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Housekeeping: mcu-cast: Olivia Munn for Good Housekeeping, 2014. Olivia Munn looking gorg as always
Housekeeping: mcu-cast:

Olivia Munn for Good Housekeeping, 2014.


Olivia Munn looking gorg as always

mcu-cast: Olivia Munn for Good Housekeeping, 2014. Olivia Munn looking gorg as always

Housekeeping: FRUSTRATED MOM WRITES THE FUNNIEST LETTER TO HER KIDS ABOUT THEIR SUMMER BEHAVIOR .THIS IS PRICELESS Hey Kids, Feel free to leave your stuff wherever you want this summer. Half drunk smoothies in the family room? No problem. I got it. Socks in the hall. I'm on it. Dishes in the sink? Keep 'em coming. Legos? Everywhere? Love it. Oh, and feel free to drag your blankets all over the house and abandon them the moment you no longer want them. I'll fold them lovingly for you and return them to your roomS. And doors? Shutting them is optional. I'm right behind you, so, seriously, don't worry about it. I love when the wasps get in and the air conditioning gets out. Who are we to be sequestered in our climate controlled house? Open door policy in this house. We have endless money And it's totally fine to lcave your wet bathing suits and towels on any surface from the floor to the banister. I love heaps, but be creative! Oh, and putting them on painted wood surfaces is the best. I'll grab them so they don't warp the wood. You're busy. Stop. Get back to your Netflix. Friends is not going to binge watch itself. And let me know when you are hungry. Don't be encumbered by normal meal times. And please don't coordinate with each other. The kitchen is open 24/7 and I'm happy to whip up anything you need, whenever you nced it. I majored in short order cookin g. And if you make something yourself, just leave every single item exactly where you last needed it. Milk, too. If it goes bad...I'l just buy more. Money? Please. I'll just work more. And I got the clean-up. I will walk in your footsteps and put things away. It's fun for me to live vicariously through your cooking. Like, wow, how did they get so much shredded cheese on the counter? sive And every time you are thirsty.. .get a new glass. We have tons. And a dishwasher I love to load and unload. And, as far as I know, endless electricity and water. The world is our oyster. And if something comes up with your friends? I'm in. I'll drive you there or back, or hell, both. I mean, I have a car and a license. I should put it to good use. And please, no need to give me any advance notice. I can casily stop whatever I'm doing, even work, to take you. I know how valuable your time is. Need some money movies? You got it, kiddo. for the And to the little one, when you feel like it, I' take you to the pool. Before we go, you can compla and squirm while I put on your sunscreen. Don't hold back. Just be you. Express how you're feeling. It is cold, isn't it? I love the challenge of when you inch away slowly as I'm applying it. Good stretch for my arms and back. Kind of you to think of mc. in And just one thing on goggles. I'm on it. Don't bother to keep track of yours. I've made it my er mission to know where your goggles are at all times (in the car...left side...wedged in between the seats). At night, I'm sleeping with them under my pillow. We can't be too careful. How will you swim without them? Just a few last minute housekeeping items: Eye rolling? Yes! I love the immediate feedback of my thoughts and ideas. How else can I gauge if I'm pleasing you or not? Showering? Optional. You know what's best. I defer to you. Wearing a hat? No way. The more sun the better. Chores? Just tell me when it's a good time for you. The weeds and messes aren't going anywhere. One last thing...please always wear your headphones so that you can't hear me when I'm talking to you. Communication is totally overrated Little known fact about me? I love yelling things at the top of my lungs three or four times with no response. It's very cathartic. Look it up. Well, call me crazy, but if you guys follow all of these guidelines, I think this summer is going to be a win for all of us. Or if you don't understand sarcasm, you won't make it to the end of August. Either way. Love you guys. -The Default Parent Click below to share this hilarious letter with friends! <p>Frustrated Mom Writes The Funniest Letter To Her Kids About Their ‘Summer Behavior’. This Is Priceless.</p>
