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Bad, Bored, and Friday: THE HELL WAS ALL THAT ABOuT HE HAS HIS GOOD GuALITIES EX-BOYFRIEND. MESSY BREAK-UP HE SEEMS LIKE A REAL PIECE OF WORK OH YEAH, LIKE WHAT? HE'S TALENTED ATHLETIC, FUNNY SEXY, SMART WELL HE'S SELFISH, DOuCHEY, RUDE, JuDGEMENTA HE CAN BE REALLY SWEET A GOOD COOK Too POsSESSIvE AND CLINGY AND HE ALWAYS BUT? MAKES ME FEEL LKE I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMN HE'S YouR EX FOR A REASON, SN'T HE? DOES HE NOT LOOK LKE THE HAS HE EVER BEEN VIOLENT? LIKE, WE'Ve HA OUR FIGHTS BUT HE'5 NEVER HURT ME LIKE THAT GUY You PUNCHED A NIGHT AGO? OH GOSH No! WOuLD IT BE uNSuRPRISING To Vou IF HE LED A DOUBLE LIFE? WHY ARE You ASKING ME THAT? I MEAN SURE,THERE ARE SIMILARITIES THEY DO BOTH HAVE MOHAWKS HIM? ACE?! THERE'S NO FRICKEN I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE HIGH SCHOOL AND WE DATED FOR 2 YEARS A SIMILAR PHYSIQUE WAY! I THINK I'D KNOW IF HE HAD POWERS AND A BAD MOuTH BuT I'M SURE A LOT OR PEOPLE MATCH THAT DESCRIPTION I YOu KNEW WOuLD YOU TELL ME? you DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR BUT I APPRECIATE IT L'D DIE FOR YOu! OKAY W LET'S GET GOING THEN HEAVY BREATHING PUT THIS ON WOWIE! S THAT YOURS? os WHO ELSE'S wouLD IT BE? Y'KNOW THE LAST TIME I WAS ON A MOTOR CYCLE I FELL THE FUCK OFF AND THEN L roLLEd DOWN THE HILL FOR TIME LET'S NOT DO THAT I WouLD HAVE BROuGHTA CAR BUT IT'S NOT AS FuN S0 I DON'T HAVE But JUST CLIMB ON UP BEHIND You? ONE YUP SAMIRA BORED... WISH I WAS BORED ELI'S RLY GOT HIS RUSTLES JIMMIED ELI CAN EAT MY SHORTS uM, IS IT OKAY IF I HOLD ON TO You? HE'S S0 FIRM HOLD ON AS CLOSELY AS YOu NEED WANT You ROLLING DOWN ANY HILLs sharpzero: Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next update will be on Friday. Next page is already up on Patreon if u want to check it out: patreon.com/robotsharksMy store will be closed for shipping 3 weeks after March 21st so if you want to get stuff before then, now’s the time to nab it at gumroad.com/robotsharks
nsfw
Bad, Bored, and Friday: THE HELL
 WAS ALL THAT
 ABOuT
 HE HAS
 HIS GOOD
 GuALITIES
 EX-BOYFRIEND.
 MESSY BREAK-UP
 HE SEEMS
 LIKE A REAL
 PIECE OF WORK
 OH YEAH,
 LIKE WHAT?
 HE'S TALENTED
 ATHLETIC, FUNNY
 SEXY, SMART
 WELL
 HE'S SELFISH,
 DOuCHEY, RUDE,
 JuDGEMENTA
 HE CAN
 BE REALLY
 SWEET
 A GOOD
 COOK Too
 POsSESSIvE
 AND CLINGY
 AND HE ALWAYS
 BUT?
 MAKES ME
 FEEL LKE
 I'M NOT
 GOOD
 ENOUGH
 DAMN
 HE'S YouR
 EX FOR A
 REASON,
 SN'T HE?
 DOES HE NOT
 LOOK LKE THE
 HAS HE
 EVER BEEN
 VIOLENT?
 LIKE, WE'Ve
 HA OUR FIGHTS
 BUT HE'5 NEVER
 HURT ME LIKE
 THAT
 GUY You PUNCHED
 A NIGHT AGO?
 OH GOSH
 No!
 WOuLD IT
 BE uNSuRPRISING
 To Vou IF HE LED
 A DOUBLE LIFE?
 WHY ARE
 You ASKING
 ME THAT?

 I MEAN
 SURE,THERE
 ARE SIMILARITIES
 THEY DO
 BOTH HAVE
 MOHAWKS
 HIM? ACE?!
 THERE'S NO
 FRICKEN
 I'VE KNOWN
 HIM SINCE HIGH
 SCHOOL AND WE
 DATED FOR
 2 YEARS
 A SIMILAR
 PHYSIQUE
 WAY!
 I THINK I'D
 KNOW IF HE
 HAD POWERS
 AND A BAD
 MOuTH BuT
 I'M SURE
 A LOT OR
 PEOPLE MATCH
 THAT DESCRIPTION
 I YOu
 KNEW
 WOuLD
 YOU TELL
 ME?
 you DIDN'T
 HAVE TO GO
 THAT FAR BUT
 I APPRECIATE
 IT
 L'D DIE
 FOR YOu!
 OKAY W
 LET'S GET
 GOING THEN
 HEAVY BREATHING
 PUT THIS
 ON
 WOWIE!
 S THAT
 YOURS?
 os
 WHO ELSE'S
 wouLD IT
 BE?
 Y'KNOW
 THE LAST
 TIME I WAS
 ON A MOTOR
 CYCLE I FELL
 THE FUCK
 OFF
 AND THEN
 L roLLEd DOWN
 THE HILL FOR
 TIME
 LET'S NOT
 DO THAT

