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half breed: This is my dog, age 3 and a half. Breed: Cavoodle, but a lot more Cavalier King Charles Spaniel than poodle.
 half breed: This is my dog, age 3 and a half. Breed: Cavoodle, but a lot more Cavalier King Charles Spaniel than poodle.

This is my dog, age 3 and a half. Breed: Cavoodle, but a lot more Cavalier King Charles Spaniel than poodle.

half breed: siderealsandman the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that davefunkadelic Counterpoint, my good man: ragans fuck siderealsandman Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. abadmeanmess Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny siderealsandman Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair! Seriously!!! I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting ollies-outies triple-counterpaint: you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post gothvegas OP is right and they should say it insufficientlykinglike Actually... Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY N NN Y N N NY NN Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN N Bugbear Celestial Centaur YYY Y Y Dragon Dryad Dwarf NNY Y NY Y Elf Fiend* Giant Gnoll Gnome M N Y NNM YNNYN NNN NN N NN NY NY N NNN N Y NNN Y NNYN Y NY NMY NNN Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY Goblin Half-Elf Half-Orc Halfling Hobgoblin Human Kobold Lizardfolk Merfolk/Triton N Minotaur Y NNY Y YYY Y Y Y N NY MN YYY Y YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM N NY Nymph Ogre Orc Satyr Sprite YY MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y Y Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall- breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters) M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters), N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent. These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. battlecrazed-axe-mage I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so preciousorgel That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child. If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS rosegaarden a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid preciousorgel Don't bring shrek into this rosegaarden OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD: 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never or singing. That was his THING stopped talking 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him. He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN Source: siderealsandman Sprite >Y> Satyr Orc Z> Ogre Nymph Giant Fiend Elf ZZ Dwarf Zz>> Dryad Dragon Cen Celestial Bugbear z
 half breed: siderealsandman
 the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
 little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
 like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
 creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
 to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
 whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that
 davefunkadelic
 Counterpoint, my good man:
 ragans fuck
 siderealsandman
 Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
 Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
 jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
 twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
 abadmeanmess
 Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
 siderealsandman
 Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
 got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking
 cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with
 kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
 volcano!
 There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so
 much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
 hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
 kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair!
 Seriously!!!
 I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
 who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
 not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
 Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
 looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
 Polymorph to make things interesting
 ollies-outies
 triple-counterpaint:
 you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
 half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
 gothvegas
 OP is right and they should say it
 insufficientlykinglike
 Actually...
 Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding
 Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM
 NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y
 YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N
 YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY
 Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y
 YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY
 N NN Y N N NY NN Y
 Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY
 MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM
 NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN
 N
 Bugbear
 Celestial
 Centaur
 YYY
 Y Y
 Dragon
 Dryad
 Dwarf
 NNY Y
 NY Y
 Elf
 Fiend*
 Giant
 Gnoll
 Gnome
 M
 N
 Y NNM
 YNNYN NNN NN N NN
 NY NY N NNN
 N Y NNN Y NNYN
 Y NY NMY NNN
 Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY
 Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY
 Goblin
 Half-Elf
 Half-Orc
 Halfling
 Hobgoblin
 Human
 Kobold
 Lizardfolk
 Merfolk/Triton N
 Minotaur
 Y
 NNY Y
 YYY Y Y
 Y
 N NY MN
 YYY Y
 YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N
 YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y
 YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N
 YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY
 YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y
 Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y
 YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM
 NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM
 N
 NY
 Nymph
 Ogre
 Orc
 Satyr
 Sprite
 YY
 MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y
 YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y
 Y
 Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall-
 breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters)
 M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage
 parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters),
 N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means
 The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent.
 These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity
 Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed
 As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
 anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
 dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
 Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
 forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
 encounter and
 fuck the dragon.
 battlecrazed-axe-mage
 I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
 keep that chart for reference, so
 preciousorgel
 That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
 and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!
 That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
 what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
 yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
 creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child.
 If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
 any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
 a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say??
 You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
 sauteed
 OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
 GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
 rosegaarden
 a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
 preciousorgel
 Don't bring shrek into this
 rosegaarden
 OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
 CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD:
 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film
 was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
 on his path
 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
 or singing. That was his THING
 stopped talking
 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to
 question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him.
 He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
 with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to
 figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit
 he managed to survive in that movie
 CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
 THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
 AGAIN
 Source: siderealsandman
 Sprite >Y>
 Satyr
 Orc Z>
 Ogre
 Nymph
 Giant
 Fiend
 Elf ZZ
 Dwarf Zz>>
 Dryad
 Dragon
 Cen
 Celestial
 Bugbear z
