🐣 25+ Best Memes About Greeting

greeting: The greeting we get every time we come home!!!! (via)

The greeting we get every time we come home!!!! (via)

greeting: ad-inferii: pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]” 2 months of total silence and then texting a meme

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greeting: Greeting my thot friends, all dressed up for New Year Party HEA. НEYHO. Yoar tnd Sale Year End sale. PARKIR PARKIR MOTOR New year tradition all over the world

New year tradition all over the world

greeting: Merry Christmas hirespokemon: 1998 Pokémon greeting card by Kagemaru Himeno, featuring Pikachu and Eevee, Merry Christmas!

hirespokemon: 1998 Pokémon greeting card by Kagemaru Himeno, featuring Pikachu and Eevee, Merry Christmas!

greeting: sibling-less writers "hey sis." "hey little bro!" ro!» ladyblue226: owlinadayswork: starfleetrambo: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “…”“Bitch” “Can you just,,, stop talking?”“No” ”Hey, mind if—””I told you to fucking knock!”

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greeting: Emailing teachers be like.. Me: *polite greeting* *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Teacher: "sure" -sent from my iPhone mybaggage

greeting: greeting my dad 5 year old me when he comes home after a long day at work Thanks dad for everything

Thanks dad for everything

greeting: eli @shepprd me greeting customers normally vs 10 mins before closing 01O WUSS POPPIN JIMBO 11/24/16, 1:03 AM

greeting: press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you need to hear the options press 4 Today 6:12 PM 4 To receive a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you need to hear the options press 4 4 To receive a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual pickup line press 3. If you want to come over then press 4. 4 Okay what time can you come Sent Damnit you caught me there Send Type a message GIF Almost too easy

Almost too easy

greeting: Baby Bois! Baby balby baby bais! m home! ONE! TWO! THREE... MEO0000 Blake Mattheus Draws 31/10/11 Baby Bois! My dog recently lost his eyesight, and he hasn’t quite gotten used to greeting me after work [OC]

My dog recently lost his eyesight, and he hasn’t quite gotten used to greeting me after work [OC]

greeting: Today 5:36 PM hello friendo how's ur Suffering is that just a standard greeting now or we're millenials how else would we greet each other macklesufficient: meanwhile

macklesufficient: meanwhile

greeting: How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations @lifehack.ers 1 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 3 4 2 Can’t really argue with the logic! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MdPHIc

Can’t really argue with the logic! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MdPHIc

greeting: How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations @lifehack.ers 1 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 3 4 2 Can’t really argue with the logic! by Kennyg39 MORE MEMES

Can’t really argue with the logic! by Kennyg39 MORE MEMES

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greeting: Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like per the bible? glitterbomb-goblinking the-unreadable-book: revelationi9: musiqchildoo7: Well, according to Ezekiel s they might look something like this... According to Daniel 1o something like his... According to Isaiah 6. In Ezediel 10.. Again in Ezeliel o. Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to deseribe what they saw when they saw an angel.. they run into the end of their imagination... they car never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, lat alona baing able to describa it to someone else. REAL Yeah, that's uually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible.. Theres a good reason why angels'standard greeting is 'Do not be afraid I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remambar because it was so funny was a Christmas spacial where an angal showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth ofChrist. The conversations went: Angel: "FEAR NOT. Shepherds: "screaming Angel: ISAID FEAR NOT." Shepherds: screaming LOUDER Angel: WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

greeting: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: Polite greeting 2. 1. Name 3. Relevant personal link Manage expectations 4 hellenhighwater: how to be good at talking Social Skills 101 via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2OgjJMF

Social Skills 101 via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2OgjJMF

greeting: Networking 101 HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE. INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS 1.POLITE GREETING 2. NAME 3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK 4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS Good Networking Advice

Good Networking Advice

greeting: Networking 101 HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE. INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS 1.POLITE GREETING 2. NAME 3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK 4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS Good Networking Advice

Good Networking Advice

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Blursed greeting : blursedimages

greeting: Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: 1Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link Manage expectations 4. hellenhighwater how to be good at talking awesomacious: Social Skills 101

awesomacious: Social Skills 101

greeting: How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations @lifehack.ers 2 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 3 4 Stolen but still funny

Stolen but still funny

greeting: How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations @lifehack.ers 2 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 3 4 laughoutloud-club: Good talking Is important….

laughoutloud-club: Good talking Is important….

greeting: 29%3:25 P 29% 3:25 PM A LTE+ LTE+ 41 Mackenzie Mackenzie Well shit mind if we start Hey how's it going? (I'm going with a bland greeting, over? sue me) Hey can I naruto run @ that pussy girl? Its going swell it's a good way to start a and Only if you know ninjutsu conversation Well call me Tobirama See that's what I thought! But Senju cause I'm gonna Shadow Clone jutsu all over nope, apparently that's not a good enough greeting and you should "try harder" your pussy So then you say something like "lemme naruto run @ that pussy" and suddenly I'm the fucking bad guy Hey I do like Naruto. So I would be okay with that You could not have picked a better gif for that statement Well shit mind if we start Туре Type a message... GIF GIF a message... It pays to be extra sometimes.

