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Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili
Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
 Mornin (
 So I'm writing this book
 I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
 just stuck and have been for ages
 It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
 wanna be in a chapter?
 Today 10:59 AM
 Do I get my own chapter?
 Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
 could've done differently to make sure thatl
 don't fuck it up next time 'round
 Sounds like a lot of work
 Nah, after disappointing so many times it
 comes naturally
 Something you're quite proud of lol
 What'll be the name of my chapter?
 Or is that something you name afterwards?
 Today 12:54 PM
 Megan all the wrong choices
 How's that
 Disappointing
 You're doing well
 I can only go up from here
 My plan is working perfectly
 Oh?
 I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
 your hands together like an evil villain lol
 Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
 here. Got my master plan right on track
 Next step is to make an awful first date
 and
 me dress up.
 n shist is about as nice
 Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
 open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
 chili
 Lmfao
 That sounds interesting
 Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
 throw them?
 Nah we throw them at each other, and let
 our body heat cook them. Just like how they
 did in the old days
 SWEET
 After that we can go to the local fountain
 and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
 Today 4:24 PM
 Can we get beignets?
 Today 4:42 PM
 Fine but you're paying
 Gonna be the worst date ever
 Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
 chili
 K but in gonna burn it
 Fair warning
 When is this date?
 And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
 Extra flavor
 Oh god
 When are you free?
 I've got a butt load of work till Friday
 afternoon
 : I'm free Friday
 That works for me
 Cool
 Here's my number
 T
Hobo chili

Hobo chili

America, Anaconda, and Apparently: Honrath &Stacey Plambi a Heating Phono 237.50 oswinstark: trashmouse: brinconvenient: sabbatine: atsirhc: smalllittlekitty: The man holding this #BlackLivesMatter sign is Richmond (CA) police chief Chris Magnus, whose department has not lost an officer or killed a citizen since 2007, the year after he took over. This is not an accident, this peacefulness is the direct result of his leadership. Police departments across the country should be looking to his department as an example to be followed. ‘Chief Magnus changed the department from one that focused on “impact teams” of officers who roamed rough neighborhoods looking to make arrests to one that required all officers to adopt a “community policing” model, which emphasizes relationship building. “We had generations of families raised to hate and fear the Richmond police, and a lot of that was the result of our style of policing in the past. It took us a long time to turn that around, and we’re seeing the fruits of that now. There is a mutual respect now, and some mutual compassion.”’ the interview is pretty awesome if you want to watch it: https://www.yahoo.com/news/richmond-california-police-chief-chris-magnus-talks-community-policing-in-katie-couric-interview-044448393.html?ref=gs They also do regular officer trainings with roleplay scenarios and airsoft guns to teach them how to de-escalate, how to avoid firing when fired upon, and how to deal with people with weapons in a way that doesn’t end with a shootout. They also apparently go through the details of officer-involved shootings elsewhere, picking them apart and using them as teaching tools for what NOT to do or what the officer could have done to avoid shooting the person. Essentially, they take a proactive approach to not shooting people and put time, money, and effort into it. Richmond isn’t a low-crime area. Other cities could follow their model and almost certainly see results. Who’d have thought it would take so much work to learn how to just … NOT shoot people These are the sort of police officers who deserve respect.  The ones who take the time to build a relationship with the community they’re supposed to be protecting, and work to actually protect people instead of just shooting anyone who looked scary. In before anyone tries to say that the only reason this works is because Richmond is probably like “not as bad” as other places in the US I grew up here. I’m close to Richmond. It used to be one of the most dangerous cities in America. Literally. In 2006 it was #11 in the Most Dangerous Cities in America.  Now? It doesn’t even break the top 100. What changed? This guy became police chief in 2007. IT’S SO FUCKING WEIRD HOW THAT WORKS! *looks pointedly at every other police force in America*
America, Anaconda, and Apparently: Honrath &Stacey
 Plambi a Heating
 Phono 237.50
oswinstark:

trashmouse:

brinconvenient:

sabbatine:

atsirhc:

smalllittlekitty:

The man holding this #BlackLivesMatter sign is Richmond (CA) police chief Chris Magnus, whose department has not lost an officer or killed a citizen since 2007, the year after he took over. This is not an accident, this peacefulness is the direct result of his leadership. Police departments across the country should be looking to his department as an example to be followed. 

 ‘Chief Magnus changed the department from one that focused on “impact teams” of officers who roamed rough neighborhoods looking to make arrests to one that required all officers to adopt a “community policing” model, which emphasizes relationship building.

“We had generations of families raised to hate and fear the Richmond police, and a lot of that was the result of our style of policing in the past.  It took us a long time to turn that around, and we’re seeing the fruits of that now. There is a mutual respect now, and some mutual compassion.”’

the interview is pretty awesome if you want to watch it: https://www.yahoo.com/news/richmond-california-police-chief-chris-magnus-talks-community-policing-in-katie-couric-interview-044448393.html?ref=gs

They also do regular officer trainings with roleplay scenarios and airsoft guns to teach them how to de-escalate, how to avoid firing when fired upon, and how to deal with people with weapons in a way that doesn’t end with a shootout. 
They also apparently go through the details of officer-involved shootings elsewhere, picking them apart and using them as teaching tools for what NOT to do or what the officer could have done to avoid shooting the person. 
Essentially, they take a proactive approach to not shooting people and put time, money, and effort into it. Richmond isn’t a low-crime area. Other cities could follow their model and almost certainly see results.

