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Anaconda, Bodies , and Books: The most likely chemical in chocolate that might explain its feel-good effect is PEA, of which there can be up to 700 mg in a 100 g bar (0.7%). Most chocolate contains much less than this, and a more typical amount would be 50-100 mg. In its pure state PEA is an oily liquid with a fishlike smell, and it can be made in the laboratory from ammonia. (PEA has the curious property of absorbing carbon dioxide from the air.) When people are injected with PEA, the level of glucose in their blood goes up and so does their blood pressure. These effects combine to produce a feeling of well-being and alertness. PEA may trigger the release of dopamine, which is the brain chemical that makes us feel happy, in which case PEA would be acting in the same way as amphetamines such as ecstasy. PEA and ecstasy molecules are roughly the same shape and size, and this has led to the suggestion that they might work in the same way, but scientific proof is lacking that they do. Our own bodies produce tiny but detectable amounts of PEA naturally, and it is formed from an essential dietary amino acid called phenylalanine. The level of natural PEA varies and it increases when we are under stress. It is also higher than normal in schizophrenics and hyperactive children, but this is more likely to be a symptom of these conditions rather than their cause. Not everyone can cope with a sudden influx of PEA, which is why some people are sensitive to chocolate, often suffering a violent headache if they eat too much. This happens because the excess PEA constricts the walls of blood vessels in the brain. The human body has little use for PEA and employs an enzyme, monoamine oxidase, to dispose of it. People whose bodies are intolerant of chocolate appear to have difficulty making enough of the enzyme to prevent the PEA building up to levels that triggers migraines. symbisexual-disaster: Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link In order to get his fix, Venom probably stops the MAO enzyme from getting rid of the PEA. Then he just sucks it up himself so that Eddie doesn’t get headaches. If I’m understanding this right, a chocolate-intolerant person would greatly benefit from bonding with a symbiote. Since chocolate-intolerants don’t make enough of the MAO enzyme, they need to either a) not eat chocolate ever if they don’t want a migraine or b) hook up with a symbiote that will slurp it up for them!  So it might be fun to write either Eddie or an OC who could never enjoy chocolate before, but after bonding, somehow is actually able to? Fun fun. 
Anaconda, Bodies , and Books: The most likely chemical in chocolate that might explain its feel-good effect is PEA, of which there can
 be up to 700 mg in a 100 g bar (0.7%). Most chocolate contains much less than this, and a more typical
 amount would be 50-100 mg. In its pure state PEA is an oily liquid with a fishlike smell, and it can be made
 in the laboratory from ammonia. (PEA has the curious property of absorbing carbon dioxide from the air.)
 When people are injected with PEA, the level of glucose in their blood goes up and so does their blood
 pressure. These effects combine to produce a feeling of well-being and alertness. PEA may trigger the
 release of dopamine, which is the brain chemical that makes us feel happy, in which case PEA would be
 acting in the same way as amphetamines such as ecstasy. PEA and ecstasy molecules are roughly the same
 shape and size, and this has led to the suggestion that they might work in the same way, but scientific proof
 is lacking that they do.
 Our own bodies produce tiny but detectable amounts of PEA naturally, and it is formed from an essential
 dietary amino acid called phenylalanine. The level of natural PEA varies and it increases when we are under
 stress. It is also higher than normal in schizophrenics and hyperactive children, but this is more likely to be a
 symptom of these conditions rather than their cause.
 Not everyone can cope with a sudden influx of PEA, which is why some people are sensitive to chocolate,
 often suffering a violent headache if they eat too much. This happens because the excess PEA constricts the
 walls of blood vessels in the brain. The human body has little use for PEA and employs an enzyme,
 monoamine oxidase, to dispose of it. People whose bodies are intolerant of chocolate appear to have
 difficulty making enough of the enzyme to prevent the PEA building up to levels that triggers migraines.
symbisexual-disaster:
Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link
In order to get his fix, Venom probably stops the MAO enzyme from getting rid of the PEA. Then he just sucks it up himself so that Eddie doesn’t get headaches.
If I’m understanding this right, a chocolate-intolerant person would greatly benefit from bonding with a symbiote. Since chocolate-intolerants don’t make enough of the MAO enzyme, they need to either a) not eat chocolate ever if they don’t want a migraine or b) hook up with a symbiote that will slurp it up for them! 
So it might be fun to write either Eddie or an OC who could never enjoy chocolate before, but after bonding, somehow is actually able to? Fun fun. 

symbisexual-disaster: Trying to learn more about chocolate and PEA, thought this was an interesting resource! Link In order to get his fix, ...

