🐣 25+ Best Memes About Half

Fire, Lost, and France: Notre Dame is one of the world's great treasures and we're thinking of the people of France during your time of grief. It's in our nature to mourn when we see history lost-but it's also in our nature to rebuild for tomorroW, as strong as we can" "It was burning at a level you rarely see a fire burn. They think it was caused by renovation. Renovation-what's that all about? So that puts a damper on what we were about to say. To be honest. With that being said, I want to tell you that a lot has been accomplished in our country in the past two and half years. Only one of these men is Presidential.

Only one of these men is Presidential.

I Bet, Memes, and Pizza: HOT-N-READY People were clowning this man because he had a pizza and flowers for his lady, riding on the subway. Calling him lame because he couldn't afford something better...Half of you dudes wouldn't even go this far for your lady, effort is way more valuable than the price of material things. Salute to him, and I bet you he has a very happy woman at home

Fire, Lost, and France: Notre Dame is one of the world's great treasures and we're thinking of the people of France during your time of grief. It's in our nature to mourn when we see history lost-but it's also in our nature to rebuild for tomorroW, as strong as we can" "It was burning at a level you rarely see a fire burn. They think it was caused by renovation. Renovation-what's that all about? So that puts a damper on what we were about to say. To be honest. With that being said, I want to tell you that a lot has been accomplished in our country in the past two and half years. Only one of these men is Presidential.

Only one of these men is Presidential.

Fucking, God, and Love: A PAIR & A SPARE What's Wrong With My Sueculent... Leaning Towards Light -Not enough Sunlight Shrivelled leaves ~Underwatering Rotting ~ Overwatering Yellowing Leaves Overwatering Black/Brown Spotting Overwatering Dull Color -Too much Sunlight APAIRANDASPAREDIY. COM vulva-fett: cornbread21actual: take note i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’m a fucking cactus”

vulva-fett: cornbread21actual: take note i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’...

Facts, Phone, and Hood: Single people use half of their bed for their phone, 80 snacks*to do lists and remotes don't lie... Facts😂💯

Facts😂💯

Dank, Memes, and Target: Half 1/2 Balanced This does put a smile on my face by Vaniliapuding MORE MEMES

This does put a smile on my face by Vaniliapuding MORE MEMES

Smile, Face, and This: Half 1/2 Balanced This does put a smile on my face

This does put a smile on my face

Time, Me Gusta, and How: When I was 6 My sister was half my age Now I'm 70 How old's my sister? 35. Let's have a hard one next time please 3 h Me gusta Responder DO440 @ImDraconLion Youte not just wrongo youre stupid it’s obviously 25

it’s obviously 25

Star Wars, Darth Maul, and Dark: Memo @sithreepio_ 2h Darth Maul gets sliced in half - survives Anakin gets burnt to a crisp survives Palpatine falls down reactor shaft survives In conclusion, the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural Palapatine was right

Palapatine was right

America, At&t, and Time: #513MPREAGUILAS AT&T C A VS CRUZA 0-0 MEDIO TIEMPO Half time: América 0-0 Cruz Azul

Half time: América 0-0 Cruz Azul

Be Like, Github, and Software: Software Developers talking about their code be like Half stole from Github Half stole from stackoverflow Perfectly balanced ...As all things should be Perfectly Balanced

Perfectly Balanced

Clothes, Fuck You, and Fucking: broadwaytheanimatedseries: dontbugmeimantisocial: captain-childishfirewarrior: peppermimint: giantchicken: drawology: pipesandrage: tophatting: all1sees: fumblingfirebird: cantankerouscrab: #I CAN SEE THE STITCHINGS OKAY GODDAMN THIS ANIMATION IS GORGEOUS #and then you have people only going about how ~hot~ he is because fuck, you can see the lines under his eyes and even red on the edges of the whiteness of his eyes and frost on the edgES OF HIS CLOTHING but^ seriously, the amount of detail and animation in ROTG is just AMAZING, I felt like I could reach out and feel the fabric of their clothes, of Tooth’s feathers and oh my god , these people are amazing. Tooth’s feathers have this purple sheen on the lower half of her body and it’s only apparent when her knees are bent or the angle is right And Jack has kinda splotchy skin and scraggly canine teeth and salt and pepper eyebrows AND TOOTH HAS FLAWLESSLY MANICURED NAILS THIS MOVIE IS GORGEOUS DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PARTICLE EFFECTS FOR ALL THE SAND this is the kind of post I’ve been waiting for. yes. to everything. What’s even more amazing is a bunch of nerds created that shit. I wish they got more praise for the amazing shit they do all the time. I remember one of the guys showing me the sand tests .. he used to work for NASA. NASA FUCKING NASA EVERYBODY!!! AND AS A SIDE NOTE, PETER RAMSEY (who directed Rise of the Guardians) ALSO DIRECTED SPIDER-VERSE YES HE DID