half breed: siderealsandman the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that davefunkadelic Counterpoint, my good man: ragans fuck siderealsandman Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. abadmeanmess Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny siderealsandman Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair! Seriously!!! I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting ollies-outies triple-counterpaint: you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post gothvegas OP is right and they should say it insufficientlykinglike Actually... Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY N NN Y N N NY NN Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN N Bugbear Celestial Centaur YYY Y Y Dragon Dryad Dwarf NNY Y NY Y Elf Fiend* Giant Gnoll Gnome M N Y NNM YNNYN NNN NN N NN NY NY N NNN N Y NNN Y NNYN Y NY NMY NNN Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY Goblin Half-Elf Half-Orc Halfling Hobgoblin Human Kobold Lizardfolk Merfolk/Triton N Minotaur Y NNY Y YYY Y Y Y N NY MN YYY Y YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM N NY Nymph Ogre Orc Satyr Sprite YY MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y Y Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall- breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters) M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage. parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters), N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent. These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. battlecrazed-axe-mage I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so preciousorgel That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child. If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS rosegaarden a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid preciousorgel Don't bring shrek into this rosegaarden OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD: 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never or singing. That was his THING stopped talking 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him. He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN Source: siderealsandman Sprite >Y> Satyr Orc Z> Ogre Nymph Giant Fiend Elf ZZ Dwarf Zz>> Dryad Dragon Cen Celestial Bugbear z Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument
 half breed: siderealsandman
 the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
 little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
 like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
 creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
 to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
 whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that
 davefunkadelic
 Counterpoint, my good man:
 ragans fuck
 siderealsandman
 Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
 Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
 jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
 twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
 abadmeanmess
 Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
 siderealsandman
 Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
 got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking
 cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with
 kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
 volcano!
 There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so
 much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
 hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
 kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair!
 Seriously!!!
 I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
 who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
 not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
 Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
 looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
 Polymorph to make things interesting
 ollies-outies
 triple-counterpaint:
 you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
 half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
 gothvegas
 OP is right and they should say it
 insufficientlykinglike
 Actually...
 Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding
 Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM
 NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y
 YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N
 YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY
 Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y
 YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY
 N NN Y N N NY NN Y
 Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY
 MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM
 NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN
 N
 Bugbear
 Celestial
 Centaur
 YYY
 Y Y
 Dragon
 Dryad
 Dwarf
 NNY Y
 NY Y
 Elf
 Fiend*
 Giant
 Gnoll
 Gnome
 M
 N
 Y NNM
 YNNYN NNN NN N NN
 NY NY N NNN
 N Y NNN Y NNYN
 Y NY NMY NNN
 Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY
 Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY
 Goblin
 Half-Elf
 Half-Orc
 Halfling
 Hobgoblin
 Human
 Kobold
 Lizardfolk
 Merfolk/Triton N
 Minotaur
 Y
 NNY Y
 YYY Y Y
 Y
 N NY MN
 YYY Y
 YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N
 YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y
 YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N
 YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY
 YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y
 Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y
 YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM
 NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM
 N
 NY
 Nymph
 Ogre
 Orc
 Satyr
 Sprite
 YY
 MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y
 YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y
 Y
 Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall-
 breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters)
 M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage.
 parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters),
 N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means
 The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent.
 These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity
 Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed
 As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
 anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
 dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
 Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
 forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
 encounter and
 fuck the dragon.
 battlecrazed-axe-mage
 I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
 keep that chart for reference, so
 preciousorgel
 That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
 and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!
 That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
 what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
 yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
 creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child.
 If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
 any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
 a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say??
 You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
 sauteed
 OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
 GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
 rosegaarden
 a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
 preciousorgel
 Don't bring shrek into this
 rosegaarden
 OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
 CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD:
 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film
 was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
 on his path
 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
 or singing. That was his THING
 stopped talking
 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to
 question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him.
 He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
 with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to
 figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit
 he managed to survive in that movie
 CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
 THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
 AGAIN
 Source: siderealsandman
 Sprite >Y>
 Satyr
 Orc Z>
 Ogre
 Nymph
 Giant
 Fiend
 Elf ZZ
 Dwarf Zz>>
 Dryad
 Dragon
 Cen
 Celestial
 Bugbear z
Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument

Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument

half breed: SSBD Rollo our half breed dog with very big ears is so bored
 half breed: SSBD
Rollo our half breed dog with very big ears is so bored

Rollo our half breed dog with very big ears is so bored

half breed: ए। জ When your Warsmith ascends to become a daemon prince and the half breed is given command of the grand company
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When your Warsmith ascends to become a daemon prince and the half breed is given command of the grand company