Beautiful, Dancing, and Love: Verizon 1:57 PM * 67% So what did you mean by your inexperience? Inexperienced in many ways. I haven't dated many people, and I'm not very confident when it comes to sex Tue, Sep 5, 1:42 AM If I may it's kind of like dancing, in that when you meet the right person that won't matter at all You could have sex 1000 times with the wrong guy and still feel under confident. But one time with the right man who sees you and treats you with respect and you'll feel like a queen Tue, Sep 5, 7:20 AM That's an empowering thoughts Are you suggesting that you're the "right man"? Tue, Sep 5, 9:25 AM I have no idea, maybe yes maybe no Chemistry is important, and sex is not the end goal for me. It's like wine Great sex is amazing and can be really intoxicating but it doesn't fill you up without a real connection to someone else. Im not trying t To find anything other than a real connection. Laughter, adventure experiences, amazing conversations So I'm very curious about this beautiful girl on tinder who says she's looking for a hook up. That's very uncommon. Is that all you're looking for or are you looking for something more? Tue, Sep 5, 10:38 AM I'm looking for something more, ideally. But I have needs just like anybody else, so if "something more" is a while coming, I'd go for something less with someone who seems trustworthy. It does feel a little weird to put that out there, like I'm pimping myself out. Tue, Sep 5, 12:29 PM All I know about pimping is that it ain't easy I totally understand though. It just caught me by surprise :) I'd love to meet for a drink or tea some time, would you be up for that? Tue, Sep 5, 4:38 PM Sure. When/where? I'm usually available after 6 pm A Year Later, I Married This Girl
Beautiful, Dancing, and Love: Verizon
 1:57 PM
 * 67%
 So what did you mean by your
 inexperience?
 Inexperienced in many ways. I haven't
 dated many people, and I'm not very
 confident when it comes to sex
 Tue, Sep 5, 1:42 AM
 If I may
 it's kind of like dancing, in
 that when you meet the right person
 that won't matter at all
 You could have sex 1000 times with
 the wrong guy and still feel under
 confident. But one time with the right
 man who sees you and treats you with
 respect and you'll feel like a queen
 Tue, Sep 5, 7:20 AM
 That's an empowering thoughts Are
 you suggesting that you're the "right
 man"?
 Tue, Sep 5, 9:25 AM
 I have no idea, maybe yes maybe no
 Chemistry is important, and sex is not
 the end goal for me. It's like wine
 Great sex is amazing and can be really
 intoxicating but it doesn't fill you up
 without a real connection to someone
 else.
 Im not trying t
 To find anything other than a real
 connection. Laughter, adventure
 experiences, amazing conversations
 So I'm very curious about this
 beautiful girl on tinder who says she's
 looking for a hook up. That's very
 uncommon. Is that all you're looking
 for or are you looking for something
 more?
 Tue, Sep 5, 10:38 AM
 I'm looking for something more,
 ideally. But I have needs just like
 anybody else, so if "something more"
 is a while coming, I'd go for something
 less with someone who seems
 trustworthy. It does feel a little weird
 to put that out there, like I'm pimping
 myself out.
 Tue, Sep 5, 12:29 PM
 All I know about pimping is that it ain't
 easy
 I totally understand though. It just
 caught me by surprise :)
 I'd love to meet for a drink or tea some
 time, would you be up for that?
 Tue, Sep 5, 4:38 PM
 Sure. When/where? I'm usually
 available after 6 pm
A Year Later, I Married This Girl

A Year Later, I Married This Girl

Confused, Crazy, and Definitely: 11:09 YOU SUPER LIKED ELVIRA ON U Your cleavage game is top notch Today 8:58 AM Thanks Victoria secret's bra do Yeah they really lift and shape them nicely, I'm pretty sure my hands could do better though And I'm pretty sure i don't want your hands anywhere near my Jeez is this a hookup app or a way to talk to my grandma You think everyone one here wants to hook up? I think if you go to a mcdonalds and order a salad, if the salad sucks it's kinda your fault for ordering it I would take you to a much nicer place btw, thats just an analogy I'm sorry my hoe days are over That's okay, J actually happen to have a time anomaly in my bedroom What does that mean? English is not my first language? Don't worry it's not mine either ignore the second interrogation mark What's yours? Spanish Oh como estas? Lol I honestly can't type spanish for shit but I speak it very well What's your first language? It's French My last girlfriend was french I have prior experience And what did you learn from her ? How to spend 20,000 on someone and have nothing to show for it LMFAO Oh Lord I bet she had a nice pair of titties Definitely, that's why I had to swipe right, you're exactly my type Not exactly. I'm not here for I'm sure there's somewhere between hookups and marriage we can settle on @ I think that's called relationship - Ok deal, you're my girlfriend now Today 9:53 AM Definitely not how it works Now I am both confused and hurt I don't know what you want and l have a headache sounds like a girlfriend Today 1:59 PM You're crazy lol Today 7:02 PM A little bit. CanI get your number still? sent Today 822 PM 240 Type a message GIF I have a girlfriend now
Confused, Crazy, and Definitely: 11:09
 YOU SUPER LIKED ELVIRA ON U
 Your cleavage game is top notch
 Today 8:58 AM
 Thanks Victoria secret's bra do
 Yeah they really lift and shape
 them nicely, I'm pretty sure my
 hands could do better though
 And I'm pretty sure i don't want
 your hands anywhere near my
 Jeez is this a hookup app or a way
 to talk to my grandma
 You think everyone one here
 wants to hook up?
 I think if you go to a mcdonalds
 and order a salad, if the salad
 sucks it's kinda your fault for
 ordering it
 I would take you to a much nicer
 place btw, thats just an analogy
 I'm sorry my hoe days are over
 That's okay, J actually happen to
 have a time anomaly in my
 bedroom
 What does that mean? English is
 not my first language?
 Don't worry it's not mine either
 ignore the second interrogation
 mark
 What's yours?
 Spanish
 Oh como estas? Lol
 I honestly can't type spanish for
 shit but I speak it very well
 What's your first language?
 It's French
 My last girlfriend was french
 I have prior experience
 And what did you learn from her ?
 How to spend 20,000 on
 someone and have nothing to
 show for it LMFAO
 Oh Lord I bet she had a nice pair
 of titties
 Definitely, that's why I had to
 swipe right, you're exactly my
 type
 Not exactly. I'm not here for
 I'm sure there's somewhere
 between hookups and marriage
 we can settle on
 @
 I think that's called relationship
 -
 Ok deal, you're my girlfriend now
 Today 9:53 AM
 Definitely not how it works
 Now I am both confused and hurt
 I don't know what you want and l
 have a headache
 sounds like a girlfriend
 Today 1:59 PM
 You're crazy lol
 Today 7:02 PM
 A little bit. CanI get your number
 still?
 sent
 Today 822 PM
 240
 Type a message
 GIF
I have a girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now

