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Target, Tumblr, and Angel: video game mechanics as interpreted by a billion-year-old angel, ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “video game mechanics as interpreted by a billion-year-old angel"] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I can’t comprehend what this would look like, but I know it’s a fantastic shitshow

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Love, Memes, and Proud: my mommy who i love very much me when i grow big and strong so i can protect mommy smol me proud mommy https://t.co/jgm4ynIGDd

https://t.co/jgm4ynIGDd

Club, Lazy, and Com: HA, I'M JUST LAZY. I CAN TOTALLY FL- WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG walkin’ buds

walkin’ buds

Crocs, Funny, and Sex: 2:04 So are u thinking what I'm thinking I think I might be Star Wars movie marathon Shit I was thinkin more like awkward sex for 30 mins and then ghost eachother But I like Star Wars too Bold of you to assume I can last 30 minutes I have only one condition And it is..? The crocs stay on during sex Ur funny I think I have feelings for u 05? I dont know how, but you used the Whong formala und 3. 9ot the coment answer tobt 0.14 0.14- -0.14 %3D %3D That was easy

That was easy

Guess, Hope, and Can: Guess who's going to find a gf this 2020 iamonlydorb oh no I'm not falling for this one again I can only hope

I can only hope

Club, Lazy, and Com: HA, I'M JUST LAZY. I CAN TOTALLY FL- WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG walkin’ buds

walkin’ buds

Club, Friends, and Lazy: WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS HA, I'M JUST LAZY. I CAN TOTALLY FL- WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG True friends

True friends

Nudes, Can, and Skin: Send Nudes Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me lthe honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty? Someone try this

Someone try this

Dating, Girls, and Life: : Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)20:34:39 No.49187320 >able to last as long as I want >literally can go for hours >or otherwise minutes >girls are always surprised by my control 298 KB PNG >start dating one girl >she starts asking questions about how I can control myself so well >l just last longer by thinking of the fact one day ill die and be rotting in a grave with maggots in my eyes and everything iv done in life will be pointless >or blow a load in a minute thinking about loli's I mean, how do you explain something like that Anon has a skill.

Anon has a skill.

Friends, Juice, and Saw: JUICE @Thatbulljuice Bro i hate when babies start act- ing brand new like mf it's me, i just saw you last week and we were best friends don't do this to me 1:00 am · 04 Dec 19 21.2K Retweets 83.1K Likes It’s like we were conjoined, now you acting like I can’t join

It’s like we were conjoined, now you acting like I can’t join

Beef, Cute, and Doctor: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. Lilac, 27 49 miles away I am your ideal woman: 6"8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Looking for a VERY compact man to ride my shoulders so I look cool. What a cute couple.

What a cute couple.

Club, Lazy, and Com: HA, I'M JUST LAZY. I CAN TOTALLY FL- WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG walkin’ buds

walkin’ buds

Anime, Iphone, and Love: POEA @inkbypnut Hey twitter sold all my anime shit to buy my first anime tattoo shop. I'm located in down town Dallas Texas . opening day is dec 7Th I hope this goes viral so I can start my anime collect over ! 9:01 PM Nov 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 33.2K Retweets 76.1K Likes Move on up and make what you love a career.

Move on up and make what you love a career.

Club, Lazy, and Com: HA, I'M JUST LAZY. I CAN TOTALLY FL- WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG walkin’ buds

walkin’ buds

Can, Day, and Will: A Me before Inut I can do this all day Me right afterI nut No. T don't thinki will Day 3 is done

Day 3 is done

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: WHAT I THINK WHAT I CAN PUT INTO WORDS WHAT I SAY TO OTHER PEOPLE WHAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY UNDERSTANE neckkiss:“Life”via weheartit

neckkiss:“Life”via weheartit

Friends, Iphone, and Phone: My grandpa finally got rid of his flip phone and got an iPhone. He came over so I can help him with it, but so far he just wants to set pictures for all his contacts. He's been calling all of his friends and requesting selfies. Wholesome grandpa

Wholesome grandpa

Can, Dylan, and Finger: OUCH!! I CAN TAKE THE OUCH AWAY! MY FINGER! DYLAN SPENCER 2013 ?

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Club, Tumblr, and Best: Teen Masturbated 56 Times Straight Before Dying of Heart Attack f G+ O$A Best I can do is 2 laughoutloud-club: Nobody got time for that!!!

laughoutloud-club: Nobody got time for that!!!

Tumblr, Blog, and Homework: I don't feel like doing homework. Maybe l'll take a nap asailormood:Yep… I can relate.

asailormood:Yep… I can relate.

