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Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn
Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjec...

Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones
Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
princess-tia-beanie:

npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the...

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: idkbutiloveryan: Good Afternoon to everyone even Ryan Ross
Tumblr, Blog, and Good: idkbutiloveryan:
Good Afternoon to everyone even Ryan Ross

idkbutiloveryan: Good Afternoon to everyone even Ryan Ross