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Advice, Dad, and Definitely: Her Dad Took Out the Door Screws In Her First Apartment and She's Warning Everyone To Do the Same... BY KAYLA BRANDON (3 HOURS AC01 LIFESTYLE SL Mariana Harrison-Realtor Real Estate Agent-5,237 Likes January 23 at 10:47am- My dad gave me this advice a long time ago when I moved into my first apartment. He even came out and changed the screws for me as soon as I moved in. Someone else recently posted about it and I thought I would share! A good home security tip that you may have never thought about.... Most contractors nstall the plates with the supplied screws which are only a half inch long and come out with one kick by a burglar. He installed 4 inch screws in their place that go through the door frame and into the framing of the house. They can kick for a long time before they get tired! You can see in the picture the screw in his hand is the screw supplied with the door hardware. Making a burglar make a bunch of noise and be foiled in their initial plan can not only give you time to arm yourself but they will most likely move on to an easier target lionheartedsubstance Wow, I appreciate this sourcedumal Definitely doing this when I move Great advice. Home safety. Security. Tumblr. #HomeSecuritySystemsThatDon'TRequireInternet

Great advice. Home safety. Security. Tumblr. #HomeSecuritySystemsThatDon'TRequireInternet

Family, Friends, and Gif: leedlethebeedle: helthehatter: the-shipping-machine: saltycaffeine: Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play this well-known tune. Hum to the Harry Potter Theme song, Beauty and the Beast and Many more! No batteries Needed! These music boxes makes a great gift for your friends and family! *USE CODE: MUSICAL FOR A DISCOUNT* = GET YOUR MUSIC BOX HERE = I crave this Harry Potter music box A friend bought me the Beauty and the Beast one and I LOVE IT ❤️❤️ Forget a normal ring box, my girlfriend better propose to me with the ring in that Harry Potter music box

leedlethebeedle: helthehatter: the-shipping-machine: saltycaffeine: Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play ...

Children, Love, and Teacher: James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> @hotmail.co.uk> to me Hi Jamie, The fact that you help children to consume media mindfully and selectively, makes you a 'super cool teacher already. I taught my class a lesson recently about how some images in the media have been digitally altered and we discussed how these images can then have a negative impact on how people feel about themselves. I showed them some of your amazing work and how you make light of this social issue. They loved it and asked me to send you an image because they would love to see some of your handy-work first hand. So if you have chance, as requested by my class, please could you alter the attached image of myself and turn me in to a 'super cool' teacher!? Thank you! Miss Leaver James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like

Energy, Frozen, and Memes: r/NoStupidQuestions Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to slap a chicken to cook it? Learning Discussion 會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。 Parker Ormonde As your friendly neighborhood physics major, I decided to calculate this with a few assumptions The formula for converting between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv42-mcT The average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of 11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked. The chicken will start off frozen, so 0C (32F) 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken. To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph. Just now Like Reply A follow-up to yesterday's post (Credit to Parker Ormode)

A follow-up to yesterday's post (Credit to Parker Ormode)

Children, Love, and Teacher: James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> @hotmail.co.uk> to me Hi Jamie, The fact that you help children to consume media mindfully and selectively, makes you a 'super cool teacher already. I taught my class a lesson recently about how some images in the media have been digitally altered and we discussed how these images can then have a negative impact on how people feel about themselves. I showed them some of your amazing work and how you make light of this social issue. They loved it and asked me to send you an image because they would love to see some of your handy-work first hand. So if you have chance, as requested by my class, please could you alter the attached image of myself and turn me in to a 'super cool' teacher!? Thank you! Miss Leaver James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like

Life, Sex, and Eye: Sex Kisses and hand holding Occasional eye contact from across the room Thinking of romantic things that won't happen in your life

