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Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being I'm sorry butI don't think this story true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be 1. Either you were headbutted by swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence. t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has boen arranged to take place n 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other? Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being
 I'm sorry butI don't think this story
 true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust me! l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your "black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head shou ld be
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am witing to confim that you are required to attend court to give your evidence.
 t the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has boen arranged to take place
 n 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Megistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5.You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury. Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time -you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anyth ing it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did oCcur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself.
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation

Dude brutally dissects "true" story of a woman interfering in an abusive situation

Bad, Books, and Dad: 4:07 Who am 1? You sure you want to know? The st... > You named the conversation "Who am 1? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... you I was just an world...... somebody lied. But let me assure you, this like any story worth telling... .. is all about a girl. That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I've loved since before l even liked girls. I'd like to tell you that's me next to her. Aw, heck, I'd even take him. Hey! Stop the bus! That's me. Tell him to stop! Please! Stop! Hey! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Blvd. Catch a cab, Parker! Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late. What a geek! - Don't even think about it. You're so lame, Parker. Would you date him? Midtown High seniors. No wandering. Proceed direct... Knock it off. Remember, it is a privilege to be here. We're guests of Columbia University's Science Department. So behave accordingly. Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium. Come on, stay together. Proceed up the steps and into the building. - Where were Checking out the library. - Looking at the books. - Yeah, right. - Dad would you ask Hoskins to drive around the corner please. - Why? The entrance is right there. Dad these are public school kids, I'm not showing up for the field trip in a Rolls. You want me to trade in my care for a Jetta just because you flunked out of every private school I ever sent you to? - It wasn't for me. - Of course it was. - Don't ever be ashamed of who you ashamed of who l am. It's just... Just what, Harry? Forget it. Pete! - Hi, Harry. - Hey, man. What's up? - Harry! Won't you be needing this? - Thanks Dad. - Um, Peter may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn. - I've heard so much about you. - It's a great honour to meet you sir. - Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. Y'know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I read all your research on nanotechnology. Really Brilliant. You understood it? - Yes, I wrote a paper on it. Impressive. Your parents must be very proud. - | live with my aunt and uncle, they are proud. - Hey, you two! Let's move! - Nice to meet you. - Hope to see you again. - He doesn't seem so bad. - Not if you're genius. I think he wants to adopt you. There are over 32,000 known species of spider in the world. They're in the order Araneae, divided into three suborders. That's amazing! This is the most advanced electron microscope in the eastern seaboard. It's unreal. Arachnids from all three groups possess... ...varying strengths which help them in their constant search for food. For example, the Delena spider, family Sparassidae... ...has the if somebody told average ordinary guy, not a care in the you? - are. - I'm not iMessage Pay I named my group chat the entire Spider-Man 1 script. I saw something similar on r/madlads.
Bad, Books, and Dad: 4:07
 Who am 1? You sure you want to know? The st... >
 You named the conversation "Who am 1? You sure you want to
 know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If
 somebody said it was a happy little tale...
 you I was just an
 world...... somebody lied. But let me assure you, this like any
 story worth telling... .. is all about a girl. That girl. The girl next
 door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I've loved since before l
 even liked girls. I'd like to tell you that's me next to her. Aw,
 heck, I'd even take him. Hey! Stop the bus! That's me. Tell him to
 stop! Please! Stop! Hey! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! He's been
 chasing us since Woodhaven Blvd. Catch a cab, Parker! Thank
 you. I'm sorry I'm late. What a geek! - Don't even think about it.
 You're so lame, Parker. Would you date him? Midtown High
 seniors. No wandering. Proceed direct... Knock it off. Remember,
 it is a privilege to be here. We're guests of Columbia University's
 Science Department. So behave accordingly. Let's not have a
 repeat of our trip to the planetarium. Come on, stay together.
 Proceed up the steps and into the building. - Where were
 Checking out the library. - Looking at the books. - Yeah, right. -
 Dad would you ask Hoskins to drive around the corner please. -
 Why? The entrance is right there. Dad these are public school
 kids, I'm not showing up for the field trip in a Rolls. You want me
 to trade in my care for a Jetta just because you flunked out of
 every private school I ever sent you to? - It wasn't for me. - Of
 course it was. - Don't ever be ashamed of who you
 ashamed of who l am. It's just... Just what, Harry? Forget it. Pete!
 - Hi, Harry. - Hey, man. What's up? - Harry! Won't you be
 needing this? - Thanks Dad. - Um, Peter may I introduce my
 father, Norman Osborn. - I've heard so much about you. - It's a
 great honour to meet you sir. - Harry tells me you're quite the
 science whiz. Y'know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I read
 all your research on nanotechnology. Really Brilliant. You
 understood it? - Yes, I wrote a paper on it. Impressive. Your
 parents must be very proud. - | live with my aunt and uncle, they
 are proud. - Hey, you two! Let's move! - Nice to meet you. -
 Hope to see you again. - He doesn't seem so bad. - Not if you're
 genius. I think he wants to adopt you. There are over 32,000
 known species of spider in the world. They're in the order
 Araneae, divided into three suborders. That's amazing! This is
 the most advanced electron microscope in the eastern seaboard.
 It's unreal. Arachnids from all three groups possess... ...varying
 strengths which help them in their constant search for food. For
 example, the Delena spider, family Sparassidae... ...has the
 if somebody told
 average ordinary guy, not a care in the
 you? -
 are. - I'm not
 iMessage
 Pay
I named my group chat the entire Spider-Man 1 script. I saw something similar on r/madlads.

