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hammer: If I can't hit you with the hammer... Then I'll hit the hammer with you Top 10 Innovators Who Changed The World YouTube 99K views Innovation that excites

Innovation that excites

hammer: Hammer Industries, twenty eldritch-crone: ylixia: Look at Rhodey. Look at that asshole. Look at him suuper casually curling his fist across his mouth. “Can you believe this guy?” His eyes try to say. “Can’t take anything seriously, so disrespectful, and I for one am so over his shenanigans.” Motherfucker no one is fooled. There’s only one reason people purse their lips and jam they fist all up in their face; You are about fifteen seconds from busting a gut laughing in the middle of a Very Serious Senate Hearing about National Security. The thing you want most in the world at this moment is to high five your best bro and shout “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN” at the top of your lungs for the epically beautiful take down you just witnessed. You know it, I know it, Tony sure as FUCK knows it, and I literally have no idea how you are keeping it together right now, goddamn. Well, you are 100% correct:

eldritch-crone: ylixia: Look at Rhodey. Look at that asshole. Look at him suuper casually curling his fist across his mouth. “Can yo...

hammer: What is the funniest loophole you have ever seen? Kevin Yue, studied at Massachusetts Institute of Technology When I was in school, they held a robotics competition. It was pretty simple, conceptually. You had to make a firefighting robot. It would have to navigate a maze, find a candle and put it out (fully automated, no remote control). I can't remember the exact size but I think the robot had to be smaller than 1 foot in length, width, and height Scoring was as follows. You start with your time (how long it takes to search every room and put out the candle), and get deductions (bonus points) if your robot: Put out the candle with anything other than a fan (water, for instance) Searched every room, didn't just stop at the one with the candle Could separate into parts to search rooms in parallel Operated on very little code (there were a few benchmarks for this) I entered a block of dry ice: It basically just had a spring-powered hammer to shatter it into little pieces when the start timer went (so that it would evaporate faster) It basically just had a spring-powered hammer to shatter it into little pieces when the start timer went (so that it would evaporate faster) In seconds the entire maze was filled with a white fog and the candle was definitely out. I had the fastest time by a landslide even before you counted my deductions: Didn't use a fan? Check Search every room? Check Separate into parts to put out fires in parallel? Check I think I could've been the only person in history to ever win a robotics competition without writinga single line of code or soldering a single wire. But alas, the judges disqualified me by unanimous vote. WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT I see his robot as an absolute win

I see his robot as an absolute win

hammer: 011 KTVA.COM This Guy Hunts Down Pedophiles and Beats Them With a Hammer Evacuate the city, engage all defenses... and get this man a HAMMER you are a bad guy but that doesn’t mean you’re a bad guy

you are a bad guy but that doesn’t mean you’re a bad guy

hammer: TITTER SALAT zartbitter-salat: I want her to have a giant hammer!

zartbitter-salat: I want her to have a giant hammer!

hammer: acesss holguood ouood I had the shield in my hand, and I was holding the hammer aloft in my arm. And I sent pictures to Chris and Chris, access holuood holuood "I'm not giving them back. I was like, "Guys," One more reason Tom Hiddleston is awesome (x-post from r/MarvelStudios)

One more reason Tom Hiddleston is awesome (x-post from r/MarvelStudios)

hammer: WEAPONS WEAPONS fallenqueero: The Transgender Defender and his hammer of TERF deletion

fallenqueero: The Transgender Defender and his hammer of TERF deletion

hammer: 111 You wouldn't hit a lady, would you? The hammer of justice is unisex. Saving the night, one unisex villain at a time by DapperJacket MORE MEMES

