🐣 25+ Best Memes About I Dont | I Dont Memes

Nstagram

Nstagram

Trumping

Your

Doing It Wrong

Dont Know

Dont Know

But

Greates

Dont Wanna

Cant

Speech

Speech

🔥 | Latest

Funny, Memes, and Shit: I don't have "trust issues". got "'ve seen this type of shit before so l be damned if I go through it all over @sarcasm only (via unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Shit: I don't have "trust issues". got "'ve
seen this type of shit before so l be
damned if I go through it all over
@sarcasm only
(via unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Shit: I don't have "trust issues". got "'ve
seen this type of shit before so l be
damned if I go through it all over
@sarcasm only
(via unknown)

Friends, Memes, and Supreme: Who's ready for J. Cole's new single!? We !llmindPutTheLoopOn @illmindPRODUCER TV Heard "MIDDLE CHILD" at the Dreamville sessions and trust when I say U know what? I don't even have words TI just leave this here-> legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Memes, and Supreme: Who's ready for J. Cole's new single!?
We
!llmindPutTheLoopOn
@illmindPRODUCER
TV
Heard "MIDDLE CHILD" at the
Dreamville sessions and trust when I
say
U know what? I don't even have
words
TI just leave this here->
legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Memes, and Supreme: Who's ready for J. Cole's new single!?
We
!llmindPutTheLoopOn
@illmindPRODUCER
TV
Heard "MIDDLE CHILD" at the
Dreamville sessions and trust when I
say
U know what? I don't even have
words
TI just leave this here->
legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
pets
plenoptic07
Literally every child every born and/or parented
presents unique challenges. It's like people are
kintatsujo
An amazing and revolutionary concept
indigo-night-wisp
When people ask me, "Why do you want to
adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
you asked like that."
I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
making that kid mine.
"They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
system."
There's no aging out of family, Marvin
"They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
or steal things! What if they won't listen to
you?"
Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
fruxking parenting, Stanley.
"You want to adopt problem children then?"
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
yourself or adopted them at any age, could
become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
have children, and should really just step off
and let the people who actually want to be
parents live in peace with their kids.
dearbluetravelers
Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
pets
plenoptic07
Literally every child every born and/or parented
presents unique challenges. It's like people are
kintatsujo
An amazing and revolutionary concept
indigo-night-wisp
When people ask me, "Why do you want to
adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
you asked like that."
I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
making that kid mine.
"They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
system."
There's no aging out of family, Marvin
"They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
or steal things! What if they won't listen to
you?"
Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
fruxking parenting, Stanley.
"You want to adopt problem children then?"
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
yourself or adopted them at any age, could
become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
have children, and should really just step off
and let the people who actually want to be
parents live in peace with their kids.
dearbluetravelers
Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Drunk, Hungry, and Instagram: If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry stoned father's instead of angry drunk ones. Share 2048 33708 BEST COMMENTS ADD A COMMENT Pffft, I don't need weed or booze to be a terrible father. Reply7405 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Drunk, Hungry, and Instagram: If alcohol was the one that was
banned instead of weed then a
lot of people would have had
memories of hungry stoned
father's instead of angry drunk
ones.
Share
2048
33708
BEST COMMENTS
ADD A COMMENT
Pffft, I don't need weed or booze to be a
terrible father.
Reply7405
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Drunk, Hungry, and Instagram: If alcohol was the one that was
banned instead of weed then a
lot of people would have had
memories of hungry stoned
father's instead of angry drunk
ones.
Share
2048
33708
BEST COMMENTS
ADD A COMMENT
Pffft, I don't need weed or booze to be a
terrible father.
Reply7405
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Bailey Jay, Beef, and Dank: Dios es mi droga @Lucky Leftovers Follow My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 5:10 PM-4 Jan 2019 from California, USA 26,611 Retweets 91,200 Likes

Bailey Jay, Beef, and Dank: Dios es mi droga
@Lucky Leftovers
Follow
My daughter said "daddy we are not friends
with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird"
No questions asked now I got beef with a 4
y/o named Brooklyn and her father.
I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just
play my role.
5:10 PM-4 Jan 2019 from California, USA
26,611 Retweets 91,200 Likes