Clothes, Soda, and Tumblr: HOW TO REMOVE PERMANENT MARKER FROM EVERYTHING Sharpe, KING SIZE. CLOTHES USE HAND SANITIZER WALLS USE TOOTHPASTE OR HAIRSPRAY WOOD USE RUBBING ALCOHOL CARPET USE WHITE VINEGAR FURNITURE-USE MILK WHITE BOARD-USE DRY ERASE MARKER OR PENCIL RUBBER ERASER CERAMIC OR GLASS-USE 1 PART TOOTHPASTE WITH 1 PART BAKING SODA srsfunny:This Is Extremely Helpful

srsfunny:This Is Extremely Helpful

Dude, Relationships, and Good: Maddi @maddles27 U can rub ur bis back for 48 days straight and the dude will put his hand on ur back for 2 seconds and call it good

Aww, Cats, and Saw: r/aww Posted bv S 4h imgur Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review Pics & Gifs Aww 1h Hi everyone! We are the ones with the air bnb! For those mentioning allergies, it is mentioned when you view our house about the cats (we have 3) so if you are allergic or don't like cats for some reason, you don't have to book with us! We also make sure to mention to anyone who stays here before hand that we have cats just incase they missed it in the listing! :) you also have the option of letting us know if you're okay with having the cats out or we will kindly put them away in our room for your stay! Also for those wondering how we trust our guests, we live in the home as well! When you book with us, you have to have verification so if something happens, air bnb covers our backs! But we trusts our guests:) I'm so glad you enjoyed your stay u/ Tan-zania! And we know Oliver is looking forward to your stay here again! Reply 235 1h I'm glad you guys saw this! Thanks for the great stay, everything was awesome. (First booked person too) Wholesome AirBnB and guest

Wholesome AirBnB and guest

Aww, Cats, and Saw: r/aww Posted bv S 4h imgur Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review Pics & Gifs Aww 1h Hi everyone! We are the ones with the air bnb! For those mentioning allergies, it is mentioned when you view our house about the cats (we have 3) so if you are allergic or don't like cats for some reason, you don't have to book with us! We also make sure to mention to anyone who stays here before hand that we have cats just incase they missed it in the listing! :) you also have the option of letting us know if you're okay with having the cats out or we will kindly put them away in our room for your stay! Also for those wondering how we trust our guests, we live in the home as well! When you book with us, you have to have verification so if something happens, air bnb covers our backs! But we trusts our guests:) I'm so glad you enjoyed your stay u/ Tan-zania! And we know Oliver is looking forward to your stay here again! Reply 235 1h I'm glad you guys saw this! Thanks for the great stay, everything was awesome. (First booked person too) Wholesome AirBnB and guest via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DPqhLf

Wholesome AirBnB and guest via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DPqhLf

Aww, Cats, and Saw: r/aww Posted bv S 4h imgur Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review Pics & Gifs Aww 1h Hi everyone! We are the ones with the air bnb! For those mentioning allergies, it is mentioned when you view our house about the cats (we have 3) so if you are allergic or don't like cats for some reason, you don't have to book with us! We also make sure to mention to anyone who stays here before hand that we have cats just incase they missed it in the listing! :) you also have the option of letting us know if you're okay with having the cats out or we will kindly put them away in our room for your stay! Also for those wondering how we trust our guests, we live in the home as well! When you book with us, you have to have verification so if something happens, air bnb covers our backs! But we trusts our guests:) I'm so glad you enjoyed your stay u/ Tan-zania! And we know Oliver is looking forward to your stay here again! Reply 235 1h I'm glad you guys saw this! Thanks for the great stay, everything was awesome. (First booked person too) Wholesome AirBnB and guest

Wholesome AirBnB and guest

Love, Witn, and How: 11/12/14 don remember falling in love. witn you 1 jwst remember holding your hand ealizing how much it was going to rt when I would haure to iet'it go.

Doctor, Memes, and Sorry: thomas @Barknado69 Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my shoulder* vou'll never walk again My dog: *kicks in the hospital door* did somebody say WALK Priorities. Via @barknado_69

Priorities. Via @barknado_69

Tinder, Best, and Arms: 6:53 Lauren 22 arms dealer 3 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 Gotta hand it to her

Gotta hand it to her

Tumblr, Animal, and Blog: BER License and registration, please. "Flatboy es" Meet Snowball, my 24 year old kitty I blindly took this pic while holding the leash with my other hand. The result exceeded expectations This little guy has a forever home now animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Funny, Iphone, and Shit: danielitX @javorus_moore "soooo what would you have done if kissed you" 5:12 PM 2/13/19 Twitter for iPhone I be digging my hand in my grandfather’s urn and blowing his ashes like LeBron and shit @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

I be digging my hand in my grandfather’s urn and blowing his ashes like LeBron and shit @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny pos...

