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![Af, Facebook, and Facts: The Process of Writing a Fanfiction:
aka "Why Some Authors Take Forever to Update"
Intro
End
Plot Twist Climax 2
Climax 1
Plot Twist
Plot Twist
Plot point I have already thought out in detail
= Plot point that I have a general idea of, but need to plan out.
MShit I'm making up as I go along.
sourcherrymagiks:
annabellelux:
ladyataralasse:
tzikeh:
p1013:
sauntering-down:
apollosflamingchariot:
luciferspersephone:
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, Iām typing them up like clockwork.
also this:
facts.
Iām like this with my original fiction, too.
You guys forgot this one:
Accurate AF
Also this entire thought process:
[image creditĀ
Emily ChapmanĀ ]
Thisā¦ this is it
I feel very called out](https://pics.awwmemes.com/the-process-of-writing-a-fanfiction-aka-why-some-authors-66487040.png)
![Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:
truestoriesaboutme:
dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
āI know this is horrible,ā del Toro continues. āYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnāt want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnāt consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, āMountain of the Four,ā on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, āLetās go to the highway.ā We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, āHonk and flash the lights.ā And we started honking.ā
The UFO, says del Toro, āWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second ā and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichĆ©d, with lights [blinking]. Itās so sad: I wish I could reveal theyāre not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.ā
(x)
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
āthere is intelligent life out there but itās really fuckin tackyā
The real reason we havenāt made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donāt want to come back until we apologise](https://pics.awwmemes.com/guillermo-del-toro-says-he-saw-a-real-ufo-and-66390300.png)
