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Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories
Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing
 You never see the Dad
 They are moving (to a smaller house no less
 The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box
 -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures
 -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees)
 None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead
 figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's
 negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much
 of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which
 explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making
 toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion
 To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica
 invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl
 Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets
 sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom.
 The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior
 knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they
 drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car
 waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka
 uses children to make candy
 There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0
 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a
 lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could
 have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin
 actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie
 itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some
 Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just
 some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous
 civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered
 parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking
 it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead
 celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc?
 Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog
 and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the
 villains in the show are just normal people, but to a
 little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in
 the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too
 old to take him outside for walks, he only knows
 what's around his immediate property, and everything
 beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
 Game begins with
 curtain opening
 shadows on
 Blocks bolted to
 more shadows
 on skyline
 Exit stage right;
 end of set
 Platforms hanging La
 from roof, sticking
 out through slots in
 backdrop running
 via hidden machines
 behind set
 Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened
 It was all just a stage show. A play
 Mario was never once in any real danger
 You were merely the audience
lolzandtrollz:

Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

Dad, Family, and Fresh: leftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this What monster?
Dad, Family, and Fresh: leftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
What monster?

What monster?

Beautiful, Fucking, and Nerd: ooo Verizon 4:15 PM lol1759 uziFee BuzzFeed Video Video Just now e These People Destroyed Their Mean Nicknames And It's Beautiful REKKe 8 Likes 3 Comments Like Comment Share equestrianrepublican Trekkie isn't... An insult. TS in-the-garage I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason other than liking star trek. equestrianrepublican How does that work? ..000 Verizon 4:16 PM lol1759 in-the-garage I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason other than liking star trek. equestrianrepublican How does that work? TS in-the-garage Well, if someone calls someone a space cadet, you understand that they don't mean that the person is fit to be an astronaut? l only use this example to establish that you can use something that isn't technically an insult as an insult. Further, it (can be) dehumanizing. As if you aren't really a person, you're just a trekkie. They aren't using your given name, you're just boiled down to being some stereotypical nerd, geek, dweeb, lonely basement-dwelling virgin Bonus points if the person knows that you don't even like Star Trek, because not only are you being stereotyped and dehumanized, the person is going out of their way to intentionally mischaracterize who you are It's really not much different than being called a Nazi, because in doing so, a person doesn't mean you share the political views of the Nationalist Socialist party in 1930s-1940s. They mean you're a racist, bigoted, anti-semite fascist etc. <p><a href="http://birepublicangirl.tumblr.com/post/155273640471/bihispanicconservative-the-cringe-channel" class="tumblr_blog">birepublicangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/155273428071/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bihispanicconservative.tumblr.com/post/155272510814/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">bihispanicconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-cringe-channel.tumblr.com/post/155263302784/its-really-not-much-different-than-being-called" class="tumblr_blog">the-cringe-channel</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p>“it’s really not much different than being called a nazi”</p></blockquote><p>it’s january the first and i’m calling it, i’m gonna fucking call it</p><p>this is the biggest reach of 2017</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mQUBKta2DAlFsUI_dh5GKcQ">@equestrianrepublican</a></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdZY9BF9xnHbu_6CS4XFRlA">@hale-hortler</a> have you been watching the star treks again son?</blockquote> <p>What the actual fuck???</p></blockquote> <p>Bahahaha bro I hoped you stretched before that reach.</p>
Beautiful, Fucking, and Nerd: ooo Verizon
 4:15 PM
 lol1759
 uziFee BuzzFeed Video
 Video Just now e
 These People Destroyed Their Mean Nicknames And It's
 Beautiful
 REKKe
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 equestrianrepublican
 Trekkie isn't... An insult.
 TS
 in-the-garage
 I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason
 other than liking star trek.
 equestrianrepublican
 How does that work?

