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Af, Ass, and Best Friend: With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better @balleralert Read more:www.balleralert.com With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, I hate to do this to us, but it's only fair. 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash was funny, right? It's the same humor here. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some of us walk around like we can't do no wrong. We have our noses in the air like our sh*t does not stank. If we are allowed to tell it, we are the total package. We're educated, employed, a beast at ordering take out and we got that snapper box. We "know" how to satisfy our men, but we are magically single and best friends with Duracell and vibrators. That sh*t makes no sense. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Listen if no one tells ya'll, I'm going to tell ya'll. Your box trash AF. That's why you always one and done. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ First of all, wash your ass. If he smells you, you know you smell you. You are quick to talk about your hello kitty being self-cleaning. And so is my oven, but I still have to clean it after each use. Your snail trail out here looking like slug guts . IssaInfection. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then the appearance is just off. Like why your sh*t looks like it's been ran through. Can you at least groom your nappy dug out. Waxing is your best friend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On top of that your box dry as the Sahara desert. Ole dude said it feels like he screwing sand paper. You 25 with menopausal vagina. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And if you not dry, men have to throw anchors out not to fall into the black hole you trying to pass off as good box. Just deep and wide for no good reason. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then you have the audacity to holler you grown, but your fellatio childish AF. Girl if you don't gobble them balls and swallow his manhood. Don't act like you new to sucking on sh*t. You've been groomed your entire life. The pacifier, blow pops, popsicles and pickles have prepared you for this day... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).
Af, Ass, and Best Friend: With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude
 Should Be Better
 @balleralert
 Read more:www.balleralert.com
With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, I hate to do this to us, but it's only fair. 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash was funny, right? It's the same humor here. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some of us walk around like we can't do no wrong. We have our noses in the air like our sh*t does not stank. If we are allowed to tell it, we are the total package. We're educated, employed, a beast at ordering take out and we got that snapper box. We "know" how to satisfy our men, but we are magically single and best friends with Duracell and vibrators. That sh*t makes no sense. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Listen if no one tells ya'll, I'm going to tell ya'll. Your box trash AF. That's why you always one and done. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ First of all, wash your ass. If he smells you, you know you smell you. You are quick to talk about your hello kitty being self-cleaning. And so is my oven, but I still have to clean it after each use. Your snail trail out here looking like slug guts . IssaInfection. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then the appearance is just off. Like why your sh*t looks like it's been ran through. Can you at least groom your nappy dug out. Waxing is your best friend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On top of that your box dry as the Sahara desert. Ole dude said it feels like he screwing sand paper. You 25 with menopausal vagina. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And if you not dry, men have to throw anchors out not to fall into the black hole you trying to pass off as good box. Just deep and wide for no good reason. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then you have the audacity to holler you grown, but your fellatio childish AF. Girl if you don't gobble them balls and swallow his manhood. Don't act like you new to sucking on sh*t. You've been groomed your entire life. The pacifier, blow pops, popsicles and pickles have prepared you for this day... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).

With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, I hate to do this to...

Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still thinks he's as small as when he was a puppy Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22 @DrSmashlove So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it 🤗😂: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: “Right now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!🤣” WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T 😂. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): “To be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE 😂...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally ‘came’ before u 😢🔫 ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe 😩😂😂😂
Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still
 thinks he's as small as when he was a
 puppy
 Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22
 @DrSmashlove
So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it 🤗😂: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: “Right now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!🤣” WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T 😂. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): “To be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE 😂...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally ‘came’ before u 😢🔫 ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe 😩😂😂😂

So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the ...