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    holiday: My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.
                
            

            
            
My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    holiday: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift into
 any form you choose
 but
 People will always know
 it's you
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

This would be fun when around friends. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift into
 any form you choose
 but
 People will always know
 it's you
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

This would be fun when around friends. 
                
            

            
            
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-ch...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    holiday: TU M BLR.CO M
 LEFT SKI - A RT.

 LEFT SKI -
 ART.
 TUMBLR.COM
leftski-art:

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everybody!This is my paladin who is definitely not Santa for an upcoming 5e holiday one-shot
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: TU M BLR.CO M
 LEFT SKI - A RT.

 LEFT SKI -
 ART.
 TUMBLR.COM
leftski-art:

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everybody!This is my paladin who is definitely not Santa for an upcoming 5e holiday one-shot
                
            

            
            
leftski-art:

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everybody!This is my paladin who is definitely not Santa for an upcoming 5e holiday one...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    holiday: I MICROWAVED FISH TODAY
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: I MICROWAVED FISH TODAY
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…
                
            

            
            
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    holiday: I MICROWAVED FISH TODAY
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: I MICROWAVED FISH TODAY
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…
                
            

            
            
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    holiday: rosa-aint-sit-n-back-4-nu-blk:

This is how I’m going to tell any potential interested women this holiday season I’m trans.
I have been laughing for ten fucking minutes.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                holiday: rosa-aint-sit-n-back-4-nu-blk:

This is how I’m going to tell any potential interested women this holiday season I’m trans.
I have been laughing for ten fucking minutes.

                
                

                
            

            
            
rosa-aint-sit-n-back-4-nu-blk:

This is how I’m going to tell any potential interested women this holiday season I’m trans.
I have been l...