Saving the night, one unisex villain at a time by DapperJacket MORE MEMES

hammer: MCLNR Only the worthy can lift this hammer

Only the worthy can lift this hammer

hammer: Eye Width Cye Depth Eyeliner Color Eye Width Hammer sharks be like

Hammer sharks be like

hammer: @karllscott "how old are you" me: Windows Media Payer Now Playing Library Rip Sync Burn 977 The Hitz Channel Radio . 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72.186.10 1040 1074 00:12 angelique. b_bodai Replying to @karllscott and @kerkreids me 3D Pinbll BALL 9500 Plauer 1 Hit Mission Targets To Select Mission tatiana ME! @listentosigrid Replying to @karllscott and @lalisaswift but also LimeWire: Enabling Open Information Sharing File Yiew Navigation Resources Tools Help LimeWire Monitor Library Search 86) Filter Results: Media Name .Size Sp. All (3) )Outkast - Ghetto Musickm 11 Dem Franchize Boyz -On Top o... mp3 3,425. .T3 r. 128 8 Musical - Rent -525600 Minutes mp3 3,844.. .T3 r.. 160 2 Afroman - Because l Got High (M.. mpg 33,35. .Modem 2 Jay-z Jay Music Videos Dirt..mpg 47,19...Modem 2 7 Jay-Z- Jay - Music Videos- Dirt Off Your Shor Audio mp3 5,528... T3 or 192 Programs Video Emniom Artist Fort Minor 70's & 80's Music Nancy 2 aLirWayne - Fireman (Musi rish Drinking Songs 2Chingy Right Thur Music Video .. mpg 39,43...Modem 2pac Ft. Outlawz & Val Young . mp3 5,133 192 Eminem Stan (Full Uncut Versio... mpeg 83,22.. . Modem @lD12 & Eminem-Fight Music mp3 6,170…Modem 192 Techno - Abercrombie & Fitch - . mp3 4,044.. T3 o .. 128 MC Hammer & Vailla Ice- Play T.. mp3 4,644.. . T3 or . 128 House music-Techno - Dance Ra.. mp3 4,045... T3 or .. 128 dd 纽DJ Tiesto -li e@Heineken Mus..zip 851,7,.cable/. Juelz Santana Musical-Rent Album All (8) 1970 Those Fabulous '70s Devil's Night (Advance) Ghettomusick YLS Back To Search Download Browse Host Stop Search Junk tmagnetmix.comTt Purchase Limewire PRO to help us make downloads faster DI Lime Wire bledia Player hanif halimi @hanifgenzo Replying to @karllscot Windows Live Messenger Sian in to Windows Live Messenger example555@hotmail.com Password Can't sign in? Sign in as: Available- □ Remember my ID and password Sign me in automatically Cancel Sign in Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up Privacy statment Terms of use Options

hammer: BUT A GOOD MAN supercanaries:Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

supercanaries:Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

hammer: Eye Width Cye Depth Eyeliner Color Eye Width Hammer sharks be like by manoletomolo MORE MEMES

Hammer sharks be like by manoletomolo MORE MEMES

hammer: @karllscott "how old are you" me: Windows Media Payer Now Playing Library Rip Sync Burn 977 The Hitz Channel Radio . 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72.186.10 1040 1074 00:12 angelique. b_bodai Replying to @karllscott and @kerkreids me 3D Pinbll BALL 9500 Plauer 1 Hit Mission Targets To Select Mission tatiana ME! @listentosigrid Replying to @karllscott and @lalisaswift but also LimeWire: Enabling Open Information Sharing File Yiew Navigation Resources Tools Help LimeWire Monitor Library Search 86) Filter Results: Media Name .Size Sp. All (3) )Outkast - Ghetto Musickm 11 Dem Franchize Boyz -On Top o... mp3 3,425. .T3 r. 128 8 Musical - Rent -525600 Minutes mp3 3,844.. .T3 r.. 160 2 Afroman - Because l Got High (M.. mpg 33,35. .Modem 2 Jay-z Jay Music Videos Dirt..mpg 47,19...Modem 2 7 Jay-Z- Jay - Music Videos- Dirt Off Your Shor Audio mp3 5,528... T3 or 192 Programs Video Emniom Artist Fort Minor 70's & 80's Music Nancy 2 aLirWayne - Fireman (Musi rish Drinking Songs 2Chingy Right Thur Music Video .. mpg 39,43...Modem 2pac Ft. Outlawz & Val Young . mp3 5,133 192 Eminem Stan (Full Uncut Versio... mpeg 83,22.. . Modem @lD12 & Eminem-Fight Music mp3 6,170…Modem 192 Techno - Abercrombie & Fitch - . mp3 4,044.. T3 o .. 128 MC Hammer & Vailla Ice- Play T.. mp3 4,644.. . T3 or . 128 House music-Techno - Dance Ra.. mp3 4,045... T3 or .. 128 dd 纽DJ Tiesto -li e@Heineken Mus..zip 851,7,.cable/. Juelz Santana Musical-Rent Album All (8) 1970 Those Fabulous '70s Devil's Night (Advance) Ghettomusick YLS Back To Search Download Browse Host Stop Search Junk tmagnetmix.comTt Purchase Limewire PRO to help us make downloads faster DI Lime Wire bledia Player hanif halimi @hanifgenzo Replying to @karllscot Windows Live Messenger Sian in to Windows Live Messenger example555@hotmail.com Password Can't sign in? Sign in as: Available- □ Remember my ID and password Sign me in automatically Cancel Sign in Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up Privacy statment Terms of use Options