Bailey Jay, Beef, and Dank: Dios es mi droga
@Lucky Leftovers
Follow
My daughter said "daddy we are not friends
with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird"
No questions asked now I got beef with a 4
y/o named Brooklyn and her father.
I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just
play my role.
5:10 PM-4 Jan 2019 from California, USA
26,611 Retweets 91,200 Likes

Memes, 🤖, and Who: I don't know who needs to hear this but your calves will always be smal 1G: @thegainz Rise n shine ☀️

Memes, 🤖, and Who: I don't know who needs to hear this
but your calves will always be smal
1G: @thegainz
Rise n shine ☀️

Memes, 🤖, and Who: I don't know who needs to hear this
but your calves will always be smal
1G: @thegainz
Rise n shine ☀️

Rise n shine ☀️

Funny, Thought, and Marketing: The name of my Mascara...

Funny, Thought, and Marketing: The name of my Mascara...

Funny, Thought, and Marketing: The name of my Mascara...

The name of my Mascara...

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND THEN ONE DAY YOU REALISE: "I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS FUCKING CUNT"

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
AND THEN ONE DAY
YOU REALISE:
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THIS FUCKING CUNT"

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
AND THEN ONE DAY
YOU REALISE:
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THIS FUCKING CUNT"

Coffee, Girl Memes, and Wake: Coworker: I don't need coffee to wake up in the morning because l get up extra early to workout and it naturally energizes you. Me: Nobody asked Carol

Coffee, Girl Memes, and Wake: Coworker: I don't need coffee to wake up
in the morning because l get up extra
early to workout and it naturally energizes
you.
Me:
Nobody asked Carol

Coffee, Girl Memes, and Wake: Coworker: I don't need coffee to wake up
in the morning because l get up extra
early to workout and it naturally energizes
you.
Me:
Nobody asked Carol

Nobody asked Carol

Basketball, Tumblr, and Blog: Served a customer on the weekend, When he stood upl made a comment on his height, He handed me this card and walked away... YES I AM TALL YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING 6 FT 8 IN YES, REALLY (with boots on) No I don't play basketball. The weather is perfect up here. I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION epicjohndoe: Yes, I Am Tall

Basketball, Tumblr, and Blog: Served a customer on the weekend, When he
stood upl made a comment on his height,
He handed me this card and walked away...
YES I AM TALL
YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING
6 FT 8 IN
YES, REALLY (with boots on)
No I don't play basketball.
The weather is perfect up here.
I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION
epicjohndoe:

Yes, I Am Tall

Basketball, Tumblr, and Blog: Served a customer on the weekend, When he
stood upl made a comment on his height,
He handed me this card and walked away...
YES I AM TALL
YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING
6 FT 8 IN
YES, REALLY (with boots on)
No I don't play basketball.
The weather is perfect up here.
I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION
epicjohndoe:

Yes, I Am Tall

epicjohndoe: Yes, I Am Tall

Dank, Wine, and Date: John Darby @mrjohndarby waiter: wine? date: I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink pal

Dank, Wine, and Date: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal

Dank, Wine, and Date: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance. will he see the opportunity?? Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 940 t532 8,957 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 'm waiting just like the rest of you 921 ロ470 ㅇ8,240.1, Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 2451 ㅇ7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet t2451 7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door. bet. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

A story worth of a short film

Football, Funny, and Sports: How I sleep knowing I don't care about sports and my emotional state doesn't depend on the outcome of a game l have no control over MADE WITH MOMUS Good morning football fans!

Football, Funny, and Sports: How I sleep knowing I don't care about sports
and my emotional state doesn't depend on
the outcome of a game l have no control over
MADE WITH MOMUS
Good morning football fans!

Football, Funny, and Sports: How I sleep knowing I don't care about sports
and my emotional state doesn't depend on
the outcome of a game l have no control over
MADE WITH MOMUS
Good morning football fans!

Good morning football fans!

