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grammar: just-absolutely-super: momo-de-avis: this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me #you is kind#you is smart#you is important#you is well-intentioned

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this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me
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momo-de-avis:
this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me
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grammar: prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymoga: Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012… Good post OP Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty. WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice. 2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time. 3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy). So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.) Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers: Much appreciated. I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit …I sadly have more bullshit to report. “removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot. …goddamnit Let’s try this again I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

grammar: prismatic-bell:
the-invisible-self:

pulmonary-poultry:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

mandalorianreynolds:

kuriquinn:

prismatic-bell:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

prismatic-bell:

broken-bits-of-dreams:

prismatic-bell:

aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP

Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.

WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.”

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening.

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.”

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).

So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)

Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:

Much appreciated.

I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit

…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.

…goddamnit

Let’s try this again

I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

grammar: prismatic-bell:
the-invisible-self:

pulmonary-poultry:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

mandalorianreynolds:

kuriquinn:

prismatic-bell:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

prismatic-bell:

broken-bits-of-dreams:

prismatic-bell:

aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP

Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.

WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.”

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening.

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.”

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).

So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)

Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:

Much appreciated.

I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit

…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.

…goddamnit

Let’s try this again

I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell...

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grammar: Emailing teachers be like..
Me:
*polite greeting*
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone
mybaggage

grammar: Emailing teachers be like..
Me:
*polite greeting*
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone
mybaggage

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grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: theanimejunkie: bossubossupromode: Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, "is it better to use "had" or "had had" in this example sentence?" The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers. James, while John had had "had", had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. welcome to the english language

grammar: theanimejunkie:
bossubossupromode:
Two students, James and John
were given a grammar test by their
teacher. The question was, "is it
better to use "had" or "had had" in
this example sentence?"
The teacher collected the tests,
and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had "had",
had had "had had." "Had had" had
had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language

grammar: theanimejunkie:
bossubossupromode:
Two students, James and John
were given a grammar test by their
teacher. The question was, "is it
better to use "had" or "had had" in
this example sentence?"
The teacher collected the tests,
and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had "had",
had had "had had." "Had had" had
had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: Ola Of Lagos @itshimolaa Helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance! Physical distance too in some cases

grammar: Ola Of Lagos
@itshimolaa
Helpful grammar tip! farther is for
physical distance, further is for
metaphorical distance, and father
is for emotional distance!
Physical distance too in some cases

grammar: Ola Of Lagos
@itshimolaa
Helpful grammar tip! farther is for
physical distance, further is for
metaphorical distance, and father
is for emotional distance!
Physical distance too in some cases

Physical distance too in some cases

grammar: creepygnomeking: since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to upload something anyway-

grammar: creepygnomeking:

since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to upload something anyway-

grammar: creepygnomeking:

since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to upload something anyway-

creepygnomeking: since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to u...

grammar: Emailing teachers be like.. Me: *polite greeting* *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Teacher: "sure" -sent from my iPhone mybaggage

grammar: Emailing teachers be like..
Me:
*polite greeting*
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone
mybaggage

grammar: Emailing teachers be like..
Me:
*polite greeting*
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar*
Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone
mybaggage

grammar: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue) i support this

grammar: mtv should do a show where they
have a young woman read 3 of
the horniest messages from guys
in her DMs in front of the 3 men's
moms and the moms have to
guess which one was their son
(a screenshot of the DM will be
projected as well so the moms
can use their grammar as a clue)
i support this

grammar: mtv should do a show where they
have a young woman read 3 of
the horniest messages from guys
in her DMs in front of the 3 men's
moms and the moms have to
guess which one was their son
(a screenshot of the DM will be
projected as well so the moms
can use their grammar as a clue)
i support this

i support this

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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PRETTY PLEASE
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DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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It's Nick and I..
It's Nick and I. "Me and
Nick" is not proper
grammar, you
Neanderthal
You're right. It is Nick
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Dude me and Nick are
about to go to a giants
game, wanna come?
It's Nick and I..
It's Nick and I. "Me and
Nick" is not proper
grammar, you
Neanderthal
You're right. It is Nick
and I, because you're no
longer invited.
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grammar: o Frezia 4G 5:37 PM 64% Messages Laurence Details Dude me and Nick are about to go to a giants game, wanna come? It's Nick and I.. It's Nick and I. "Me and Nick" is not proper grammar, you Neanderthal You're right. It is Nick and I, because you're no longer invited. DESTRUCTION 100 This man got comebacked

grammar: o Frezia 4G
5:37 PM
64%
Messages Laurence
Details
Dude me and Nick are
about to go to a giants
game, wanna come?
It's Nick and I..
It's Nick and I. "Me and
Nick" is not proper
grammar, you
Neanderthal
You're right. It is Nick
and I, because you're no
longer invited.
DESTRUCTION 100
This man got comebacked

grammar: o Frezia 4G
5:37 PM
64%
Messages Laurence
Details
Dude me and Nick are
about to go to a giants
game, wanna come?
It's Nick and I..
It's Nick and I. "Me and
Nick" is not proper
grammar, you
Neanderthal
You're right. It is Nick
and I, because you're no
longer invited.
DESTRUCTION 100
This man got comebacked

This man got comebacked

grammar: CHAT PROFILE H MOST COMPATIBLE Drew & Miranda, we think you two should meet. Sun, Sep 22, 12:36AM MY FRIENDS WOULD TELL YOU THAT I'M Most likely the most brilliant yet irratic person they have ever known Sorry the irony here is just too perfect.. bri ile misspelling erratic. I know brilliance is more than spelling prowess but it's just too good You liked Miranda's answer. Sun, Sep 22, 12:36AM Congratulations your the only one that got it Sun, Sep 22, 12:56AM You're Betcha thought you could slip one past me I teach grammar and English Miranda Come at me Sun, Sep 22, 1:08AM Bring it druuu I'm a fucking engineer we don't do the spellings Sun, Sep 22, 1:16AM Well perfect, because do you see any bits attached to this conversation? A chuck, maybe? Removable lithium-ion battery? Didn't think so, because this is not a fuckin drill Grammar throwd own is live Sun, Sep 22, 2:29AM Hydroponics bitch I WORK WITH AGRICULTURE AND HYDRO BASED CONSTUCTS 39 seconds ago Do you know what your "HYDRO BASED CONSTUCTS" and a mute pirate have in common? THEY'RE FUCKIN BOTH MISSING THE "R" Sent Send a message Send Battle of the sexes

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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
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YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

grammar: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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grammar: GRAMMAR WITH
TODOROKI
FR
Sharknng

FARTHER
PHYSICAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
it's your power
what?

FURTHER
METAPHORICAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
traced lol
GO FURTHER BEYOND!
PLUS ULTRA

FATHER
EMOTIONAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
Bitch
sharknng:Grammar with Todoroki

grammar: GRAMMAR WITH
TODOROKI
FR
Sharknng

FARTHER
PHYSICAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
it's your power
what?

FURTHER
METAPHORICAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
traced lol
GO FURTHER BEYOND!
PLUS ULTRA

FATHER
EMOTIONAL
DISTANCE
Sharknng
Bitch
sharknng:Grammar with Todoroki

sharknng:Grammar with Todoroki

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grammar: My grammar
in 2011
You must excuse me.
I've grown quite weary.
My grammar
in 2018
2019
P
What do now?

grammar: My grammar
in 2011
You must excuse me.
I've grown quite weary.
My grammar
in 2018
2019
P
What do now?