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: BER License and registration, please. "Flatboy es" Meet Snowball, my 24 year old kitty I blindly took this pic while holding the leash with my other hand. The result exceeded expectations This little guy has a forever home now animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Friends, Saw, and Classical Art: Gently touching your friends hand bc you saw something and want to talk about it later We‘ve all been there

We‘ve all been there

Love, Witn, and How: 11/12/14 don remember falling in love. witn you 1 jwst remember holding your hand ealizing how much it was going to rt when I would haure to iet'it go.

Fuck, Good, and Text: When your ex text you "how you doing?" and you reply back with "fuck off!" @mr left hand Feels Good Man. 😁😁😁😁

Feels Good Man. 😁😁😁😁

Memes, Today, and Relatable: we all Ralph today RALPH Raise your hand if this is relatable 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ 😂😂😂

Raise your hand if this is relatable 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ 😂😂😂

Ass, Dick, and Fuck: When she's sucking all on ya balls and jacking your dick then moans, "I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy" @mr_left_hand Miss Those Moments. 😪

Miss Those Moments. 😪

Girls, Dank Memes, and Her: Fellas... if you nut all in ya girl's mouth are you tongue kissing her after she swallows? @mr_left hand I'll Wait. 🤨

I'll Wait. 🤨

Heart, Dank Memes, and Who: When she starts getting close to my heart @mr_left hand Who Sent You? 🤨

Who Sent You? 🤨

Jacking Off, Pussy, and Stfu: When the porn ad before the video basically says "oh wow, are you really jacking off again?? Go get some pussy!" while I got my meat in my hand I'm Trying To Jack Off. Stfu. 🤨😒

I'm Trying To Jack Off. Stfu. 🤨😒

Friday, Valentine's Day, and Fuck: when you broke as fuck, don't get paid till Friday and Valentine's Day is tomorrow. @mr_left hand Better Use Your Penis As A Gift My Guy. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ Situations

Better Use Your Penis As A Gift My Guy. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ Situations

Friends, Dank Memes, and Hell: when you see the guy that beast fucked the hell outta you as a friend @mr left hand We Still Friends Right? 😏😏😏

We Still Friends Right? 😏😏😏

Dick, Dank Memes, and Ask: when she bout to ride ya dick without you having to ask her @mr_left hand Shiiiiiiiii. Yea Right. 🙄

Shiiiiiiiii. Yea Right. 🙄

Horny, Cool, and Fuck: being single is cool until you're horny as fuck @mr_left _hand Beat My Meat Hours. 😞

Beat My Meat Hours. 😞

Fire, Love, and Winter: Humour Corner.... SINGLES AD.... This has to be one of the best singles ads everprinted. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male Companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta RSPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever plot twist for single males

plot twist for single males

Ass, Life, and Dick: When you rub ya ass on his dick while he's "sleeping" @mr_left hand Missing This In My Life. 🥺🥺

Missing This In My Life. 🥺🥺

Corgi, Fucking, and Shower: earth angel @veggieboii who is she corgi queen @baz00per she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out df the shower you tiny moron celeste @araslanian asshole to the world but sweetheart to his girl ︶ 오 @cubanvelvet anais she takes so long getting ready healthgoth cleancore @fish_size she grabs my hand and puts it to her face like this Cat tweets

Cat tweets

True, Thank You, and Kindness: kindness One of the greatest gifts you can bestow upon another. If someone is in need, lend thea a helping hand. Do not wait for a thank you. True kindness lies within the act of giving without the expectation of something in return.