Anaconda, Fucking, and Memes: I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I'M A CUNT I WANT THEM TO BE 100% FUCKING SURE OF IT!

Anaconda, Fucking, and Memes: I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO THINK I'M A CUNT
I WANT THEM TO
BE 100% FUCKING
SURE OF IT!

Anaconda, Fucking, and Memes: I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO THINK I'M A CUNT
I WANT THEM TO
BE 100% FUCKING
SURE OF IT!

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude

Wine, Date, and Water: John Darby @mrjohndarby waiter: wine? date: I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink pal take the hint bro

Wine, Date, and Water: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal
take the hint bro

Wine, Date, and Water: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal
take the hint bro

take the hint bro

Awkward, You, and Really: the awkward "i don't want to annoy you, but i really like you" stage.

Awkward, You, and Really: the awkward "i don't want to annoy
you, but i really like you" stage.

Awkward, You, and Really: the awkward "i don't want to annoy
you, but i really like you" stage.

Friends, Just Friends, and Wanted: I said I wanted to be friends again, but I lied. [I don't think I could ever be just friends with you.] -ky

Friends, Just Friends, and Wanted: I said I wanted to be
friends again,
but I lied.
[I don't think I could ever be
just friends with you.]
-ky

Friends, Just Friends, and Wanted: I said I wanted to be
friends again,
but I lied.
[I don't think I could ever be
just friends with you.]
-ky

Old Man, Magic, and Old: 'I don't believe in magic, the young boy said, and the old man smiled You will, when you see her

Old Man, Magic, and Old: 'I don't believe in magic,
the young boy said,
and the old man smiled
You will, when you see her

Old Man, Magic, and Old: 'I don't believe in magic,
the young boy said,
and the old man smiled
You will, when you see her

Memes, 🤖, and Stop: In 2019, I'm gonna stop focusing on the things I don't like about myself, and start focusing on the things I don't like about other people

Memes, 🤖, and Stop: In 2019, I'm gonna stop focusing
on the things I don't like about
myself, and start focusing
on the things I don't like
about other people

Memes, 🤖, and Stop: In 2019, I'm gonna stop focusing
on the things I don't like about
myself, and start focusing
on the things I don't like
about other people

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Boy: Maria Wojciechowski @RiaWojo I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse. Stay in or die trying. (Twitter: RiaWojo)

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Boy: Maria Wojciechowski
@RiaWojo
I don't go out very much because
I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm
rich, I'm gonna have to come up
with another excuse.
Stay in or die trying. (Twitter: RiaWojo)

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Boy: Maria Wojciechowski
@RiaWojo
I don't go out very much because
I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm
rich, I'm gonna have to come up
with another excuse.
Stay in or die trying. (Twitter: RiaWojo)

Stay in or die trying. (Twitter: RiaWojo)

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe you." His heart twisted at the sound of her voice "Believe me," he was fighting back tears of his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of course h her, my god he loved her. More than words could ever properly explain, but he was a hurricane and she was a tornado, and they just didn't mix like the light wind and soft drizzle they used to be." e was lying, he loved Excerpt from a book I will never write #460 // they turned each other into disasters (via excerptsofstories) Source: excerptsofstories

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe
you." His heart twisted at the sound of her
voice
"Believe me," he was fighting back tears of
his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of
course h her, my god
he loved her. More than words could ever
properly explain, but he was a hurricane
and she was a tornado, and they just
didn't mix like the light wind and soft
drizzle they used to be."
e was lying, he loved
Excerpt from a book I will never write
#460 // they turned each other into
disasters (via excerptsofstories)
Source: excerptsofstories

God, Love, and Book: ""No," she whispered. "I don't believe
you." His heart twisted at the sound of her
voice
"Believe me," he was fighting back tears of
his own. "I don't love vou anymore." Of
course h her, my god
he loved her. More than words could ever
properly explain, but he was a hurricane
and she was a tornado, and they just
didn't mix like the light wind and soft
drizzle they used to be."
e was lying, he loved
Excerpt from a book I will never write
#460 // they turned each other into
disasters (via excerptsofstories)
Source: excerptsofstories