broadwaytheanimatedseries: dontbugmeimantisocial: captain-childishfirewarrior: peppermimint: giantchicken: drawology: pipesandrage: to...

Cute, Friends, and Summer: half-empty @half empty Follow so last summer i randomly met this 80 y/o woman on words with friends. we played 300+ games together and she actually ended up becoming a good friend of mine. today i got to go to florida and meet her in person 11:56 PM-1 Dec 2017 248,504 Retweets 1,084,826 Likes cute

cute

Life, Love, and Today: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because ife is also terrifying and confusing _they had us in the first half, not gonna lie_

_they had us in the first half, not gonna lie_

Flower, Magic, and World: dxnpung Follow People with a dog: he's half British Spaniel, 1/4 French basset hound, 1/8 Tibetan magic flower and his ancestors won world war 2 People with a cat: this is Nacho and he's an asshole

Dank, Cross, and 🤖: it takes 30 mintues to cross. what would it take for you to walk this whole bridge @JamilMadison 30 minutes Half an hour.

Half an hour.

Animals, Gif, and Shit: Simba's Expressions Sheets The Lion King Pult Model Approva 1994 2019 And don’t give me any shit about how it’s hard to do emotions on CGI animals because they did this with Aslan 15 years ago on a movie with half the budget

And don’t give me any shit about how it’s hard to do emotions on CGI animals because they did this with Aslan 15 years ago on a movie with h...

Clothes, Dank, and Laundromat: AVENGERS SELF-SERVICE LAUNDROMAT ENG SELF-SERVICE LAU WASH P6O NOW fOe spot With a drop of their detergent, half of your clothes will cease to exist. 📸 spot.ph 📍 Lavengers Infinity Wash

With a drop of their detergent, half of your clothes will cease to exist. 📸 spot.ph 📍 Lavengers Infinity Wash

Ass, Funny, and Fuck: I don't half ass anything. I fuck it all the way up

Pregnant, Sorry, and Tumblr: Matt Moir @adapid Me: oh l'm sorry take my seat if you're pregnant Lady: I'm not pregnant Me: haha ya wanna be? Lady: you're disgus- Me: I own a fertility clinic Lady: oh sorry i- Me: it's called "your bedroom" Lady: you piece of- Me: it was an old mattress store we never changed the sign 9:10 PM 25 Mar 2018 e".U@ ↓围閃. 50 Retweets 165 Likes t 50 165 srsfunny:They had us in the first half,and the second,an the third

srsfunny:They had us in the first half,and the second,an the third

Women, Can, and Them: 5 T WOMEN DESERVE FRONT POCKETS *(ON THEIR EANS Cant even put half your finger in them!

Cant even put half your finger in them!

Some More, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: devilishlyoperatic: thispleasestormod: kawanaii: tenofswords618: givemeinternet: This is a theater stage for a play no thats a boss battle idk if someone added it already, but that is the stage of the Bregenzer Festspiele in Austria. Here are some more pictures of the stage from other plays: half of those are still boss battles OPERA FANDOM FOREVER

devilishlyoperatic: thispleasestormod: kawanaii: tenofswords618: givemeinternet: This is a theater stage for a play no thats a boss ba...

Girl, Hell, and Been: She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell." -Nikita Gill 05

Women, Can, and Them: 5 T WOMEN DESERVE FRONT POCKETS *(ON THEIR EANS Cant even put half your finger in them!

Cant even put half your finger in them!

Dank, The Office, and Girl: jack @jacchyna which girl in the office are you? im the one that asks everyone where they're going for lunch every half hour beginning from 10.30am Which one are you?

Which one are you?

