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Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>
Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014
 By Kristi
 This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools &
 Home Improvement)
 Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd
 have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I
 grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
 my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl
 Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

 hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out
 and electrocute her, 3 July 2015
 By Ben Harrison
 Verified Purchase (What is this?)
 This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover
 Protective Bag Pouch
 Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be
 crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far,
 this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for
 waterproof kindling, crap for murder.

 16591
 autigully smooth
 naite
 ll Pens Stylos b
 Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012
 By A keen skier
 This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of
 12 (Office Product)
 My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't
 want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this
 product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and
 so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the
 feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to
 my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts
 about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband
 is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to
 more independence and he hates the feminine tingling
 sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he
 gets whenever he picks it up.

 Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012
 By Mrs Toledo
 What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't
 already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the
 iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
 My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to
 cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE
 wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day
 rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and
 cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the
 energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12
 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the
 things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the
 point where our children could sense the tension. The
 minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-
 enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew
 we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B
 Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND
 we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS
 571B BANANA SLICER!

 a karen katz lift-the-flap book
 Where is Baby'S
 Belly Button?
 DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the
 ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012
 By PacMan
 This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap
 Book (Board book)
 This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves
 around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this
 much clear from the beginning. However, there is no
 mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right
 where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it
 clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
 This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on
 the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls
 apart the second you realize that the belly button was in
 plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no
 character development, and there is scarcely any plot.
 Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in
 judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not
 immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is
 one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.
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Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...

Anaconda, Books, and Climbing: DRAWING PROMPTS: ACTIONS DRAW YOUR CHARACTER 26. Laughing 27. Throwing 28. Catching 29. Cooking 30. Cleaning 31. Examining 32. Giving 33. Taking 34. Calling (to someone, on the phone) 35. Listening to music 36. Playing a musical instrument 37. Petting an animal 38. Shooting (bow & arrow, slingshot) 39. Putting on something (jacket, shoes) 40. Reading 41. Watching (people, tv, movie) 42. Knitting 43. Blocking (someone, something) 44. Dancing 45. Bumping (into someone, something) 46. Hanging (upside down, on a clif) 47. Posing 48. Bowing 49. Waiting 50. Clapping 51. Kicking 52. Punching 53. Doing Yoga 54. Gathering 55. Fishing 56. Gardening 57. Cycling 58. Piggyback riding 59. Bug catching 60. Ghost hunting 61. Yo-yoing 62. Swinging on swings 63. Snowball fighting 76. Running 77. Showing 78. Pushing 79. Pulling 80. Sewing 81. Writing 82. Sneaking 83. Holding (lowers, hands) 84. Balancing 85. Fingernail painting 86. Tying (tie, bandage, bow) 87. Pointing 88. Crawling 89. Playing poker 90. Stabbing 91. Driving 92. Brushing teeth 1. Jumping 2. Falling 3. Sitting 4. Talking 5. Walking 6. Eating 8. Thinking 9. Singing 10. Crying 11. Searching 12. Reaching 13. Climbing 64. Juggling 15. Shopping 16. Swimming 17. Carrying 18. Cheering 19. Hugging 20. High-fiving 21. Fighting 22. Hula hooping 23. Lecturing 65. Playing ping pong 66. Raking leaves 67. Ice skating 68. Playing video games 69. Horseback riding 70. Kissing 71. Vomiting 72. Web surfing 73. Taking pictures 74. Handstanding 75. Kite flying 93. Stacking (books, cards) 94. Drawing 95. Dropping something 96. Picking something up 97. Fixing something 98. Exercising 99. Stretching 100. Stargazing 25. Shouting salison.tumblr.com <p><a href="http://salison.tumblr.com/post/135086220266/rather-than-drawing-your-character-standing-there" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Rather than drawing your character standing there doing nothing over and over again, here’s 100 other ideas to put them in action and challenge yourself as an artist.<br/></p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Books, and Climbing: DRAWING PROMPTS:
 ACTIONS
 DRAW YOUR CHARACTER
 26. Laughing
 27. Throwing
 28. Catching
 29. Cooking
 30. Cleaning
 31. Examining
 32. Giving
 33. Taking
 34. Calling (to someone, on the phone)
 35. Listening to music
 36. Playing a musical instrument
 37. Petting an animal
 38. Shooting (bow & arrow, slingshot)
 39. Putting on something (jacket, shoes)
 40. Reading
 41. Watching (people, tv, movie)
 42. Knitting
 43. Blocking (someone, something)
 44. Dancing
 45. Bumping (into someone, something)
 46. Hanging (upside down, on a clif)
 47. Posing
 48. Bowing
 49. Waiting
 50. Clapping
 51. Kicking
 52. Punching
 53. Doing Yoga
 54. Gathering
 55. Fishing
 56. Gardening
 57. Cycling
 58. Piggyback riding
 59. Bug catching
 60. Ghost hunting
 61. Yo-yoing
 62. Swinging on swings
 63. Snowball fighting
 76. Running
 77. Showing
 78. Pushing
 79. Pulling
 80. Sewing
 81. Writing
 82. Sneaking
 83. Holding (lowers, hands)
 84. Balancing
 85. Fingernail painting
 86. Tying (tie, bandage, bow)
 87. Pointing
 88. Crawling
 89. Playing poker
 90. Stabbing
 91. Driving
 92. Brushing teeth
 1. Jumping
 2. Falling
 3. Sitting
 4. Talking
 5. Walking
 6. Eating
 8. Thinking
 9. Singing
 10. Crying
 11. Searching
 12. Reaching
 13. Climbing
 64. Juggling
 15. Shopping
 16. Swimming
 17. Carrying
 18. Cheering
 19. Hugging
 20. High-fiving
 21. Fighting
 22. Hula hooping
 23. Lecturing
 65. Playing ping pong
 66. Raking leaves
 67. Ice skating
 68. Playing video games
 69. Horseback riding
 70. Kissing
 71. Vomiting
 72. Web surfing
 73. Taking pictures
 74. Handstanding
 75. Kite flying
 93. Stacking (books, cards)
 94. Drawing
 95. Dropping something
 96. Picking something up
 97. Fixing something
 98. Exercising
 99. Stretching
 100. Stargazing
 25. Shouting
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<p><a href="http://salison.tumblr.com/post/135086220266/rather-than-drawing-your-character-standing-there" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Rather than drawing your character standing there doing nothing over and over again, here’s 100 other ideas to put them in action and challenge yourself as an artist.<br/></p></blockquote>