Fall, Love, and Devil: "I don't care if I fall in love with a devil, as long as that devil will love me the way he loves hell

Fall, Love, and Devil: "I don't care if I fall in love with a devil,
as long as that devil will love me the
way he loves hell

Fall, Love, and Devil: "I don't care if I fall in love with a devil,
as long as that devil will love me the
way he loves hell

Anaconda, Pup, and Dog: Thoughts of Dog@dog_feelings 22hv the human took a little swab of my cheek. and is sending it away. to see what type of pup i am. but i don't need the results. i'm 100% fabulous 643 t 12.7K WeRateDogs". @dog-rates . 22h can confirm TM 36 423 26.6K Can Confirm

Anaconda, Pup, and Dog: Thoughts of Dog@dog_feelings 22hv
the human took a little swab of my cheek.
and is sending it away. to see what type of
pup i am. but i don't need the results. i'm
100% fabulous
643 t 12.7K
WeRateDogs". @dog-rates . 22h
can confirm
TM
36 423 26.6K
Can Confirm

Anaconda, Pup, and Dog: Thoughts of Dog@dog_feelings 22hv
the human took a little swab of my cheek.
and is sending it away. to see what type of
pup i am. but i don't need the results. i'm
100% fabulous
643 t 12.7K
WeRateDogs". @dog-rates . 22h
can confirm
TM
36 423 26.6K
Can Confirm

Can Confirm

Dank, Shoes, and 🤖: Things A Kid Said @ThingsAKidSaid Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: Me:. 4yo: Me:. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough

Dank, Shoes, and 🤖: Things A Kid Said
@ThingsAKidSaid
Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
4yo:
Me:.
4yo:
Me:.
4yo: I don't have any other feet..
Me: Fair enough

Dank, Shoes, and 🤖: Things A Kid Said
@ThingsAKidSaid
Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
4yo:
Me:.
4yo:
Me:.
4yo: I don't have any other feet..
Me: Fair enough

Gif, Tbh, and Brain: a ana @albanianxanax Me: I don't need to do my skincare today tbh I'm ok my skin to my brain You better talk to her beforeI do 'cuz Imma hurt her feelings. GIF 1/26/18, 12:51 PM

Gif, Tbh, and Brain: a ana
@albanianxanax
Me: I don't need to do my skincare
today tbh I'm ok
my skin to my brain
You better talk to her beforeI do
'cuz Imma hurt her feelings.
GIF
1/26/18, 12:51 PM

Gif, Tbh, and Brain: a ana
@albanianxanax
Me: I don't need to do my skincare
today tbh I'm ok
my skin to my brain
You better talk to her beforeI do
'cuz Imma hurt her feelings.
GIF
1/26/18, 12:51 PM

Love, Memes, and Sex: OPINION Should schools provide condoms to students? Ptah Asabi Yes, because today kids have sex like rabbits Don't be silly wrap your willy Daniel Dillman Yes, because it can help to prevent teen preg nancies and other harmful diseases. Adam Warner I believe that they should be availabe for students to use. Ralph Cola Yes, hecause you can't make love without a glove. Alexandria McIntosh Yes, because it can help reduce STD's and make a safer environ- ment. Leslie Gudino Yes, because most students have sex, so just make it safe Felila Folau I don't care I'm gay Kevin Mercado Some students can't control themselves. Wrap it before you tap it. Don't be a fool, cover your tool Jason Li No, because it would only pro- mote sex and the spread of STDs. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer Tumblr post!!

Love, Memes, and Sex: OPINION
Should schools provide condoms to students?
Ptah Asabi
Yes, because
today kids have
sex like rabbits
Don't be silly
wrap your willy
Daniel Dillman
Yes, because
it can help to
prevent teen preg
nancies and other
harmful diseases.
Adam Warner
I believe that
they should be
availabe for
students to use.
Ralph Cola
Yes, hecause you
can't make love
without a glove.
Alexandria
McIntosh
Yes, because it
can help reduce
STD's and make
a safer environ-
ment.
Leslie Gudino
Yes, because
most students
have sex, so
just make it
safe
Felila Folau
I don't care
I'm gay
Kevin Mercado
Some students
can't control
themselves.
Wrap it before
you tap it. Don't
be a fool, cover
your tool
Jason Li
No, because it
would only pro-
mote sex and the
spread of STDs.
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
Go ahead and just try to pick a
favorite answer
Tumblr post!!