Twitter, Email, and Free: Me making different accounts to get that free first month subscription Raise your hand if you’ve ever created multiple email accounts to get that special deal........ 🙋🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🖕🏼 (twitter credit: Marquezzz202)

Raise your hand if you’ve ever created multiple email accounts to get that special deal........ 🙋🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🖕🏼 (twitter credit: Marquezzz202)

Phone, Girl, and Time: when you're trying to spend some quality time with ya girl, but she keeps playing with her fuckin phone @mr_left hand I'm Bout To Accidentally Knock That Phone Out Ya Hand. 🤨🤨🤨 JustGirlyThings

I'm Bout To Accidentally Knock That Phone Out Ya Hand. 🤨🤨🤨 JustGirlyThings

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mamndaddy: Original hand craft Music Box. No batteries Needed! After you turning the handle, it will play these familiar famous tunes, like...

Business, Box, and Cheese: At 41 3013 7753 MERCADO MUNICIPAL DE CURITIBA, BOX $S 90999 41 3013 7753 MERCADO MUNICIPAL DE CURITIBA, BOX 56 0009 This cheese store sure does hand out grate business cards

This cheese store sure does hand out grate business cards

Memes, Water, and 🤖: Me when i drink water When I drink water water me my hand

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Dick, Irl, and Me IRL: Justin Whang @JustinWhang A damaging blow to the dick pic economy Emojipedia@Emojipedia / Approved in #emojil 2: Pinching Hand emojipedia.org/pinching-hand/ Show this thread Me irl

Me irl

Being Alone, Friends, and Tumblr: spacedyke turntechkhalees schrodingersnerd everythingisnightvale: discontentramblings An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures The show is called 'All or Nothing Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date. ALL NC ING orp un my hand slipped will reblog until this becomes an actual show your-homophobia-is-showing: gothgfs: genderfluid-cutie-pie: SO I FOUND THIS AND I HAVE ACE/DEMI FRIENDS AND WE ARE DOING THIS ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE TIME TO WRITE A SCRIPT! ((Aka msg me or ask me stuff to write a script! We’ll be making a youtube channel and it will all be 30 mins long each episode someone else with the script!)) We will be making a few changes, because we’re adding in a lot of my friends which are all different genders and sexualities. So ye! Please reblog if you thing we should do this!! *war flashbacks*

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Fire, Love, and Memes: Humour Corner.... SINGLES AD.... This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed./t appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male Companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xoxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta RSPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever She loves doggie style too. @barked

She loves doggie style too. @barked

Ether, Fucking, and Halloween: Alex Davison @ihatealexd Follow Women didn't grow up on Star Wars the way men did" It's true. Women didn't exist until 2006 when we leapt fully grown out of the ether, flowery deodorant and a copy of Cosmo in each hand. 5:30 AM 10 Jan 2018 8,300 Retweets 30,432 Likes hockeyallthehockey: wessasaurus-rex: buckyjoy11: gayforbagels: pentag0nal: This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977. She was 16 at the time.Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images. She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982. No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together.In 19-fucking-77. So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars. Hell yeah TJ Reblog for TJ You go TJ We stan TJ!

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Dank, Fire, and Love: Humour Corner.... SINGLES AD This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male Companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta RSPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever She loves doggie style too.

She loves doggie style too.

Water, Relatable, and Hand: When I drink water water me my hand relatable

relatable

Fire, Love, and Winter: Humour Corner.... SINGLES AD.... This has to be one of the best singles ads everprinted. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male Companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta RSPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever plot twist for single males

plot twist for single males

Chase, Dick, and The Chase: Almost every hand Comments capnherpaderp 2706 Points ad Thata why i cut to the chase and just shake their dick Without any further ado

Without any further ado

Water, Relatable, and Hand: When I drink water water my hand me Relatable.

Relatable.

Beautiful, Fucking, and Love: i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard. They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care. I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Pirates aren’t as evil as I thought 😊

Britney Spears, God, and Twitter: yung danimals @dannypics06 My professor asked the class what the defining moment of the early 2000s was and I was prepared to say Britney Spears and I had to thank God I didn't raise my hand because the answer was 3:47 PM 2/4/19 Twitter Web Client Close call

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