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Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99
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Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper 

$54.99

novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99

Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99
Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: novelty-gift-ideas:

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper 

$54.99

novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99

Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99
Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: novelty-gift-ideas:

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper 

$54.99

novelty-gift-ideas: Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper  $54.99

Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Children: taylor @taylor_welker Would like to purchase this to see what all the fuss is about AT&T LT 611 PM amazon prime R9920 47 Sol Coastal Wonderful, except... A fun way to ruin a weekend and The Beach Behemoth Giant inflatable 12-Foot Pole-to- By Zia Aud on December 31, 2017 Do not inflate in your living room....Or anywhere that has a door between you and where you want blow 100 bucks. Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018 We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the the ball to be. 289 people found this helpful wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability. Read less Report Helpful Not Helpful Five Stars By Amazon Customer on February 16, 2018 o ooo00 Verified Purchase $95% This thing will single handedly destroy a third world country with hilarity. Buy one. prime .
Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Children: taylor
 @taylor_welker
 Would like to purchase this to see
 what all the fuss is about
 AT&T LT
 611 PM
 amazon
 prime
 R9920 47
 Sol Coastal
 Wonderful, except...
 A fun way to ruin a weekend and
 The Beach Behemoth Giant inflatable 12-Foot Pole-to-
 By Zia Aud on December 31, 2017
 Do not inflate in your living room....Or anywhere
 that has a door between you and where you want
 blow 100 bucks.
 Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal
 By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
 We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2
 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for
 about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the
 the ball to be.
 289 people found this helpful
 wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the
 beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything
 in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant
 inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles.
 Grown men were knocked down trying to save
 their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it
 rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we
 had to stop running after it because its path of
 injury and destruction was going to cost us a
 fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still
 be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida
 panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is
 something to be said about its durability.
 Read less
 Report
 Helpful
 Not Helpful
 Five Stars
 By Amazon Customer on February 16, 2018
 o ooo00
 Verified Purchase
 $95%
 This thing will single handedly destroy a third
 world country with hilarity. Buy one.
 prime
.

.

Another One, Bad, and Barbie: er er KINDER SURPRISE 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1 1.17 KS GIRLS 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL 1.17 bizarre-transmission: findingfeather: wetwareproblem: thoughts-of-an-x-factor: ohgressfuriosa: castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs. So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.” I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry. And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs. This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it. Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers. I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.” Confetti. The fucking confetti. It barely covered 5% of the image. Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.” I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.” This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids. So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well… in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer. Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society Fuck everything. My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this. I wonder how much of the “mothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to “when a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.” A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do “girl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. It’s really sad either way. But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is “I’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said “princess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be “you know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
Another One, Bad, and Barbie: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the “mothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to “when a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do “girl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is “I’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said “princess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be “you know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.

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Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: icosmos10: laughingsquid: Ingenious Shower Liner With Inflatable Spikes That Force a Person Out of the Shower After 4 Minutes This still couldn’t get me out
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laughingsquid:

Ingenious Shower Liner With Inflatable Spikes That Force a Person Out of the Shower After 4 Minutes

This still couldn’t get me out

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Memes, Beach, and Tube: LAD BIBL E When the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man takes a trip to the beach 😂😂 (FB-Nicolás Milani)
Memes, Beach, and Tube: LAD
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When the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man takes a trip to the beach 😂😂 (FB-Nicolás Milani)

When the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man takes a trip to the beach 😂😂 (FB-Nicolás Milani)

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man
Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas:

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man
Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas:

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man
Tumblr, Blog, and Tube: novelty-gift-ideas:

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

novelty-gift-ideas: Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Tumblr, Blog, and Hell: fakehistory: Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. I’m not a historian)
Tumblr, Blog, and Hell: fakehistory:

Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. I’m not a historian)

fakehistory: Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. I’m not a historia...

Hell, Salem, and Witch: Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. Im not a historian)
Hell, Salem, and Witch: Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. Im not a historian)

Salem Witch creates inflatable device to prevent drowning (1632 or whenever the hell the Witch Trials were. Im not a historian)

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….
Christmas, Love, and Party: awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited stock units….

awesomage:REMOTE CONTROL FLYING SHARK It can fly throw the air and move like a real fishEverybody love it, young and oldORDER NOW! Limited s...

Halloween, Heart, and Cat: For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack.
Halloween, Heart, and Cat: For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack.

For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning....