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Hello Sir: My friend is always getting calls from telemarketers, this is what he does... Them: Hello sir, would you be wing to take a short stud y? Me: Absolutely! We here at Evermoor Consulting are always ready to provide opinion based data to our clients Them: Um... Ok? The survey just takes 5 minutes and when finished you are entered into a drawing to win a 3 day vacation to Cancun. Me: Our usual remuneration per our standard service agreement is all that is required However please be aware that our lowest billable period is one hour and this call will be billed for an hour of service even if only five minutes is used Them: No sir, this wil only take five minutes not an hour Me: I understand, however your firm will still be billed the minimum hour as per our services agreements. That comes to $225. How would you like to take care of this today? Do you have billing set up with us already? If so I just need the corporate code for your company Them: I don't have that... Me: That's alright sir. We can set this up on a company credit card for a small fee. Your new total wil be $257.98, sir. Go ahead and give me the credit card number sir Them: We aren't paying $257 for this! Me: Oh, you are absolutely right sir! We are talking after 6pm CDT so we are in "premium time". You total wil be $517.54. Thank you for reminding me! Them: What?! The law says we can call until 9pm. Me: Evermoon Consulting prides self on meeting our customer's needs 24 hours a day, but between 6pm and 6am is premium time.I am ready for that credit card number. Them: Look, I didn't call you, a computer did Me: Oh, I see Them: So can we just get to the survey? Me: Yes, but I will have to add our auto-dialer. With that fee your new total is $759.99. What are the first four digits of the card you would like us to use, please? Them: Hold on for my supervisor please. Me: Ok Supervisor: Hello sir, I understand there is a roblem? Me: No sir. Your total charges for premium time consulting, auto-dialer charge, supervisor respondent fee and credit card processing is $1163.67. Supervisor: For what?! Me: Consulting on your survey of course. What method of payment wil you be using today? click THE META PICTURE srsfunny:This Guy Is A Brilliant Genius
Hello Sir: My friend is always getting calls from
 telemarketers, this is what he does...
 Them: Hello sir, would you be wing to take a
 short stud y?
 Me: Absolutely! We here at Evermoor
 Consulting are always ready to provide opinion
 based data to our clients
 Them: Um... Ok? The survey just takes 5
 minutes and when finished you are entered
 into a drawing to win a 3 day vacation to
 Cancun.
 Me: Our usual remuneration per our standard
 service agreement is all that is required
 However please be aware that our lowest
 billable period is one hour and this call will be
 billed for an hour of service even if only five
 minutes is used
 Them: No sir, this wil only take five minutes
 not an hour
 Me: I understand, however your firm will still
 be billed the minimum hour as per our services
 agreements. That comes to $225. How would
 you like to take care of this today? Do you
 have billing set up with us already? If so I just
 need the corporate code for your company
 Them: I don't have that...
 Me: That's alright sir. We can set this up on a
 company credit card for a small fee. Your new
 total wil be $257.98, sir. Go ahead and give
 me the credit card number sir
 Them: We aren't paying $257 for this!
 Me: Oh, you are absolutely right sir! We are
 talking after 6pm CDT so we are in "premium
 time". You total wil be $517.54. Thank you for
 reminding me!
 Them: What?! The law says we can call until
 9pm.
 Me: Evermoon Consulting prides self on
 meeting our customer's needs 24 hours a day,
 but between 6pm and 6am is premium time.I
 am ready for that credit card number.
 Them: Look, I didn't call you, a computer did
 Me: Oh, I see
 Them: So can we just get to the survey?
 Me: Yes, but I will have to add our auto-dialer.
 With that fee your new total is $759.99. What
 are the first four digits of the card you would
 like us to use, please?
 Them: Hold on for my supervisor please.
 Me: Ok
 Supervisor: Hello sir, I understand there is a
 roblem?
 Me: No sir. Your total charges for premium
 time consulting, auto-dialer charge, supervisor
 respondent fee and credit card processing is
 $1163.67.
 Supervisor: For what?!
 Me: Consulting on your survey of course. What
 method of payment wil you be using today?
 click
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srsfunny:This Guy Is A Brilliant Genius

srsfunny:This Guy Is A Brilliant Genius

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