It pays to be extra sometimes.

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greeting: HEY! Bob! What's a pretty guy like you doing out oh hey! Haha, Swear greeting you have a new here? every time see you! Where do you get this ?! Sluff I listen to podcasts 2417 even while sleeping and l absorb their jokes ond mannerisms as are my real friends have noo0 000 idea though they what you're talking about! matchingboofSÇomics Don’t expose me like this Bob

Don’t expose me like this Bob

greeting: Emailing teachers be like.. Мe: *polite greeting* *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Тeacher: "sure" -sent from my iPhone

greeting: Tyler Helfrich morning dogs Good girl Greeting pups at daycare 😭 By Tyler Helfrich, morning_dogs | IG

Greeting pups at daycare 😭 By Tyler Helfrich, morning_dogs | IG

greeting: JASKER JASKER Ptumiole aracestar-draws said: You made Jasper look so Pretty in that Dragon & Knight AU you did a while ago! jasker: HOHOOO WHY THANK YOU SO MUCH! ive been hanging onto this ask for a while and felt the inspiration to do a proper full body of her since she was mostly lounging and sitting in the last onesshes of course greeting pearl back into her lair B^)

jasker: HOHOOO WHY THANK YOU SO MUCH! ive been hanging onto this ask for a while and felt the inspiration to do a proper full body of he...

greeting: Networking 101 HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE INIGO'S GUIDE TO NETWORKING SUCCESS 1.POLITE GREETING 2. NAME 3. RELEVANT PERSONAL LINK 4. MANAGE EXPECTATIONS laughingsquid: Inigo Montoya’s Guide to Networking Success

laughingsquid: Inigo Montoya’s Guide to Networking Success

greeting: wodneswynn Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don't seem to move You stare up at them They blink. kainoliero You blink back. It's only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat. wodneswynn I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her. Source: wodneswynn 46,015 notes

greeting: Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: 1Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link Manage expectations 4. hellenhighwater how to be good at talking awesomacious: Social Skills 101

awesomacious: Social Skills 101

greeting: wodneswynn Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don't seem to move. You stare up at them. They blink. kainoliero You blink back. It's only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat. wodneswynn I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her. Source: wodneswynn 46,015 notes Horror turned wholesome!

Horror turned wholesome!

greeting: normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open? #and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn’t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.

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greeting: Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Remember Inigo Montoya: 1Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link Manage expectations 4. hellenhighwater how to be good at talking Social Skills 101

Social Skills 101

greeting: sibling-less writers "hey sis." "hey little bro!" ro!» patient-positivity: gods-little-punk: avatarpotato: dragonpyre: snicketty-snook: jacksoopticboop: anticoffeebeans: viostormcaller: actually-al: pixiis-blog: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “Hey Dork.” “I am not a dork.” “Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.” “Whats up buttholes” “Shut up Loser” “Hey maaaan” “Hey maaaaan” Or “Hey stoop-stoops” “No” “Who are you?” “Hey shithead” “Hey dickface” “Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room* “Hey nerd”“What do you want” “Sup bitch” “Fuck off” *steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle* “what” “what do you want for dinner” That last one!!! I greet my brother with “sup homeboy” and he consistently replies with “shut up”.

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greeting: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2 Sound End Chat 3 Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin? Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Amazon: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Me: Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Very well my son. Me: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Amazon: Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Amazon: Me: Great Have you placed the order Amazon: Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Amazon: Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Amazon: Me: Bye my son Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

greeting: sandra-the-swamp-witch: sippyteaevs: raventherogue: yamujiburo: cgoblinqueen: yamujiburo: im here for these two pika boyfriends or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys Reblog if your happy for these Gay Pikachus If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about… :･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

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greeting: Every morning in Frankfurt, Germany, you might catch a glimpse of Jenny, a horse who goes on a long walk every morning, all by herself. She has been taking the same route every morning for 14 years, ever since her owner, now 79 years old, became unable to ride. She enjoys greeting all of the familiar faces along the way, and she stops and gets treats and pettings from some of her favorite humans. The locals treat her like a celebrity and happily clean up after her. A piece of paper is attached to her halter that reads, "My name is Jenny. I didn't run away, I'm just walking. Thank you." But the police get calls frequently from people who don't know about the arrangement. They are very familiar with the horse and the owner, and there have been no incidents in 14 years. A local veterinarian gives her routine checkups and continues to find her to be healthy and showing no anxiety about her unique lifestyle. igraine-ohnefurcht: positive-memes: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny. I love how this makes it look like Frankfurt is this charming rural town in the middle of Germany.

igraine-ohnefurcht: positive-memes: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny. I love how this makes it look like Frankfurt is th...

