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I Took: Me reading the code i took over from a colleague
I Took: Me reading the code i took over from a colleague

Me reading the code i took over from a colleague

I Took: JESUS Somehow I took this photo upsidedown and didnt realize it until later. I guess it makes it better.
I Took: JESUS
Somehow I took this photo upsidedown and didnt realize it until later. I guess it makes it better.

Somehow I took this photo upsidedown and didnt realize it until later. I guess it makes it better.

I Took: space-pics: Picture of the Moon I took with a small, store bought telescope, and my old iPhone 7. December, 2017
I Took: space-pics:

Picture of the Moon I took with a small, store bought telescope, and my old iPhone 7. December, 2017

space-pics: Picture of the Moon I took with a small, store bought telescope, and my old iPhone 7. December, 2017

I Took: space-pics: I took a picture of the Triangulum galaxy, 2.8 Million light years away, from my backyard in Sacramento. [OC]
I Took: space-pics:

I took a picture of the Triangulum galaxy, 2.8 Million light years away, from my backyard in Sacramento. [OC]

space-pics: I took a picture of the Triangulum galaxy, 2.8 Million light years away, from my backyard in Sacramento. [OC]

I Took: photos-of-space: [OC] Star trail I took 1 month ago
I Took: photos-of-space:

[OC] Star trail I took 1 month ago

photos-of-space: [OC] Star trail I took 1 month ago

I Took: slackergami: Some more hunky giant Merlywb sketches I took from cutscenes [ko-fi]
I Took: slackergami:

Some more hunky giant Merlywb sketches I took from cutscenes [ko-fi]

slackergami: Some more hunky giant Merlywb sketches I took from cutscenes [ko-fi]

I Took: space-pics: Nice pic of the moon I took
I Took: space-pics:

Nice pic of the moon I took

space-pics: Nice pic of the moon I took

I Took: Feim. I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.
I Took: Feim.
I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.

I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.

I Took: Feim. I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.
I Took: Feim.
I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.

I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift.

I Took: space-pics: Picture of the moon I took in 2015.
I Took: space-pics:

Picture of the moon I took in 2015.

space-pics: Picture of the moon I took in 2015.

I Took: I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him
I Took: I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him

I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him

I Took: I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him
I Took: I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him

I took my dog to take a Christmas picture with Santa and she ate him

I Took: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
I Took: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I Took: photos-of-space: Andromeda Galaxy, I took this from my backyard.
I Took: photos-of-space:

Andromeda Galaxy, I took this from my backyard.

photos-of-space: Andromeda Galaxy, I took this from my backyard.