Click, Family, and Target: Now THAT MAKE you CAN'T STAY BOT WHERE'S Уoue НАART? AND I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT PART S0 MANY BRIGHT LIGHTSTHAT CAST A SHADOW BUT CAN I SPENE IS IT HARD UNDERSTAN DING - INCOMPLETE "? | SEE YOu LAYING NEXT TO ME WITH WORDSI THOUGHT I'D NEVÈR REST SPEAK ANJAKE AND UNAFRAID DEAD ASLEEP OR AM Nj To " KIEP IN LIVING AM NOT 10 ALK THIS MIDRDA HONEY IF YOU STAY LL BE FORGIVEN NOTHING YOu CAN SA AN STOP ME GOING MOME HEE-BLEF ART ATRAID AI hee-blee-art: (please click for better quality) a comic for tdor featuring lyrics from “famous last words” by mcr. that song hits different today. this trans day of remembrance, remember not only those we have lost, but our trans brothers, sisters and siblings that are here with us, struggling along side us. we are each other’s family; we are each other’s home. honor the dead. fight for the living. stay safe.

hee-blee-art: (please click for better quality) a comic for tdor featuring lyrics from “famous last words” by mcr. that song hits different...

Bad, Breaking Bad, and Game of Thrones: The Walking Dead Game of Thrones You're getting 10 seasons while I only get 8? Rose, I can explain- Breaking Bad Firefly 8? I'm getting only 5 seasons You guys are getting seasons? The Simpsons All I have are seasons Very true

Very true

Fall, Tumblr, and Blog: HERE You ARE STILL You ARE STILL Yov ARE STILL HAPPY SMILING AND LAUGHING concert-bruises: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

concert-bruises: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

Club, Lazy, and Com: WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS HA, I'M JUST LAZY I CAN TOTALLY FL WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG We’re Walkin’ Buds bitches.

We’re Walkin’ Buds bitches.

Twitter, Muppet, and Her: Andy Ryan @ltsAndyRyan Her: Who's your favourite character in the Muppet Show? Me: The vampire Her: He doesn't count Me:I can assure you that he does 5:51 AM · 6/28/19 · Twitter Web App

Android, Twitter, and Happy: clouds @CloudsSenpai 2d sheesh >~< 1,420 t10.1K 59K Happy Teeth @HappyMouth - 2d Who is she???? 92 11.4 179 Luca @Luca7352672 2d Her name is Yua Sakuya 25 L 183 2,531 Venom @agent vnm Replying to @Luca7352672@HappyMouth and @CloudsSenpai I can HEAR y'all bookmarking this 20:03 6/21/19 Twitter for Android 114 Retweets 2,919 Likes

Happy, Net, and Can: I can imagine you being happier with someone else. But I can't imagine myself being happy with someone other than you. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Okay, Net, and Can: I like it when I'm talking to you because for at least a few minutes or hours or days I can forget that I'm not okay https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Peace, Nokia, and Can: NOKIA Impossible. So i can die in peace

So i can die in peace

Some More, Decisions, and Never: folu @notfolu types of vacations I need a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where l don't speak to anyone a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up -2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions

Mentos, Tumblr, and Blog: cawareyoudoin: 1234timewar: allsadnshit: naidje: alchemy what does this mean #oh i can explain this!#basically the hole is next to a body of water and is dug down to connect to it#they crack the egg in to attract the fish#then when they pour the coke in it reacts with the mentos and makes carbon dioxide#which makes the fish unable to breathe#so they swim forward to try to get to different water#but forward for them is out of the hole#so thats why they swim up onto land Stumbledeggs knows what’s up! The modern kind of fishing.

cawareyoudoin: 1234timewar: allsadnshit: naidje: alchemy what does this mean #oh i can explain this!#basically the hole is next to a bod...

Gym, Singing, and Verizon: oo Verizon 3:53 PM 58% X Done Sydney, 24 18 miles away Active 33 seconds ago About Sydney The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I'm singing Fergilicious and it's at the part where she says "I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he's my witness" I can point to him and he'll do the little "WOOOOH" part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it's stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think This is wholesome

This is wholesome

Best Friend, Friends, and Girls: 11:50 Add Question Q Quora Notifs Home Open Qs More FRitam Chatterjee upvoted this 19 Nov I like girl A. We are very good friends. A's best friend B likes me. Also, A likes a guy C who is my best bro and C likes another girl D who is in a relationship with another guy. What should we do? Priyanka Dhaka 10.7k upvotes by Ritam Chatterjee, Mukesh Sharma, (more) You can apply Bipartite Matching algorithm of Graph Theory. All you have to do is: 1. Put all girls as vertices (a's) in Part A, and boys as vertices (b's) in Part B. 2. Draw an edge between vertex a to vertex b if a likes b. 3. It will be a bipartite graph (there are no edges within vertices of Part A, and same for Part B) unless your friends are not straight. 4. Then find maximum matching for this bipartite graph. (refer this link Maximum Bipartite Matching-GeeksforGeeks) 5. You will get maximum matching as output and the matched edges will be the pairs who should be together. 6. You can apply weighted bipartite matching algorithm if you know how much they love/like each other. In that case, assign weights according to their amount of love. and repeat step 4 and 5. Thanks for asking this question. Finally I have found a real life problem which can be solved by what Prof Panda has been teaching us for 2-3 years. P.S.I can provide you code for both weighted and unweighted maximum bipartite matching which I made for my project. Updated 28 Jul. Graph Theory can Save Relationships

Graph Theory can Save Relationships

Good, Strong, and Mind: I CAN CHOP ANYTHING Bring me Anything and I'll chop it STRONG WOOD WOOD TIRE $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking aobut good Thoughts See things I chopped: www.whatichopped.com Bring me somethinq: IR20E-445 SYWA me irl

me irl

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: acceptable untamablecosmos:Also have these, I’d never watched Inuyasha before so I’d started it recently. I just want Sesshomaru to go to a modern world and wear raybans I can dream

untamablecosmos:Also have these, I’d never watched Inuyasha before so I’d started it recently. I just want Sesshomaru to go to a modern worl...