 ..000 Verizon
 4:16 PM
 lol1759
 in-the-garage
 I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason
 other than liking star trek.
 equestrianrepublican
 How does that work?
 TS
 in-the-garage
 Well, if someone calls someone a space cadet, you
 understand that they don't mean that the person is fit
 to be an astronaut? l only use this example to
 establish that you can use something that isn't
 technically an insult as an insult.
 Further, it (can be) dehumanizing. As if you aren't
 really a person, you're just a trekkie. They aren't using
 your given name, you're just boiled down to being
 some stereotypical nerd, geek, dweeb, lonely
 basement-dwelling virgin
 Bonus points if the person knows that you don't even
 like Star Trek, because not only are you being
 stereotyped and dehumanized, the person is going
 out of their way to intentionally mischaracterize who
 you are
 It's really not much different than being called a Nazi,
 because in doing so, a person doesn't mean you share
 the political views of the Nationalist Socialist party in
 1930s-1940s. They mean you're a racist, bigoted,
 anti-semite fascist etc.
<p><a href="http://birepublicangirl.tumblr.com/post/155273640471/bihispanicconservative-the-cringe-channel" class="tumblr_blog">birepublicangirl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/155273428071/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://bihispanicconservative.tumblr.com/post/155272510814/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">bihispanicconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://the-cringe-channel.tumblr.com/post/155263302784/its-really-not-much-different-than-being-called" class="tumblr_blog">the-cringe-channel</a>:</p>

<blockquote><blockquote><p>“it’s really not much different than being called a nazi”</p></blockquote><p>it’s january the first and i’m calling it, i’m gonna fucking call it</p><p>this is the biggest reach of 2017</p></blockquote>

<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mQUBKta2DAlFsUI_dh5GKcQ">@equestrianrepublican</a></blockquote>

<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdZY9BF9xnHbu_6CS4XFRlA">@hale-hortler</a> have you been watching the star treks again son?</blockquote>

<p>What the actual fuck???</p></blockquote>

<p>Bahahaha bro I hoped you stretched before that reach.</p>

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Beautiful, Bruh, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/154923918954/wittneytheancap-in-the-garage" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://wittneytheancap.tumblr.com/post/154918294082/in-the-garage-association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">wittneytheancap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/154915863622/association-of-free-people-southernsideofme" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/154915196439/southernsideofme-wait-for-it-witchcraft" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://southernsideofme.tumblr.com/post/154913886018/wait-for-it" class="tumblr_blog">southernsideofme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wait for it…</p></blockquote> <p>Witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oiq9ieJ3zI1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but it’s still witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p>Science is beautiful.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Bruh…</p>
Beautiful, Bruh, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/154923918954/wittneytheancap-in-the-garage" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://wittneytheancap.tumblr.com/post/154918294082/in-the-garage-association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">wittneytheancap</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/154915863622/association-of-free-people-southernsideofme" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/154915196439/southernsideofme-wait-for-it-witchcraft" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://southernsideofme.tumblr.com/post/154913886018/wait-for-it" class="tumblr_blog">southernsideofme</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Wait for it…</p></blockquote>

<p>Witchcraft</p>
</blockquote>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oiq9ieJ3zI1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"/></figure></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Ok but it’s still witchcraft</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Science is beautiful.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Bruh…</p>