hammer: INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL SAN DIEGO AN DIE ECON CONCON CON INTERNA INTER INTERNATIONAL 1N DIEG0 OIEGO SAN DIEGO CON OUG NO CON DIEGO CON INTERNATIONAL ONAL INTERNATIONAL IN E WATIONAL TERNATIONA SAN DIEGO CON SAN OIEG0 0 93 eONCON CO SAN OIEG N OIEG CO INTERNATIO COMICE CO OM feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadn’t planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkin’s first film since her 2003 Oscar-winning Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was. When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical: When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldn’t be in the third film, and said there were “many reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see that” continuing with “There are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.” (x) Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didn’t have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was “done” with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor. “We wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.” (x) Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak just to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thor’s inferior. What’s ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a “sorry Jane dumped you” throwaway line to explain Portman’s absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film, Feige chose to attack Jane’s strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman. Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititi’s opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feige’s ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Jane– disguised as “promotion” for WAITITI’S FILM– would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with a Māori father, who had to use his mother’s maiden name– Cohen– for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they aren’t a white man. So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster can’t go to space, or that she’s not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder? He makes her Thor. Waititi saw Portman / Jane Foster’s name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thor’s hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, you’re a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesn’t need words. What a photo. What a film. What a man.

feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose...

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Some fitness tips from around the internet…

hammer: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

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hammer: Design a hammer that encourages sharing. RANDOMIZE Opacity Advanced Recat Stroke Size Grain Media Shape Pens and Pencis 7%T Real 2B Pencil 509T Rocat Elocd Color ard Layers Color Mia Calor Sct Librari Hamonies Layers Channels Default Ignare TOG 4 Luy 1 Canvac Did it right? by TaylorRoddin MORE MEMES

Did it right? by TaylorRoddin MORE MEMES

hammer: Design a hammer that encourages sharing. RANDOMIZE Opacity Advanced Recat Stroke Size Grain Media Shape Pens and Pencis 7%T Real 2B Pencil 509T Rocat Elocd Color ard Layers Color Mia Calor Sct Librari Hamonies Layers Channels Default Ignare TOG 4 Luy 1 Canvac Did it right?

Did it right?

hammer: 011 KTVACOM This Guy Hunts Down Pedophiles and Beats Them With a Hammer Evacuate the city, engage all defenses... and get this man a HAMMER

hammer: BASED ON A SCRIPT SY MATTHEN NINER DEANNesSTwoD COURTESY OF SHIELD OF COURSE! My! I THOUGHT I HEARD A COMMOTION UP HERE! IS THAT YOu, THOR? WELL THEN, THATS MUCH APPRECIATED! AYE! JUST GOING ROUND TOWN PROTECTING HOMES FROM ANY STORMS MIGHT... Two MINUTES AND I'LL BE DONE! ... BE INVOLVED WITH. SAY, THATS AN IMPRESSIUE HAMMER You HAUE THERE WOULD IT BE OKAY IFI HELD IT? WELL THERE ARE MANY IS IT HEAVY? WHO FIND IT.. Υου CERTAINΥ CAN, MR.ROGERS OF THE HOOD. IMMOVABLE E HEH How INTERESTING! IT DOESNT SEEM VERY HEAVY TO ME HUH SomE THING THAT MAY BE VERY EASY FOR ONE PERSON BUT YoU KNOW, SOMETIMES LIFE IS A LOT LIKE THAT.. ...MIGHT BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANOTHER HAUE YOU FOUND THIS To BE TRUE?YES. UH, YES I HAVE ITHINK THAT ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN DIFFERENT WAYS Do YoU KNOW WHY THAT IS? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS DIFFICULTY LIFTING YOUR HAMMER DOESNT MEANTHEY ARENT TALENTED IN OTHERWAYS THAT IS TRUE. YOu ARE VERY WISE, SIR ROGERS, IAM HUMBLED BY YOUR COUNSEL IN FACT, I SUSPECT THOSE INDIVIDUALS CAN PROBABLY DO THINGS THAT YoU AND I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO VISTT TODAY CONPEO Sorry if it’s been posted already, but I’m in the middle of a Mister Rogers obsession (I’m from Scotland so never watched him as a kid) and I saw this!!

