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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: sappyassmemes:hmmm if anyone is in need of a writing prompt: write a story about this picture
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Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave hydok: sothatjusthappened90: insanelycoolish: impuretale: drunp: this is peak Craigslist I want to know if they got answers.  I really wanna know how this turned out. Just so you guys know. cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads
Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
hydok:

sothatjusthappened90:

insanelycoolish:


impuretale:

drunp:
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.














Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

hydok: sothatjusthappened90: insanelycoolish: impuretale: drunp: this is peak Craigslist I want to know if they got answers.  I really...

Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long, they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Couldnt help but crack a smile
Bodies , Family, and Love: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long, they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just
 visiting each other
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've madeit to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Couldnt help but crack a smile

Couldnt help but crack a smile

Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, eto 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks Humans are Adorable!
Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, eto
 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
Humans are Adorable!

Humans are Adorable!

Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Cute humans
Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird
 floretsilva
 teaboot
 Humans are adorable
 Supporting evidence:
 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been
 hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they
 might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their
 bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better,
 although each individual has a unique taste for
 style and colouring
 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious
 species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to
 play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that
 long; they just love to splash!
 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans
 become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves
 in soft, fluffy bedding
 5. Some humans spend time in each other's
 nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just
 visiting each other.
 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make
 their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach
 shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt
 creatures from other species into their family units.
 They don't seem to notice the obvious differences,
 and often raise them alongside their own young!
 8. If a human sees another creature in distress,
 they can commonly be observed trying to help!
 Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply
 compassionate creatures!
 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound
 or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of
 annoying themselves!
 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely
 adorable. Especially when the human in question
 becomes frustrated
 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others.
 Many humans will save these treats specifically
 for a later date when they are in need of comfort or
 reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get
 very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to
 the end of their yard, and have found rocks
 shakespork
 this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic
 alien humanologist
Cute humans

Cute humans

Harry Potter, Money, and Shit: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter? Hannah Yang 75.3k Views Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic... According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver, Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates. The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to- silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around 45:1 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over twice as many Galleons as you started with Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11
Harry Potter, Money, and Shit: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter?
 Hannah Yang
 75.3k Views
 Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic...
 According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver,
 Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh
 But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates.
 The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to-
 silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before
 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding
 standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around
 45:1
 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time
 when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt
 them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that
 Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund
 of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts
 and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to
 Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over
 twice as many Galleons as you started with
 Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing
iamtheaardvark:

aboutreciprocation:

…holy shit

None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

America, Bad, and Chicago: Barack Obama @BarackObama As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what's ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America. 12/29/17, 11:09 AM Barack Obama @BarackObama Kat Creech, a wedding planner in Houston, turned a postponed wedding into a volunteer opportunity for Hurricane Harvey victims. Thirty wedding guests became an organization of hundreds of volunteers. That's a story from 2017. Couple postpones wedding, inspires help for Harvey victims click2houston.com 12/29/17, 11:09 AM Barack Obama @BarackObama Ten-year-old Jahkil Jackson is on a mission to help homeless people in Chicago. He created kits full of socks, toiletries, and food for those in need Just this week, Jahkil reached his goal to give away 5,000 "blessing bags." That's a story from 2017. 10-year-old's 'blessing bags' mission earns him national acclaim chicagotribune.com 12/29/17, 11:10 AM Barack Obama @BarackObama Chris Long gave his paychecks from the first six games of the NFL season to fund scholarships in Charlottesville, VA. He wanted to do more, so he decided to give away an entire season's salary. That's a story from 2017. Chris Long is playing for free, and has never been happier Barack Obama @BarackObama All across America people chose to get involved, get engaged and stand up. Each of us can make a difference, and all of us ought to try. So go keep changing the world in 2018. 12/29/17, 11:11 AM kawaiiaoiichigo: Thank You, Mr. President.
America, Bad, and Chicago: Barack Obama
 @BarackObama
 As we count down to the new year, we
 get to reflect and prepare for what's
 ahead. For all the bad news that
 seemed to dominate our collective
 consciousness, there are countless
 stories from this year that remind us
 what's best about America.
 12/29/17, 11:09 AM

 Barack Obama
 @BarackObama
 Kat Creech, a wedding planner in
 Houston, turned a postponed wedding
 into a volunteer opportunity for
 Hurricane Harvey victims. Thirty
 wedding guests became an
 organization of hundreds of volunteers.
 That's a story from 2017.
 Couple postpones wedding, inspires
 help for Harvey victims
 click2houston.com
 12/29/17, 11:09 AM

 Barack Obama
 @BarackObama
 Ten-year-old Jahkil Jackson is on a
 mission to help homeless people in
 Chicago. He created kits full of socks,
 toiletries, and food for those in need
 Just this week, Jahkil reached his goal
 to give away 5,000 "blessing bags."
 That's a story from 2017.
 10-year-old's 'blessing bags' mission
 earns him national acclaim
 chicagotribune.com
 12/29/17, 11:10 AM

 Barack
 Obama
 @BarackObama
 Chris Long gave his paychecks from the
 first six games of the NFL season to
 fund scholarships in Charlottesville, VA.
 He wanted to do more, so he decided to
 give away an entire season's salary.
 That's a story from 2017.
 Chris Long is playing for free, and has never
 been happier

 Barack Obama
 @BarackObama
 All across America people chose to get
 involved, get engaged and stand up.
 Each of us can make a difference, and
 all of us ought to try. So go keep
 changing the world in 2018.
 12/29/17, 11:11 AM
kawaiiaoiichigo:
Thank You, Mr. President.

kawaiiaoiichigo: Thank You, Mr. President.