I named my group chat the entire Spider-Man 1 script. I saw something similar on r/madlads.

Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being. I'm sorry but don't think this story is true. I'd like to believe it's true! Trust mel l'd love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story 1. Either you were headbutted by man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's ballooned up. The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it? Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc. If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It's a natural instinct. 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken nose within five days. As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose! Where's the medical attention? 4. I don't like the look of your court letter. Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th December, 201 I am weting to confrm that you are required to attend court to give your evidence a the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences The deferidant is remanded in custody What happens next has been arranged to take place 6th December, 2012 t North Somerset Magistrates Courts at Court Location Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does look like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means. Anyone could've written this Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go. I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area, but still 5. You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you. for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in Police are Weston-super-Mare. But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence. 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your "injury". Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. Me: Is that a real black eye? Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one. 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself. Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a pointl Here's a much better message you could send to the world: "How about no one hits anyone?" It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?" Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story... gotem..?
Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who
 beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but
 the sense of being a fucking great human being.
 I'm sorry but don't think this story is true.
 I'd like to believe it's true! Trust mel l'd love a nice feel good story to make me
 feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong
 with this story
 1. Either you were headbutted by
 man with the smallest head in the world,
 or a Legoman. Your black eye should be swollen, your eyelids should be
 somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be
 swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn't let that
 slide. I know people who've hit their eye and with in an afternoon it's
 ballooned up.
 The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels
 don't really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets,
 and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job
 2. You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I'm not
 well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on
 Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story
 Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of
 contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements.
 Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who's to say that
 wouldn't be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take
 off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a
 headbutt? Don't you wear make up? Wouldn't that contaminate it?
 Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness
 right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA
 samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why
 would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases,
 etc.
 If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn't you
 touch where you'd been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away?I
 don't know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to
 protect it. It's a natural instinct.
 3. Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs.
 The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post.
 Now, I'm pretty sure you're not Wolverine, and you can't heal a broken
 nose within five days.
 As you can see, I've placed the broken nose picture over a recent one,
 and there is honestly no difference in your nose.
 For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the
 bandages? Where are the plasters? You've apparently broken your nose!
 Where's the medical attention?
 4. I don't like the look of your court letter.
 Notice to attend at North Somerset Magistrates Courts on 6th
 December, 201
 I am weting to confrm that you are required to attend court to give your evidence
 a the hearing on 22nd October, 2012 at North Somerset Magistrates Courts, Dacian
 pleaded "not guilty" to the following offences
 The deferidant is remanded in custody
 What happens next
 has been arranged to take place
 6th December, 2012
 t North Somerset Magistrates Courts at
 Court Location
 Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That's a legal
 document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does
 look
 like you've ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times?
 There's also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which
 means.
 Anyone could've written this
 Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go.
 I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it's a rough area,
 but still
 5. You've linked newspaper articles that are related to you.
 for witnesses to an assault when a woman was headbutted in
 Police are
 Weston-super-Mare.
 But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if
 the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have
 enough to convict him. That's two witnesses and straight up DNA
 evidence, right?
 Then again, the newspapers you're in aren't exactly the BBC. You can
 submit stories to them with little to no evidence.
 6. After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on
 your "injury". Please bear in mind that she's going to become a doctor one
 day and has far more training that you and I.
 Me: Is that a real black eye?
 Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start
 out red. Her nose is def not broken, she'd probably have two black eyes if
 it was. Bruises start red because it's blood pooling, then as the iron in the
 blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellowand not all at
 the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn't even be
 able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose.
 So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads
 medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.
 7. But let's move on from what is, or what isn't and onto the post itself.
 Look, I get it. You're a feminist, you want to fight for woman's rights, you
 want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but
 your post reeks of "Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I'm a
 woman! I fight! Men shouldn't hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a
 pointl
 Here's a much better message you could send to the world:
 "How about no one hits anyone?"
 It's all well and good saying women shouldn't hit men, but if Tumblr has
 taught me anything it's that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the
 bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a
 consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman
 identifying as a man hitting a man and now we're onto a huge debate onto
 who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus:
 This story is false. The injury isn't real. I'm highly doubtful of the events in
 question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and
 lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for
 yourself
 Surely preaching equality through, "Can we all just not hit each other?"
 Rather than, "Men are pigs and they hit women!" would be a better way to
 go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a
 whole story...
gotem..?

gotem..?

Internet, Wire, and Guy: TV guy came to fix a wire that had the cover stripped, accidentally cut our internet instead.
Internet, Wire, and Guy: TV guy came to fix a wire that had the cover stripped, accidentally cut our internet instead.

TV guy came to fix a wire that had the cover stripped, accidentally cut our internet instead.

Crush, Mom, and Asks: When your mom asks if "you want to identify as a guy because your crush is gay"
Crush, Mom, and Asks: When your mom asks if "you want to identify as a guy because your crush is gay"

When your mom asks if "you want to identify as a guy because your crush is gay"

Photo, For, and This: This little guy decided to pose for a photo
Photo, For, and This: This little guy decided to pose for a photo

This little guy decided to pose for a photo