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McDonalds, Memes, and Free: me as a parent
McDonald's ain't free cuz
Gotta start them early π Credit: @ant.1017
Gotta start them early π Credit: @ant.1017
Beautiful, Funny, and Life: shipvicturi
McDonald's has their 20 piece chicken nuggets
on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You're supposed
to mix and match items, but there's nothing
stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for
$3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63,
I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked
me three times if I was sure I wanted that many,
and then when I rolled up to the window, she
looked in my backseat like she expected to see
four 0
chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I
gotta say, this is what life is all about.
kids there, but it was just me. I took my 12
#my text posts #mcdonalds #chicken nuggets #
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Such a beautiful story. https://t.co/libK5s65EC
Such a beautiful story. https://t.co/libK5s65EC
Dad, Memes, and Suicide: Dad 1 day ago
My favourite part was when they did
the fortnite dances in the suicide
forest, but instead of corpses it's dead
channels! Brilliant, really out done
themselves this year!
Thatβs gotta hurt. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Eb0KOs
Thatβs gotta hurt. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Eb0KOs
![Christmas, Cookies, and England: 5 million subscribers in
6 months
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[Intro: Jake Paul] Ayy, Sleep, you ready? Don't sleep on it tho' [Chorus: Jake Paul] Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch [Verse 1: Jake Paul] Say All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul merch All I want for Christmas is a Jake Paul shirt All she want for Christmas is JP on the fur All I want for Christmas is that JP sweatshirt Say [Refrain: Jake Paul] Fanjoy.co, back slash Jake Paul Get it while you can Before I sell it all Spend a hundred dollars, free shippin', y'all Go tell your momma, she gotta buy it all [Pre-Chorus] Fanjoy to the world My merch has come [Chorus: Jake Paul] Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch [Verse 2: Jake Paul] Saint Nick Crompton is the merch Santa, man It's old Saint Nick, sleigh from England Don't leave him cookies, just some tea, man Stuff in yo' tree with that Jake Paul brand [Refrain: Jake Paul] Fanjoy.co, back slash Jake Paul Get it while you can before I sell it all Spend a hundred dollars, free shippin', y'all Go tell your momma, she gotta buy it all [Pre-Chorus] Fanjoy to the world My merch has come [Chorus: Jake Paul] Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch Buy dat merch](https://pics.awwmemes.com/5-million-subscribers-in-6-months-5-million-subscribers-in-38557754.png)
Chill, Phone, and Sex: Gotta finish #wastehstime2018 off
strong ladies. Make plans to chill at his
house, tell him you're there, then block
him. Call him daddy during sex, then say
sorry wrong person. Text him "we
need to talk" then turn your phone off
for 2 days. Be creative
Go team!!! ( @wastehistime2018_ )
Go team!!! ( @wastehistime2018_ )
I Bet, Wow, and Best: Admin Yesterday at 21:47 .
Yesterday when I was at the store with my 16 montih
old, the guy in front of me was checking out and says,
"Wow, she is so cognitive. I bet she's 2 1/2 years old."
I say, "No, she's 16 months old."
His response: "Well, she's really advanced for her
age.
Me again: "Nope; she's just not vaccinated."
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FurryPornAccount S 6h
You've gotta learn to grow up quickly
when you only have three years to live
vaccines r good
vaccines r good
I Bet, Tumblr, and Wow: Admin Yesterday at 21:47
Yesterday when I was at the store with my 16 month
old, the guy in front of me was checking out and says,
"Wow, she is so cognitive. I bet she's 2 1/2 years old."
I say, "No, she's 16 months old."
His response: "Well, she's really advanced for her
age
Me again: "Nope; she's just not vaccinated."
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FurryPornAccount S 6h
You've gotta learn to grow up quickly
when you only have three years to live
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strict-constitutionalist:
And then the entire checkout line clapped.
strict-constitutionalist: And then the entire checkout line clapped.
Af, Christmas, and Dank: When you're broke af but still gotta buy
Christmas gifts
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Funny, Sex, and Spaghetti: This one goes to Darryl, for pocket
ialing acustomer, while having sex
hat can I say? A players gotta play.
Actually, that was the sound of me
eating spaghetti. But I'l let the
hink it was the other thing.
I miss this show. https://t.co/V4VaZz8xoT
I miss this show. https://t.co/V4VaZz8xoT
Target, youtube.com, and Black: #FALLONTONIGHT
KATE HUDSON AND I WERE GOING TO GO ICE SKATING
TOGETHER. SHE CALLED ME BEFORE AND SAID, "HEY DO
YOU HAVE ANY BLACK CROWES CDS?" SO I BROUGHT THEM
LOADED
OLIESTIO
WE SKATED 3-4 TIMES AROUND THE RINK.I GO, "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING NOW?" SHE GOES, GOTTA GO.I HAVE A DATE WITH
CHRIS ROBINSON, THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BLACK CROWES."
Jimmy talks about a date he almost had with Kate Hudson!
Jimmy talks about a date he almost had with Kate Hudson!
Memes, Control, and Crossfit: Gizmodo
@Gizmodo
The first clinical trial of a male birth control
gel is under way gizmo.do/8w6DLfX
Killmonger is just a CrossFit Tariq Nashe...
@DrTGIF
Her: Get in the bed and get in these guts.
Him: Hold on baby, I gotta put my
SonBlock on first.
SonBlock β’ via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QeMBHl
SonBlock β’ via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QeMBHl
Instagram, Control, and Crossfit: Gizmodo
@Gizmodo
The first clinical trial of a male birth control
gel is under way gizmo.do/8w6DLfX
Killmonger is just a CrossFit Tariq Nashe...
@DrTGIF
Her: Get in the bed and get in these guts.
Him: Hold on baby, I gotta put my
SonBlock on first.
Instagram: @punsonly
Instagram: @punsonly
Blackpeopletwitter, Fucking, and Nas: Nigga made Boom Boom Pow he got
some nerve
Pop Crave @PopCrave
@lamWill on the state of Hip-Hop:
"The problem with hip-hop is everybody could
do it. It doesn't take much fucking skill right now
to make hip-hop. It's become the lowest-hanging
fruit. It's no longer about Rakim-level, Nas-level,
not the deep, metaphorical simile shit."
When he said GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM i felt some typa way ππ (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
When he said GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM i felt some typa way ππ (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned
when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few
years and she would come to me and show
me her art, drag me by my wrists and point
at the pieces she'd made during the week.
and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put
on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice
and be like "such form! this level of
coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection
in crayola in a long time. and what is this?
why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems
she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas...
i haven't seen this attempted since winter
1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely
splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at
the end of every night she'd check with
me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes
and talk about something i noticed and
tucked her in.
she was just accepted into 3 major art
schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a
picture from when she was younger.
monochrome pink.
"thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw
the best in me."
βThank you for seeing the best in me.β via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu
βThank you for seeing the best in me.β via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu
Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned
when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few
years and she would come to me and show
me her art, drag me by my wrists and point
at the pieces she'd made during the week.
and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put
on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice
and be like "such form! this level of
coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection
in crayola in a long time. and what is this?
why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems
she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas...
i haven't seen this attempted since winter
1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely
splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at
the end of every night she'd check with
me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes
and talk about something i noticed and
tucked her in.
she was just accepted into 3 major art
schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a
picture from when she was younger.
monochrome pink.
"thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw
the best in me."
βThank you for seeing the best in me.β
βThank you for seeing the best in me.β