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greeting: Rule #2 don't ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem Rule #2 Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street, For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet. You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat, But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast, Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most, For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces, And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea, For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see, And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light, So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem Rule #2 Don’t ever hug a lobst...

greeting: Every morning in Frankfurt, Germany, you might catch a glimpse of Jenny, a horse who goes on a long walk every morning, all by herself. She has been taking the same route every morning for 14 years, ever since her owner, now 79 years old, became unable to ride. She enjoys greeting all of the familiar faces along the way, and she stops and gets treats and pettings from some of her favorite humans. The locals treat her like a celebrity and happily clean up after her. A piece of paper is attached to her halter that reads, "My name is Jenny. I didn't run away, I'm just walking. Thank you." But the police get calls frequently from people who don't know about the arrangement. They are very familiar with the horse and the owner, and there have been no incidents in 14 years. A local veterinarian gives her routine checkups and continues to find her to be healthy and showing no anxiety about her unique lifestyle. positive-memes: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

positive-memes: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

greeting: DEV @DudeNamedDev Following Call I just got at Gamestop. Me: *answers. Gamestop bullshit greeting* Person: "Aye bruh you black?!" Me: "...yeah?" Person: "TELL THIS STUPID ASS NIGGA MARIO IS NOT ON PS4 BRUH!" *loud arquing in the background* 2:17 PM -28 May 2018 57, 170 Retweets 238,444 Likes : OGG meirl

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greeting: Every morning in Frankfurt, Germany, you might catch a glimpse of Jenny, a horse who goes on a long walk every morning, all by herself. She has been taking the same route every morning for 14 years, ever since her owner, now 79 years old, became unable to ride. She enjoys greeting all of the familiar faces along the way, and she stops and gets treats and pettings from some of her favorite humans. The locals treat her like a celebrity and happily clean up after her. A piece of paper is attached to her halter that reads, "My name is Jenny. I didn't run away, I'm just walking. Thank you." But the police get calls frequently from people who don't know about the arrangement. They are very familiar with the horse and the owner, and there have been no incidents in 14 years. A local veterinarian gives her routine checkups and continues to find her to be healthy and showing no anxiety about her unique lifestyle. awesomacious: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

awesomacious: Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

greeting: Every morning in Frankfurt, Germany, you might catch a glimpse of Jenny, a horse who goes on a long walk every morning, all by herself. She has been taking the same route every morning for 14 years, ever since her owner, now 79 years old, became unable to ride. She enjoys greeting all of the familiar faces along the way, and she stops and gets treats and pettings from some of her favorite humans. The locals treat her like a celebrity and happily clean up after her. A piece of paper is attached to her halter that reads, "My name is Jenny. I didn't run away, I'm just walking. Thank you." But the police get calls frequently from people who don't know about the arrangement. They are very familiar with the horse and the owner, and there have been no incidents in 14 years. A local veterinarian gives her routine checkups and continues to find her to be healthy and showing no anxiety about her unique lifestyle. Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

greeting: Shannon Bream@ShannonBream 15h v Need your help Twitterverse-trying to help a young boy who is dying. He probably has just days and all he want is a greeting from one of the Avengers. If you have a celeb connection, please let me know. Otherwise, could you help out with a RT? Thank you in advance! 602 t19.4K 21.1K Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Replying to @ShannonBream I'm more of a "Reserve Avenger". But happy to help. DM me. 10:34 AM 26 Mar 18 3,099 Retweets 35.5K Likes Ryan being an awesome person

Ryan being an awesome person

greeting: Me greeting all the brain cells i brought for the exanm Thank you all for coming

greeting: Good guy cop saves fawn from Redding fire Been dreaming of this moment since Belle and Snow White showed me how it's done This little guy greeting the world animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

greeting: Good guy cop saves fawn from Redding fire Been dreaming of this moment since Belle and Snow White showed me how it's done This little guy greeting the world animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

greeting: Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: "sure" -sent from my iPhone Student problems

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