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Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy 😂. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND 😂. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout “GURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS 😂 lmaooo 😂 Nah but he coming over again tonight doe 😆 we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” 😂 But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. “GIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her ‘friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy 😂. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up 😂😂😂
Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy 😂. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND 😂. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout “GURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS 😂 lmaooo 😂 Nah but he coming over again tonight doe 😆 we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” 😂 But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. “GIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her ‘friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy 😂. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up 😂😂😂

One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women a...

Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my house every evening My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy 😂. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: “beloved, when you’re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When you’re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.” She wasn’t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I don’t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if you’re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up 😍❤️ p.s. “Smash I’m an atheist you don’t need to pray for me 😊.” BIH. I AIN’T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DON’T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP 😂❤️ (📹: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)
Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my
 house every evening
My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy 😂. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: “beloved, when you’re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When you’re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.” She wasn’t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I don’t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if you’re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up 😍❤️ p.s. “Smash I’m an atheist you don’t need to pray for me 😊.” BIH. I AIN’T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DON’T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP 😂❤️ (📹: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)

My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athleti...

Being Alone, Dude, and Food: Professor: Wings-Eating Show Hot Ones Is Problematic for Women By KATHERINE TIMPF July 12, 2018 6:33 PM oo O O O Hot Ones host Sean Evans (YouTube screengrab via First We Feast) A YouTube show that challenges contestants to eat increasingly spicy chicken wings has raised the ire of a Tulsa media-studies professor. ccording to a professor of media studies at the University of Tulsa, the YouTube show Hot Ones is problematic because it "manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies." In case you aren't familiar with Hot Ones, it's a show where the host challenges his guests to eat increasingly spicy chicken wings. Seems pretty harmless, right? An innocent chicken-eating show couldn't possibly be something that's actually hurting women, could it? Well, Professor Emily J. H. Contois thinks it could. According to her paper, "The spicy spectacular food, gender, and celebrity on Hot Ones," published in the journal Feminist Media Studies, the show "creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies through the interrelated performances of gender, food consumption, and celebrity." In other words: According to Contois, society just doesn't accept the idea of women eating spicy foods, and that is the reason that only eleven women have appeared as contestants on the show so far. Women, she argues, know that they don't really stand a chance on Hot Ones, because gender binaries "create power hierarchies by feminizing dainty, light, and sweet flavors and foods, eaten in small portions with restraint." The paper goes on to claim that society conditions people to believe that "real men" are supposed to "seek out and conquer" spicy foods, and that "being the type of dude who loves hot sauce is part of performing conventional masculinity.. through actions like disregarding risk and facing danger fearlessly" Women, on the other hand, aren't supposed to eat messy foods like wings, or to discuss topics such as the effects that spicy foods might have on their digestive tracts, because these topics are "often considered taboo for women to openly discuss, let alone as part of a celebrity persona" without adopting a sort of "cool girl" persona, which some women might not want to do. <p><a href="https://feminismisahatemovement.tumblr.com/post/175942345598/alaija-mogai-watch-oh-my-god-stop-a" class="tumblr_blog">feminismisahatemovement</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://alaija.tumblr.com/post/175942082248/mogai-watch-oh-my-god-stop-a-woman-who" class="tumblr_blog">alaija</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175941005491/oh-my-god-stop-a-woman-who-eats-hella-spicy" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh<br/> My<br/> God.<br/> Stop.<br/> -A woman who eats hella spicy wings and doesn’t appreciate this kind of nonsense “academia” getting funded while departments contributing more than virtue-signaling and divisive dreck are chronically under-funded.</p></blockquote> <p>Some brave woman just needs to smash the piquant ceiling!!!</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Or just have a Thai woman go on there…</p> </blockquote> <p>Go easy on them, feminists ran out of things to be plausibly outraged about in around 1982. This is what they’re left with now.<br/></p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Dude, and Food: Professor: Wings-Eating Show Hot Ones Is
 Problematic for Women
 By KATHERINE TIMPF July 12, 2018 6:33 PM
 oo O O O
 Hot Ones host Sean Evans (YouTube screengrab via First We Feast)
 A YouTube show that challenges contestants to eat increasingly spicy chicken wings has raised
 the ire of a Tulsa media-studies professor.
 ccording to a professor of media studies at the University of Tulsa, the YouTube show Hot
 Ones is problematic because it "manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies."
 In case you aren't familiar with Hot Ones, it's a show where the host challenges his guests to eat
 increasingly spicy chicken wings. Seems pretty harmless, right? An innocent chicken-eating show
 couldn't possibly be something that's actually hurting women, could it?
 Well, Professor Emily J. H. Contois thinks it could. According to her paper, "The spicy spectacular
 food, gender, and celebrity on Hot Ones," published in the journal Feminist Media Studies, the show
 "creates, maintains, and manipulates inequitable gender hierarchies through the interrelated
 performances of gender, food consumption, and celebrity."
 In other words: According to Contois, society just doesn't accept the idea of women eating spicy
 foods, and that is the reason that only eleven women have appeared as contestants on the show so
 far. Women, she argues, know that they don't really stand a chance on Hot Ones, because gender
 binaries "create power hierarchies by feminizing dainty, light, and sweet flavors and foods, eaten
 in small portions with restraint."
 The paper goes on to claim that society conditions people to believe that "real men" are supposed
 to "seek out and conquer" spicy foods, and that "being the type of dude who loves hot sauce is part
 of performing conventional masculinity.. through actions like disregarding risk and facing
 danger fearlessly" Women, on the other hand, aren't supposed to eat messy foods like wings, or to
 discuss topics such as the effects that spicy foods might have on their digestive tracts, because these
 topics are "often considered taboo for women to openly discuss, let alone as part of a celebrity
 persona" without adopting a sort of "cool girl" persona, which some women might not want to do.
<p><a href="https://feminismisahatemovement.tumblr.com/post/175942345598/alaija-mogai-watch-oh-my-god-stop-a" class="tumblr_blog">feminismisahatemovement</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://alaija.tumblr.com/post/175942082248/mogai-watch-oh-my-god-stop-a-woman-who" class="tumblr_blog">alaija</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175941005491/oh-my-god-stop-a-woman-who-eats-hella-spicy" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Oh<br/>
My<br/>
God.<br/>
Stop.<br/>
-A woman who eats hella spicy wings and doesn’t appreciate this kind of nonsense “academia” getting funded while departments contributing more than virtue-signaling and divisive dreck are chronically under-funded.</p></blockquote>
<p>Some brave woman just needs to smash the piquant ceiling!!!</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>Or just have a Thai woman go on there…</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Go easy on them, feminists ran out of things to be plausibly outraged about in around 1982. This is what they’re left with now.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://feminismisahatemovement.tumblr.com/post/175942345598/alaija-mogai-watch-oh-my-god-stop-a" class="tumblr_blog">feminismis...

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<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174102928449/keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
</blockquote>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote>

<p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote>

<p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>

<p><a href="https://gaytheistancap-bishes.tumblr.com/post/174102986875/libertarirynn-keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">gaytheistan...

Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p> </blockquote> <p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote> <p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote> <p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>
Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
</blockquote>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>

<p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <bl...