Gimme some Titos and my freak flag will fly realllll fast
My favourite thing about getting drunk these days is probably the three day hangover and realising that I'm not 21 anymore and then crying a...
It's rejuvenating tbh @humor_me_pink
......... what....... nooooooooooo!! I legit thought I was busy!!! 😭😩 (@sammorril)
Story of my life
Eat, sleep, drink, repeat... Follow the hilarious @missdamemandy @missdamemandy goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
Who remembers this? 😂 #HIMYM https://t.co/QZKEYYcZap
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That's why I created a new language last night after getting drunk..!! :P
Valerie trying to get lit! https://t.co/U6n8Ao4vvY
Valerie sounds like a damn good time.
MOOD I love getting drunk but i have no fun friends to drink with 🙃
if u don't follow @daddyissues_ , ur doing it wrong
Have you ever gotten so drunk that u woke up still wearing ur clothes, shoes and purse... with a bunch of texts from ur friends asking where...
Getting drunk is such a gamble, am I gonna black out n ruin a friendship, am I gonna text my ex show up at his house beg him to bang me n th...
Chin Chin 🍾🍷🥂 Rp from my wcw @1foxybitch @1foxybitch goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
Can’t wait @drgrayfang
"What type of games are being played? How's it goin down?"
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Tag a friend like this 😂
Tag a friend like this 😂👇 https://t.co/L3rn0xX83O
Tag a friend like this 😂👇 WSHH
What's the best Tarantino movie? 🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and produce...
Maybe I’m too insecure? (@girlwithnojob is the IG QUEEN!)
MORAL HANGOVERS FOR THE WIN (@3rdand10 Twitter)
WHY CANT I DO ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND CHASING THE D
I'm drunk rn and I think my cat hates me... it's not my fault I ate her food and peed in her litter box like I was drunk and I said I was so...
My publicist will be releasing a statement shortly @mybestiesays
I'm too hungover to think of a caption but I did make mac n cheese so I guess u can say I'm winning Halloween. (Add my other IG @violetbens0...
Lmao im weak af 😂💀
Story of my life 😂 @mynameisgamble
A gamble I’m willing to take. (@womenshumor)
@god is the best account you don't follow
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Most likely the latter tbh @mybestiesays
If only 😒 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
Early start for Val🍸