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Hungryness: Anonymous 08/16/16 Tue)15:24:09 No. 699 763279 [Reply] 699765064 699765233 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day tho >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day the final daydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged >SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like im giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin nam jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up y stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean Anon tries Fiber Bars
Hungryness: Anonymous 08/16/16 Tue)15:24:09 No. 699 763279 [Reply]
 699765064 699765233
 >be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a solution
 >main problem is i eat like a dumpster
 >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul
 Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion
 >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars
 >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 i dont shit that day
 tho
 >next day i fiber myself up even more
 >i dont shit that day either
 >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon
 >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore
 >i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 the final daydawns.mp3
 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way
 >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me
 it's whistling
 >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin
 >no sound other than the whistling hiss
 suddenly stops
 the hole is plugged
 >SOS
 >this shit is so solid it feels like im giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
 >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 >now the fun begins
 >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me
 >solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 blacking out
 >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 >iwasntevenin nam jpeg
 >my guts are yelling in german
 >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly
 most of the shit isn't even digested at this point
 >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat
 >after an hour it finally seems to be over
 >im shivering and crying
 >both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 y stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces
 one last trumpet
 gondorcallsforaid.rar
 shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
Anon tries Fiber Bars

Anon tries Fiber Bars