Love, Memes, and Sex: OPINION
Should schools provide condoms to students?
Ptah Asabi
Yes, because
today kids have
sex like rabbits
Don't be silly
wrap your willy
Daniel Dillman
Yes, because
it can help to
prevent teen preg
nancies and other
harmful diseases.
Adam Warner
I believe that
they should be
availabe for
students to use.
Ralph Cola
Yes, hecause you
can't make love
without a glove.
Alexandria
McIntosh
Yes, because it
can help reduce
STD's and make
a safer environ-
ment.
Leslie Gudino
Yes, because
most students
have sex, so
just make it
safe
Felila Folau
I don't care
I'm gay
Kevin Mercado
Some students
can't control
themselves.
Wrap it before
you tap it. Don't
be a fool, cover
your tool
Jason Li
No, because it
would only pro-
mote sex and the
spread of STDs.
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
Go ahead and just try to pick a
favorite answer
Tumblr post!!

Tumblr post!!

Dope, Http, and The Real: I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon All I want to do is shake my turban.! -Peter Singh The real Punjabi deal via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DkgGwY

Dope, Http, and The Real: I don't
smoke
dope. I
don't
drink
bourbon
All I
want to
do is
shake my
turban.!
-Peter Singh
The real Punjabi deal via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DkgGwY

Dope, Http, and The Real: I don't
smoke
dope. I
don't
drink
bourbon
All I
want to
do is
shake my
turban.!
-Peter Singh
The real Punjabi deal via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DkgGwY

The real Punjabi deal via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DkgGwY

Food, Watch Out, and Whole Foods: Lauren Dobson-Hughes e @ldobsonhughes Amazing overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you.I don't want any lasers touching my food." Watch out for those lasers

Food, Watch Out, and Whole Foods: Lauren Dobson-Hughes e
@ldobsonhughes
Amazing overheard at Whole Foods.
"Um, I need to read the numbers on
the barcode aloud to you.I don't want
any lasers touching my food."
Watch out for those lasers

Food, Watch Out, and Whole Foods: Lauren Dobson-Hughes e
@ldobsonhughes
Amazing overheard at Whole Foods.
"Um, I need to read the numbers on
the barcode aloud to you.I don't want
any lasers touching my food."
Watch out for those lasers

Watch out for those lasers

Grandma, Love, and Memes: loly @itsmeloly Follow Having a conversation with my grandma with Alzheimer's Me: "it was nice seeing you" Grandma: “it was nice remembering you" Me: "you remember me??" Grandma: "I don't remember your name, but l remember that l love you'" 8:45 am 18 Jan 2019 13,556 Retweets 83,707 Likes e審寧集●○卑𠻝 Those damn ninjas 😭

Grandma, Love, and Memes: loly
@itsmeloly
Follow
Having a conversation with my grandma with
Alzheimer's
Me: "it was nice seeing you"
Grandma: “it was nice remembering you"
Me: "you remember me??"
Grandma: "I don't remember your name, but
l remember that l love you'"
8:45 am 18 Jan 2019
13,556 Retweets 83,707 Likes
e審寧集●○卑𠻝
Those damn ninjas 😭

Grandma, Love, and Memes: loly
@itsmeloly
Follow
Having a conversation with my grandma with
Alzheimer's
Me: "it was nice seeing you"
Grandma: “it was nice remembering you"
Me: "you remember me??"
Grandma: "I don't remember your name, but
l remember that l love you'"
8:45 am 18 Jan 2019
13,556 Retweets 83,707 Likes
e審寧集●○卑𠻝
Those damn ninjas 😭

