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Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT Today, 3:10 PM Neckbeardy?? What does women's issues have to do with the fact that if ur not hot u get called a creep for wanting to hang out Today, 3:58 PM it depends how you go about asking. i know literally no one who has beern called a creep for asking someone to hang out while looking average. if women are calling you a creep every time you ask them to hang... the problem isn't with women, it's with you. evaluate how you approach women. So my problem is that i shouldnt text hey whats up?" Or "hey we should So my problem is that i shouldnt text, hey whats up?" Or "hey we should hang out sometime" because its creepy??? But a friend of mine just sends a dick pic or whips it out and gets the girl and thats not creepy?? Must be the font style im using right? the thing is... yeah, some women are willing to hook up over a dick pic. women aren't all the same. lumping the whole group into "women think average guys are creeps but bang hot guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of most women. they're not some hivemind, they're individual people. sure, you can say "hey we should hang", but if you act pushy/desperate, make sexual comments, ignore boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're a creep. like i said, step back and evaluate your behavior. make sure you're not doing anything that makes women uncomfortable. Like texting them lol ur not very smart dude i know you meant texting. all of the things i mentioned can be done over text. if you think they can't, then it's not me who's stupid... based on this conversation so far, yeah, i can definitely see why women don't want to hang out with you. you refuse to see them as anything more than a stereotype, you insult people who try to give you constructive feedback, you don't listen, and you seem to only think about yourself. Ur right bro. I should use different tone and inflections via text messages... especially when saying whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask what a girl is doing or how shes feeling feeling. I should just send a dick pic lol yeah, you're completely not getting it. well, i tried. there's no point in talking to a brick wall, so see ya. Whats there to get? I should change the way i say whats up?? like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)
Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT
 Today, 3:10 PM
 Neckbeardy??
 What does women's issues have to do
 with the fact that if ur not hot u get
 called a creep for wanting to hang out
 Today, 3:58 PM
 it depends how you go about asking. i
 know literally no one who has beern
 called a creep for asking someone to
 hang out while looking average.
 if women are calling you a creep every
 time you ask them to hang... the
 problem isn't with women, it's with you.
 evaluate how you approach women.
 So my problem is that i shouldnt text
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should

 So my problem is that i shouldnt text,
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should
 hang out sometime" because its
 creepy??? But a friend of mine just
 sends a dick pic or whips it out and
 gets the girl and thats not creepy??
 Must be the font style im using right?
 the thing is... yeah, some women are
 willing to hook up over a dick pic.
 women aren't all the same. lumping
 the whole group into "women think
 average guys are creeps but bang hot
 guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of
 most women. they're not some
 hivemind, they're individual people.
 sure, you can say "hey we should
 hang", but if you act pushy/desperate,
 make sexual comments, ignore
 boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL
 WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're
 a creep. like i said, step back and
 evaluate your behavior. make sure
 you're not doing anything that makes
 women uncomfortable.

 Like texting them lol ur not very smart
 dude i know you meant texting. all of
 the things i mentioned can be done
 over text.
 if you think they can't, then it's not me
 who's stupid...
 based on this conversation so far, yeah,
 i can definitely see why women don't
 want to hang out with you. you refuse
 to see them as anything more than a
 stereotype, you insult people who try to
 give you constructive feedback, you
 don't listen, and you seem to only think
 about yourself.
 Ur right bro. I should use different
 tone and inflections via text
 messages... especially when saying
 whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask
 what a girl is doing or how shes
 feeling

 feeling.
 I should just send a dick pic lol
 yeah, you're completely not getting it.
 well, i tried. there's no point in talking
 to a brick wall, so see ya.
 Whats there to get? I should change
 the way i say whats up??
like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...

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Ass, Barber, and Best Buy: .il Verizon
 10:22 AM
 Text Message
 Today 9:30 AM
 Hey. What's. Up. Bro
 This. KeV in.
 KeV in who
 Be. At. Shop
 Lil. G. Barber. Shojp
 What. Time. You. Tryina. Meet. Up.
 Ima. Bring. The. Cocaine. And. 3
 Poodles
 Did. You. Talk to. Any. One. At. Shop
 Just. Dwayne. But. You. Know. He. On.
 That. Gay. Shit. Always. Tryina. Put. It.
 In. Me.
 What
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 StubHub

 Verizon
 10:22 AM
 Did. You. Talk. To. Him. Bout. Mack. Pc
 Yea. But. Last. Time. I. Bought. A. Pc
 From. Him. It. Was. Filled. With. Animal.
 Pornography. And. I. Had. To. Return. It
 I. Brought. It. To. Best. Buy. To. See
 How. To. Get. It. Off. But. I. Had. To. Run
 Out. Cuz. They. Were. Looking. At. Me
 Weird. And. Talked. About. Calling. The
 Police. On. Me
 No. Call. Lil. Gee. He. Will. Explain
 You. Can't. Explain. Animal. Porn. Man
 Do. You.Know. How. Blown. I. Was
 When. I. Saw. This. Man. Giving. An
 Elephant. Head?
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 Know. Man. Not. Computer
 I. Mean. Literally. Putting. His. Head. In
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 10:22 AM
 Call. Gee
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 What. Kinda. Shit. You. Leave
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 Music. An. Some other. Shit.
 Oh. That's. Why. Gee. Talking. About.
 Playing. My. Flute. And. Tickling. My
 Ivories
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