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Ass, Bitch, and Family: <p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837495235/thebibliosphere-systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837320641/systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837209755/thebibliosphere-88linesabout44fangirls" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837052036/88linesabout44fangirls-thebibliosphere-the" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://88linesabout44fangirls.tumblr.com/post/160822498525/thebibliosphere-the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you" class="tumblr_blog">88linesabout44fangirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160820362341/the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you-can-just-about" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Demon Rose is waking up. You can just about see the first hint of electric pink starting to come through in the bud. </p> <p>You can also see where she’s pushing so hard up against the house she’s dislodged the window screen. What a clingy baby :D</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, I showed one of your posts about the Demon Rose Bush to an organic gardening friend. She’s recommending massive pruning until it gets under control, but considering how high that bitch is I don’t think that’s feasible.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hahahahaha, we tried to kill this thing when we first moved in back in 2015 by cutting it all the way down to ground level and etd tried to kill the roots with literal poison cause we didnt want to try and deal with pruning something where the largest thorn was the length of my pinky finger. She grew back taller within 4 months, absorbed her trellis into her vines and continued to bloom right up until December. <i>In Minnesota</i>. </p> <p>Last year she retained her blooms until January of this year. Everything else besides the neighborhood evergreens was dead, and we had hot pink blooms in -20'c weather, in several feet of snow. </p> <p>Ain’t <i>shit </i> gonna kill this thing, and since Tumblr adopted her as my plant familiar to go with the rest of my weird ass house (the tags new folk are looking for are #the house that cthulu built and #demon rose) I’ve started talking to her and she’s the god damn healthiest most terrifying thing in our yard. I love her. </p> <p>I’m going to attempt to do some delicate pruning this year and nudge her back onto a trellis (several trellises…trelli?), cause the way her thorns tap against the living room window when the wind blows is a tiny bit unnerving, but yea, nah. 6ft Demon Rose is here to stay. I’ve made my peace with this.</p> <p>Especially after last year when I made the comment in passing about needing to kill the lily cluster by the side of our house that had spring up in their hundreds (I am very very not good allergic to all lilies), and she expanded outward and quite literally <i>throttled them with her roots. </i> That was…considerate of her… </p> </blockquote> <p>Holy shit I have a rose in my back garden <em>IDENTICAL </em>to that. </p> <p>I call it the Felony Rose, since I kindasortamaybe <em>technically </em>stole it. </p> <p>They were gonna bulldoze an old farmhouse that had this huge (15x20) rosebush growing alongside it. So, I rolled up with the truck and a shovel and a pair of hedge clippers around midnight. </p> <p>Dug that whole monster out (which involved much sweat, blood, and swearing) whacked it back to a manageable size, and took it home. </p> <p>It is now in my back garden, eating my coral bells and lilies and cackling to itself as it spreads. </p> <p>It is also electric pink. It barely even wilted, despite it’s rough treatment. </p> <p>Also, in the lot they bulldozed to build that new house, suckers of the fucker are coming back. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>SHE HAS FAMILY, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL HER</p> </blockquote> <p>I MADE A POST ABOUT THIS ROSE JUST THE OTHER DAY</p><p>FAMILY PHOTOS</p><p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and">http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and</a></p></blockquote>
Ass, Bitch, and Family: <p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837495235/thebibliosphere-systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837320641/systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837209755/thebibliosphere-88linesabout44fangirls" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837052036/88linesabout44fangirls-thebibliosphere-the" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://88linesabout44fangirls.tumblr.com/post/160822498525/thebibliosphere-the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you" class="tumblr_blog">88linesabout44fangirls</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160820362341/the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you-can-just-about" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The Demon Rose is waking up. You can just about see the first hint of electric pink starting to come through in the bud. </p>

<p>You can also see where she’s pushing so hard up against the house she’s dislodged the window screen. What a clingy baby :D</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh, I showed one of your posts about the Demon Rose Bush to an organic gardening friend. She’s recommending massive pruning until it gets under control, but considering how high that bitch is I don’t think that’s feasible.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hahahahaha, we tried to kill this thing when we first moved in back in 2015 by cutting it all the way down to ground level and etd tried to kill the roots with literal poison cause we didnt want to try and deal with pruning something where the largest thorn was the length of my pinky finger. She grew back taller within 4 months, absorbed  her trellis into her vines and continued to bloom right up until December. <i>In Minnesota</i>. </p>

<p>Last year she retained her blooms until January of this year. Everything else besides the neighborhood evergreens was dead, and we had hot pink blooms in -20'c weather, in several feet of snow. </p>

<p>Ain’t  <i>shit </i> gonna kill this thing, and since Tumblr adopted her as my plant familiar to go with the rest of my weird ass house (the tags new folk are looking for are #the house that cthulu built and #demon rose) I’ve started talking to her and she’s the god damn healthiest most terrifying thing in our yard. I love her. </p>

<p>I’m going to attempt to do some delicate pruning this year and nudge her back onto a trellis (several trellises…trelli?), cause the way her thorns tap against the living room window when the wind blows is a tiny bit unnerving, but yea, nah. 6ft Demon Rose is here to stay. I’ve made my peace with this.</p>

<p>Especially after last year when I made the comment in passing about needing to kill the lily cluster by the side of our house that had spring up in their hundreds (I am very very not good allergic to all lilies), and she expanded outward and quite literally  <i>throttled them with her roots. </i> That was…considerate of her… </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Holy shit I have a rose in my back garden <em>IDENTICAL </em>to that. </p>
<p>I call it the Felony Rose, since I kindasortamaybe <em>technically </em>stole it. </p>
<p>They were gonna bulldoze an old farmhouse that had this huge (15x20) rosebush growing alongside it. So, I rolled up with the truck and a shovel and a pair of hedge clippers around midnight. </p>
<p>Dug that whole monster out (which involved much sweat, blood, and swearing) whacked it back to a manageable size, and took it home. </p>
<p>It is now in my back garden, eating my coral bells and lilies and cackling to itself as it spreads. </p>
<p>It is also electric pink. It barely even wilted, despite it’s rough treatment. </p>
<p>Also, in the lot they bulldozed to build that new house, suckers of the fucker are coming back. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>SHE HAS FAMILY, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL HER</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I MADE A POST ABOUT THIS ROSE JUST THE OTHER DAY</p><p>FAMILY PHOTOS</p><p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and">http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and</a></p></blockquote>

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<p>This is a one of a kind shovel. This 15-in-1 shovel is the ultimate tool for camping, hiking, backpacking, gardening, and almost any other outdoor activity. Survivalists are going crazy for this survival shovel!<br/></p>
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Community, Energy, and Lottery: So many people paid to watch Mayweather and McGregor fight... Imagine if everyone paid to build up their communities, or help people in need True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read." standup911 bethechange matrix government
Community, Energy, and Lottery: So many people paid to watch
 Mayweather and McGregor
 fight...
 Imagine if everyone paid to build
 up their communities, or help
 people in need
True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read." standup911 bethechange matrix government

True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a com...

Community, Energy, and Lottery: So many people paid to watch Mayweather and McGregor fight... Imagine if everyone paid to build up their communities, or help people in need That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read. standup911 bethechange matrix government
Community, Energy, and Lottery: So many people paid to watch
 Mayweather and McGregor
 fight...
 Imagine if everyone paid to build
 up their communities, or help
 people in need
That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read. standup911 bethechange matrix government

That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it ...