Those damn ninjas 😭

Ass, Bitch, and Blackpeopletwitter: CHANEL @ PRINCESS1129 If you cum and I don't. I fucked you. So don't tell ya mans you smashed me. I smashed. I beat it up, lil bitch ass nigga 2017-08-21, 3:42 AM Don’t get it twisted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Ass, Bitch, and Blackpeopletwitter: CHANEL
@ PRINCESS1129
If you cum and I don't. I fucked you.
So don't tell ya mans you smashed
me. I smashed. I beat it up, lil bitch
ass nigga
2017-08-21, 3:42 AM
Don’t get it twisted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Ass, Bitch, and Blackpeopletwitter: CHANEL
@ PRINCESS1129
If you cum and I don't. I fucked you.
So don't tell ya mans you smashed
me. I smashed. I beat it up, lil bitch
ass nigga
2017-08-21, 3:42 AM
Don’t get it twisted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Don’t get it twisted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Beautiful, Ugly, and How: I don't care how beautiful you are. If your personality is ugly, you're ugly.

Beautiful, Ugly, and How: I don't care
how beautiful you are.
If your personality is
ugly, you're ugly.

Beautiful, Ugly, and How: I don't care
how beautiful you are.
If your personality is
ugly, you're ugly.

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture I don't like food. I love it danceswithunworldly: Yo idk about you people but the average person who reblog this is probably currently stuffing boxed Mac and cheese in their mouth and this man is cultured enough to appreciate subtle flavors like the taste of sink that lingers in the pan the food he’s eating was cooked in and y’all can’t even taste the overwhelming plastic flavor that gags me to no end. Come back when you can tell me what good cheese is. Note: velveeta and American “cheese” is not cheese. Soy cheese is exempt from this and will be filed under soy products.

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture
I don't like food.
I love it
danceswithunworldly:

Yo idk about you people but the average person who reblog this is probably currently stuffing boxed Mac and cheese in their mouth and this man is cultured enough to appreciate subtle flavors like the taste of sink that lingers in the pan the food he’s eating was cooked in and y’all can’t even taste the overwhelming plastic flavor that gags me to no end. Come back when you can tell me what good cheese is. Note: velveeta and American “cheese” is not cheese. Soy cheese is exempt from this and will be filed under soy products.

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture
I don't like food.
I love it
danceswithunworldly:

Yo idk about you people but the average person who reblog this is probably currently stuffing boxed Mac and cheese in their mouth and this man is cultured enough to appreciate subtle flavors like the taste of sink that lingers in the pan the food he’s eating was cooked in and y’all can’t even taste the overwhelming plastic flavor that gags me to no end. Come back when you can tell me what good cheese is. Note: velveeta and American “cheese” is not cheese. Soy cheese is exempt from this and will be filed under soy products.

danceswithunworldly: Yo idk about you people but the average person who reblog this is probably currently stuffing boxed Mac and cheese in ...

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture I don't like food. I love it livekindlyco: Vegan food keeps us going!

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture
I don't like food.
I love it
livekindlyco:

Vegan food keeps us going!

Food, Life, and Love: my entire life in a picture
I don't like food.
I love it
livekindlyco:

Vegan food keeps us going!

livekindlyco: Vegan food keeps us going!

Foh, Dick, and Dank Memes: Her: I don't suck Dick Me: YOU DONT SUCK DICKKKK!?! TEBREA FoH. 😐

Foh, Dick, and Dank Memes: Her: I don't suck Dick
Me: YOU DONT SUCK DICKKKK!?!
TEBREA
FoH. 😐

Foh, Dick, and Dank Memes: Her: I don't suck Dick
Me: YOU DONT SUCK DICKKKK!?!
TEBREA
FoH. 😐

FoH. 😐

Alcohol, Girl Memes, and Texts: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to send texts i egret @fuckboysfailures

Alcohol, Girl Memes, and Texts: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to
send texts i egret
@fuckboysfailures

Alcohol, Girl Memes, and Texts: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to
send texts i egret
@fuckboysfailures