Go to Sleep, Sleep, and This: half of the people on this sub rn Go to sleep guys

Go to sleep guys

Dank, Memes, and Target: Just How Deep Is the Average Vagina, Actually? maxim.com 738 likes 76 comments 80 shares Like Share comment Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and assets. That thing , it scares me by KjVvV MORE MEMES

That thing , it scares me by KjVvV MORE MEMES

Cars, Dank, and Avengers: kessa @museandblues Rules if you're watching Avengers: Endgame with me: - We will be seated at least 15 minutes before the movie starts. Don't ask me anything because you should've watched recaps like a smart person. -There will be no unnecessary talking or chewing during the movie. If you talk and l miss something important, I will hit you with my shoe. You will cry, laugh and gasp at appropriate times -Take it easy with your drink because there will be no bathroom breaks. -At the end of the movie, we will sit and wait until the credits have finished. -After we leave the theatre, we will walk to our cars and ponder the events that unfolded in silence. -We will discuss our thoughts and feelings about the movie on the following day when I'm no longer an emotional wreck. Half of these rules apply to any film I'd watch in the cinema.

Half of these rules apply to any film I'd watch in the cinema.

MeIRL, Looking, and Template: When you spend half an hour looking for the high quality version of a template you wanna use instead of just making it with the first one you found @a.valid_username Professionals have STANDARD meirl

meirl

Army, Hearts, and Match: fLaughingColours SCORED ALMOST HALF RUNS OF KKR AND HELPED HIS TEAM TO REACH 100 PLUS 50 RUNS 4H BALLS 54s 36s THOUGH CSK WON THE MATCH BUT ANDRE RUSSELL WON OUR HEARTS ONE MAN ARMY OF KKR!! #AndreRussell #KKRvCSK #IPL

#AndreRussell #KKRvCSK #IPL

Life, Life Insurance, and Thanos: Thanos: "Kills half of the population Life insurance industry: Big oof

Big oof

Girls, Hello, and Target: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck. Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,, 30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS. 14 POUNDS. THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE Hello it is Time for Another Update!!! It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!! HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

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Dank, Eminem, and Lol: Anonymous 1 hour ago 796775878 Hey guys I have decided to start raping. I have been think- ing about it for a long time and decided I need to just go for it. I know raping is mostly done by black men but I don't care. Anybody have any tips for my first time or how did you get started raping? My favorite raper is Eminem if it helps. Pic unrelated They had us in the f rst half, not gonna lie Lol by MrRapeusDrapeus MORE MEMES

Lol by MrRapeusDrapeus MORE MEMES

Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

Tumblr, Blog, and Time: Guy: "Hey, what time is it?" Me: "Err... Me: "About half past nein" srsfunny: I got on the wrong bus again

srsfunny: I got on the wrong bus again

Birthday, Dogs, and Sorry: @myla_loecke Coworker: "hey can you take my shift?" Me: "of course!" Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday lk it's kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift? Coworker : sorry it's my dogs half birthday otherwise l totally would:// So true 😂

So true 😂

Love, Queen, and Man: you are a queen, don't let no man half love you

Love, Awkward, and Flower: snazzy-lester ok so there was this post talking about how boys love flowers too and no one ever gets them any or like cares,, SO we were doing awkward icebreakers in class and i decided to ask the guy next to me what his favorite flower was (half expecting him to say wut idk??) and he looked at me with a huge smile and said sunflowers and i think we should all just raise awareness that boys like flowers too Anyone 🌸 Can 🌻 Like 🌺 Flowers!

Anyone 🌸 Can 🌻 Like 🌺 Flowers!

Love, Queen, and Man: you are a queen, don't let no man half love you

Beautiful, Confused, and Google: unknought A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English. She was confused by my appearance and asked me "boy or girl?" It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn't know the word. We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for "transgender" is, it wasn't a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in "I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so l decided to be a girl." She stared at it for a moment then asked "You are happy now?" I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful. A couple hours later she came up to me and said "You and me, we are sisters," and gave me a hug. "You say you are girl, you are girl." that's just so beautiful

that's just so beautiful

Soon..., Say It, and Depression: r/depression Posted by u/CorpusLuteum 3h Something wholesome happened today Today my 7 year old nephew came to my room and asked me why I'm always in bed. I said I'm depressed. He literally dragged me out of bed, held my hand as he forcefully led me down the stairs, took me outside to the back garden and asked me to play on the trampoline. As soon asI entered the trampoline, he closed the zip shut and stood there for half an hour, refusing to let me out, until he was satisfied that I had had enough fun. Needless to say, it was fun and I felt somewhat better afterwards. 1 382 Џ 15 Share Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

