🐣 25+ Best Memes About Ive

Ive: echoinggoat: digitaldancin: realityremedy: ellieisnotoldyet: I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok. You would not believe how comforting this is. This is comforting and all dont get me wrong, but…Virgin teeth-

echoinggoat: digitaldancin: realityremedy: ellieisnotoldyet: I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolut...

Ive: electricterror: poedamerboned: mens-rights-activia: Gpomlaym (Gratuitous picture of me laughing at your mysery) why does this picture make me feel like ive just been poisoned after my wife of 10 years found out i was having an affair with the maid

electricterror: poedamerboned: mens-rights-activia: Gpomlaym (Gratuitous picture of me laughing at your mysery) why does this picture...

Ive: star-plasma: “I’m not heartless, I’ve just learned how to use my heart less.” I just finished watching the Witcher and of course I love Yennefer… (灬♥ω♥灬)

star-plasma: “I’m not heartless, I’ve just learned how to use my heart less.” I just finished watching the Witcher and of course I love...

Ive: Well, thats the fastest ive ever got a number

Well, thats the fastest ive ever got a number

Ive: COMMISSIONS! FLAT: E12 LINEART : £9 SKETCH: ES SHADED: E15 FLAT: £15 SHADED:£18 PAINT SHADING:+E4 ANOTHER CHARACTER?:+ES FLAT: £18 BACKGROUNO? : +£9-£14 SHADED:£2) WILL DRAW: -Ocs/fan characters Furry vww - Fanart [for homestuckfhiveswap, Invader Zim, sonic, danganronpa monster prom, ask about anything else] DEPENDS: - Gore - NsfW - Robotic stuft | WILL NOT DRAW: - Real people [without consent] - Pedophilia -Abuse -Incest (DRAW THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMAT | RESERVE TH E RIGHT TO NOT p-666t: p-666t: updated my commission info! they’re currently open [i’m broke lol] and there’s 5 slots open so if you’re interested just drop me a message Heyo ive opened commissions again for a brief time! I have 4 commission slots left, and if anyones interested just drop me a message!

p-666t: p-666t: updated my commission info! they’re currently open [i’m broke lol] and there’s 5 slots open so if you’re interested jus...

Ive: YOU MATCHED WITH Good news. I've never been with a Russian girl, and I love puns. What do you say quit Stalin, and Russian to things? Holy mother of god I think I'm in love. finding it hard to Putin words? I'm lenin towards asking you to netflix and chill Should I Trotsky on over? As long as you don't arrive 15 minutes late with tsarbucks Wouldn't that get me extra Marx? AND SO I PUTINIFIED HER Russian love my friends

Russian love my friends

Ive: What made you cancel Disney+? Please select all that apply. I can't use Disney+ on the device I want Price I couldn't find anything to watch I've watched everything I want to watch Technical problem I had issues downloading I had difficulty navigating Disney+ Recently discovered internet pornography. I will be watching that from now on. Other SUBMIT Upgrades, people: Upgrades. Next upgrade ‘Hentai’ by tarun272003 MORE MEMES

Next upgrade ‘Hentai’ by tarun272003 MORE MEMES

Ive: NOT THAT WHEEL JESUS TO CT 6559 THE STEERING WHEEL cityofdespair9 This is the funniest thing ive ever seen Source: funnypicsdept

Ive: Chad Johnson O @ochocinco · 25m God I've seen what you've done for others NowThis O @nowthisne... · 25 Apr NOW THIS This woman ordered a yoga mat but ended up with $400,000 worth of drugs instead NOW THIS Mei ard Meri O 28 1,262 563 SOURCE: WJZY FOOTAGE: York County Drug Enforcement Onit blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Memes

blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Memes

Ive: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON MUM, THERE'Ss A MONSTER UNDER MY BED! IT'S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN WHY DO YOU HATE ME, BROTHER That face thought.

That face thought.

Ive: YoU DRINK TOO MUCH, YOU CUSS TOO MUCH, YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. YOU'RE ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IN A FRIEND Truth Cookie.

Truth Cookie.

Ive: HBCU Confessions @HBCUfes... · 21m v I've been fucking one of my professors now for 2 years now. Recently, I've found out that I'm pregnant with his baby and so is his wife. I don't wanna have to tell HBCU CONFESSIONS her to abort it but.... -Howard D 93 ♡ 152 27 16 Renée @cloutsbandzz Replying to @HBCUfessions tell HER? not you, the mistress. but her, the wife The unmitigated audacity

The unmitigated audacity

Ive: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators...

Ive: madejsbian '20 the Peak Performance feathery wings instead of arms • those Auffy moth antennas large sharp ta lons • hone SHy bvilt like a giant bird the Nightmare Fuel grosser + more of an 'actual cnyptid four limbs w| talons giant mange-y wings Could get rabi es madejsbian '20 the Moth, the Man, the Legend • based on the Statue in WV (W/ the ass) body most like an actual humaniod · and a body builder at that ·more moth-like wings madejsbian '20 the Friendly Neighborhood Cryptid madejsbian '20 Simplest design • "what breed is he?™ "just a litte boy" • back to the bird-like wings probably the Size of 'an owl the "Most Likely to Be at Your Porch Light" •more moth than man · actual moth wings · Six (6) limbs just like 'mo st bug I know • would either be moth-sized or man- Sized (you decide) madejsbian '20 madejsbian: ive gotten a ton of asks requesting i draw more mothman so here’s some mothmen (based on the most popular designs he’s drawn as)  click for hq

madejsbian: ive gotten a ton of asks requesting i draw more mothman so here’s some mothmen (based on the most popular designs he’s drawn...

Ive: I'VE TAKEN A CONTROVERSIAL NEW PILL THAT ACCELERATES MY BRAIN. SO YOU'RE SMART Now? I'M STUPID FASTER. SHENCOMIX.COM Whoa…

Whoa…

Ive: Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes is the best thing I've seen in a while: Lol

Lol

Ive: 25 © 3 kilometer(s) away Always thought you'd have to be really stupid to fall for a clowns cream pie to the face trick, until I realized I've been getting creampied by clowns for years Note to self: become a clown

Note to self: become a clown

Ive: Spoiler alert, season two is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself Just like Jeffery Epstein. LID [ Crowd booing] Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!

Ive: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman: plague-sprite: This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class. i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

Ive: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman: plague-sprite: This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class. i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

novelty-gift-ideas: Fish Zipper Pouch

Ive: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Ive: Y'KNOW, BOYS, I'VE BEEN THINKING... WE OUGHTA STOP WITH ALL THIS TORTURE AND ETERNAL PAIN - IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT! I KNEW BUYING HIM THAT PUPPY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY WAS A BAD IDEA! OADMIRALWONDERBOAT Puppy <3 can change anyone

Puppy <3 can change anyone

Ive: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to wvorry about I go on airplanes first drinking and driving I don't have to do my My electric bill's lower than yours Tride the train for half fare. Own lawn Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've I don't have to watch somebody age ever been with is a 10 You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's howI know people. It's very cool that way. reddit awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

Ive: LUNA, LET'S DO SOMETHING HAPPY, NO..MASTER.PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.. MIND CONTROL! NOW, IT'S TIME TO PURSUIT THE PLEASURE. YES, MASTER. PLAYING CATCH IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME. GOOD THROW, LUNA! НЕУ! BEWAREI 13 PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR WAY HERE! MIND REAVER'S DUNGEON! ARE YOU HAPPY, LUNA? YES, I AM. ROAMING THROUGH THE DARK FOREST ON THE BACK OF THE LUCID NIGHTMARE. THAT'S ENOUGH! MASTER, STOP DISTURBING ME AND TAKING ME OUT! I'M TRYING TO STUDY! IT TOOK.ME SO.LONG TO LEARN HOW TOREADI DON'T SAY THAT. THERE'S SO MUCH TIME TO STUDY BUT CHILDHOOD ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE. I WANT TO ENTER THE WITCHCRAFT SCHOOL IN THE FUTURE. I NEED TO STUDY HARDER! HOW AMBITIOUS! I'LL HAVE TO START SAVING NOW. I'VE SPENT ALL MY SAVINGS TO BUY THE DUNGEON.. @eddlai608 Something happy[OC]