Funny, Memes, and Shit: you only get about 523 chances with me, I don't tolerate shit @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Shit: you only get about 523 chances
with me, I don't tolerate shit
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Shit: you only get about 523 chances
with me, I don't tolerate shit
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

Memes, True, and 🤖: "you're too pretty for him" "u can do better" "he's not worth it" me: I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEE, I WANT HIM AND THAT'S IT So true 🙄🙄

Memes, True, and 🤖: "you're too pretty for him"
"u can do better"
"he's not worth it"
me: I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEE, I WANT
HIM AND THAT'S IT
So true 🙄🙄

Memes, True, and 🤖: "you're too pretty for him"
"u can do better"
"he's not worth it"
me: I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEE, I WANT
HIM AND THAT'S IT
So true 🙄🙄

So true 🙄🙄

Memes, Regret, and Alcohol: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to send texts i regret 💁🏼‍♀️ Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Memes, Regret, and Alcohol: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to
send texts i regret
💁🏼‍♀️ Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Memes, Regret, and Alcohol: not to brag but i dont need alcohol to
send texts i regret
💁🏼‍♀️ Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

💁🏼‍♀️ Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

How, You, and Show: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL

How, You, and Show: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
MIDDLE FINGERS TO
SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL

How, You, and Show: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
MIDDLE FINGERS TO
SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL

Bad, Memes, and 🤖: LoveCasm USA I don't know what's wrong with me. Everyone leaves. Everyone lies Everyone forgets me. Everyone replaces me. Everyone plays me Everyone hurts me. Everyone give up on me. Am I that bad? 😭😭😭

Bad, Memes, and 🤖: LoveCasm
USA
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Everyone leaves.
Everyone lies
Everyone forgets me.
Everyone replaces me.
Everyone plays me
Everyone hurts me.
Everyone give up on me.
Am I that bad?
😭😭😭

Bad, Memes, and 🤖: LoveCasm
USA
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Everyone leaves.
Everyone lies
Everyone forgets me.
Everyone replaces me.
Everyone plays me
Everyone hurts me.
Everyone give up on me.
Am I that bad?
😭😭😭

😭😭😭

Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more im tired 😩

Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more
im tired
😩

Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more
im tired
😩

😩

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk? Me: TALKKKKKKKK?? THEBRE I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk?
Me: TALKKKKKKKK??
THEBRE
I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Lmao, Dank Memes, and Her: Her : Didn't you and..use to talk?
Me: TALKKKKKKKK??
THEBRE
I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

I Don't Kno Her. 🙄🙄 lmao

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship with you, no one looks better than you in my eves. I don't care who it is. It's all about you, you & just YOU 😘

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship
with you, no one looks
better than you in my
eves. I don't care who
it is. It's all about you,
you & just YOU
😘

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship
with you, no one looks
better than you in my
eves. I don't care who
it is. It's all about you,
you & just YOU
😘

😘

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO I HAD A BALL AT DIANE'S 35+h BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS S0 HARD ERROR 404: CO UME HOT TOUND inks below teesfan: Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO

I HAD A BALL
AT DIANE'S 35+h
BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE
BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS S0 HARD

ERROR 404:
CO
UME HOT TOUND

inks below
teesfan:

Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO

I HAD A BALL
AT DIANE'S 35+h
BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE
BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS S0 HARD

ERROR 404:
CO
UME HOT TOUND

inks below
teesfan:

Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

teesfan: Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin fatherstn sleepovers when you're small: omg stop laughing and go to sleep you guys!! sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm capable of love i miss bein smol

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin
fatherstn
sleepovers when you're small: omg stop
laughing and go to sleep you guys!!
sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm
capable of love
i miss bein smol

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin
fatherstn
sleepovers when you're small: omg stop
laughing and go to sleep you guys!!
sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm
capable of love
i miss bein smol

i miss bein smol

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ANYMORE, MY THOUGHTS ARE SO MESSED UP IN MY HEAD THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN
HOW I FEEL ANYMORE,
MY THOUGHTS ARE SO
MESSED UP IN MY HEAD
THAT I DON'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND THEM

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN
HOW I FEEL ANYMORE,
MY THOUGHTS ARE SO
MESSED UP IN MY HEAD
THAT I DON'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND THEM

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertati...