Who’d have thought it would take so much work to learn how to just … NOT shoot people

These are the sort of police officers who deserve respect.  The ones who take the time to build a relationship with the community they’re supposed to be protecting, and work to actually protect people instead of just shooting anyone who looked scary.

In before anyone tries to say that the only reason this works is because Richmond is probably like “not as bad” as other places in the US
I grew up here. I’m close to Richmond. It used to be one of the most dangerous cities in America. Literally. In 2006 it was #11 in the Most Dangerous Cities in America. 
Now? It doesn’t even break the top 100.
What changed? This guy became police chief in 2007.
IT’S SO FUCKING WEIRD HOW THAT WORKS! *looks pointedly at every other police force in America*

oswinstark: trashmouse: brinconvenient: sabbatine: atsirhc: smalllittlekitty: The man holding this #BlackLivesMatter sign is Richmond ...

America, Club, and Drinking: NAIL POLISH RELATED FACTS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT By OhMyNailPolish.com AGIRL HAS BEEN ADDICTED TO DRINKING NAIL POLISH FOR 5 YEARS Bertha, a girl in her 20s sips, shoots and licks up to five bottles a day! According to her, blue nail polish is the tastiest while glitter nail polish is a close second..but who are we to judge? AGIRL NEARLY DIED AFTER SETTING HERSELF ON FIRE FROM TAKING OFF NAIL POLISH 2 In 2015, a 20 year old woman nearly died after accidentally setting herself on fire while taking off her nail polish near a candle. Luckily for her, her neighbours were able to rush in and save her by putting out the flames! NAIL POLISH WAS USED TO DISTRACT A MONKEY FROM POKING AT ITS SUTURES 3 After a Lion Tailed Macaque received surgery for a possibly fatal condition, zoo officials had trouble keeping her from tearing apart her sutures. The solution? They painted her nails a bright red color to distract her from the sutures.and it worked THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE NAIL POLISH COSTS $250,000 Containing 267 carats of black diamonds, this tiny botte of nail polish made by the LA based luxury jeweller Azature will set you back a quarter of a million dollars! Hows that for expensive? ORGANIC, EDIBLE NAIL POLISH IS A THING Kid Licks offers a variety of different organic ANES edible nail polish made from fruits and vegetables Yummy! While it was originally created as a toxic-free nail polish alternative for kids, there's nothing stopping you from trying a little bit yourself NEON NAIL POLISH IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA Neon coloured nail polish is actually illegal to produce in America! The reason behind it? Apparenty no one has ever bothered to submit any neon colorants to the FDA for approval! This means that the neon nail polish you see at stores are imported! SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE NAIL POLISH TO DETECT RAPE DATE DRUGS Soon, nail polish could have the potential to save your life! This new nail lacquer "Undercover Colors" will be able to detect date rape drugs by changing colors in the presence of Rohypnol (roofs), GHB (G-juice") or Xanax in spiked beverages. A discrete stirring with your finger is all it will take to check the safety of your drink N JAPAN, YOU CAN HAVE NAILS THAT LIGHT UP EVERYTIME YOU USE YOUR SMARTPHONE 8 What if your nails lit up every time you used your smartphone? Well, now they can..n Japan! Using a technology called near-field communication, these "LumiDecoNails" are able to transfer small amounts of power to react to smartphones- effectively causing them to light up. every time you use your smartphone! WEED MANICURES ARE CALSO) A THING 9 Did you know that you could encapsulate weed into nail polish? To achieve this unique look, medicinal weed is carefully crushed into tiny pieces before being encapsulated in gel polish. The result? Nails that are elegantly sprinkled with bits of marijuana leaves! YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO RENT LUXURY NAIL POLISH ONLINE FOR $18/MONTH Lacquerous was a subscription based online nail polish club-they offered women the opportunity to rent"luxury nail polish for about $18 a month. Unfortunately, the site closed down after a period of minimal activity REFERENCES http://www.discoverylife.com/tv-shows/psych-week/psych-week-videos/season-3-cant-stop-drinking-nail-polish/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036502/Woman-20-nearly-dies-setting-fire-taking-nail-varnish-near-candle.html http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/When-nail-polish-and-chewing-gum-tamed-an-unruly-lion-tailed-macaque/51347135.cms http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/azature-black-diamond-worlds-most-expensive-nail-polish_n_1747474.html http://kidlicks.com/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2137985/Neon-nail-polish-illegal-manufacture-U-S-But-bothered-register-FDA.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti- cle-2732144/Wil-nail-polish-stop-sexual-assault-Male-science-students-develop-manicure-changes-color-exposed-date-rape-drugs.html http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/04/18/business/led-nails-light-up-when-calling/VwBeZFYi6xu http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a56116/weed-nail-art/ http://www.refinery29.com/2012/11/39215/lacquerous Bu y. NAIL POLISH Check out OhMyNailPolish.com For more cool nail polish info! howtoremovegelnailpolish: How many did you know? Full size + High quality version here:  http://ohmynailpolish.com/infographics/10-nail-polish-related-facts-never-knew-infographic-version/
America, Club, and Drinking: NAIL POLISH RELATED FACTS
 THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT
 By OhMyNailPolish.com
 AGIRL HAS BEEN ADDICTED TO DRINKING
 NAIL POLISH FOR 5 YEARS
 Bertha, a girl in her 20s sips, shoots and licks up to five bottles
 a day! According to her, blue nail polish is the tastiest while
 glitter nail polish is a close second..but who are we to judge?
 AGIRL NEARLY DIED AFTER SETTING HERSELF ON
 FIRE FROM TAKING OFF NAIL POLISH
 2
 In 2015, a 20 year old woman nearly died after
 accidentally setting herself on fire while taking off her
 nail polish near a candle. Luckily for her, her neighbours
 were able to rush in and save her by putting out the
 flames!
 NAIL POLISH WAS USED TO DISTRACT A
 MONKEY FROM POKING AT ITS SUTURES
 3
 After a Lion Tailed Macaque received surgery for a possibly
 fatal condition, zoo officials had trouble keeping her from
 tearing apart her sutures. The solution? They painted her nails
 a bright red color to distract her from the sutures.and it
 worked

 THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE NAIL POLISH
 COSTS $250,000
 Containing 267 carats of black diamonds,
 this tiny botte of nail polish made by the
 LA based luxury jeweller Azature will set you
 back a quarter of a million dollars! Hows
 that for expensive?
 ORGANIC, EDIBLE NAIL POLISH IS A THING
 Kid Licks offers a variety of different organic ANES
 edible nail polish made from fruits and vegetables
 Yummy! While it was originally created as a
 toxic-free nail polish alternative for kids, there's
 nothing stopping you from trying a little bit
 yourself
 NEON NAIL POLISH IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA
 Neon coloured nail polish is actually illegal to
 produce in America! The reason behind it?
 Apparenty no one has ever bothered to submit
 any neon colorants to the FDA for approval! This
 means that the neon nail polish you see at stores
 are imported!

 SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE NAIL POLISH TO
 DETECT RAPE DATE DRUGS
 Soon, nail polish could have the potential to save your life!
 This new nail lacquer "Undercover Colors" will be able to
 detect date rape drugs by changing colors in the presence of
 Rohypnol (roofs), GHB (G-juice") or Xanax in spiked beverages.
 A discrete stirring with your finger is all it will take to check the
 safety of your drink
 N JAPAN, YOU CAN HAVE NAILS THAT LIGHT UP
 EVERYTIME YOU USE YOUR SMARTPHONE
 8
 What if your nails lit up every time you used your
 smartphone? Well, now they can..n Japan! Using a
 technology called near-field communication, these
 "LumiDecoNails" are able to transfer small amounts of
 power to react to smartphones- effectively causing
 them to light up. every time you use your smartphone!
 WEED MANICURES ARE CALSO) A THING
 9
 Did you know that you could encapsulate weed into
 nail polish? To achieve this unique look, medicinal
 weed is carefully crushed into tiny pieces before
 being encapsulated in gel polish. The result? Nails that
 are elegantly sprinkled with bits of marijuana leaves!

 YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO RENT LUXURY NAIL
 POLISH ONLINE FOR $18/MONTH
 Lacquerous was a subscription based online nail
 polish club-they offered women the opportunity
 to rent"luxury nail polish for about $18 a
 month. Unfortunately, the site closed down after
 a period of minimal activity
 REFERENCES
 http://www.discoverylife.com/tv-shows/psych-week/psych-week-videos/season-3-cant-stop-drinking-nail-polish/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036502/Woman-20-nearly-dies-setting-fire-taking-nail-varnish-near-candle.html
 http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/When-nail-polish-and-chewing-gum-tamed-an-unruly-lion-tailed-macaque/51347135.cms
 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/azature-black-diamond-worlds-most-expensive-nail-polish_n_1747474.html
 http://kidlicks.com/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2137985/Neon-nail-polish-illegal-manufacture-U-S-But-bothered-register-FDA.html
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti-
 cle-2732144/Wil-nail-polish-stop-sexual-assault-Male-science-students-develop-manicure-changes-color-exposed-date-rape-drugs.html
 http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/04/18/business/led-nails-light-up-when-calling/VwBeZFYi6xu
 http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a56116/weed-nail-art/
 http://www.refinery29.com/2012/11/39215/lacquerous
 Bu
 y.
 NAIL POLISH
 Check out OhMyNailPolish.com For more cool nail polish info!
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