 I WouLD HAVE
 BROuGHTA CAR
 BUT IT'S NOT AS
 FuN
 S0 I
 DON'T HAVE
 But
 JUST CLIMB
 ON UP BEHIND
 You?
 ONE
 YUP
 SAMIRA
 BORED...
 WISH I WAS BORED
 ELI'S RLY GOT HIS
 RUSTLES JIMMIED
 ELI CAN
 EAT MY
 SHORTS
 uM, IS
 IT OKAY
 IF I HOLD
 ON TO
 You?
 HE'S
 S0
 FIRM
 HOLD ON
 AS CLOSELY
 AS YOu NEED
 WANT You
 ROLLING DOWN
 ANY HILLs
sharpzero:

Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next update will be on Friday. Next page is already up on Patreon if u want to check it out: patreon.com/robotsharksMy store will be closed for shipping 3 weeks after March 21st so if you want to get stuff before then, now’s the time to nab it at gumroad.com/robotsharks

sharpzero: Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next ...

Alive, Target, and Tumblr: aph-fineland:feliks-lukasiewicz:The Hills are alive, with the sound of Roderich~Forget Re, Gilbert is now a drop of albino sun.
Alive, Target, and Tumblr: aph-fineland:feliks-lukasiewicz:The Hills are alive, with the sound of Roderich~Forget Re, Gilbert is now a drop of albino sun.

aph-fineland:feliks-lukasiewicz:The Hills are alive, with the sound of Roderich~Forget Re, Gilbert is now a drop of albino sun.

Candy, Cars, and Children: brakehagev2 Slate.com 5 hrs Slate Dear Prudie: Do I have to give them candy? Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick- or-Treating in Mine Slate.com Dear Prudence I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, but on one of the more "modest" streets-mostly doctors and lawyers and family business owners. (A few blocks away are billionaires, families with famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I have noticed that on Halloween, what seems like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween isn't a social service or a charity in which I have to buy candy for less fortunate children. Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible person, because what's the big deal about making less fortunate kids happy on a holiday? But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services. Should Halloween be a neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds for their kids? Slate.com's Post See More > guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this goodtimegang "more than enough" oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates rune-midgarts lol this is amazing ryulongd Dear 99, In the urban neighborhood where I used to live, families who were not from the immediate area would come in fairly large groups to trick-or-treat on our streets, which were safe, well-lit, and full of people overstocked with candy. It was delightful to see the little mermaids, spider-men, ghosts, and the occasional axe murderer excitedly run up and down our front steps, having the time of their lives. So we'd spend an extra $20 to make sure we had enough candy for kids who weren't as fortunate as ours. There you are, 99, on the impoverished side of Greenwich or Beverly Hills, with the other struggling lawyers, doctors, and business owners. Your whine makes me kind of wish that people from the actual poor side of town come this year not with scary costumes but with real pitchforks. Stop being callous and miserly and go to Costco, you cheapskate, and get enough candy to fill the bags of the kids who come one day a year to marvel at how the 1 percent live. -Prudie Dear Prudie I think I just witnessed a murder teaboot You fucking monster wahbegan GET HER PRUDENCE Is it that hard to not be a jerk for one night
Candy, Cars, and Children: brakehagev2
 Slate.com
 5 hrs
 Slate
 Dear Prudie: Do I have to give them candy?
 Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick-
 or-Treating in Mine
 Slate.com
 Dear Prudence
 I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods
 in the country, but on one of the more
 "modest" streets-mostly doctors and
 lawyers and family business owners. (A few
 blocks away are billionaires, families with
 famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I
 have noticed that on Halloween, what seems
 like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are
 clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids
 arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate
 areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween
 isn't a social service or a charity in which I
 have to buy candy for less fortunate children.
 Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible
 person, because what's the big deal about
 making less fortunate kids happy on a
 holiday? But it just bugs me, because we
 already pay more than enough taxes toward
 actual social services. Should Halloween be a
 neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a
 free-for-all in which people hunt down the
 best candy grounds for their kids?
 Slate.com's Post
 See More >
 guys this is actually real like a real
 person wrote this
 goodtimegang
 "more than enough" oh you fucking
 saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto
 the unfortunates
 rune-midgarts
 lol this is amazing
 ryulongd
 Dear 99,
 In the urban neighborhood where I used to live, families who were not from the
 immediate area would come in fairly large groups to trick-or-treat on our
 streets, which were safe, well-lit, and full of people overstocked with candy. It
 was delightful to see the little mermaids, spider-men, ghosts, and the occasional
 axe murderer excitedly run up and down our front steps, having the time of their
 lives. So we'd spend an extra $20 to make sure we had enough candy for kids
 who weren't as fortunate as ours. There you are, 99, on the impoverished side of
 Greenwich or Beverly Hills, with the other struggling lawyers, doctors, and
 business owners. Your whine makes me kind of wish that people from the actual
 poor side of town come this year not with scary costumes but with real
 pitchforks. Stop being callous and miserly and go to Costco, you cheapskate,
 and get enough candy to fill the bags of the kids who come one day a year to
 marvel at how the 1 percent live.
 -Prudie
 Dear Prudie
 I think I just witnessed a murder
 teaboot
 You fucking monster
 wahbegan
 GET HER PRUDENCE
Is it that hard to not be a jerk for one night

Is it that hard to not be a jerk for one night

Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President    April 9, 2015  Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.  I don’t know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate Lawn Décor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with gnomes!  There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don’t know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes...