🐣 25+ Best Memes About Germans

germans: americans when the trees start Speaking vietnamese germans when the snow starts speaking russian Australians when the grass starts fweeting France when france starts speaking french Get the baguettes!

Get the baguettes!

germans: americans when the trees start speaking vietnamese germans when the snow starts Speaking russian chinese government when people start speaking freely Joke never before made

Joke never before made

germans: he Best Movie Lines I heard this story once about when the Germans were occupying Paris and they had to retreat back. They wired Notre Dame to blow, but they had to leave one guy in charge of hitting the switch. And the guy, the soldier, he couldn't do it. You know, he just sat there, knocked out by how beautiful the place was. And then when the allied troops came in, they found all the explosives just lying there and the switch unturned. - Before Sunset (2004) IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

- Before Sunset (2004) IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

germans: When a Serb kills an Austrian in Bosnia so you, an Englishman, must fight the Germans in France

germans: Poor Germans: Wait so who are we at war with? Hitler: me irl by HBG2004 MORE MEMES

me irl by HBG2004 MORE MEMES

germans: Poor Germans: Wait so who are we at war with? Hitler: me irl

me irl

germans: SHIVER SHIVER SHIVER SHIVER SHIVER Germans fighting for survival in Stalingrad (1942)

Germans fighting for survival in Stalingrad (1942)

germans: When a Serb kills an Austrian in Bosnia so you, an Englishman, must fight the Germans in France The arch duke doomed us all

The arch duke doomed us all

germans: How Germans look when they go to open their history textbooks it be like that sometimes https://t.co/E6xnPmHG9q

it be like that sometimes https://t.co/E6xnPmHG9q

germans: Germans only make war Germans aren't funny German cars are bad YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

langernameohnebedeutung: the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ev...

germans: 3 weeks ago where did all the Germans come from? 296 36 Poland , c.1939, colorized

Poland , c.1939, colorized

germans: Andrew James Gregor @andrewjgregor In a first, Germany is requesting the removal of the Trump appointed ambassador to Germany, #RichardGrenell They consider him to stoke racism and fascism on the country. That's where we're at, folks. The Germans want the American gone, because he's a Nazi. 7:31 19 Mar 19 Twitter for Android li View Tweet activity 2,308 Retweets 3,789 Likes Damn, that’s scary.

Damn, that’s scary.

germans: Germans every couple of neration The rest of Eu repe You guys ready? https://t.co/7U6eqXYszW

You guys ready? https://t.co/7U6eqXYszW

germans: "How about if we all just buy our bread and mind our own damned business? official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just...

germans: A PERSON CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH GLOCK COLT -High quality tupperwareAmerican forged steel -Not made in America -Nobody cares that you own one -Higher magazine capacity North Koreans, and Terrorists because you can't aim -Every handgun since copies the design -Killed Germans, Vietcong, -Customizable -Freedom dispensed seven rounds at a time or -Basically the Honda Civic of handguns Agree or disagree? (I love Glocks myself. -- Buck)

Agree or disagree? (I love Glocks myself. -- Buck)

the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless...

germans: Poor Germans: Wait so who are we at war with? Hitler: The Invasion of Poland (Sept 1st, 1939)

The Invasion of Poland (Sept 1st, 1939)

germans: Poor Germans: Wait so who are we at war with? Hitler:

germans: "How about if we all just buy our bread and mind our own damned business? official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just...

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh

germans: Gerone Gertwo Germany oh no, not the germans!

oh no, not the germans!

germans: Gerone Gertwo Germany oh no, not the germans! by comicalben MORE MEMES

oh no, not the germans! by comicalben MORE MEMES

germans: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII. I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?

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germans: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII. I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?

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germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Do you?

Do you?

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Uhhh.

Uhhh.

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Uhh

Uhh

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Uhh

Uhh

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Uhhh.

Uhhh.

germans: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh Uhhh. by OblivionXYZ MORE MEMES

Uhhh. by OblivionXYZ MORE MEMES

germans: East germans West germany et me [adult swim East Germans LET ME IIIINAIN! faduit swimj fakehistory: East German tries to cross the Berlin Wall (1962)

fakehistory: East German tries to cross the Berlin Wall (1962)

germans: East germans West germany et me [adult swim East Germans LET ME IIIINAIN! faduit swimj East German tries to cross the Berlin Wall (1962)

East German tries to cross the Berlin Wall (1962)

germans: "How about if we all just buy our bread and mind our own damned business? official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just...

germans: neurodivergent-crow thewriterash berwaldvainamoinen-moved-deacti someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he made us sing the song in english but with a german accent inkcaviness I'm crying because that's actually just What we German Class

German Class

germans: "How about if we all just buy our bread and mind our own damned business? official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just...

germans: SOLDIERS', SAILORS AND AIRMEN'S PRAYER-BOOK With the compliments of the KNIGHTS OE COLUMBUS CANADIAN ARMY HUTS res OR COLUMB Faith in Combat As a tanker in the Sherbrooke Fusiliers Regiment, Denis was part of the D-Day invasion landings. Due to the quick success of allied efforts, the Germans were forced to incorporate new tactics to slow the advancing forces Snipers were left behind, in place of the retreating Germans, to harass allied troops. One morning, as Denis stood up out of his tank, a sniper's shot rang out. The bullet impacted the prayer book seen here, which was in his left breast pocket and ricocheted into his arm. This prayer book, which was issued to every soldier on the battlefield, seemingly saved Denis' life that day The telegraphs shown came through the train station, and were sent to his family, notifying them of his condition. Because of his injuries, Denis received the Wound Stripe (mounted on the left of the frame) Espoir au combat Étant onérateur de char d'asseau dans le régiment des The Prayer book that saved a Canadian soldiers life from a german sniper bullet in WW2

The Prayer book that saved a Canadian soldiers life from a german sniper bullet in WW2

germans: When You're a 12 Year Old Who Wanted to Fight for Your Country, But Then the Germans Start Shelling the Trenches: WWI soldier has realization of the war (1916 colorized)

WWI soldier has realization of the war (1916 colorized)

germans: A S @its_a trapppp 11h But you literally just judged all Nazis as "assholes". My grandfather, my grandmother, their families and friends were all involved with the Party. They're also some of the kindest, most wonderful people I've meet, yet you've already judged them based on a group generalization 2 Josh Callahan aJschmuck2. 59m I'd love to introduce them to my great grandparents but they were gassed in a concentration camp But I'm sure they're great. 4 2 "Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is Nazi. Nobody cares about their motives anvmore." Julius Goat

germans: dadcrone There's probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you're single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that vou've somehow missed vyour only chance at love because you didn't meet someone in college and now it's too late goddamngeckogirl The german word you are looking for is Torschusspanik torschlusspanik (n.) lit. "gate-closing panic" a sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life's opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages GERMAN ittlekiwi37-archive Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING agarotado27dejunho German is like the dictionary of obscuree sorrows Source: dadcrone 151,994 notes Yeah, that

Yeah, that

germans: BOSS: ITS CHRISTMAS AND THE OFFICE IS CLOSED FOR CUSTOMERS GERMANS: OH NO BOSS: BUT YOU CAN WORKIFYOU WANT GERMANS: SHIT, NEGRO. THATS ALL YOU HAD TOSAY! Wir lieben Arbeit

Wir lieben Arbeit

germans: Cyclist signs in Germany Turn right Turn left Going to Poland STOP Those Germans are up to something

Those Germans are up to something

germans: Cyclist signs in Germany Turn right Turn left Going to Poland STOP Those Germans are up to something by andrewdmc MORE MEMES

Those Germans are up to something by andrewdmc MORE MEMES

germans: wiki How Use a "Blitzkrieg". In this method, a densely packed team of Nerfers, typically armed with more powerful blasters, such as Rhino-Fires, Vulcans, or Hail-Fires, use heavy firepower to disorient the enemy with short and nowerful attacks Germans invasion of France(1940)

Germans invasion of France(1940)

germans: On this day in 1914, 100,000 British and Germans soldiers crossed the trenches, forgot about the war and played a game of football during a Christmas Truce The beautiful game awesomacious: Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

awesomacious: Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

germans: What do you do for fun? Work You work for fun?A I was raised by first generation Germans. Work is fun. The German work culture

The German work culture

germans: On this day in 1914, 100,000 British and Germans soldiers crossed the trenches, forgot about the war and played a game of football during a Christmas Truce The beautiful game Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

germans: On this day in 1914, 100,000 British and Germans soldiers crossed the trenches, forgot about the war and played a game of football during a Christmas Truce The beautiful game Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

germans: suntatsunari: Hetalia Chritsmas Truce 1914 World War 1 (England and Germany) The British and Germans played a game of football, no one knows the final score though some say the Germans won 4-3, other men stood together, sharing their rations - the Germans gave their coffee and sausage the British gave tea and jam, they passed around pictures of their wife’s and kids, some even swapped home address’s with promises to write after the war, others stood together smoking, trying British or German tobacco for the first time. By the afternoon the Generals far behind the lines heard what was happening and got very angry - they did not want everyone to be friends - they were supposed to be enemies. So they ordered the artillery to start firing - the men had to run back to their trenches as the shells exploded around them.And the Christmas truce was over - and the killing began again.-Paul S.Sorry for inactivity! Hope you like it! Happy Christmas guys~ (^ w ^)//

suntatsunari: Hetalia Chritsmas Truce 1914 World War 1 (England and Germany) The British and Germans played a game of football, no one...

germans: Traty of Allies Versailles Um...whatcha got there? German re-armament Germans A smoothie. Silly Hitler via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Ly938F

Silly Hitler via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Ly938F

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