Anaconda, Books, and Climbing: DRAWING PROMPTS: ACTIONS DRAW YOUR CHARACTER 26. Laughing 27. Throwing 28. Catching 29. Cooking 30. Cleaning 31. Examining 32. Giving 33. Taking 34. Calling (to someone, on the phone) 35. Listening to music 36. Playing a musical instrument 37. Petting an animal 38. Shooting (bow & arrow, slingshot) 39. Putting on something (jacket, shoes) 40. Reading 41. Watching (people, tv, movie) 42. Knitting 43. Blocking (someone, something) 44. Dancing 45. Bumping (into someone, something) 46. Hanging (upside down, on a clif) 47. Posing 48. Bowing 49. Waiting 50. Clapping 51. Kicking 52. Punching 53. Doing Yoga 54. Gathering 55. Fishing 56. Gardening 57. Cycling 58. Piggyback riding 59. Bug catching 60. Ghost hunting 61. Yo-yoing 62. Swinging on swings 63. Snowball fighting 76. Running 77. Showing 78. Pushing 79. Pulling 80. Sewing 81. Writing 82. Sneaking 83. Holding (lowers, hands) 84. Balancing 85. Fingernail painting 86. Tying (tie, bandage, bow) 87. Pointing 88. Crawling 89. Playing poker 90. Stabbing 91. Driving 92. Brushing teeth 1. Jumping 2. Falling 3. Sitting 4. Talking 5. Walking 6. Eating 8. Thinking 9. Singing 10. Crying 11. Searching 12. Reaching 13. Climbing 64. Juggling 15. Shopping 16. Swimming 17. Carrying 18. Cheering 19. Hugging 20. High-fiving 21. Fighting 22. Hula hooping 23. Lecturing 65. Playing ping pong 66. Raking leaves 67. Ice skating 68. Playing video games 69. Horseback riding 70. Kissing 71. Vomiting 72. Web surfing 73. Taking pictures 74. Handstanding 75. Kite flying 93. Stacking (books, cards) 94. Drawing 95. Dropping something 96. Picking something up 97. Fixing something 98. Exercising 99. Stretching 100. Stargazing 25. Shouting salison.tumblr.com <p><a href="http://salison.tumblr.com/post/135086220266/rather-than-drawing-your-character-standing-there" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Rather than drawing your character standing there doing nothing over and over again, here’s 100 other ideas to put them in action and challenge yourself as an artist.<br/></p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Books, and Climbing: DRAWING PROMPTS:
 ACTIONS
 DRAW YOUR CHARACTER
 26. Laughing
 27. Throwing
 28. Catching
 29. Cooking
 30. Cleaning
 31. Examining
 32. Giving
 33. Taking
 34. Calling (to someone, on the phone)
 35. Listening to music
 36. Playing a musical instrument
 37. Petting an animal
 38. Shooting (bow & arrow, slingshot)
 39. Putting on something (jacket, shoes)
 40. Reading
 41. Watching (people, tv, movie)
 42. Knitting
 43. Blocking (someone, something)
 44. Dancing
 45. Bumping (into someone, something)
 46. Hanging (upside down, on a clif)
 47. Posing
 48. Bowing
 49. Waiting
 50. Clapping
 51. Kicking
 52. Punching
 53. Doing Yoga
 54. Gathering
 55. Fishing
 56. Gardening
 57. Cycling
 58. Piggyback riding
 59. Bug catching
 60. Ghost hunting
 61. Yo-yoing
 62. Swinging on swings
 63. Snowball fighting
 76. Running
 77. Showing
 78. Pushing
 79. Pulling
 80. Sewing
 81. Writing
 82. Sneaking
 83. Holding (lowers, hands)
 84. Balancing
 85. Fingernail painting
 86. Tying (tie, bandage, bow)
 87. Pointing
 88. Crawling
 89. Playing poker
 90. Stabbing
 91. Driving
 92. Brushing teeth
 1. Jumping
 2. Falling
 3. Sitting
 4. Talking
 5. Walking
 6. Eating
 8. Thinking
 9. Singing
 10. Crying
 11. Searching
 12. Reaching
 13. Climbing
 64. Juggling
 15. Shopping
 16. Swimming
 17. Carrying
 18. Cheering
 19. Hugging
 20. High-fiving
 21. Fighting
 22. Hula hooping
 23. Lecturing
 65. Playing ping pong
 66. Raking leaves
 67. Ice skating
 68. Playing video games
 69. Horseback riding
 70. Kissing
 71. Vomiting
 72. Web surfing
 73. Taking pictures
 74. Handstanding
 75. Kite flying
 93. Stacking (books, cards)
 94. Drawing
 95. Dropping something
 96. Picking something up
 97. Fixing something
 98. Exercising
 99. Stretching
 100. Stargazing
 25. Shouting
 salison.tumblr.com
<p><a href="http://salison.tumblr.com/post/135086220266/rather-than-drawing-your-character-standing-there" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Rather than drawing your character standing there doing nothing over and over again, here’s 100 other ideas to put them in action and challenge yourself as an artist.<br/></p></blockquote>

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