America, Bitch, and School: The US SHOULD be divided like this Nos Norther Suthwes* Southeost But its act э11ym like this: uest South Whot keyhollow: rametarin: someoneintheshadow456: vikkidc: rv-nn: el-kabongjr: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you … Please tell me you guys are kidding. Florida is like it’s own country I swear I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍 Um. This is so wrong. You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message ^ LMFAO America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language. Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up. Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades

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Club, Lazy, and Com: WE CAN'T FLY, BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. HERE, I MADE YOU THIS HA, I'M JUST LAZY I CAN TOTALLY FL WALKIN' BUDS CLUB WALKIN BUDS CLU MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ALEXANDER VON WAHLBERG We’re Walkin’ Buds bitches. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/37Rd0jJ

We’re Walkin’ Buds bitches. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/37Rd0jJ

Ass, Sorry, and Sleep: Ugh my back is so sore Baby I'm so sorry :c Did you sleep on it poorly? I can grab you some ibuprofen :c No it's from carrying your ass through 4 dungeons last night ОН O К I SEE

Anime, Iphone, and Shit: EA @inkbypnut Hey twitter sold all my anime shit to buy my first anime tattoo sho... I'm located in down town Dallas Texas. opening day is dec 7Th I hope this goes viral so I can start my anime collect over! 9:01 PM Nov 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 76.1K Likes 33.2K Retweets Wholesome response

Wholesome response

Bad, Fucking, and God: my feelings are hurt @john_from_hr Girl: Rearrange my guts daddy Surgeon: Why isn't she under anesthesia Anesthesiologists: She's under so much anesthesia thecringeandwincefactory: I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24. I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond. My point is, this is completely realistic.

thecringeandwincefactory: I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to ge...

Shit, Metaphor, and Net: THEROCK.NET.NZ Idiots trying to siphon fuel end up sucking shit from sewage tank Ya dig for oil. Sometimes you hit a sewer pipe. I can’t think of a better metaphor

I can’t think of a better metaphor

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: glyndarling: glenn-griffon: star-anise: thepositivecattitude: Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend. I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016. That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute. When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep! The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: glyndarling: glenn-griffon: star-anise: thepositivecattitude: Mother cat with kittens came to meet an o...

Being Alone, Fucking, and God: When it's your day off and you live alone so you start doing your thing but a fucking squirrel rips your entire god damn house off its foundation Uhh, I can explain. (80 me🍭irl

me🍭irl

Police, Test, and Can: Scores 100 on the test: Police officer with the breathalyzer: Ме Somewhere I can get a perfect score

Somewhere I can get a perfect score

Sailor Moon, Tumblr, and Blog: 0 was feeling depressed, but thanks to you, Sailor Moon think I can get through it. asailormood: Ami speaking for most of this sub

asailormood: Ami speaking for most of this sub

Chill, God, and Love: Good news. I've never been with a Russian girl, and I love pus. What do you say quit Stalin, and Russian to things? Holy mother of god I think I'm in love. finding it hard to Putin words? I'm lenin towards asking you to netflix and chill Should I Trotsky on over? As long as you don't arrive 15 minutes late with tsarbucks Wouldn't that get me extra Marx? I can feel an uprising in my lower classes

I can feel an uprising in my lower classes

Internet, Sorry, and Firefox: You're getting 2 billion users while i'm getting 0.2 billion? Firefox, I can explain! Internet Explorer You're getting 200 million? I'm getting 50 million! Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. You guys are getting users?

You guys are getting users?

Anime, Dank, and Iphone: EA @inkbypnut Hey twitter sold all my anime shit to buy my first anime tattoo sho... I'm located in down town Dallas Texas. opening day is dec 7Th I hope this goes viral so I can start my anime collect over! 9:01 PM Nov 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 33.2K Retweets 76.1K Likes Get this man some customers by CaptainJack924 MORE MEMES

Get this man some customers by CaptainJack924 MORE MEMES

Ass, Drugs, and Sex: EAT ASS SUCK A DICK AND SELL DRUGS, OKAY THAT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL FIC BUT SRSLY, I AM JUST TYPING TAGS NOW, BECAUSE I CAN!, there's probably gonna be some graphic violence and maybe some sex scenes but I'll tag them, so please enjoy the fics, and I hope my tags have continued to please you, but if not..., eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “EAT ASS SUCK A DICK AND SELL DRUGS, OKAY THAT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL FIC BUT SRSLY, I’M JUST TYPING TAGS NOW, BECAUSE I CAN!….I hope my tags have continued to please you, but if not, eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Ok, will do

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Dad, Girls, and I Bet: making fun of girls for having "daddy issues" is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha "hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people Imfao fuckin loser" https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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