When your Warsmith ascends to become a daemon prince and the half breed is given command of the grand company

half breed: Our first pet. Meet Goldie (she is a half-breed and we love her so much)
 half breed: Our first pet. Meet Goldie (she is a half-breed and we love her so much)

Our first pet. Meet Goldie (she is a half-breed and we love her so much)

half breed: multiplesarcasms31 One giant leap for peoplekind 76 points 11 hours ago This was perfect and has addressed many feelings I hold myself. I'm biracial (though white/Latino mix so I only get POC points when it's convenient) and I'm gay and I'm the first to say I'm sick of the straight, white, male bashing in the west. Many of my best friends are straight, white, dudes and I'm sick of seeing them treated like they're future predators with them raping, gay-bashing, shooting up a school, or lynching a black person being treated as a "when" and not an "if". I've watched them struggle, persevere, work hard, sacrifice, etc. and asshats like these Twitter cows go, "sTrAiGhT wHiTe mAle pRiVilEgE". Also, by and large, the group that has treated me the kindest out of all demographics have been straight, white, guys. Homophobia is rife in the Latino and black community but it's brushed aside because race is higher on the oppression scale than sexuality, many Latino people have called me horrible names because I have a white mother and I'm a "half breed", and very often, straight female acquaintances treat me like an accessory to entertain them and serve them (and calling me homophobic names when I tell them they're being ignorant). None of that is ever addressed though because they get a social pass (or, dare I say, privilege) to be shitty Is it any wonder that the largest suicide demographic is straight, white, guys? They're blamed for all of society's ills, they're told anything they say is irrelevant, that they're future predators, etc. Oh, and the cherry on top too is when these shithead feminists have the gall to say "toxic masculinity" is responsible for this and their inability to express their emotions as they sip out of a "male tears" mug, immediately laugh and call "privilege" when a 17 year old boy shares his story, and then say "we already hear their story enough!". This is why most people think feminism is a joke and see you as female supremacists, because you usually are Just wanted to end it with this though, to the straight, white, dudes reading this. There's nothing wrong with you, you guys are strong and keep marching on despite society constantly shit talking you and trying to drag you down. I've seen so many times on here where I've said nice things about men, so many guys have messaged me and told me that my comment has made their day and even got them out of a depression. Just a simple comment from an internet stranger It shows you how rare kind things are said to them, where a perfect stranger saying men are good makes them happy You guys are good, don't let anyone tell you otherwise Sorry for the rant but I'm so sick of this shit. As someone who's faced homophobia and racism, I haven't experienced some of the cruelty I've seen people direct at straight, white, guys. It's gotten to the freaking point where a 17 year old straight white kid doing an interview for a magazine is met with ridicule. All the Tweeters and the one commenter are disgusting Enough of this, it's getting real old Reply Give Award Share Report Save I'm making this post to get this beautiful message out there. u/multiplesarcasms31, I salute you for being so kind.
 half breed: multiplesarcasms31 One giant leap for peoplekind 76 points 11 hours ago
 This was perfect and has addressed many feelings I hold myself.
 I'm biracial (though white/Latino mix so I only get POC points when it's convenient) and I'm gay and I'm the first to say
 I'm sick of the straight, white, male bashing in the west. Many of my best friends are straight, white, dudes and I'm sick
 of seeing them treated like they're future predators with them raping, gay-bashing, shooting up a school, or lynching a
 black person being treated as a "when" and not an "if". I've watched them struggle, persevere, work hard, sacrifice, etc.
 and asshats like these Twitter cows go, "sTrAiGhT wHiTe mAle pRiVilEgE".
 Also, by and large, the group that has treated me the kindest out of all demographics have been straight, white, guys.
 Homophobia is rife in the Latino and black community but it's brushed aside because race is higher on the oppression
 scale than sexuality, many Latino people have called me horrible names because I have a white mother and I'm a "half
 breed", and very often, straight female acquaintances treat me like an accessory to entertain them and serve them (and
 calling me homophobic names when I tell them they're being ignorant). None of that is ever addressed though because
 they get a social pass (or, dare I say, privilege) to be shitty
 Is it any wonder that the largest suicide demographic is straight, white, guys? They're blamed for all of society's ills,
 they're told anything they say is irrelevant, that they're future predators, etc. Oh, and the cherry on top too is when these
 shithead feminists have the gall to say "toxic masculinity" is responsible for this and their inability to express their
 emotions as they sip out of a "male tears" mug, immediately laugh and call "privilege" when a 17 year old boy shares his
 story, and then say "we already hear their story enough!". This is why most people think feminism is a joke and see you
 as female supremacists, because you usually are
 Just wanted to end it with this though, to the straight, white, dudes reading this. There's nothing wrong with you, you
 guys are strong and keep marching on despite society constantly shit talking you and trying to drag you down. I've seen
 so many times on here where I've said nice things about men, so many guys have messaged me and told me that my
 comment has made their day and even got them out of a depression. Just a simple comment from an internet stranger
 It shows you how rare kind things are said to them, where a perfect stranger saying men are good makes them happy
 You guys are good, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
 Sorry for the rant but I'm so sick of this shit. As someone who's faced homophobia and racism, I haven't experienced
 some of the cruelty I've seen people direct at straight, white, guys. It's gotten to the freaking point where a 17 year old
 straight white kid doing an interview for a magazine is met with ridicule. All the Tweeters and the one commenter are
 disgusting
 Enough of this, it's getting real old
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
I'm making this post to get this beautiful message out there. u/multiplesarcasms31, I salute you for being so kind.