Bitch, Crying, and Dank: tatianna @gremling I was driving and crying at the same time and I was at a stoplight and this guy told me to roll down my window. He said, "he's not worth it baby!I can take grandma is in the fucking hospital bitch what the fuck They had us in the first half not gonna lie by spasticpony MORE MEMES

They had us in the first half not gonna lie by spasticpony MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Confused, and Google: unknought A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English. She was confused by my appearance and asked me "boy or girl?" It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn't know the word. We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for "transgender" is, it wasn't a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in "I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl" She stared at it for a moment then asked "You are happy now?" I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful. A couple hours later she came up to me and said "You and me, we are sisters," and gave me a hug. "You say you are girl, you are girl" thats just so beautiful

thats just so beautiful

Dank, Memes, and Target: NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana its a sad day for all single people out here Number of fish in the sea has dropped by nearly half since 1970, report says I am literally in tears by ARK_133 MORE MEMES

I am literally in tears by ARK_133 MORE MEMES

Ash, Target, and Tumblr: shittymoviedetails: In The Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the letters in the name of the main villain, Thanos, can be rearranged to spell “Ashton,” a subtle nod to the ton of ash he turned half the universe into. The letters can also be rearranged to spell “Not Ash,” in reference to the other half.

shittymoviedetails: In The Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the letters in the name of the main villain, Thanos, can be rearranged to spell “...

Regret, Http, and Decisions: I WANT SOMEONE WHO WONT CARE THAT IM INCAPABLE OF SITTING STILL THAT I CANT GRASP THE CONCEPT OF CLEANING AND I REFUSE TO BE LADYLIKE SOMEONE WHO REALİZES THAT HALF THE DECISIONS I MAKE ARE USUALLY ONES I REGRET AND I HAVE RIGHT TO OVERREACT AT ANY GIVEN MONENT 1 WANT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW COMPLETELY INSANE 1 AM &&HE WOuLDNT WANT ME ANY OTHER WAY http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Memes, Soon..., and Target: r/depression Posted by u/CorpusLuteum 3h Something wholesome happened today Today my 7 year old nephew came to my room and asked me why I'm always in bed. I said I'm depressed. He literally dragged me out of bed, held my hand as he forcefully led me down the stairs, took me outside to the back garden and asked me to play on the trampoline. As soon asI entered the trampoline, he closed the zip shut and stood there for half an hour, refusing to let me out, until he was satisfied that I had had enough fun. Needless to say, it was fun and I felt somewhat better afterwards. 4 382 Џ 15 Share positive-memes: Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

positive-memes: Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

Soon..., Say It, and Depression: r/depression Posted by u/CorpusLuteum 3h Something wholesome happened today Today my 7 year old nephew came to my room and asked me why I'm always in bed. I said I'm depressed. He literally dragged me out of bed, held my hand as he forcefully led me down the stairs, took me outside to the back garden and asked me to play on the trampoline. As soon asI entered the trampoline, he closed the zip shut and stood there for half an hour, refusing to let me out, until he was satisfied that I had had enough fun. Needless to say, it was fun and I felt somewhat better afterwards. 4 382 Џ 15 Share Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

Sometimes, all we need is a fun friend

Money, Sorry, and China: Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein Anytime millennials "kill an industry, it's something expensive like fine china, and anytime millennials "save" an industry, it's something cheap like TV dinners. I don't think people understand that we are paid poorly, and 9 boomers have half the money in the whole country 3:15 PM-4 Apr 2019 7,041 Retweets 30,995 Likes ס 151 t: 7.OK 31 K ili Zack Bornstein Φ @ZackBornstein . Apr 4 Sorry Wall Street Journal, I spent all my Amethyst money on milk ס17 166 2.6K 111 🔥🔥🔥

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Be Like, Github, and Software: Software Developers talking about their code be like: Half stole from Github Half stole from stackoverflow Perfectly balanced.. ..As all things should be Coding balance

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