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I Have: Witcher memes for everyone! I have both enjoyed and stolen every single one of these.
I Have: Witcher memes for everyone! I have both enjoyed and stolen every single one of these.

Witcher memes for everyone! I have both enjoyed and stolen every single one of these.

I Have: This got to be the best bio I have ever seen
I Have: This got to be the best bio I have ever seen

This got to be the best bio I have ever seen

I Have: At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks
I Have: At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks

At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks

I Have: Please buy i have to invest in my style.. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2tANEHn
I Have: Please buy i have to invest in my style.. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2tANEHn

Please buy i have to invest in my style.. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2tANEHn

I Have: tooiconic: niggazinmoscow: Perfectly gay ❤️ That is the most amazing wedding tux alteration I have ever seen.
I Have: tooiconic:

niggazinmoscow:
Perfectly gay ❤️

That is the most amazing wedding tux alteration I have ever seen.

tooiconic: niggazinmoscow: Perfectly gay ❤️ That is the most amazing wedding tux alteration I have ever seen.

I Have: epicdndmemes: I have spoken
I Have: epicdndmemes:

I have spoken

epicdndmemes: I have spoken

I Have: I have broke maths
I Have: I have broke maths

I have broke maths

I Have: All I have to say is: Nice
I Have: All I have to say is: Nice

All I have to say is: Nice

I Have: I have you now
I Have: I have you now

I have you now

I Have: I have you now
I Have: I have you now

I have you now

I Have: I have you now
I Have: I have you now

I have you now

I Have: Ah yes, I have achieved friendship.
I Have: Ah yes, I have achieved friendship.

Ah yes, I have achieved friendship.

I Have: I have broke maths
I Have: I have broke maths

I have broke maths

I Have: awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one
I Have: awesomacious:

I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

I Have: awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one
I Have: awesomacious:

I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

awesomacious: I have a tradition with my teacher to draw eachother memes on exams so here is another one

I Have: serendistudy: 28.8.2019 //  i’m currently reading one of the possibly most beautiful books i have ever read, i’m loving every page of it.
I Have: serendistudy:

28.8.2019 //  i’m currently reading one of the possibly most beautiful books i have ever read, i’m loving every page of it.

serendistudy: 28.8.2019 //  i’m currently reading one of the possibly most beautiful books i have ever read, i’m loving every page of it.

I Have: I have a dumb dumb
I Have: I have a dumb dumb

I have a dumb dumb

I Have: I have memes. Mostly stolen.
I Have: I have memes. Mostly stolen.

I have memes. Mostly stolen.

I Have: carnival-phantasm:I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known
I Have: carnival-phantasm:I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known

carnival-phantasm:I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known

I Have: cupcakeshakesnake: thesouthernjedi: roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name. I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’.  kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate. palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino ‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says.  ‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch. peers under a couch This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.
I Have: cupcakeshakesnake:
thesouthernjedi:

roachpatrol:

ghostymcspooky:

soloontherocks:

notanotherreyloblog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

azumariko:

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down
aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere 

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 
kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.
palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino
‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 
‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.


peers under a couch


This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

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I Have: thefuzzydave: I have no idea what to do with this information
I Have: thefuzzydave:
I have no idea what to do with this information

thefuzzydave: I have no idea what to do with this information

I Have: Can I have the Ron Burgundy Egg & Cheese on a Croissant? by LosSantosSavior MORE MEMES
I Have: Can I have the Ron Burgundy Egg & Cheese on a Croissant? by LosSantosSavior
MORE MEMES

Can I have the Ron Burgundy Egg & Cheese on a Croissant? by LosSantosSavior MORE MEMES

I Have: carnival-phantasm: I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known
I Have: carnival-phantasm:

I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known

carnival-phantasm: I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known

I Have: Me telling my friends I have big plans for the weekend so I can work out in peace instead of partying. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #workout #gymaholic
I Have: Me telling my friends I have big plans for the weekend so I can work out in peace instead of partying.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #meme #workout #gymaholic

Me telling my friends I have big plans for the weekend so I can work out in peace instead of partying. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaho...

I Have: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
I Have: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

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