I'm making this post to get this beautiful message out there. u/multiplesarcasms31, I salute you for being so kind.

half breed: Steven Seagal Shihan Steven Seagal World Feb 2 at 7:03am Mar 4 at 1:44pm Steven..Seagal..where..ever..you..might..be..living..on this..Earth..today...I..an..American..hopes.that..you. .go..broke..for..putting...America..an..the..people..dow n..that..was..fans..of..fans..of..yours..all..these..years Steven..Seagal..says..he's..a..family.man...Total..B.S. ..He..cheats..on..wife..alot..Cause..his..sex..life..is..b ad..with..his..wife Не..still..a..Pimp.Nomatter. . what. .he..tells..people...He..almost..killed..his..own..daugh ter..with..his..Gun..but..missed..her..an..killed..her..Pu ppy..instead...An..all.the..money..he..Donates...He..g ets..it..all..back..in..His..Tax..Refund..check..each..ye including..myself..as..one..of..them.. Sharep Like Comment Google Search ar..Spacer..broken. Apr 1 at 7:38pm shared a post- in United American..Actor.who's..living..like..a..Monk..an..Marr ied..to..one..Named..Steven..Seagal..is..a..Unfit..Pare nt..an..Unfaithful..Husband..an..Not..a..good..Actor..o r..Singer..an..almost..went.to..Jail..for..being.a..Pim Steven..Seagal..Should..Not..Have..His..Son..Sitting.. p...Spacer..broke States. Nov 8 at 6:22am S You have no right to be speaking about Seagal this way. You do not know him or how challenging his life has been. 35w Like Reply At.A..Table..With..A..Tiger..On..lt...That.Tiger..Ils..Str onger..Then..Steven..An..The..Tiger..Could..Have..Ju mped..On..His..Son..An..Killed..Him..When..He.Stood .Up...Then..What..Would..Steven..Do.?...He's..Not.Th inking..Clearly..At..All..As..A..Dad. Steven Seagal Nov 11, 2017 at 11:00am ..know..alot..more..about..Steven.S.. .then..you..will..ever.know. 35w Like Reply Official message from Steven Seagal Serenity is not freedom from the storm, it is peace hin the storm Google Search Apr 3 at 7:07pm . I..dont..know..where..you..are..Actor..Steven..Seagal All..I..can..say..is..as..a..Grand..parent...Your..an..Unf aithful..husband..an..Unfit..Parent..who..likes..to..ma ke..Half..breed..kids..an..was..a..Pimp...an..Not.a..g ood.Actor..or.Singer...So.what..good..are..you.?- at Bangkok Metropolis, Thailand 2,224,811 VISITS Bangkok Metropolis, Thailand Region Like Comment Share
 half breed: Steven Seagal Shihan
 Steven Seagal World
 Feb 2 at 7:03am
 Mar 4 at 1:44pm
 Steven..Seagal..where..ever..you..might..be..living..on
 this..Earth..today...I..an..American..hopes.that..you.
 .go..broke..for..putting...America..an..the..people..dow
 n..that..was..fans..of..fans..of..yours..all..these..years
 Steven..Seagal..says..he's..a..family.man...Total..B.S.
 ..He..cheats..on..wife..alot..Cause..his..sex..life..is..b
 ad..with..his..wife Не..still..a..Pimp.Nomatter. . what.
 .he..tells..people...He..almost..killed..his..own..daugh
 ter..with..his..Gun..but..missed..her..an..killed..her..Pu
 ppy..instead...An..all.the..money..he..Donates...He..g
 ets..it..all..back..in..His..Tax..Refund..check..each..ye
 including..myself..as..one..of..them..
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 ar..Spacer..broken.
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 American..Actor.who's..living..like..a..Monk..an..Marr
 ied..to..one..Named..Steven..Seagal..is..a..Unfit..Pare
 nt..an..Unfaithful..Husband..an..Not..a..good..Actor..o
 r..Singer..an..almost..went.to..Jail..for..being.a..Pim Steven..Seagal..Should..Not..Have..His..Son..Sitting..
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 You have no right to be speaking about
 Seagal this way. You do not know him or
 how challenging his life has been.
 35w Like Reply
 At.A..Table..With..A..Tiger..On..lt...That.Tiger..Ils..Str
 onger..Then..Steven..An..The..Tiger..Could..Have..Ju
 mped..On..His..Son..An..Killed..Him..When..He.Stood
 .Up...Then..What..Would..Steven..Do.?...He's..Not.Th
 inking..Clearly..At..All..As..A..Dad.
 Steven Seagal
 Nov 11, 2017 at 11:00am