Anaconda, Apparently, and Carolina Panthers: Adam Saleh @omgAd. 2016/12/14 NEW VIDEO IS UP!! I Smuggled Myself On A Plane To Another City and IT WORKED!! (IN A SUITCASE) youtu.be/13yviQ2ByMU Tigerair Australia tigerair @ TigerairAU @omgAdamSaleh Nice try Adam, but definitely a few inconsistencies with this vid, namely the fact we have footage of you boarding the plane! 2016/12/14, 11:21 People act like this is so hard, I'm 15 and yea I do have a really high IQ (150s) and I can easily do integrated calculus in my head, and easily calculate the amount of valence electrons in a nucleus. And lI'm also highly trained in quantum physics, by the way I'm totally self educated Reply 12 There are no electrons in any atomic nucleus. 4h Boom! 1d Just ran into Harry Styles at the tigers game and he Gave me $100 to get him two beers and I took the money and left #sweartogod Harry Styles @Harry_Styles wasn't at the tigers game. Cool story though 8/18/14, 9:44 PM When we both all sleep ea s 66 433 1,009 Isaac Whittemore @6ixice Replying to @CharlinatorG so the bed bugs takin the photos 7:40イ 97 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered iMessage buzzfeed: 17 People Who Lied And Promptly Got Called The Fuuuuuck Out
Anaconda, Apparently, and Carolina Panthers: Adam Saleh @omgAd. 2016/12/14
 NEW VIDEO IS UP!!
 I Smuggled Myself On A Plane To
 Another City and IT WORKED!! (IN A
 SUITCASE)
 youtu.be/13yviQ2ByMU
 Tigerair Australia
 tigerair @ TigerairAU
 @omgAdamSaleh Nice try Adam,
 but definitely a few
 inconsistencies with this vid,
 namely the fact we have footage
 of you boarding the plane!
 2016/12/14, 11:21

 People act like this is so hard, I'm 15 and yea I do have a
 really high IQ (150s) and I can easily do integrated calculus
 in my head, and easily calculate the amount of valence
 electrons in a nucleus. And lI'm also highly trained in
 quantum physics, by the way I'm totally self educated
 Reply 12
 There are no electrons in any atomic nucleus.
 4h
 Boom!

 1d
 Just ran into Harry Styles at the tigers
 game and he Gave me $100 to get
 him two beers and I took the money
 and left #sweartogod
 Harry Styles
 @Harry_Styles
 wasn't at the tigers
 game. Cool story though
 8/18/14, 9:44 PM

 When we both all sleep ea s
 66 433 1,009
 Isaac Whittemore
 @6ixice
 Replying to @CharlinatorG
 so the bed bugs takin the photos

 7:40イ
 97
 iMessage
 Today 7:20 PM
 Hey is this hannah?
 No sorry wrong number
 I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157
 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't
 hannah?
 Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure
 my name isn't Hannah, she gave
 you a fake number, sorry
 Fuck you. I got to hook up with two
 hot sorority girls last night. They
 were both super hot. You were
 probably at home jacking off
 because your a loserYou wish
 you were like me don't you? I get
 any girl I want. They beg for me.
 Hahaha fucking loser.
 Except Hannah apparently
 Delivered
 iMessage
buzzfeed:

17 People Who Lied And Promptly Got Called The Fuuuuuck Out

buzzfeed: 17 People Who Lied And Promptly Got Called The Fuuuuuck Out