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Use classes you
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that sign won't Stop ine
because I can't read
Using an Object-Oriented Language for the first time
Using an Object-Oriented Language for the first time
Bad, Cum, and Ikea: 19"
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If you want to know what I think of the rug, Pll tell you. It's fine.
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It's a rugl It's ine. That's the level of passion that a rug warrants.
It doesn'tve al
but It doesn't make me angry.
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It's a rug. It doesn't smell bad. It's flat, It's blue, it goes on the floor.
It doesn't make me cum, but It's fine.
It's not coated with AIDS and It's not a
nether-place.
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srsfunny:Just Went To Ikea For The First Time Ever With My Wife, About 7 Hours Of This
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Clock, Sex, and Tumblr: INE TEN SELLS LONDON BREWERS SINCE 1666
congenitaldisease:
The Ten Bells is a historic pub located at the corner of
Commercial Street and Fournier Street in London. Itβs most likely most notable
for its association with infamous serial killer, Jack the Ripper. Two victims
of this elusive killer, Annie Chapman and Mary Jane Kelly, were frequent guests
of the pub. The two sex-workers would often pick up clients outside the Ten
Bells.
On the evening of 7 September, 1888, Annie finished off her
drink and walked out into the chilly winter air. Little did she know, she would
be Jack the Ripperβs next victim. The following morning, her bloody and
mutilated body was discovered on Haybury Street.
Itβs no surprise that there is a plethora of paranormal
activity reported from the Ten Bells. Staff and guests alike have recalled
seeing an elderly man clad in Victorian-era clothing loitering around the pub before
disappearing, seemingly into thin air. Ohers have reported that when the clock strikes midnight on 31
December, a shadowy figure can be seen jumping from Westminster Bridge. This
shadowy figure is said to be Jack the Ripper himself.
congenitaldisease: The Ten Bells is a historic pub located at the corner of Commercial Street and Fournier Street in London. Itβs most likel...
Journey, Love, and Games: INE 25TO ULY2
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My mom became world swimming champion at the world transplant games after almost losing her in 2014, what a journey, show her some love
My mom became world swimming champion at the world transplant games after almost losing her in 2014, what a journey, show her some love
Club, Skyrim, and Tumblr: The Glder Serolls
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laughoutloud-club:
Oh skyrim
laughoutloud-club: Oh skyrim
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: You used so much oil
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rage-comics-base:
Classic Gordon Ramsey.
rage-comics-base: Classic Gordon Ramsey.
![Ass, England, and Horses: capsbum Follow
4ft 8.5"
Why 4 FEET 8.5 Inches is Very Important
Fascinating Stut
Railroad Tracks
The U.S Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5
inches
That's an exceedingly odd number
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they buit them in England, and Engish expatriates
designed the U.S. Railroads.
Why did the Engish buid them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who buit the pre-
railroad tramways, and thats the gauge they used
Why did they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same igs and tools that
they had used for buiding wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular Odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on
some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of
he wheel ruts.
So, who buit those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome buit the first long distance roads in Europe (including England
for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match
for fear
of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were al alke in the
matter of wheel spacing
Therefore, the Unted States standard rairoad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is
derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot
In other words, bureaucracies lve forever
So the next time you are handed a specfication, procedure, or process, and
wonder, "What horse's ass came up with this?
you may be exactly right
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate
he rear ends of two war horses.
Now the twist to the story
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that
there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank
These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs
The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah
The engineers who designed the SRES WOuld have preferred to make them a
bit larger
but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site
The rairoad ine from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the
mountains
and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel
The tunnel is sightly wider than the railroad track, and the ralroad track, as
you now know
is about as wide as two horses behinds
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature
of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was
determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.
And you thought being a horse's ass wasnt importanti
Now you know Horses' Asses control almost everything
Explains a whole lot of stut, doesn't it?
djrichiecee
This is the single most mind blowing fact I've read on tunbr, every day is a
school day-thank you
Nice history lesson
My daughler and I were just discussing this very subject
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