 ..know..alot..more..about..Steven.S..
 .then..you..will..ever.know.
 35w Like Reply
 Official message from Steven Seagal
 Serenity is not freedom from the storm, it is peace
 hin the storm
 Google Search
 Apr 3 at 7:07pm .
 I..dont..know..where..you..are..Actor..Steven..Seagal
 All..I..can..say..is..as..a..Grand..parent...Your..an..Unf
 aithful..husband..an..Unfit..Parent..who..likes..to..ma
 ke..Half..breed..kids..an..was..a..Pimp...an..Not.a..g
 ood.Actor..or.Singer...So.what..good..are..you.?- at
 Bangkok Metropolis, Thailand
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 Bangkok Metropolis, Thailand
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half breed: holidays however we're doing a giveaway on Monday where you can win a $1000 gift card for the store black friday code 1 2 2 do you have a employee discount, i need to buy it for my daughter she has no clothes and is forced to wear hand home downs waiting Hi there! Unfortunately we don't have any Black Friday codes this year but if you sign up for our newsletter you get 10% of your first order and you'll be the first to know about any sales or giveaways we have in the future Unfortunately I'm unable to give private codes out but our end of season sale starts on the 26th of December and everything in the store will be up to 50% off! There's also a sale section on the website and if you spend $100 or more in single order you get free international shipping why arent there black friday codes? We're an Nz/Aus brand so most of our promotions are for internationally celebrated i need 50 percent off now, i need free shipping im a single mom i have four children they do not have clothes com 3 your so fucking rude you inbred bitch can you give me 50 percent off now and 10 percent off when i sign up and free shipping or should I say cunt cause you dirty half breads like that so much I'm really sorry, I wish I could but I don't have authorization to do SO your manager is going to be in your office to fire you you are a fucking sheep fucking cunt dirty half breed why wont you give me codes? youre being selfish i cant believe you Have a wonderful day mam! im getting you fired FUCK YOU BITCH YOU INSECT BITCH FUCK YOU CINT fucking bitch get raped INSEST BITCH FUCK dive me vour managers bhone
 half breed: holidays however we're doing a
 giveaway on Monday where you
 can win a $1000 gift card for the
 store
 black friday code
 1
 2
 2
 do you have a employee
 discount, i need to buy it for my
 daughter she has no clothes and
 is forced to wear hand home
 downs
 waiting
 Hi there! Unfortunately we don't
 have any Black Friday codes this
 year but if you sign up for our
 newsletter you get 10% of your
 first order and you'll be the first
 to know about any sales or
 giveaways we have in the future
 Unfortunately I'm unable to give
 private codes out but our end of
 season sale starts on the 26th of
 December and everything in the
 store will be up to 50% off!
 There's also a sale section on
 the website and if you spend
 $100 or more in single order you
 get free international shipping
 why arent there black friday
 codes?
 We're an Nz/Aus brand so most
 of our promotions are for
 internationally celebrated
 i need 50 percent off now, i need
 free shipping im a single mom i
 have four children they do not
 have clothes
 com
 3
 your so fucking rude you inbred
 bitch
 can you give me 50 percent off
 now and 10 percent off when i
 sign up and free shipping
 or should I say cunt cause you
 dirty half breads like that so
 much
 I'm really sorry, I wish I could but
 I don't have authorization to do
 SO
 your manager is going to be in
 your office to fire you you are a
 fucking sheep fucking cunt dirty
 half breed
 why wont you give me codes?
 youre being selfish i cant believe
 you
 Have a wonderful day mam!
 im getting you fired
 FUCK YOU BITCH YOU INSECT
 BITCH FUCK YOU CINT
 fucking bitch get raped
 INSEST BITCH FUCK
 dive me vour managers bhone