Something happy[OC]

Ive: TOO TIGHT. revolver-d: Gold with skin-tight suit that I’ve never uploaded here.… I just wanted tot draw her backside view lol

revolver-d: Gold with skin-tight suit that I’ve never uploaded here.… I just wanted tot draw her backside view lol

Ive: SCO.. I THINK YOU'RE THE NICEST GUY I'VE EVER DATED. Sigh THAT'S KIND OF SAD. meirl

meirl

Ive: l Verizon LTE 10:13 PM 44% Madison Today What's your favorite movie? Brother Bear That's SUCH a good movie so underrated You? A Haunted House My house is haunted Ive never seen the ghost But my roommates always say they hear moaning and banging and rattling wait a second.. Don't believe in ghosts? I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're making a sex joke Ohhhhh i get it We could pull a prank on my roommates Theyll think they're hearing the ghost! Delivered aa Sounds like a fun prank P Report Your message GIF My first attempt went pretty well, might have to follow through

My first attempt went pretty well, might have to follow through

Ive: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Ive: I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE LIKE I LOVE YOU. PLEASE NEVER LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Ive: Stephen Aguilar @stephenaguilar I've found the master plan of every academic! #AcademicChatter #phdchat Start new Get new idea project Tell Finish project everyone 1:33 PM · 2019-12-22 · Twitter for iPhone

Ive: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Ive: Man accused of exposing himself at public pool: abc7.ws/2SHBQJT DM DANK MEMEOCOGY bradlee @holyfag I've never seen someone look so young yet so old, so feminine yet so masculine, so pretty yet so ugly. i'm truly disturbed awesomesthesia: The fuck?!?!

awesomesthesia: The fuck?!?!

Ive: Aol.com @lukasbattle I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling "what are you? Ive never seen one like you?" and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I'm speechless

Ive: Which reminds me of a weird British developer who had a: #define whilst while in his global header file. 1 51 commonslav • 8h #define colour color 27 kЗу3 - 4h He was using whilst loops? That's one of the greatest things I've ever seen o ↑ 17 Whilst

Whilst

Ive: 66 When I see you, the world. It stops and all that exists for me, is you and my eyes staring at you. There's nothing else. No noise, no other people, no thoughts or worries, no yesterday, no tomorrow. The world just stops and it's a beautiful place and there's only you. Just you. And my eyes staring at you. When you're gone, the world starts again and I don't like it as much. I can live in it, but I don't like it. I just walk around in it, and wait to see you again and wait for it to stop again. I love it when it stops. It's the best thing I've ever known or ever felt, the best thing, and that, is why I stare at you. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Ive: Sshun! sshun Santen dreaity lightningrei: wanted to draw my orihime redesign again because ive really been vibing with it

lightningrei: wanted to draw my orihime redesign again because ive really been vibing with it

Ive: (stay back! I'll eat it! T s WHAT ARE you DOING this wasn't ya, my best idea.. Thinn?. oh...) Kagome! Do yo whathe Know this mears? Are you gona tell me I'm half dermon No, cuż that's obvious, like you now I was gonna sey.. you're the dumbest human ive ever met. lightningrei: i was chillin in the inuyasha discord and took part in making an au… cant believe this, havent even finished the series yetanyways here doodles

lightningrei: i was chillin in the inuyasha discord and took part in making an au… cant believe this, havent even finished the series ye...

