for this situation, BEAR GRYLLS CCHCErs thebestoftumbling: me in life all the time

Abortion, Old, and How: Doc: it says ur here for an abortion, how far along are you? Woman: I'm 1200 weeks old, I've had enough @bonkors4memes

Best, Fuck, and Back: Yesterday at 11:22 PM Tell me about your paranormal experiences. You and 21 others 42 Comments Like Comment Send Iby multiple I've been omen 34.2k 120 Share Award BEST COMMENTS How lucky, i get ghosted by everyone Reply 569 Who you gonna call? 178 Doesn't matter, they won't call him back 346 Fuck... 109

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: You have no friends ME What are you talking about Every girl I've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed. srsfunny:I have so many friends!

srsfunny:I have so many friends!

Alive, Beautiful, and Target: sighinastorm: tree-of-blue-squirrel: weasley-detectives: i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour IT´S ALIVE beautiful example of the art of sequential photography

sighinastorm: tree-of-blue-squirrel: weasley-detectives: i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour IT´S ALIVE beautiful example of the ar...

Complex, Tumblr, and Virgin: I require a Virgin Sacrificej 0 "I've just watched the final three eps and found them to be complex and wholly satisfying. those who are dissatisfied are so because| they didn't get the end they wanted COD Perfect darthlampman: Olenna knows a fool when she sees one

darthlampman: Olenna knows a fool when she sees one

Cum, Mood, and Music: 2 weeks ag melenasovietica The music was Soo jazzy..It's one of the most highest-class wanks I've ever had... didn't cum...I arrived Reply 1 A mood?

A mood?

Advil, Ass, and Fire: abdul @Advil 1h ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck. i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask 38 t 26 541 abdul @Advil omg it worked SERVICE O. 2 BROOKLINE Live out your dreams

Live out your dreams

Cum, Music, and MeIRL: 2 weeks ago melenasovietica The music was Soo jazzy...It's one of the most highest-class wanks I've ever had... didn't cum...I arrived Reply 1 meirl

meirl

Cum, Dank, and Memes: 2 weeks ago melenasovietica The music was Soo jazzy...It's one of the most highest-class wanks I've ever had... didn't cum...I arrived Reply 1 meirl by ed7hanbrg MORE MEMES

meirl by ed7hanbrg MORE MEMES

Advice, Best, and Sick: overheard someone say "you cannot heal in the same environment that made you sick" and that's probably some of the best advice i've heard in a while.

Doctor, News, and Thank You: C-SECTION COMICS IVE GOT GREAT NEWS! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN FOUR WEEKS! THE OTHER DOCTORS GAVE HER ONLY THREE WEEKS TO LIVE, BUT DID MY UNGRATEFUL PATIENT SHARE MY ENTHUSIASM? NOOOOO! C-SECTION COMICS CSECTIONCOMICS.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED O A thank you doctor would be nice

A thank you doctor would be nice

Crying, Tumblr, and Blog: Donut Operator ruby-white-rabbit: the-jackals: I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing *shpluurtch*

ruby-white-rabbit: the-jackals: I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing *shpluurtch*

Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41 Sean 4 days ago HOW YOU DOIBIPHY Hey Sean! X 3 days ago Hey yourself You know it was only last week said to my pal;'if a girl opened with a Friends quote I'd probably just marry her Oh shit, I better buy a dress! ORMAGIE COM GIPHY Should probably go out once or twice first. Just to keep everyone's parents happy Meh, fuck em Alright I like your attitude Good job really if we're getting married Tell me things What things would you like? I have much wisdom Top 5 facts about Sean Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must be rude and ask to continue this in the morrow if that's ok Request granted. But i want a further 5 facts 2 days ago Alright you ready? Born ready 11 have been in a coma for 2 days 2. I once played an astronaut in a Universal Studios show 3. I'll make you hate me via puns 4.I coach football. 5. I can make you laugh out loud wherever you are with one simple joke You go Excellent facts! Can you prove number 5 please? Oh shit I meant I have experienced a 2 day coma. Not the last 2 days Yes can. Why do flamingoes only lift one leg up when they stand? 1. I've never broken a bone 2. Even though I'm a strong independent woman. spiders and creepy crawlies in my house freak me tf out 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of nieces and nephews 4. My wit makes people either hate me or fall madly in love with me 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy Go on.... Yes i gathered thats what you meant about the coma hahah If they lifted both up they'd fall Over Ok that was pretty funny Considering proved my number 5,l'd like you to do the same Deal. Name the place and time Yesterday He got me there!

He got me there!

