Haha this is hilarious
Long story short, I got plans this weekend
Stranded on an island [OC]
@Chas10Buttigieg They had the grindelwald screenplay? There’s a whole kid’s SERIES of dogs at historical events, dunno if Titanic made the c...
“I got you a new shell, Achilles; now we match!”Destcember - 1. A New LookNext he’ll be teaching Achilles how to shoulder slam
AOC and the Freshman Force Get A Helping Hand
I have a very high expectation of this wedding
this is friendship on a different level (not mine)
Real talk, my dad came to the @arsnova gala to hear @joshgroban sing, then went home before I got onstage 🤣 https://t.co/PPV5i7BZWO
Have you guys heard of the cards of destiny o...
His face makes the joke worth it
All is not lost if we learn from our mistakes
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entir...
De Bruyne: Chill, I got this.
Voldemort: Lol https://t.co/aJhBcVR7xq
I got 52% it’s fine
poor bandersnatch boy
I got bamboozled like this too much
I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to ge...
Wholesome parenting = warm heart forever
My wife is wholesome
Passing with F’s
i’m deleting this app
Always look on the bright side like Luis!
It’s the magic of Christmas. 😂💕 It doesn’t matter which list I’m on, cause I got the sexy Santa himself. 😈💓
technically the truth
I love when I get set up to drop lines like these
Keep your chin up King, I got your back
I’m on the
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just ...
Who in the ACTUAL FUCK keeps milk in a goddamn drawer whatthefuckshit
This is cruel
I got her number, let’s go 🤓🕺🏼!!
This beautiful and Unique Eternal Rose LED Glass is the definition of Love! It’s made to last forever and...
Monster jam! He’s on fire! https://t.co/CQovNlDpYO
Oh Christmas dicks, oh Christmas dicks, how lovely are your… yeah I g...