Ive: Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Not me… Asking for a friend

Not me… Asking for a friend

Ive: I notes reblog why is skyrim so addicting i've been playing for like 2 hours sdfkaj i need a life rbo nite why is skyrim so addicting i've been playing for like 2 hours sdfkaj i need a life like 2 hours SEE THOSE GUYS, CLARENCE? CASUALS, ALL OF THEM. VIA 9GAG.COM skyrim

skyrim

Ive: Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 I like this. A lot. Hogwarts Logic @HogwartsLogic Harry Potter characters as @AnnaKendrick47 's tweets harry: lts cute how T used to think this "barely-holding-it-together" feeling was temporary ron: Sometimes I think "I need to think before l speak" and then other times I think "l shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever hermione: I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day draco: For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole neville: My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management. ginny: "You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now is as close as l get to saying l love you luna: When *l* played Barbie, I stripped her naked and melted her with matches voldemort: My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing...God, what is that thing called... other people. dumbledore: If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am? snape: Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I've been in training my whole cozcat: cedric:

cozcat: cedric:

Ive: nope @LiINasX this is when i knew GAY TEST If you see two people dancing, I've got bad news for you... 6:23 PM · 10/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone 10.9K Retweets 99K Likes

Ive: Me: *Calls my mom after not hearing from her for a month* My mom: About time you called, I've been worried about you, we never talk anymore Me: Phones work both ways... My mom: Listen here, you little shit I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.

I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.

Ive: I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU.. GRRRR! CAUGHT IN THIS DISGUSTING SPELL? JUST KILL ME! YOU THINK I'M GONNA SAY THAT? I'M ACTUALLY, A WEREWOLF, HAHA! TYING LIKE THIS IS JUST TOO EASY FOR ME TO GET... ERM? IT DIDN'T BREAK?! HOW COME. I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE. .THE WEREWOLF GIRL FROM THE GLOOMY FOREST. I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH AND KNOWN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF.. ITS LEATHER MAIL SPECIALLY MADE FOR WEREWOLVES. HIGHLY FLEXIBLE, NEXT-TO-SKIN AND UNBREAKABLE WHEN SHAPE SHIFTING. WHAT? TENTACLES... BECAME CLOTHING? IT'S MY FIRST-MEETING GIFT FOR NEIGHBORS. ОННН, TH-THANK YOU. I'VE MOVED HERE RECENTLY WITH MY PUPIL. WE LIVE IN THE DUNGEON NEXT TO THE FOREST. IT'S.REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU- @eddlai608 JUST KILL ME[OC]

JUST KILL ME[OC]

Ive: Lenis Today at 7:22 PM Rat Today at 7:29 PM he ate a hotdog Snapinator Today at 7:37 PM moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: this is the best emoji ive ever added to a server more colors have joined in lots of people were asking about downloading these so i whipped up a folder for yall original worm can be found on this post by it’s original creator @kumatora you can download the extra colors here go ham

moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: moonpaw: this is the best emoji ive ever added to a server more colors have joined in lots of p...

Ive: *World war 3 starts* Console players: Wait, we don't get aim assist? PC players: So I can't just point and click? VR players: I've been looking forward to this. meirl

meirl

Ive: 4 kilmeters away I've sailed around the world and found a shortcut. I go to Spain to chase the bulls. I gave my Parents "the talk". I make onions cry. I can speak braille. I have my cake and eat it too. It's me who has the cat's tongue. I've pulled a hat out of a rabbit. I can kill two stones with one bird. I have taught an old dog several new tricks. I tell Simon what to do. I cut knives with butter. I'm the reason Waldo is hiding. And thanks to me, the Virgin Islands are now just Islands. I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

Ive: I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande next week on mythbusters

Ive: NE UGE ll 21%| 11:47 Aubrey Friday 10:13 PM Do you collect silverware? Friday 10:56 PM not on purpose? Darn Today 11:25 PM I mean I don't not collect silverware I'm just a little confused about why you're asking Today 11:43 PM Well because I've started a small collection. Here's what I have so far: All I need is a little spoon. You know where I might find myself a little spoon? Ohh you know, I might know where to find one Type a message... GIF II Cool guy😎

Cool guy😎

Ive: when ur man choking you & you lowkey like it, but then he whisper "I've dealt with your shit for too long" Now she’s sleeping with her eyes open by RJLPDash MORE MEMES

Now she’s sleeping with her eyes open by RJLPDash MORE MEMES

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