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: Porn star: Oh yeah, fuck me! The guy fucking her: I've been fucking for thirty minutes I can do this all day by cheesytanker MORE MEMES

I can do this all day by cheesytanker MORE MEMES

Fucking, Yeah, and Fuck: Porn star: Oh yeah, fuck me! The guy fucking her: I've been fucking for thirty minutes I can do this all day

I can do this all day

Beautiful, Friends, and Taken: I'm puppy sitting this weekend and she the most beautiful golden. Don't mind my dog in the background boredpanda.com My friends dog was running around outside in the cold and climbed back in the tent. This was his reacction to the sleeping bag. This is the best photo I've ever taken... it's all downhill from here follks! animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Boxing, Club, and Fight Club: jazbitch: c-ornsilk: Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I'VE EVER SEEN LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING Ladies fight club Womens rights

Womens rights

Tumblr, Blog, and Acting: G9GSGGOG9G xcathenny: intergalacticleg: rumpledspinster: Warming her tootsies. me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever he bake the beans

xcathenny: intergalacticleg: rumpledspinster: Warming her tootsies. me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever he bake the beans

Dank, Frick, and Memes: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH I have a kill streak of 20 DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? I'm not talking about the game YEZEN S Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Frick, The Game, and Game: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH I have a kill streak of 20 DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? I'm not talking about the game YEZEN S Oh frick oh frick what do we do

Oh frick oh frick what do we do

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Omg: jumpingjacktrash: avatar-dacia: thisisarebeljyn: fearwax: scootsenshi: 24-sa3t: comradeonion: powerofthestruggle: Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 this is an extremely important picture Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg He has a nice face No but the history behind this picture is really interesting The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture. It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like. But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike. I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing. Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash. always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

jumpingjacktrash: avatar-dacia: thisisarebeljyn: fearwax: scootsenshi: 24-sa3t: comradeonion: powerofthestruggle: Man eating rice, Ch...

Tumblr, Blog, and Search: 10:20 am l vodafone AU 4G 70% Search u/nancyxxu 10m I've never been successful at growing carrots...until today! They may not be pretty but they're mine. awesomacious: I found this to be so wholesome

awesomacious: I found this to be so wholesome

Introvert, Home, and Never: thom @athomaton I've never been able to safely say I'm an introvert or extrovert but I think I finally figured it out: I'm an introvert who's wildly attracted to extroverts and therefore masquerades as an extrovert in order to gain their graces but secretly I always want to go home and sleep me irl

me irl

Memes, Phone, and Verizon: My mom is just starting to learn what memes are and this is the most wholesome text I've ever received l Verizon o 100% 10:54 AM Mom Today 10:06 AM @BestMemes When you check your phone and see the text is from your daughter! Mother learns what memes are

Mother learns what memes are

Beer, Best Friend, and Facebook: 8 min. fa Anonymous 780854871 Long time since I've been here, just wanted to share a story. > be me 12 years old >had best friend, we used to do everything together since we were 3 years old he moves away without telling me >badfeelsman 4,8 kB JPG look him up on facebook randomly yesterday. He's on facebook. >I message him. he responds immediately he was literally looking me up on facebook at the same time for some reason we both moved out of our old home towns into the same city we both work in the same industry in going to meet him tomorrow for a beer. he just called me and we talked for a half hour on our lunch breaks turns out were still best friends. > feels good man Hope you guys are having a good day awesomacious: anons reunited

awesomacious: anons reunited

Crying, Dank, and Family: Claudinhal @claudiaesteves Guys...GUYSSSIneed to get my license ASAP,Iwas on the train back from stratford and this guy next to me got a phone call from his ex while my daughter was crying.... how can he say "I've told you stop calling me, I've got a family now, can you not hear my daughter crying" Wut.

Wut.

Omg, Taken, and The More You Know: powerofthestruggle Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg scootsenshi He has a nice face fearwax No but the history behind this picture is really interesting The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn't that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like. But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren't exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that's the pose he wanted to strike awesomacious: The more you know

awesomacious: The more you know

Apparently, Ash, and Bad: undercover-underdog For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop. There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom The rest refer to me as "Miss" They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.) Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn't get out when I told him to leave. About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc. I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I'm not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha) They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed. I'm fucking crying. spaffy-jimble Kindness begets kindness. orc-lady-unabi Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3 Source: undercover-underdog 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018 https://t.co/QszXk3PkGS

https://t.co/QszXk3PkGS

God, Hello, and Hype: rustpudding: hello guys! just finished cleaning this one up, still messy but this is the one i mentioned the other day about something ive been working on. its massive and im scared to color and finish it tbh but its going to be fun but very challenging. this is the whole van der linde gang enjoying tahiti in summer heat! OH MY GODHYPE

rustpudding: hello guys! just finished cleaning this one up, still messy but this is the one i mentioned the other day about something ive ...

Memes, Been, and 🤖: Oh! I think I've been poisoned by my constituents.

Memes, Been, and 🤖: Hannah @hannahmlplanet I'm looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact that I've been tired since 2010.

