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His: animalsnaps: His ball froze to the ground and he didn’t understand why he couldn’t grab it (Source)
His: animalsnaps:

His ball froze to the ground and he didn’t understand why he couldn’t grab it (Source)

animalsnaps: His ball froze to the ground and he didn’t understand why he couldn’t grab it (Source)

His: painters-in-color: Robert De Niro Sr. in his studio, New York 1958
His: painters-in-color:

Robert De Niro Sr. in his studio, New York 1958

painters-in-color: Robert De Niro Sr. in his studio, New York 1958

His: His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
His: His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

His: His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted
His: His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted

His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted

His: “He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”
His: “He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”

“He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”

His: This good boy knows his lady is in danger (via)
His: This good boy knows his lady is in danger (via)

This good boy knows his lady is in danger (via)

His: Old boy with his smooth moves. 🕺 (Source)
His: Old boy with his smooth moves. 🕺 (Source)

Old boy with his smooth moves. 🕺 (Source)

His: ladybeug: ladybeug:adrien is kind of blowing his cover here but he’s really proud of how he totally crushed the potions homework this week reblogging a couple of these for a little context! 
His: ladybeug:

ladybeug:adrien is kind of blowing his cover here but he’s really proud of how he totally crushed the potions homework this week 
reblogging a couple of these for a little context! 

ladybeug: ladybeug:adrien is kind of blowing his cover here but he’s really proud of how he totally crushed the potions homework this we...

His: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
His: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremembe...

His: He’s so proud of his artwork (via)
His: He’s so proud of his artwork (via)

He’s so proud of his artwork (via)

His: My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years
His: My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

His: My buddy got hit with the onlyfans offer and his response is just gold
His: My buddy got hit with the onlyfans offer and his response is just gold

My buddy got hit with the onlyfans offer and his response is just gold

His: How DeAndre lets his mom know he scored
His: How DeAndre lets his mom know he scored

How DeAndre lets his mom know he scored

His: Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap (via)
His: Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap (via)

Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap (via)

His: posideon: @exysource​, game #0: get to know the members; maira.                              ❝ — it’s time to tear his castle down ❞
His: posideon:



@exysource​, game #0: get to know the members; maira.                              ❝



— it’s time to tear his castle down ❞

posideon: @exysource​, game #0: get to know the members; maira.                              ❝ — it’s time to tear his castle down ❞

His: I hate his new design
His: I hate his new design

I hate his new design

His: the-messenger-hawk: dragomer: mmediocreman: the avatar gang in casual wear! Aang look so cute dressed like that. lookin’ like Sokka getting ready to lead his squad on an adventure 
His: the-messenger-hawk:
dragomer:

mmediocreman:
the avatar gang in casual wear!
Aang look so cute dressed like that.

lookin’ like Sokka getting ready to lead his squad on an adventure 

the-messenger-hawk: dragomer: mmediocreman: the avatar gang in casual wear! Aang look so cute dressed like that. lookin’ like Sokka get...

His: bloom-a-blog: Doggo invented his own game
His: bloom-a-blog:
Doggo invented his own game

bloom-a-blog: Doggo invented his own game

His: A coworker of mine always had one of these in his wallet just in case.
His: A coworker of mine always had one of these in his wallet just in case.

A coworker of mine always had one of these in his wallet just in case.

His: He can really express his emotions
His: He can really express his emotions

He can really express his emotions

His: his career is over
His: his career is over

his career is over

His: His Dad’s smile
His: His Dad’s smile

His Dad’s smile

His: This kid looks like he’s his own father
His: This kid looks like he’s his own father

This kid looks like he’s his own father

His: A young Knight going on his first Crusade, (circa 1369, Colorized)
His: A young Knight going on his first Crusade, (circa 1369, Colorized)

A young Knight going on his first Crusade, (circa 1369, Colorized)

His: ask-art-student-prussia: roderich cares a lot about how he looks, including his hair
His: ask-art-student-prussia:

roderich cares a lot about how he looks, including his hair

ask-art-student-prussia: roderich cares a lot about how he looks, including his hair

His: My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise
His: My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise

My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise

His: Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)
His: Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)

Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)

His: He needs to get his kicks somehow
His: He needs to get his kicks somehow

He needs to get his kicks somehow

His: My nephew and his first sprinkler toy
His: My nephew and his first sprinkler toy

My nephew and his first sprinkler toy

His: dickiesgrayson: damian always did like copying his heroes ft. every other superhero family who is tired of the waynes’ bullshit 
His: dickiesgrayson:

damian always did like copying his heroes ft. every other superhero family who is tired of the waynes’ bullshit 

dickiesgrayson: damian always did like copying his heroes ft. every other superhero family who is tired of the waynes’ bullshit 

His: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him
His: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him

Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him

His: I think our new basset hound Caesar is quite fond of his poppa (via)
His: I think our new basset hound Caesar is quite fond of his poppa (via)

I think our new basset hound Caesar is quite fond of his poppa (via)

His: yourlocalslasher: His food supply is running low
His: yourlocalslasher:

His food supply is running low

yourlocalslasher: His food supply is running low

His: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone
His: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

His: Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.
His: Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.

Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.

His: feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!  I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. ** Practice on Me New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers. His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup. “Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.” His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?” Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?” “I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.” “Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.” “It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?” “I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading
His: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
“Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
“I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
“Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
“It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?”
“I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...