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Being Alone, Amazon, and Apple: COMPANIES THAT STARTED N THE WHEN ONE GARAGE DOOR CLOSES Everyone has to start somewhere. Over the years the garage has seven companies rose from humble beginnings in garages to been the birthplac e t o some truly incredible businesses. These become some of the most dominant brands in the world. APPLE T, 1 976 $233 billion ORIGINS TODAY DID YOU KNOW? The first circuit boards for the Apple I were designed in Steve Jobs garage Apple's revenue alone accounts for more than 1% of America's GDP Steve Jobs named Apple because he was on a fruitarian diet at the time. HP T, 1 939 111 billion ORIGINS Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard garage with a $538 investment TODAY DID YOU KNOW? Apple co-founder Steve design of the Apple l to HP The garage where the started the business in their was founded is now a museum.. Woazniak originally offered the .but they declined. AMAZON EST. 1994 amazon.com $107 billion mazon.com ORIGINS TODAY DID YOU KNOW? Jeff Bezos started selling books online using his garage as a makeshift base of operations. Amazon is the world's largest online retailer.. On Cyber Monday 2014, Amazon sold an average of 300 tems per second MICROSOFT т, 1 975 MICRO $93.5 billion SOFT ORIGINS DID YOU KNOW? Early work on Microsoft's software took place in a garage in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Microsoft files for more than 3,000 new patents every year The company was originally named Micro-soft GOOGLE EST. 1998 Google 4 billion ORIGINS TODAY DID YOU KNOW? Google's first premises was a More than 2 million searches are Susan Wojcicki, who rented the performed every minute on Google... garage to Google, later became the CEO of YouTube. rented garage in California. DISNEY Т. 1 923 MICKEY MOUSE ISNE $52.5 billion ORIGINS DID YOU KNOW? Roy and Walt Disney created their first films in their uncle's garage Walt Disney World in Orlando is the largest single-site employer in the USA, with more than 62,000 workers ('cast members) For a number of years Disney was the only animator with the right to make films in collour HARLEY-DAVIDSON HARLEY DAVI HARLEY-DAVIDSO $5.25 bilion ORIGINS TODAY DID YOU KNOW? The first ever Harley-Davidson model was created in 1901 in a small wooden shed-like garage. Harley-Davidson is arguably the most iconic motorcycle brand with millions of enthusiasts The original design was created by Willian Harley, which is one his name comes first <p>Companies That Started in the Garage</p>
Being Alone, Amazon, and Apple: COMPANIES
 THAT STARTED N THE
 WHEN ONE GARAGE DOOR CLOSES
 Everyone has to start somewhere. Over the years the garage has
 seven companies rose from humble beginnings in garages to
 been the birthplac
 e t
 o some truly incredible businesses. These
 become some of the most dominant brands in the world.
 APPLE
 T, 1 976
 $233 billion
 ORIGINS
 TODAY
 DID YOU KNOW?
 The first circuit boards for the
 Apple I were designed in Steve
 Jobs garage
 Apple's revenue alone accounts
 for more than 1% of
 America's GDP
 Steve Jobs named Apple
 because he was on a fruitarian
 diet at the time.
 HP
 T, 1 939
 111 billion
 ORIGINS
 Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard
 garage with a $538 investment
 TODAY
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Apple co-founder Steve
 design of the Apple l to HP
 The
 garage where the
 started the business in their was founded is now a museum.. Woazniak originally offered the
 .but they declined.
 AMAZON
 EST. 1994
 amazon.com
 $107 billion
 mazon.com
 ORIGINS
 TODAY
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Jeff Bezos started selling books
 online using his garage as a
 makeshift base of operations.
 Amazon is the world's largest
 online retailer..
 On Cyber Monday 2014,
 Amazon sold an average of 300
 tems per second
 MICROSOFT
 т, 1 975
 MICRO
 $93.5 billion
 SOFT
 ORIGINS
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Early work on Microsoft's
 software took place in a garage
 in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
 Microsoft files for more than
 3,000 new patents every year
 The company was originally
 named Micro-soft
 GOOGLE
 EST. 1998
 Google
 4 billion
 ORIGINS
 TODAY
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Google's first premises was a More than 2 million searches are Susan Wojcicki, who rented the
 performed every minute on
 Google...
 garage to Google, later became
 the CEO of YouTube.
 rented garage in California.
 DISNEY
 Т. 1 923
 MICKEY MOUSE
 ISNE
 $52.5 billion
 ORIGINS
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Roy and Walt Disney created
 their first films in their uncle's
 garage
 Walt Disney World in Orlando is
 the largest single-site employer
 in the USA, with more than
 62,000 workers ('cast members)
 For a number of years Disney
 was the only animator with the
 right to make films in collour
 HARLEY-DAVIDSON
 HARLEY DAVI
 HARLEY-DAVIDSO
 $5.25 bilion
 ORIGINS
 TODAY
 DID YOU KNOW?
 The first ever Harley-Davidson
 model was created in 1901 in a
 small wooden shed-like garage.
 Harley-Davidson is arguably the
 most iconic motorcycle brand
 with millions of enthusiasts
 The original design was created
 by Willian Harley, which is one
 his name comes first
<p>Companies That Started in the Garage</p>

Companies That Started in the Garage