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Housekeeping: FRUSTRATED MOM WRITES THE FUNNIEST LETTER TO HER KIDS
 ABOUT THEIR SUMMER BEHAVIOR .THIS IS PRICELESS
 Hey Kids,
 Feel free to leave your stuff wherever you want
 this summer. Half drunk smoothies in the family
 room? No problem. I got it. Socks in the hall. I'm
 on it. Dishes in the sink? Keep 'em coming.
 Legos? Everywhere? Love it. Oh, and feel free to
 drag your blankets all over the house and abandon
 them the moment you no longer want them. I'll
 fold them lovingly for you and return them to your
 roomS.
 And doors? Shutting them is optional. I'm right
 behind you, so, seriously, don't worry about it. I
 love when the wasps get in and the air
 conditioning gets out. Who are we to be
 sequestered in our climate controlled house? Open
 door policy in this house. We have endless money
 And it's totally fine to lcave your wet bathing suits
 and towels on any surface from the floor to the
 banister. I love heaps, but be creative! Oh, and
 putting them on painted wood surfaces is the best.
 I'll grab them so they don't warp the wood. You're
 busy. Stop. Get back to your Netflix. Friends is not
 going to binge watch itself.
 And let me know when you are hungry. Don't be
 encumbered by normal meal times. And please
 don't coordinate with each other. The kitchen is
 open 24/7 and I'm happy to whip up anything you
 need, whenever you nced it. I majored in short
 order cookin
 g.
 And if you make something yourself, just leave
 every single item exactly where you last needed it.
 Milk, too. If it goes bad...I'l just buy more.
 Money? Please. I'll just work more. And I got the
 clean-up. I will walk in your footsteps and put
 things away. It's fun for me to live vicariously
 through your cooking. Like, wow, how did they
 get so much shredded cheese on the counter?
 sive
 And every time you are thirsty.. .get a new glass.
 We have tons. And a dishwasher I love to load and
 unload. And, as far as I know, endless electricity
 and water. The world is our oyster.
 And if something comes up with your friends? I'm
 in. I'll drive you there or back, or hell, both. I
 mean, I have a car and a license. I should put it to
 good use. And please, no need to give me any
 advance notice. I can casily stop whatever I'm
 doing, even work, to take you. I know how
 valuable your time is. Need some money
 movies? You got it, kiddo.
 for the
 And to the little one, when you feel like it, I' take
 you to the pool. Before we go, you can compla
 and squirm while I put on your sunscreen. Don't
 hold back. Just be you. Express how you're
 feeling. It is cold, isn't it? I love the challenge of
 when you inch away slowly as I'm applying it.
 Good stretch for my arms and back. Kind of you to
 think of mc.
 in
 And just one thing on goggles. I'm on it. Don't
 bother to keep track of yours. I've made it my
 er mission to know where your goggles are
 at all times (in the car...left side...wedged in
 between the seats). At night, I'm sleeping with
 them under my pillow. We can't be too careful.
 How will you swim without them?
 Just a few last minute housekeeping items: Eye
 rolling? Yes! I love the immediate feedback of my
 thoughts and ideas. How else can I gauge if I'm
 pleasing you or not? Showering? Optional. You
 know what's best. I defer to you. Wearing a hat?
 No way. The more sun the better. Chores? Just tell
 me when it's a good time for you. The weeds and
 messes aren't going anywhere.
 One last thing...please always wear your
 headphones so that you can't hear me when I'm
 talking to you. Communication is totally overrated
 Little known fact about me? I love yelling things
 at the top of my lungs three or four times with no
 response. It's very cathartic. Look it up.
 Well, call me crazy, but if you guys follow all of
 these guidelines, I think this summer is going to be
 a win for all of us.
 Or if you don't understand sarcasm, you won't
 make it to the end of August. Either way.
 Love you guys.
 -The Default Parent
 Click below to share this hilarious letter with
 friends!
<p>Frustrated Mom Writes The Funniest Letter To Her Kids About Their ‘Summer Behavior’. This Is Priceless.</p>

<p>Frustrated Mom Writes The Funniest Letter To Her Kids About Their ‘Summer Behavior’. This Is Priceless.</p>