Iman, Clown, and Can: HEE HEE! YOUR CLOWN HANDS TICKLE! I'M PLACING THIS COLLECTORS EDITION DOWN HOMER'S PANTS! RADIOA IMAN UM.. KRUSTY? I'VE CAN HO TUUNK FOR Cursed

Cursed

Suffering, Com, and Sky: I'VE FOUND OTHERS BUT I FAILED TO I'VE WANDERED THIS ENDLESS DESERT UNDERSTAND THEM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER THE SKY HAS OPENED WILL THIS BE OMorudy Insto THE END OF MY CAUTION MOT SUFFERING? ve SEPHKO.CoM

Grandma, Love, and Too Much: Me: Don't cook too much I've already eaten Grandma: Ok love, just a snack Grandma: Can you relate?

Can you relate?

Muslim, Nike, and Sports: Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty This is horrible! I've been successfully using hijab as an excuse to avoid running for years Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis_ Nike introduces new line of sports hijab for Muslim female athletes en.vogue.me/culture/ nike-p... springinseptember: memeseverdie: Are they even allowed to compete in sports though? OK so here are just a few random pictures form the OLYMPICS.

springinseptember: memeseverdie: Are they even allowed to compete in sports though? OK so here are just a few random pictures form the OLYMP...

Happy, Amazing, and Never: one I've never felt like this around anyone before. And it feels amazing and scary, You make me really happy. https://iglovequotes.net

https://iglovequotes.net

Friends, Fucking, and Funny: Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo @acuthberto Follow If you've ever asked "but why don't I get a straight pride day?" Because this doesn't happen to you, that's why. DeCaux SUITSUPPLY FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT SUITSUPPLY CIND YOUR PERFECT EIT nope-not-straight: cuteandbrammatical: tranquilhawke: gahdamnpunk: THIS this was in the netherlands and there were also two at my local bus stop, its been the poster ive seen replaced the fastest :/ What’s funny is that the Netherlands is known as a super progressive and pro LGBTQ country (they were the first country to legalize gay marriage, pride here is a huge deal, and many of my friends deem it safe to be out), but even in my friend’s ultra-leftist neighborhood these posters were vandalized. It makes me so mad when people say “you don’t need more rights//you can marry, what else do you want//what oppression lol everyone is equal in the West :))))” because it’s so fucking ignorant and false. Exactly this.

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Dank, Been, and 🤖: I've had my name mispRonounced so many times l'm not totally SuRe I've been saying ir cORRectly

Life, Tumblr, and Control: DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE WEAK ENOV GH TO Fool THIS HAS NOTHING NOTHING TO TO WITH SHADOW LET SUADOW WEAVER CONTROL YOUA WEAVER FJi I UILL NOT IVE MY LIFE AS YOUR SECOND I Mo FJi SMAZK WHAT KLOWN FJi fujifingerz: ye but it’s Majin Catra~! WOOOHOOOO!! NICE!

fujifingerz: ye but it’s Majin Catra~! WOOOHOOOO!! NICE!

Snapchat, Gifs, and Mean: avery does that mean I have a chance? #FALLONTONIG --begin log-- day 344: still no human contact. its been.. hm... a very long time since ive experienced affection by another human being. Ive started painting rocks to keep me company, trying to desperately remember what it feels like to "cuddle"..i almost spoke with another homosapien, Avery I think it was.. alas she can only communicate through "gifs".... I will pack what little have and scope out her tribes territory; it seems to be known as "Snapchat". I will watch from afar.. alas, the search continues. --end log-- Today 22:38 YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SNAP THIS HARD Day 344

Day 344

Community, I Bet, and Phone: Donnie with the Tool @wimberlyOneTIME I called my mom out on her Homophobia last night. We got into a huge argument now she thinks I'm gay. Literally every-time I've called somebody out on their homophobia, they ask me am I gay. You don't have to be apart of the community to call out bigotry. That's y'all problem now 6:40 AM 12 May 18 boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone to another co-worker, and when he asked her to stop she said “oh I bet your black too” and he’s like nah I’m white, you’re just being awful and I’m hanging up It’s that easy When people think empathy w/o personal association or investment is strange, it’s because they have none. Seriously how has it become such a foreign concept nowadays to empathize with others even if you aren’t the one being affected by it?

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Iphone, Twitter, and Tweet: Tweet ΝΙΝΑ @cravethese i've had enough @honorised30m 10:31 PM 8/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 573 Retweets 1,755 Likes Tweet your reply Σ

Memes, Good, and Today: I might not be somebody's first choice, but I am a great choice. I may not be rich, but I am valuable. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not because I am good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past but I am proud of who I am today.

Songs, Irl, and Me IRL: Me listening to the same four songs on repeat that I've been listening to for the past year Me_irl

Me_irl

Love, Never, and Been: l'M IN LOVE WITH CITIES I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ANP PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET.

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