Cheating, Dude, and Dumb: Hello and good afternoon How are you? 1:04 PM I'm good; you? 1:04 PM Great, now that you've answered me I'm from Anyway, I'm and in one of your tweets you said you were from So I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out some time get to know each other? 1:06 PM I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend And I don't meet up with strangers GIF Start a message Stranger? I just introduced myself to you, honey, so I'm not a stranger no more 1:07 PM No, I'm pretty sure you still constitute as a stranger 1:08 PM 2 unread messages That's dumb I just wanna meet up and have some fun I got to 1:09 PM GIF Start a message I'm not interested in meeting up with you, dude I have a boyfriend 1:11 PM Forget about the boyfriend He doesn't have to know 1:12 PM Are you implying that I should cheat on my boyfriend? 1:20 PM It's not cheating if he doesn't find out about it 1:20 PM I'm not meeting up with you, dude Start a message GIF Does he dick you down? 1:21 PM Do me a favor and go crawl under a rock and die 1:21 PM Aw no need to be mean, darling 1:22 PM I'm posting you to reddit 1:22 PM 2 unread messages Please don't. Seriously don't I'll report you 1:23 PM Start a message GIF 可 Scumbag in my GF's DMs

Cheating, Dude, and Dumb: Hello and good afternoon
How are you?
1:04 PM
I'm good; you?
1:04 PM
Great, now that you've
answered me
I'm from
Anyway, I'm
and in one of your tweets you
said you were from
So I wanted to know if you
wanted to hang out some time
get to know each other?
1:06 PM
I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend
And I don't meet up with
strangers
GIF
Start a message

Stranger? I just introduced
myself to you, honey, so I'm
not a stranger no more
1:07 PM
No, I'm pretty sure you still
constitute as a stranger
1:08 PM
2 unread messages
That's dumb
I just wanna meet up and have
some fun I got to
1:09 PM
GIF
Start a message

I'm not interested in meeting
up with you, dude
I have a boyfriend
1:11 PM
Forget about the boyfriend
He doesn't have to know
1:12 PM
Are you implying that I should
cheat on my boyfriend?
1:20 PM
It's not cheating if he doesn't
find out about it
1:20 PM
I'm not meeting up with you,
dude
Start a message
GIF

Does he dick you down?
1:21 PM
Do me a favor and go crawl
under a rock and die
1:21 PM
Aw no need to be mean,
darling
1:22 PM
I'm posting you to reddit
1:22 PM
2 unread messages
Please don't.
Seriously don't I'll report you
1:23 PM
Start a message
GIF
可
Scumbag in my GF's DMs

Cheating, Dude, and Dumb: Hello and good afternoon
How are you?
1:04 PM
I'm good; you?
1:04 PM
Great, now that you've
answered me
I'm from
Anyway, I'm
and in one of your tweets you
said you were from
So I wanted to know if you
wanted to hang out some time
get to know each other?
1:06 PM
I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend
And I don't meet up with
strangers
GIF
Start a message

Stranger? I just introduced
myself to you, honey, so I'm
not a stranger no more
1:07 PM
No, I'm pretty sure you still
constitute as a stranger
1:08 PM
2 unread messages
That's dumb
I just wanna meet up and have
some fun I got to
1:09 PM
GIF
Start a message

I'm not interested in meeting
up with you, dude
I have a boyfriend
1:11 PM
Forget about the boyfriend
He doesn't have to know
1:12 PM
Are you implying that I should
cheat on my boyfriend?
1:20 PM
It's not cheating if he doesn't
find out about it
1:20 PM
I'm not meeting up with you,
dude
Start a message
GIF

Does he dick you down?
1:21 PM
Do me a favor and go crawl
under a rock and die
1:21 PM
Aw no need to be mean,
darling
1:22 PM
I'm posting you to reddit
1:22 PM
2 unread messages
Please don't.
Seriously don't I'll report you
1:23 PM
Start a message
GIF
可
Scumbag in my GF's DMs

Scumbag in my GF's DMs