Sorry if it’s been posted already, but I’m in the middle of a Mister Rogers obsession (I’m from Scotland so never watched him as a kid) a...

hammer: INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL SAN DIEGO AN DIE ECON CONCON CON INTERNA INTER INTERNATIONAL 1N DIEG0 OIEGO SAN DIEGO CON OUG NO CON DIEGO CON INTERNATIONAL ONAL INTERNATIONAL IN E WATIONAL TERNATIONA SAN DIEGO CON SAN OIEG0 0 93 eONCON CO SAN OIEG N OIEG CO INTERNATIO COMICE CO OM ebonyheartnet: jewishdragon: feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadn’t planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkin’s first film since her 2003 Oscar-winning Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was. When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical: When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldn’t be in the third film, and said there were “many reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see that” continuing with “There are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.” (x) Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didn’t have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was “done” with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor. “We wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.” (x) Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thor’s inferior. What’s ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a “sorry Jane dumped you” throwaway line to explain Portman’s absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film, Feige chose to attack Jane’s strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman. Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititi’s opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feige’s ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Jane– disguised as “promotion” for WAITITI’S FILM– would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with a Māori father, who had to use his mother’s maiden name– Cohen– for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they aren’t a white man. So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster can’t go to space, or that she’s not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder? He makes her Thor. Waititi saw Portman / Jane Foster’s name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thor’s hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, you’re a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesn’t need words. What a photo. What a film. What a man. Wiatiti And Portman are also BOTH jewish! Jews lifting up Jews!

ebonyheartnet: jewishdragon: feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was...

hammer: thanos when the guy with the shield picks up the hammer and it seems to be a big deal for some reason imgflip.com It’s just a hammer

It’s just a hammer

hammer: BASED ON A SCAIPT SY MATTHEN WNERDEAetrsToO COURTESY OF SHIELD OF COURSE! My! I THOUGHT I HEARD A COMMOTION UP HERE! IS THAT YOu, THOR? WELL THEN THATS MUCH APPRECIATED! AYE! JUST GOING ROUND TOWN PROTECTING HOMES FROM ANY STORMS MIGHT... Two MINUTES AND I'LL BE DONE! .. BE INVOLVED WITH. SAY,THATS AN IMPRESSIVE HAMmMER You HAVE THERE WOULD IT BEOKAY IFI HELD IT? WELL THERE IS IT HEAVY? ARE MANY WHO FIND IT... Υου CRTAINY CAN , MR.ROGERS OF THE HOOD. IMMOVABLE E HEH How INTERESTING! IT DOESNT SEEM VERY HEAVY TO ME HUH SomE THING THAT MAY BE VERY EASY FOR ONE PERSON BUT YoU KNOW SOMETIMES LIFE IS A LOT LIKE THAT. ...MIGHT BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANOTHER HAVE YOU FOUND THIS TO BE TRUE? UH, YES.. YES I HAUE ITHINK THAT ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN DIFFERENT WAYS Do You KNOW WHY THAT IS? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS DIFFCULTY LIFTING YOUR HAMMER DOESNT MEANTHEY ARENT TALENTED IN OTHER WAYS THAT IS TRUE. YOu ARE VERY WISE, SIR ROGERS AM HUMBLED BY YOUR COUNSEL IN FACT, I SUSPECT THOSE INDIVIDUALS CAN PROBABLY DO THINGS THAT AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO VISTT TODAY YoU AND I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF CANLT Mr Rogers is worthy via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/30UrwCT

Mr Rogers is worthy via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/30UrwCT

hammer: INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL SAN DIEGO AN DIE ECON CONCON CON INTERNA INTER INTERNATIONAL 1N DIEG0 OIEGO SAN DIEGO CON OUG NO CON DIEGO CON INTERNATIONAL ONAL INTERNATIONAL IN E WATIONAL TERNATIONA SAN DIEGO CON SAN OIEG0 0 93 eONCON CO SAN OIEG N OIEG CO INTERNATIO COMICE CO OM feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadn’t planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkin’s first film since her 2003 Oscar-winning Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was. When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical: When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldn’t be in the third film, and said there were “many reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see that” continuing with “There are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.” (x) Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didn’t have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was “done” with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor. “We wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.” (x) Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thor’s inferior. What’s ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a “sorry Jane dumped you” throwaway line to explain Portman’s absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film, Feige chose to attack Jane’s strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman. Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititi’s opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feige’s ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Jane– disguised as “promotion” for WAITITI’S FILM– would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with a Māori father, who had to use his mother’s maiden name– Cohen– for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they aren’t a white man. So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster can’t go to space, or that she’s not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder? He makes her Thor. Waititi saw Portman / Jane Foster’s name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thor’s hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, you’re a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesn’t need words. What a photo. What a film. What a man.

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24+ Kickass Tumblr Posts That Are Brilliant #funny #memes #lol #humor #haha #rofl #tumblr

hammer: 011 KTVA.COM This Guy Hunts Down Pedophiles and With a Hammer Evacuate the city, engage all defenses... and get this man a HAMMER Thats what a real hero does by curryboymicah MORE MEMES

Thats what a real hero does by curryboymicah MORE MEMES

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I need answers

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It dangled from his hammer

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Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops.

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hammer: When three men came with machetes into an African orphanage at night, Omari Nyaega took a hammer to fight all three at once. He survived after getting hit in the face and saved all of the children. His story went viral on Reddit and ended up raising almost $90.000 USD for the orphanage. a man named carefully, he's a hero) This is Omari. Be like Omari. by dovehvhn MORE MEMES

This is Omari. Be like Omari. by dovehvhn MORE MEMES

hammer: IG: BLACKSUNORGONITE When three men came with machetes into an African orphanage at night, Omari Nyaega took a hammer to fight all three at once. He survived after getting hit in the face and saved all of the children. His story went viral on Reddit and ended up raising almost $90,000 USD for the orphanage. a man named U/Pode03B Because that's whar heroes do We need more people like Omari by Pode03B MORE MEMES

We need more people like Omari by Pode03B MORE MEMES

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The truth about Thors Hammer is finally revealed

hammer: 2013 Thor: "where's my hammer?" People on Asgard: Some fat guy came in here and took it... Gaffigan knows what’s up

Gaffigan knows what’s up

hammer: 2013 Thor: "where's my hammer?" People on Asgard: Some fat guy came in here and took it... Gaffigan knows what’s up by mrmango84 MORE MEMES

Gaffigan knows what’s up by mrmango84 MORE MEMES

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Whats in thors hammer

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What was your first clue?

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Dnd meme dump

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Forbidden Hammer

hammer: Female MCU characters that think they're worthy of holding Thor's Hammer Female MCU charecters that actually have that power. "LOVE you three thousand." Made with American Ingenuity Worthy 3000 by accident452 MORE MEMES

Worthy 3000 by accident452 MORE MEMES

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Godzilla: King of Asgard

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dofferhat: Over the past few months, I’ve done a lot of Overwatch League fan art. 1st image (from left to right): Zenyatta cosplaying as...

hammer: This Guy Hunts Down Pedophiles and Beats Them With A Hammer Because that's at heroes do True heroes dont wear capes

True heroes dont wear capes

hammer: Joanne @hiddlestomas imagine Thor but with like...a regular hammer taylorsmindandheart: Nailed it.

taylorsmindandheart: Nailed it.

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What an inspiration 🙌

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Failure by deabeatdad MORE MEMES

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